/utg/ - Undertale General

The Gotefather Edition

Previous Timeline: Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>undertale.com/
>store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/games/undertale/cid=UP3893-CUSA08801_00-TFSHVCUTPS400084
>fangamer.com/products/undertale-ps4-vita

-The Demo
>undertale.com/demo/

-Artbook
>pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
>under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

-Fic Recommendations
>undertale-fic-recs.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page

lewd lizzur

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Lizard is thicc.

I love lizzur

Bun buns...!!!

The thiccest
yeh

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

But can the Spider teach everyone how to proroperly take care of a computer!?

*properly!

She is also the worst Pirate I've ever heard of.

The baby spider having fun sledding down the safe little hill for sledding down from that is safe for baby spiders such as the baby spider!
Pressing the make the baby spider teleport to the big and scary hill for advanced sledders that is not safe for baby spiders at all!
The baby spider being teleported to the big and scary hill for advance sledders that is not safe for baby spiders at all!
The baby spider crying in fear the whole way down!
The baby spider coming to a stop on a land mine!
The baby spider's sled being blown to shreds and the baby spider's limbs being blown off and most of her skin being covered in horrible burns, with parts of shrapnel from the mine and the sled embedded in her body!
The baby spider crying!

alright this one is basically just like a family guy or robot chicken joke and i apologize for this low grade of post i will be sure to get my act together for next time

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puss puss

piss piss

no

They have no toilets so they just do it wherever

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You know behind the Snowdin shop, which you don't get to see
It's all yellow out there, as far as the eye can see

Fish be cute

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I require soft mums

I want an Alphys teacup

>Alphys not getting immediately horny/flustered from dirty talk from Undyne
That doesn't seem right.

Yeah, everyone knows Alphys is a freak in bed and will go into a sexual frenzy from even the lightest of innuendoes.

I can't believe Alphys was so enthusiastic about eating pussy she ended up getting unbirthed by accident

Sure! The best way to take care of a computer is to treat it nicely! The resulting cuteness will make sure nothing bad happens to it!
The only way the spider can steal anything is if she gives it back immediately afterwards!
Picking up the spider!
Comforting and healing the spider!
Repairing the spider's sled!
Reprogramming the bully's teleporter!
Pressing the make the spider teleport to the safe and fun hill button!
The spider sledding down the hill!
The spider having lots of fun sledding and being very happy!

Never played the games but I enjoy so much of the fan content. Just binge read a lot of webcomics a friend sent me and they were enjoyable.

Why so much hate for fans when they produce so much content I don't understand

Sansfags

>Why so much hate for fans when they produce so much content I don't understand
It's mostly due to what a percentage of the fandom does/the attitude they have/really bizarre fetish artwork. Also there was the needle cookie incident

Needle cookie?

Someone in Korea was pissed that a certain artist wasn't a proponent of Frans or Soriel or something and they gave them cookies with needles in them

That's... wow. I don't even

Remember not to feed your Chara after midnight.

The needle cookie had nothing to with undertale ffs

It was at a UT con/event in Korea.

>Someone in Korea
China.
>a certain artist wasn't a proponent of Frans or Soriel or something
People on tumblr speculated it's because the artist drew Frans, Soriel wasn't even part of the question, and it was speculation anyway, nobody knows for sure.
>they gave cookies with needles in them
This is correct, save for there only being one cookie and the post never mention any more, or any others containing needles.

It was in Taiwan and there were other incidents of potentially lethal food being given to non-undertale related artists/cosplyers/e-celebs at non-undertale related cons prior to that.

The fuck is in the water there that people just suddenly start attempting to murder congoers?

Remember not to feed your Chara in general

>Toriel will never be your Wife
>You will never spend the rest of your life with her
>You will never sit next to her near a warm fire
>You will never bake a cake with her
>You will never wake up next to her
>She will never send you pun related jokes with a ' ]: )' to finish it off
>You will never take her on a date
>You will never watch fireworks with her
>You will never ask her to marry you
>You will never have a child with her
>You will never grow old with her

Why live

I dunno. People get insanely jealous or pissed of at people for stupid reasons. I read that there was a call for better security at cons after those things and the needle cookie happened, so there's that at least.

These sentiments remind me of the demo days.

Asgore will move on with his life and find his own happiness without her. So will the rest of us.

Thank god, I don't want no alcoholic raising my halfmonster sons
Wait shit I'm a boozer

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How would Alphys react to someone telling her to send bobs?

why, she'd sends bobs
and vegene

Well Dogs of Future Past was a nice read


Handplates is up next but I heard it was very disturbing

How would Alphys react to someone telling her that they gave her mom her address and that she's coming over right now

It's pretty angsty with evil gaster torturing but the interactions between sans and pap are pretty sweet

Sexcellent times ahead

user eating fishlizard tacos!

yes pls

Good

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user having all night orgy with the fishlizard!

Where are you guys?

Is there any way I can read the threads when the full game got released? I want to witness history.

You would have to travel a very far distance through the 3rd party archives.

Fireden only goes back to October 2015, not September 2015. It's just not the same.

Brainstorming last two chapters
Finishing Homework

mon hun worl

Alright
Mon-Hun Worl? Sounds Asian

It does? Damn it.
Is the guy who saved every image from the threads still here?

Everyone's dead
>tfw character threads can't even last a day anymore

He means Monster Hunter.

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Would you still love your fave if their eyes went all creepy and soulless when they got serious?

Yes

obviously

No!

What if Sans got so angry he turned on his ice eye instead of his fire eye

Gasterblasters' lasers would flash freeze targets instead of destroy.

>eyes

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I think that's pretty hot, so absolutely

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and they got hit in the groin by a football and they started crying even though it was really funny

Why wouldn't I? I love that!

What if Laurel & Hardy fell into the Underground?

Probably
He would turn the hot cat into a cool cat, bada-bing.
I would help them soothe the pain.
Slapstick comedic act would happen with Sans and Mettaton. Would break the barrier

I'd kiss them down there to make it better

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Who could have thought it would be this easy?

fug asriel

uI think I'd rathwr not.

you should

I'm sure Undyne will be very impressed

Confess

Booping lizards!

Asgore wearing sandals with socks!

Toriel finding that hot!

sleepy fry

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Chainsaws are dangerous, especially in the hands of an untrained lizard

Train your lizzur in forestry