/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

how

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just yesterday you said you're leaving this thread, again

you attention starved, mentally ill psychopath in denial, just fuck off and stop ban evading

Alright, how am I supposed to see the steppes?

:eyes:

Weren't you supposed to leave again, retard? No, don't reply to me. I will just report you and pray for the best.

i miss paks

They're all around!

...no I didn't? Like, nothing you just said has occurred

It's really the best place to idle.

>ocha/chemo thread

see you tomorrow, i am skipping the daily shitshow of the former baiting the latter with e-relationship screenshots

Moonc@s!

No idea who these people are and what this even means O.o

>wake up christmas morning
>call my son and grit my teeth to wish him a merry christmas
>he doesn't answer
>call him again, still no answer
>go onto final fantasy online to see if he's there
>he's in new grandinia
>use the teleporter spell to get there
>he's sitting with a bunch of half-naked whores wearing a christmas styled tube top
>he sees me and sends me a private message: "DAD? it's Christmas!! O.o"
>ask him in the public chatter mode why he didn't pick up his phone
>his little whore friends start giggling at him, one asks "who's this Karen?"

But here's here, that's the shitposting feces colored lalafell.

help me, eri

Moew

i miss ippiki

>hanging out in Gridania

>hosting a party on new years eve for some friends and family at my house
>enjoying a beer with a coworker
>hear something coming from the upstairs window
>it's my only son talking to one of his little friends on the online computer voice service
>"i can't wait for my new panties to come in! they're [some chink word, i didn't understand]"
>work friend gives me a confused stare
>sigh, hand him my beer and silently go upstairs
>open my son's door
>he's playing final fantasy online
>his character is naked in a tub, it doesn't have any underwear on somehow
>my son is half-naked himself, wearing woman's lingerie

Sleepy Elezens.

Help with what?

i also

>whm is too complicated, please help

>my only son asked me to play this game with him a few months ago
>we've never been close, but feel obligated to try to connect with him seeing as his mother died recently
>every time i access the game i'm met with utter disappointment: his guy is a slutty woman dressed like a whore, the little shit ignored my calls on christmas but was playing on final fantasy despite that
>most recently caught him wearing panties and other women's clothes and speaking in zipperhead tongues on new years eve
>packed my clothes and went on vacation without telling him after witnessing this
>today
>just got back, feeling a bit more calm
>he tells me that i need to get onto the final fantasy game
>"it's urgent"
>i log on and he hands me a letter and takes me to the chapel in the forest
>he tells me to go inside
>it's a little fairy church with a bunch of girls dressed like whores sitting on the benches
>his guy begins walking down the aisle with one of his little whore friends
>they're both wearing sandals, striped socks and a french maid costume
>they're getting married
>his little whore friend says in the chat box "Karen, you're the love of my life, I want to spend our days together forever and ever!"

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>beer
>not lemon lime vodka infusion 10% alcohol free margaritas

2 ugly as fuck "female" attention whores and anime obsessed manchild with drama background bigger even than you

Amigo, we need your daily post.

Dnt u mean memigo?

Please? Help me....!

Wow, that's an accomplishment lol.

Hi Memg@o

I'm PVPing right now.

Will link from last thread
Aether expert queue 5689

Sorry you'll have to settle for a paisano

So is that a yes then?

be my valentine

Hola anonmigo.

>adelais is on mateus now with another name change and fanta
>is in panda

Start your own conversations beta loser

>Chemo tries his hardest to be racist against spics
>Memc@ is worse without trying

Again, gonna have to ask me in-game.

I'm actually glad I got out of there when I did.

memc@ is best at everything

They've been on mateus for a while
They were in yysara's fc at one point

Memc@ 4got image but bring u taco 2 make up

>tfw talked to him and he was completely normal and fun to hang with

you're not me, i saw the slut first

so all i gotta do is get an ebin drunk, and i can then JO with them in order to ruin their relationships with their grown man boys?

It'd be fantastic if mem styled on him by displaying more knowledge of mexican culture than entry level tacos and sombreros that you can find on Google in five seconds.

honest question: would it actually be a problem if DRK got revamped and had the highest personal tank damage instead of WAR?

Damn who tf you trying to fool nigga?

thx. pet4u

Have fun with that, you will never see me in such content, lel.

yea but there is more to it just ask eri

>adelais
>fun and not extremely autistic

You remember that one time PLD had higher personal damage than WAR and WARmains wouldn't stop complaining?

this coming from kiss doesn't really mean anything lol

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Gratz!

>No idea what this third chamber is.

Thx 4 dis pet n dis gib. Make memg@o v happi

That was legitimately justified, though. PLD was broken as fuck at launch compared to the other two. I just think it's a mistake to try and push DRK to be in between them again as if that's the only way.

DRK has the potential to be revamped such that it has exactly the same amount of mitigation it does now but gains an interesting and fleshed out offensive moveset.

not him

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Is there a chart or a list for how unfun the classes are to level? GLD is making me sad.

none of them are fun to level dude

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Yeah send me your best red wines

GLA is pretty much the top of that chart/list for a while.

Whoa. Undo dis. Memc@ cannot reach dis.

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GLD, THM or CNJ? What should I get to 30 next?

what a cute elf

Any single lady cats or midlanders on Balmung that want to go dating this weekend?

I apologize for what I am about to say.
Your elezen is great.
Jeph is better as his male elezen.
That is all.

its mooncats

>204653164
Don't fall for it.

It's my opinion though?

Probably the last good, non-corrupted elezen left.

>that one time
which time? for all of ARR or the start of SB?

It's "if you don't like cats, your post is bait" stuff.

Nope, any positivity towards Jeph is bait, you know this Ocha.

What?

Pretty sure WARs had better damage than PLD back at the start of ARR, but that might just be because sword oath tanking wasn't the norm.

I have a secret crush on you

Oops, I'm dumb. It's been a long day x_x

I won't pretend to understand, that's just the stigma...

Needs more of the elezen...

Someone should do a tribute for you

Okay
I still like his elezen much more than his stupid diamond dozen cat.

> People who think clicking in O8S actually works.
Enjoy your hell in the cell matches.