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nice

The allied torvald insulted me for not healing by asking "do you play with a monitor???"
When I explained Ying heals over time by dropping illusions, he suggest I play someone I know how to play, then proceded to ask if our allied strix if he also played with a monitor????

Don't play Ying, she is shit

>then proceded to ask if our allied strix if he also played with a monitor????
this I can understand

Is grover a viable dps? Ive been throwing axes at people all day and he hits people for 700-1000 constantly. Am I playing him completely incorrectly and just shitting on people who are bad at the game?

Only in sniper maps like timber mill and splitstone quarry but can also work on frog isle and stone keep. Play him like a sniper/off support but don't go solo healer because he is shit.

ob66 will come next week right

>don't go solo healer because he is shit
He's the fourth best solo healer, fag.

Whos considered the best healer?

OwO what's this~?

>Maeve in the OP
>[embed] [embed] too, of course
I swear you fucks do this on purpose.

Damba. Always Damba.

a shit op pic

Let's ask Holt- oh, wait.

Nah, in March.

STOP

pink cat

how is tyra better than viktor or vivian

threadly reminder that willo is black and beautiful and VIABLE

>muh kda

RIP

What did you eat today, /palg/?

ob66 leak

Hambaga ?

Give Maeve a bacon burger.

i ate leftovers of jack in the box and cheap vodka for breakfast

National pizza day iirc so I just had some leftover cold pizza and actual breakfast cause pizza is not very nutritious

Only tea
I've got an infection and shit myself this morning
I'm hoping my human heal factor heals me in time.

Why is Ash so bad?

why would anyone subject themselves to cold pizza?

just pop that sucker in the oven for like 10 minutes and it's better than it was fresh

that's just your opinion

Because when she isn't using ult she has next to no area denial

How's life in sub 2k?

you make me sick. i bet you eat your pizza with a knife and fork too

She is my eternal love, my soulmate, my unquestionable sweetheart.
I want to make her happy every day of my life, to protect that shining smile of hers with all my might.

Well she does have RMB. It's really bad though, and it's practically impossible for her to hold the point now.

The retards who think Ash is good have 0 arguments. All they do is strawman without bringing up points. They can't handle a 530 dps character with no escape or burst, so they call her OP.

Sit down. Be humble

cant have a soulmate if you dont have a soul

Fucking PogChamp HoTG is going with the best thing ever. You can literally full purchase sets this is soo nice.

>constantly seeing people complain about the MM
>they refuse to play unbound, the mode they put majority of their games into getting the MM rating balanced out around
>play the mode with least player base and most noobs overall
>surprised at result of shitty games because you're only playing with literal noobs and guys trying to make a paycheck

Are you trying to imply something?

>I play unbound

it says that the twitch prime february rewards are 2 diamond chests + dreamhack maeve
any idea if they will be available in 2 days since that would be a month since the whole deal was released?

>I play Maeve

t.gold

>I partake in Ash is good/bad ''discussions''

>complain about imbalance
>play the mode designed to be imbalanced

"No!"

I wish you guys stopped bullying each other.

Sometimes cold pizza is actually as good as hot pizza, when the cheese and grease has settled and melded into the crust. Usually best with pizzas that aren't too cheest and have a thin crust, like New York pizzas.

Give Maeve a freshly baked 'za.

Still enjoy losing with your average 5.0 kda?

Why do people like this slut so much?

She's a sex master that will fuck anyone.

>dreamhack maeve
wasnt that thing supposed to be exclusive to that event only?

It's really only one guy, everyone else just uses her as a convenient sexual relief tool.

Do not call her such false and hurtful names.

You're both horrible.

"exclusive" is just a word, it doesn't mean anything.

Did Seris get to Yingfag?

what is meaning

Ying is CUTE.

I always fund it funny you can dominate a game with healing as a support but once someones HP drop below 60% in late game the VHS spams comes out like I'm haven't saved their ass 10 times already that game.

The cutest.

why the fuck are comp queues so slow today? it's fucking friday.

The bronze and silver players that make up the majority of our games are still in school.

they fixed it :)

I've been in queue for 15 minutes and nothing has popped, what the fuck?

It's a beta.

>Short Qs, terrible games
>Long Qs, decent games
>doesntmatterlolpeoplegonnacomplainanywayfuckit

>thinking either playing with sub 20 lvls or having 15 min queues is good for a multiplayer game
Take out Hi Rez's dick out of your mouth. This wouldn't have happened of they didn't split the playerbase in half to jew people.

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I like Bitey but that is retarded, good FPS players are rare as fuck at the higher level, it was practically a dead genre for the longest time.

You can't expect a high volume of players during the slowest period esports/game wise to the games history.

oh my god ob66 better not be trash, hail Satan

I've had short queues and good games. I hope this didn't fuck things up, I hadn't seen a pro 5-stack in weeks.

DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW!!!!!

barely anyone answered yet again
fuck it I'll sign up for the deal tomorrow

Because no one fucking knows, genius.

Alyssa knows but no one appreciated her until she was gone.

gone?

When I went to the Paladins website early this morning I saw something weird. Paladins was introducing a new game mode. A chicken mode. Where you fight as teams of chickens. I remember a chicken dressed up as Fernando with shield as part of the line up.

Thinking about this it might be prep work for a April Fools joke or I got a copycat web page. I'm just wondering if anyone else saw this.

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that was their stupid april fools joke last year

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE'S MY PLATED BANGS?

REEEEEEEEEE

Sorry but they are not unique enough so they're scrapping them. :^)

Why do retards think ash and ruckus are bad?

Ash is okay but Ruckus is unequivocal trash.

who is the cutest champion and why is it pip?

t.tracklet

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How come?

twitch tv/doomblud2308

I'm here to advertise.

Top 3 Cutest females
1. Kinessa
2. Evie
3. Skye

Top 3 Cutest male
1. Bomb King
2. Makoa
3. Talus

I mean in a wholesome cute way, none of that sexual stuff but I can agree with Skye being a qt3.14.

>kinessa
>a literal sociopathic boastful bitch who shoots people for money
>cute
>evie
>immortal womanchild with a god complex who kills indiscriminately
>cute
>skye
>genuine psychopath
>cute

If statistics are good enough for HiRez they are good enough for /palg/.

>Tank Win Rates OB65

>57.8% Terminus
>53.2% Inara / Torvald
>50.8% Makoa
>49.9% Fernando
>49.4% Ash
>46.7% Barik
>43.8% Ruckus

Other way around, buddy.

Post your guru.

Ash and Ruckus are both OK and fill two different niches. Both could stand a little bit of a buff. Battering Ram could at least have its CD put back to 15s and they could at least give Ruckus his booster mobility back since they toned down both his damage and shield.

>>immortal womanchild with a god complex that kills indiscriminately
>not cute
get better taste, also she's no longer kills indiscriminately bud, read the new lore.

>since they toned down both his damage
How high are you?

>Ruckus
>OK
>only wins 4 in 10 games.

You will literally lose more often than not with a Ruckus on your team.

Terminus is the best tank then, sub 2k.