Overwatch General - /owg/

>Year of the Dog Event is LIVE

>Latest PC patch notes
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Overwatch League Schedule
overwatchleague.com/en-us/schedule

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
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I will never stop loving Lena.

Here comes T.Racer!

nah, don't put it on the edge of a cliff like a retard. i'm pretty sure they have an algorithm or some way of detecting that and getting you automatically.

You gotta place it in places that severely inconvenience your team. An example would be Hollywood defense. I always tryhard the first minute or so to get ult charge, then i sneak behind them (easy as fuck in

What is the most healslut Mercy skin?

Asking since I want to make a Mercy only account.

What’s your main and what’s your workout routine /owg/?

Summer games or default

>Character named Angela
>Angel themed

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D.va!

>jeff

Lena Oxton is my cute time-travelling tomboy wife and I love her!

>its 2018
>im still not worshiping symmetra's perfect brown feet
when will vr catch up to my fantasy

you guys make me ashamed to think tracer is cute

>he doesn't know
It's Imp and don't forget the

Esports in 1 hour!

Reminder Genji defense force and Mercy defense force are the same people.

>feet
>poo in the loo feet
Literal shit taste.

Why? It's just pictures.

>Zen

I can’t lift for shit so I just do tons of cardio. I try to do a triathlon about once or twice a year.

>still no tiddy hero

Where are the jiggling jugs? The moving mammaries? The burgeoning bosoms?

On Roadhog. the only hero with boob physics

Getting a cup size reduction.

thats the cutest soe ive seen yet

>potg is genji getting a double kill at like 40% damage each
>kill feed shows zarya getting a quad

>filthy blue eyes

So close to being Tracer

Imp doesn't have blonde hair though which takes away from it.

>literally a 1:1 copy of the bottom 6 pickrates for owl
gee i wonder where they got those ideas
since it sure as fuck wasnt anyone actually employed at their company figuring it out on their own in the past TWO YEARS IT HAS TAKEN THEM TO FIGURE OUT THESE CHARACTERS ARE CONCEPTUALLY FLAWED
wonder how long its going to take them to figure out that balance changes need to be PROACTIVE AND WITH PURPOSE, NOT A SLEW OF KNEEJERK BUFFS

t. plat shitter that still can't aim

Esports soon friends

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Hey, I don't make the rules.

>decide to play a quick Mystery Heroes match since I've been having some fun on there lately
>join in as back fill
>enemy team at 85% capture with the first round already won
>lose

Witch, Imp.

>only one response

You’re all a bunch of fat fucks aren’t you?

Finally home and booting up for a long grind session. Didn’t even get to open my Freebie Box. Wish me luck.

Oh and I’m wondering how everyone’s liking the new CTF. Better or worse from last year?

My wife btw

No like I actually put teleporters in inconvenient spots (like way off the route to the payload and shit) and still got the ban. It wasn't blatant griefing, the TPs could've easily passed for some silver's TPs

I hope my boys don't let me down

>Lists tracer but not Doomfist
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

The purple hair is what adds to it. That's your slut skin.

Worse. It's no fun allowed.

Mercy, 4x a week pushpull split, heavy push light pull rest light push heavy pull rest rest

docs.google.com/document/d/1_iNd48Ewhpe-aMf1hNy85WjlS-ukOMJydGVHfaJ1XRg/edit

Just follow the guide

t. wood genji main

Which overwatch character do you most resemble? Even if it’s not exact pick the closest one.

>young soldier 76

Hot wife desu

Too many mains to count. My exercise is heavy lifting landscaping material.

>winston
>starting strength

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t. plat shitter that still can't aim and calls anyone who calls him out a genji main when they're not

oh boy shit twitter memes from a year ago

Young Ana a shit and you know it.

Any Ana*

you wanna translate that mate

Sombra is second. Under Mei of course.

So is capture the flag actually back in arcade for good or is it just for the year of the dog event?

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why is dvas vo so cute

She's a bit shy so that's why she is blushing. And that makes her even cuter!

Do you have to convert to islam to be able to "waifu" Pharah, or do you just headcanon her into an atheist or something?

I dated an Egyptian girl who looked like a chunky version of Pharah once. Her name was Sara.

>open charity loot box from this event
>get this
Nice

Can we not start this stupidity again?

>someone on my team leaves
>leaving when it's safe deranks you THIRTY FIVE points

lol blizzard! epic xD

>second box after earning it in Arcade
Ha, eat a dick Jeff. I got what I wanted without spending a single fucking cent

Are they LEGIT DANGEROUS?

>Mystery Heroes
>Enemy starts with 4 Moiras
just end me

they're literal COCKSUCKERS

I fucking wish they would nerf Winston. I don't think he's OP, but nerfing him would kill dive comp.

t. ana and mccree main

>you'll never be in the middle of a fleshy doughy outlaw orgy

why bother not being dead?

Is this why Linkzr was "sick"?

Have they played against NY? If so who won?

there's nothing wrong with dive comp

you should have made the person not leave, since you're the only constant and it's always your fault

Predictions for the boys in blue vs /ourguys/ the LAG?

sup

everytime he thought he washed all the dried semen off he found more

>t. WInston

Taimou is way fatter than that.

It is if you like playing ana and mccree more than dva winston genji or tracer

Is this accidentally or purposefully creepy?

stay away from my boy

ftfy

Dallas wins to make xqc happy

nerfing winston and bringing back old hog would be so perfect

>struggle to beat malnourished chinks
>think they can beat a competent team

Posting widow upskirts, I'm hoping this doesn't count as NSFW.

>CTF. Better or worse from last year?

it's better, while still being total shit. Overwatch just doesn't work for CTF being the entire point of CTF is a frantic high speed grab+run+kill+return etc sort of play style.
I think they would have been better off just going with classic old school CTF rules and just let it be off balance. At least the game play would be true CTF.

ororor u should make shitmou fat and pimply too, and add zis haircut to xqcuck

>"gg report our widow please, useless faggot" t. our Mercy
>enemy team tells them to shut the fuck up because the Widow actually played well

Brainlet Mercy main BTFO. I played Zen in the match and our Widow was actually carrying hard as fuck, he had top damage at 20k in like a 13 minute match.

>doesn't have the confidence in his own team to 3-1 or 4-0 glads

Fucking oof

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>tfw no amélie thighjob

>get 4 headshot kills as widow
>potg is mccree getting two kills
my youtube trickshot montage will never be finished

>tank heavy meta
>reaper is shit
>mccree is almost fully powercreeped out
>genji is still SSS tier
>moira is one of the best DPS because she can just bullshit through shields

>mercy player calling someone else a faggot

I'd give anything to feel her fat bloo cock bottom out inside me

Did they also applaud him after the game? Did the President spectate the game and offer him a job? Were you the widow?

You were probably both faggots

XQC LEFT STREAM ON AND WAS NUDE SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING PICTURES

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