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First for breaking renown's ribs and snorting her ashes!

Don't forget to milk your meido /alg/

I want to FUCK the gay out of Portland.

What did Seiba ever do to you?

>got yuudachi drop after only ~15 runs of 6-4
>recorded it to make fun of yuudachi miner here
>recorder hangs when saving

Touch fluffy tail

A certain eceleb who I wont name shitting up the place happened.

Well Saber has always been shit, even back in my Fate days I shat on Saber. But then enter Renown. At first I wanted to ironically like Renown, being the shameless Saber clone that she is and all, but after seeing all the autism that flocks to her just like the autism that flocked to Saber before her, I just can't continue to ironically like her. She's just so shit, it physically disgusts me. Breaking her ribs and snorting her ashes is the means to which I express this end, so I hope you all can do me this One Small Favour and bare to hear it.

Reminder that this harlot was responsible for the worst war crime of WW2

Furries?

Don't engage him, you'll wake all the histfags.

No, she invented pineapple pizza.

As opposed to going "rrreee histfags" when no one's even mentioned anything? Great job shitting up the place already.

Respect my queen

Flagship for the attack on pearl harbor

2 nukes weren't enough

Another day, still no Honolulu.

I want to protect this smile

x2 speed on auto when

Another day, still no Jintsu.

>バレンタインに向いて色々な準備しているのヴァンパイアちゃん、
そのチョコレートは特別な隠し味があるかもしれません。

What did saru mean by this?

is that period blood in her mouth

It's shit

oh fuck... sick bastard!

>vampire gives you chocolates mixed with cunny blood

Are any of the boats canon non-virgins?

That's pretty disgusting. Fucking sick bitch.

Real japanese tradition. Expect some nails and other bodily fluids too.

But she's a*stralian?

>Real Japanese Tradition
Vampire is British who later migrated to Australia. Sick fucking bitch.

Then why does she speak in japanese?

Maya user here, I'm reaching breaking point. I really want her before the maintenance for her voice arrives.

Amazon da

You and me both my brother.

Ganbaru

hot

>imagining vampire who speaks like a bogan

>oi cunt, wana have a gander at the color of me dacks?

>Ning Hai and Ping Hai retrofits next maintenance
>Only have Ning Hai
what the FUCK

Pull more outside of limited construction.

...

Thanks a lot dude now I'm rock hard.

They're huge resource hogs, only work on them if you're willing to ignore every other boat for 2 months.

I'm already at the point where i'm spending books on useless boats like fubuki just so I'm not wasting the academy slots.

Renown's ashes in your valentine's chocolates!

Auditorium fucking when?

Just starting today, are the nepu boats top tier?

Yes they are all T-1 and super centralizing. If you don't have neps you may as well uninstall because all future content will be designed under the assumption that players will beat them with neps. Don't worry though newfriendo, you still have a whole 2 (two) days to get them all! Better get to it!

They’re meta difining.

>still no phoenix
>keep on getting amazon
Please don't post more amazon-puffy vulva

>going to be at least 7 purple cruiser BPs short of portland kai when she comes out
How do I stop this? How do I avoid this dark fate of no day 1 portkai?

A級実験駆逐艦, Amazon da.

You can't tell me what to do.

Puffy vulva da.

are they any good?

You convert blue BPs to purple.

Currently? no, but once you retrofit them they become top tier desu.

They become t1 on tier own after retrofit.

I barely have enough blues to retrofit her as it is, I've been farming destroyer BPs since day 1 for starter kais

You need to use them together but they become tier 1 on most maps after retrofit. I would focus on Jintsuu and Portland first though.

what is the breakdown of bps needed?

18 blue, 15 purple, 1 gold

>Don't have any gold 203mm guns for Portland kai when she comes out
How do I stop this? How do I avoid this dark fate of no day 1 perfect loadout protkai?

They’re tier 1 in their own, and tier 0 when paired. 2 300 FP fast CLs and do 25% extra damage to all story mode enemies is ridiculously OP.

>tfw just got gold 203mm SKC today from my raid boxes
Just be yourself lmoa

>tab in to see my auto clearing fleet
>javelin bottoms out on the screen, dumps her torps and skill into absolutely nothing then facetanks an enemy torp salvo
Is this what it's always like?

Javelin's just a slut for torps.

At least she's good at facetanking torps.

yes

Which boat can you beat up in a fight?

My bet is on unicorn. She probably won't even fight back.

...

Every boat would lose to the dick, checkmate desu.

Good for breeding
exhentai.org/g/1182156/4e26808af9/

bulin

Unless said boat has bigger dick than you. See aniki.

what do you think anikis dick smells like
god i want to suck it

back the FUCK off
only i get to suck my husband's dick

Aniki's probably boned all the boats in the dockyard so probably a mixture of their juices. But he's straight so he won't let you suck it.

I want to fuck the straight out of Aniki.

>wanting to suck dick
Fucking fags, you should let him fuck you in the ass like a true straight consensual fucking

I'd rather have aniki fuck me.

Is it straight or gay to get fucked in the ass by aniki then clean his dick with your mouth?

Nah it probably has no smell since Helena is constantly cleaning it with her mouth.

It's gay of course but there's nothing wrong with being gay.

...my cute wives?

Then it'll probably smell like semen and freshly sucked dick.

It's time you make a different one.

Oh hey you're back. Welcome back

What the fuck is going on here?

>Literal faggots shitposting
autism

twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/962163377198940162

>cl*veland fags

S-She's fast!

Threadly reminder that all Pennsylvania class, Renown class, and Nevada class ships are garbage and shouldn't be posted by anyone not autistic.

Based anti eceleb user

t.SanyaP

nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32351723

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she should trim that bush

A wild dog(fake) appears!

Is it SEAnigger hour again?

I'll think about it

My friend, for you it will always be SEAnigger hour here.