/pg/ - Persona General

i don't understand why this weird naruto character is with joker
i missed the origins of this shitpost apparently

source?

Kawaclaimed.
Kawawriter here.

nevermind I found it

bosozoku persona girl when

Anne-dono.

What are the PTs favorite Wu-Tang songs?

What have you got lined up for valentines day?

Got any girls you're trying to 5-time?

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Did Junpei steal Yusuke's shirt or did Yusuke steal Junpei's pants?

Five-time is right, Rosy Palm doesn't know I'm getting action from her five wonderful sisters.

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Her name is Anne.

No, there's only one girl I'm looking to spend Valentine's Day with.

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She's mine /pg/

Has anyone here actually played any pre p3 persona games?

I played a few hours of P1. It was awful.

Ann is so cute, she's a sweet apricot.

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Takamaki, you're not... playing the field with Ryuji and Ren? If they were to find out...

yeah

>Joker - Clan in Da Front
>Ryuji - Protect Ya Neck
>Anne - Gravel Pit
>Morgana - The Heart Gently Weeps
>Yusuke - Ruckus in B Minor
>Makoto - A Better Tomorrow
>Futaba - Method Man
>Haru - CREAM
>Goro - Black Shampoo

Lol fuck off pedofag
Sane people doesn’t fuck 15 years old

Even worse, a 15 year old with the body and emotional maturity of a 12 year old.

>t. desperate Haru trying to win Joker back

i was typing up one but honestly this is better

What kind of 12 year olds do you hang out with that have wide hips

>the body and emotional maturity of a 12 year old
Lol what
How so?

what kind of 12 year olds does he hang out with that schlick to hentai and hack all IP's simultaneously?

Now I'm curious to see what you came up with

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In japan the average 12 year old girl is 152 cm, futaba is 149cm tall. She is clear pedo bait.

Obligatory Makoto post

But I am Aoi Yuuki

ok but you haven't answered my question
what kind of 12 year olds do you know that have child-bearing hips

Aigis
Android 21

Holy shit, is Futaba a robot too? Best girl just got better.

Excuse me, Aigis is 17

The average japanese woman is 158 cm tall
9 cm below the average is too much for you?

>In japan the average 12 year old girl is 152 cm
Post proof, I don’t believe it

Yes. Captain Sideburns for life.

Why are persona characters so tall?

Well yeah, now she is, but MC broke her warranty seal when she was only 11.

>160cm
giv tiny shadow bf

>Narukami shorter than Naoto in the second art
>Naoto taller than literally anyone in the line-up

This may be official but actually fuck that, that's wrong.

Discuss

Naoto has big shoes. I don't think the top images are to scale otherwise Kanami would be a giant, since she is only like 14.

They don’t matter because at the end of the day she still has the height of a child and the face of a child

NICE NIPS!

i don't think those first two lineups are supposed to show relative heights, just the bottom one (which also doesn't match the heights elsewhere in the book)

Makoto's red eye colour is literally impossible.
Futaba's purple eye colour is statistically rare to the point of absurdity.
Ann has blue eyes in a sea of brown eyes.
Haru's eyes are brown.

intriguing isn't it.

Ryuji is a reverse-racist!

>Kanamin is 14

I want this to be true, because then the titty-monster aspect goes to fucking 11 since she's still got years of boob growth ahead of her, but is this actually confirmed anywhere?

I always interpreted red eyes and blue hair in Persona as anime stylized brown eyes and black hair. That doesn't explain Fuuka, however.

CUTE!

ugly

>Makoto's red eye colour is literally impossible.
>What are albinos
Obviously she isn't but the eye colour itself isn't an impossibility.

I get it Ryuji, it's free real estate.

>she is only like 14
What? Post proof

that always seemed like pointless mental gymnastics to me. persona is already set in a fantastical stylized world, it makes more sense that they just have odd coloring instead of what the audience sees not 'really' being what something is.

Fuuka is an angel that was sent by God to bring mortal men joy and happiness, which explains her hair

Kiss.

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KISS

>Makoto's red eye colour is literally impossible.
Don't fucking remind me. It gets me diamonds but can't exist in real life without the person having the rest of physical characteristics that come from albinos.

>eye color gets your dick hard
What is wrong with you?

>Futaba's purple eye colour is statistically rare to the point of absurdity
They’re supposed to be brown with a slight tint of purple

Her eyes are more brown in DSN.

What, you've never been attracted to a specific eye color?

Yeah attracted but not aroused.

You’ve never met any short girls haven’t you

Well it doesn't actually pop a boner, it was just a metaphor.

Alright, imagine a girl with your favorite eye colour looking directly into your eyes from very close and then sliding your dick in.

You got me

Wait, is she sliding MY dick in my eyes?

-...sure

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Would Yukari make Makoto use a condom?

Scissoring requires a condom?

Hell no, if he doesn't jizz in her womb she would have fewer things to act disgusted and annoyed about.

She's just sleeping.

Who has the best ass of Persona 3?

The only female ass that isn't stuck behind a skirt is Aigis.

I wish I was that floor

source?

i think you know

I wonder if Femc is tired of questions about her giant hand

Kiss?

Aigis > Teddie > Morgana