But can the Spider teach everyone how to proroperly take care of a computer!?
Henry Ross
*properly!
Jaxson Price
She is also the worst Pirate I've ever heard of.
Robert Mitchell
The baby spider having fun sledding down the safe little hill for sledding down from that is safe for baby spiders such as the baby spider! Pressing the make the baby spider teleport to the big and scary hill for advanced sledders that is not safe for baby spiders at all! The baby spider being teleported to the big and scary hill for advance sledders that is not safe for baby spiders at all! The baby spider crying in fear the whole way down! The baby spider coming to a stop on a land mine! The baby spider's sled being blown to shreds and the baby spider's limbs being blown off and most of her skin being covered in horrible burns, with parts of shrapnel from the mine and the sled embedded in her body! The baby spider crying!
Noah Wood
alright this one is basically just like a family guy or robot chicken joke and i apologize for this low grade of post i will be sure to get my act together for next time
Nathan Murphy
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Julian Johnson
puss puss
Xavier Hall
piss piss
Bentley Martinez
no
Aiden Moore
They have no toilets so they just do it wherever
Thomas Smith
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Adrian Rodriguez
You know behind the Snowdin shop, which you don't get to see It's all yellow out there, as far as the eye can see
Nathaniel Lopez
Fish be cute
Benjamin Sanders
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Levi Lee
I require soft mums
Adrian Russell
I want an Alphys teacup
Christopher Green
>Alphys not getting immediately horny/flustered from dirty talk from Undyne That doesn't seem right.
Thomas Hernandez
Yeah, everyone knows Alphys is a freak in bed and will go into a sexual frenzy from even the lightest of innuendoes.
Bentley Roberts
I can't believe Alphys was so enthusiastic about eating pussy she ended up getting unbirthed by accident
Nathaniel Cox
Sure! The best way to take care of a computer is to treat it nicely! The resulting cuteness will make sure nothing bad happens to it! The only way the spider can steal anything is if she gives it back immediately afterwards! Picking up the spider! Comforting and healing the spider! Repairing the spider's sled! Reprogramming the bully's teleporter! Pressing the make the spider teleport to the safe and fun hill button! The spider sledding down the hill! The spider having lots of fun sledding and being very happy!
Jason Lopez
Never played the games but I enjoy so much of the fan content. Just binge read a lot of webcomics a friend sent me and they were enjoyable.
Why so much hate for fans when they produce so much content I don't understand
Levi Collins
Sansfags
Brandon Flores
>Why so much hate for fans when they produce so much content I don't understand It's mostly due to what a percentage of the fandom does/the attitude they have/really bizarre fetish artwork. Also there was the needle cookie incident
William Harris
Needle cookie?
Andrew Nelson
Someone in Korea was pissed that a certain artist wasn't a proponent of Frans or Soriel or something and they gave them cookies with needles in them
Brayden Myers
That's... wow. I don't even
Samuel Long
Remember not to feed your Chara after midnight.
Benjamin Cruz
The needle cookie had nothing to with undertale ffs
Ayden Bennett
It was at a UT con/event in Korea.
Mason Green
>Someone in Korea China. >a certain artist wasn't a proponent of Frans or Soriel or something People on tumblr speculated it's because the artist drew Frans, Soriel wasn't even part of the question, and it was speculation anyway, nobody knows for sure. >they gave cookies with needles in them This is correct, save for there only being one cookie and the post never mention any more, or any others containing needles.
Mason Thompson
It was in Taiwan and there were other incidents of potentially lethal food being given to non-undertale related artists/cosplyers/e-celebs at non-undertale related cons prior to that.
Anthony Edwards
The fuck is in the water there that people just suddenly start attempting to murder congoers?
Brayden Evans
Remember not to feed your Chara in general
Ayden Ortiz
>Toriel will never be your Wife >You will never spend the rest of your life with her >You will never sit next to her near a warm fire >You will never bake a cake with her >You will never wake up next to her >She will never send you pun related jokes with a ' ]: )' to finish it off >You will never take her on a date >You will never watch fireworks with her >You will never ask her to marry you >You will never have a child with her >You will never grow old with her
Why live
Christopher Morris
I dunno. People get insanely jealous or pissed of at people for stupid reasons. I read that there was a call for better security at cons after those things and the needle cookie happened, so there's that at least.
Gavin Harris
These sentiments remind me of the demo days.
Isaac Bailey
Asgore will move on with his life and find his own happiness without her. So will the rest of us.
Nathan Myers
Thank god, I don't want no alcoholic raising my halfmonster sons Wait shit I'm a boozer
Camden Ross
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Evan Miller
How would Alphys react to someone telling her to send bobs?
Noah Mitchell
why, she'd sends bobs and vegene
Hunter Torres
Well Dogs of Future Past was a nice read
Handplates is up next but I heard it was very disturbing
Oliver Moore
How would Alphys react to someone telling her that they gave her mom her address and that she's coming over right now
Bentley Williams
It's pretty angsty with evil gaster torturing but the interactions between sans and pap are pretty sweet
Isaiah Cox
Sexcellent times ahead
Michael Watson
user eating fishlizard tacos!
Joshua Reed
yes pls
Matthew Sullivan
Good
Colton Mitchell
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Jack Brown
user having all night orgy with the fishlizard!
Brody Hill
Where are you guys?
Sebastian Smith
Is there any way I can read the threads when the full game got released? I want to witness history.
Christian Wilson
You would have to travel a very far distance through the 3rd party archives.
Juan Carter
Fireden only goes back to October 2015, not September 2015. It's just not the same.
Matthew Sanders
Brainstorming last two chapters Finishing Homework
Xavier James
mon hun worl
Dylan Butler
Alright Mon-Hun Worl? Sounds Asian
Kevin Sanders
It does? Damn it. Is the guy who saved every image from the threads still here?
Julian Jenkins
Everyone's dead >tfw character threads can't even last a day anymore
Noah Cruz
He means Monster Hunter.
Jason Cox
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Eli Ward
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Joshua Hill
Would you still love your fave if their eyes went all creepy and soulless when they got serious?
Bentley Lopez
Yes
Brody Ortiz
obviously
Ryan Perez
No!
Mason Carter
What if Sans got so angry he turned on his ice eye instead of his fire eye
Leo Parker
Gasterblasters' lasers would flash freeze targets instead of destroy.
Ayden Long
>eyes
Justin Butler
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Brayden Russell
I think that's pretty hot, so absolutely
Aiden White
Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and they got hit in the groin by a football and they started crying even though it was really funny
Sebastian Rogers
Why wouldn't I? I love that!
Jaxon Nguyen
What if Laurel & Hardy fell into the Underground?
Ryan Davis
Probably He would turn the hot cat into a cool cat, bada-bing. I would help them soothe the pain. Slapstick comedic act would happen with Sans and Mettaton. Would break the barrier
James Baker
I'd kiss them down there to make it better
Daniel Rodriguez
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Robert Lewis
Who could have thought it would be this easy?
Charles Williams
fug asriel
Jeremiah King
uI think I'd rathwr not.
Oliver Stewart
you should
Joshua Powell
I'm sure Undyne will be very impressed
Hudson Nelson
Confess
Lincoln Brooks
Booping lizards!
Aaron Sanders
Asgore wearing sandals with socks!
Gavin Bennett
Toriel finding that hot!
Benjamin Morris
sleepy fry
Carter Clark
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Connor Richardson
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Angel Edwards
Chainsaws are dangerous, especially in the hands of an untrained lizard