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>Tips and guides
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>Sites
crap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
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TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
FACEIT (NA/EU): faceit.com
ESEA (NA): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
OZFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (SA): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Discord
pottisdefenseforce.com

literally get backstabbed

2nd for cocks

3st for Valve sucks

4th for trash general

5th for anime

WHERE IS THE BENCH

Oneiros?

The Amputor contract is unadulterated bullshit.

your mistake for picking it

find some cute f2ps who can help you with it

Why can't this kill a full health Pyro with a bodyshot?

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

the absolute state of the "tf2" discord

god I wish I could fuck horses too

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i had no idea there were so many literal whos in there

>announcing reports
nice

>censoring your own name
what a fag lmao

where did i censor my name?

if i knew it wouldn't be censored, idiot

i didnt censor anything

>literaly who
yeah thats the point of an anonymous basket weaving board

if jediflamaster is here, can he tell us if anyone that had contact with jill or another valve employee knows what the tf2 team thinks about the flamethrower mechanics? do they know about it and do they even want to change it?

this thread used to have a cutlure now its just trannys and underages

>anonymous
>full of nameavatartripfags

black tranny crew incoming

tripcodes...

>stating the reason why tripfags are literally cancer
thank you

dont pretend like it hasnt always been like this

ive been in this thread since 2013 before it was on vg

i would much rather have all those namefags and tripfags back over literal trannys getting worshipped by underage betas

i'll have you know i've been posting here regularly for almost a year now

no one likes you xan

i wish the thread was always off topic its more fun

thats not my tripcode wtf

>tfw didn't get caught in screenie

mfw the discord is a literal containment discord

theres a reason there are no known people there

fuck off to where you belong retard

theres a newfig discord and an oldfig discord

I would like one (1) invite to the old discord

if you were someone you would already be there

I am someone

who

I would like one (1) admin discord to ask for an invite

can 1 get (I) pottis petty pls

can i get You (plural) to shut the fuck up

...

Maybe if i get (1) kiss on the cheek and an invite to the tf2gscord

the reason discord is fillew with literal whos is because the circlejerk never upgraded from the IRC but since the links were removed from the op the newfigs can't join no more

Not even the IRC uses IRC anymore.

i got an invite

in your face bitch

you would never had known :p

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>Whos calling others whos

i wonder if the next rebuild (if it comes out) will feature a girl(male)

yes i would have

does this mean jew black tranny

thanks for the raffle the other day morwanegg

I don't have any confirmation on any front other than the one I wrote.

i saw this post and wanted to check tf2r

i won a raffle from them

>buy killstreak kit for 40 cent
>add 0.5 cent item
>resell for 5 bucks+

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congrats user

DAMN SON

thank you i hope they give me the item

/tf2g/ gets
therefore still alive

could someone tell this fine young woman i have sent her a friend request

black tra

I just got my item. I think they were waiting to see if people would send them a trade offer first or something.

ok i will try that

I think they are european, not 100% sure but they're on later in general from my observations

the ebony "female" is all american

Southern american with a hectic sleep schedule actually

ok

oh no
does this mean i am not a who anymore

that was just the current online list

is there a list of all members

yeah, discord bring around the soyboy population for sure.

no

>Getting upset when you don't know the names of all the posters on an anonymous imageboard

tfw no longer a member

>Giving viva attention just because he took his trip off

well thats dumb

blame englo

>Blame me because you're too dumb to find the list

only visible to admins moron

I think he's blaming you for being a fag, which is the truth

>viva
>taking off his trip
lol?

Could somebody tell me what is supposed to happen here?

Engineer is puppy guarding his Teleporter Exit and ready to whack away a sapper the moment it is sapped and gets into a battle against a Spy who is at spawn sapping the Teleporter Entrance and the Spy switches to his L'etranger to shoot at it while it's being sapper. All the while, Engy is holding Mouse1 whacking away at the Teleporter Exit to remove the sapper and repair the Teleporters.

Whenever I'm the Spy and feverishly doing this, the Engineer prevails and I can't destroy the Teleporters.
Whenever I'm Engineer, I can't whack fast enough (using Gunslinger) and the Spy wins.

Is there some trick to destroying Teleporters as Spy that I don't get? I switch to Sapper as fast as possible and then back to L'etranger to fire at the sapped Teleporter, but it doesn't destroy it fast enough to destroy the Teleporter.

if engineer has full metal you can't destroy his tele if he's on it with l'etrange due to damage down stat. you need a revolver in that situation, or if you're patient enough the sapper will eventually kill it if you place it 50 times, but if it's at spawn good luck with that before the next dudes spawn and kill ya.

Holy shit thanks for making me admin!!!!!!!! englo i maek tf2g great again

Spawn waves nigga.
The enemy spy got lucky or knows his shit.

You need to attack the teleporter before the engi is on it.

>sap, shoot once, sap, shoot once ecc ecc
if done correctly they literally cant repair the teles, even with the jag fast swing speed

page 10. the end. goodbye my friends. it's been fun.

page 10 save rave

blame the underage posters

theres nothing to talk about.
unless you guys want to hear about this guy who tried to scam me by asking my steam password so he could send a trade offer to himself through my account in case i try to "scam" him

i'm bored, post screencap of conversation

no lets instead talk about "literal whos" and ruin the thread further

sorry mate, i didn't screencap it. I wish i had.