/owg/ - Overwatch General

I know I'd like to be insideher if you know what I mean

also wtf happened to seoul do they just not give a shit anymore

The Shock look completely heartbroken and hopeless, holy shit. Junkrat has devoured their souls.

Needless to say, this was Talon's first and only stake out mission of Soldier 76.

>chosing taco dva over real dva

>loving user's wife
>not hatefucking her behind his back
looks like you're the cuck after all lol

>commentator BTFOs soe's comment and she laughs nervously
destroyed, holy shit. soeposter must be distraught

post the qt oputlaws fangirl pls

nomy beans

Moira is disgustingly OP

t. moira main

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anyone think I got a chance at becoming a pro just to marry soe?

NO PAPI NOT THE BEEEANNSSS

*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

cute

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if u train for women then ur never gonna make it

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She already has a boyfriend apparently so you better be a 10/10

I do expect her damage to be nerfed at some point in some way, maybe a cap on total damage that can be done per target per orb, or something like that
maybe even a flat 10dps taken off her succ beam

>Literally a Nazi SS officer skin

How is this ok?

Who has the biggest penis ow? how are they ranked?
I think it's something like Reinhardt > Doomfist > Mercy > Reaper > Junkrat > soldier 77 = mccree > roadhog(second greatest girth) > Hanzo = Torbjorn >(powergap) Winston > D.va
What are your thoughts?

>i.imgur.com/8kg8RNm.jpg
good thing I wasn't wearing any pants

she looks 12 legit

get help you pedo creep.

Widowmaker

don't see the resemblance

I bet her butthole is pink

I can confidently say I'm better looking than every guy in that photo

only futa in overwatch is mercy (D.va is just a cute sissy)

>Trying to do the shitshow that is CTF
>Get the flag
>Run back
>Halfway the game just auto-kicks me back to arcade screen, no notification of anything
>Game not recorded, not even as a loss
ummmmmmmmmm overbabs????
glad I'm done slogging through this bunch of retards and I get my free points in a month
why can't actual comp be this fast

I said she's cute. You get help lmao

have you looked at pic related? he has a big ol piece of armor hanging down just to protect his majestic dong

you are dumb the game is fun as shit not my fault you cant get gud

You mean D.va only.

>mercy 3rd largest
guess i gotta earn her healing one way or another

Looks 18-19 to me

mah heart

Am I allowed to have these if my SR is mid-Diamond?

>implying junkrat didn't blow up his dick and balls
haven't you heard his high pitched laugh
>reinhardt not micro dick
>roadhog not normal sized dick sheathed in belly fat
>reaper not ghost dick
>no widowmaker
>no zarya

giv pusy

fucking hell fleta calm down

At least CTF doesnt try to pretend that it has depth

So which one is it?

rule34hentai.net/image/295344

Imagine liking the sticc gook more than the thicc beaner.

user that's like 5 inches.
>reinhardt not micropenis
Reinhardt is definitely huge donged, kill yourself. Also I took roadhog being fat into account, he'd rank higher if he wasn't such a blubbernaut.
Zarya and widowmaker have no penises.

Is that a picture of you taking dick when you were using Mercy to climb the ladder?

if competitive seasons only lasted a month it would be a completely shitshow for most of the time
at the moment the first and last weeks of the season are garbage because of the people who just want to place and then never touch comp again, imagine half of the whole season being like that

if seoul doesn't 4-0 them I'm switching over to ny

SEOUL IS BACK BABY

as I said, dva is not a futa, just a really cute guy on estrogen. that webm portrays her penis as way too big though, also it's in a chastity cage.
this is canon, my dad works for blizzard.

I didn't mean the season length
I meant game length
I stopped doing comp placements like 4 seasons ago because the 10 games are such a slog

>imlyinh rein isnt compensating his small penor with all that body armour

Your comment is irrelevant the minute you put Mercy with the futa dick. In which case, Widowmaker and Zarya would be bigger.

imagine being this delusional

that "nerf this!" text really ruins that sweater

what'd they say

torb is 4'7'', that makes his dongguard a little over a foot in length, and about eight inches across
he's packing some serious heat between his tiny legs

reinhardt is just fucking huge. also it was a military standard, not just armor of his design.
mercy has a dick, zarya and widow do not.
zarya does have a disgusting roid clit though

Got any lewd Dokkabeis

>SEOUL IS BACK

Obviously a tie between Torbjorn and Genji for biggest cock.

Overwatch could use a second Korean character

what are u talking about?

Well we know it works at least.

fucking rjh lol

genji is both an asian and a robo, there's no fucking chance.

No, Widow and Zarya have a dick. If they don't, then neither does Mercy.

OWL Season 2 news!

>huge dick
>standard armor
doesn't check out m8, if he had a gigadick the armor would have to be altered to accommodate. microdick confirmed

torb is 6'0 laying on his back

only inflation

>new teams in s2

no shit apparently long term they were looking at as many as 30 teams

chu has said genji still has his dick

Half the current teams need to get their shit together and add players before new teams come along

people wearing that armor are over 7 feet without having gigantism, gigadick is par for the course.

>implying i wasn't dicking my whole team when climbing with her

>Opens up Jeff’s “free sample” chinaman box
>Hoping for either any Journey timo the west (especially Winston’s or Hogs)
>add in Zarya because it’s aesthetic as fuck
>hit the desk 7 times in good luck
>open
>muthafuckjng Pigsy BABY.

TIME TO RAPE
I mean RAKE

Shit.

His junk is intact and he was getting laid all around. Torbjorn had kids and grandkids. Biggest dicks, son.

So like this?

chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/6062809

I want to impregnate genji

of course he did chu thinks he's genji

also why genji is in blackwatch now so that mccree isn't cooler than him and genji mercy will become canon

I wanna cuddle with genji desu

he's still asian
yeah this is accurate

try again, but with less autism

>implying you were
Dumb heal slut.

i guess, but i'm sure there's a fair amount of padding under that already thick armor. it just doesn't look like there's much room underneath. he could tuck his dick between his legs and have it near his asshole, but that's fucking gross

I hate this hentai. Does rape/monster material just get better production?

>at the moment the first and last weeks of the season are garbage because of the people who just want to place and then never touch comp again,
that's exactly what I want comp to be like, cause that's me

>chu thinks he's genji
Chu thinks he's Winston, Mei, and Sombra.

This meme is so stale I feel like it's the same two people going back and forth saying Genji is a self insert.
And it's most certainly anal pained Pharamercy fags. Who else would care this much about fake news and a stale meme all in one.

mercy and mercy players are nothing but heal sluts

I want that headset.
Where'd you get it?