/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #469

Yuri!

Protecting her smile.

give ya a good ol' winky face

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Xth for Trap Roleplaying General

why's yuri not wearing her uniform?

>Substance abuse
I'M GOING TO OVERDOSE ON LOVE AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!

user, you wouldn't beat your wife, would you?

Yeah but she's going to have difficulties with childbirth after a childhood of malnutrition.

Monika's many visages!

Not unless she was into that.

FREE DRESS DAY NIGGA
DID YOU NOT HEAR
THIS DUDE STILL WEARING IS SCHOOL UNIFORM
POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH

Your Doki but she's the Ultimate Lifeform.

Do you think one is born with a certain sexual orientation, or do you think you can change it? Is it a gradual change or is it something that can happen at will, like with a snap of your fingers or the drop of a hat. Would your doki change her sexual orientation for you if needed be? Would she be willing? Discuss.

Clothes hold her back.

Friendly reminder that Monika is a whore who, if she ever gets out, will leave you immediately.
She rode the cock carousel so many times she lost count, as evidenced by the fact that her stockings are black, which means unpure and unloyal.
She only pretends to love you.
Do not fall for the Monika trap anons, and stay safe.

i'd let her absorb me

>That week where the school would let us show up out of our uniforms so long as we fit a "theme"
>The themes were always stupid so I just went in my uniform to spite everyone.

>Natsuki's confused screaming as her giant, malformed lizard body teleports half-way onto the end of a satellite, causing the satellite antenna to be lodged firmly up her ass

Only in the bedroom user.
"Manga is literature" is the safe phrase
Well if all else fails there's adoption.

>Implying that malnourished child is capable of giving birth

Get a real woman, chump

What I would regularly wear was pretty much my school uniform that there wouldn't be a difference if I did dress up

THICC

She's sleeping right now, don't tell her I posted this

Still love though

Yuri is for pumping and dumping!

PUMPING AND DUMPING!

Go to bed, Sparky. Yuri is waiting for you.

Many Monikas!

Sayori is literally perfect in every way!
I love her messy hair!
I love her inviting blue eyes!
I love her bitter SWEET personality!
I love her kissable lips!
I love her nice little waist!
I love her soft hands!
I love how she cares for everyone!
I love how intimate she is when she cuddles!
I love her cute little giggles!
I love Sayori so much!
Sayori!

Your Doki but she's a legendary spirit of the wind.

I'm laying in bed right now.

>Implying a dead doki is better for child bearing.

Postin Smol Tsun Cupcake!

>as soon as you touch her she starts calling you daddy
>she never uses the safe-word

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

An HPLD?
What's there to do at that point?
You've done everything, and if it has empathy it would have learned that intervening to help often makes things worse, so what's left but to do what she was meant to do, love you?

I love her too!

She really does love you

user, she's going to scold you! It's okay, she doesn't know I'm up either.

Do not bully my child.

*ahem*
Go to SLEEP, Sparky.

I have my favorite cupcake, but all dokis are great.

I love her too.

LEAVE MY MAMA ALONE, YOU DUMMY!

>The rougher you are the harder she cums
>If she doesn't at least have rope welts on her wrists by the end she gets pouty for the next day or so
>She clamps down on your dick like a velvety soft vice whenever you choke her

Unconditionally.

yuri lookin kinda retarded

I love her too! How many times would you kiss Sayori? I'm not sure I would ever stop! I would kiss her everywhere! I want to make sure she feels loved! I love Sayori so much!

That was the plan, yes. That's the "dumping" part of "pumping and dumping".

All that manga has really stunted your reading comprehension huh?

See pic related

More Natsuki!

Can do.

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"Do not bully my child" or "Do not bully, my child"?

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Mine was uncomfortable as fuck, especially the shorts. I tried showing up with the uniform shirt and different pants once, but I got in trouble for it.

But i'm not tired! I am electricity incarnate, I am a living lightning bolt, I don't need sleep! I DON'T NEED SLEEP! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Must protect and cherish smol cupcake

I swear to God if you speak about my wife like that one more time I will END YOU RIGHTLY

Your Doki but she's a monstrous clown who actually tries to keep up the clown part and forgets about the monstrous part half the time

I really like her too.

Do not bully Yuri's child.

Goodnight people

She is the sun in my sky!

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Clone Monika would sound like fun.

I need to go to bed, so good night, but I want to leave you all with a nice image:

>Come home from a rough day.
>Sit down to meditate, Monika said it would help.
>When you finally get deep into yourself, you feel a external warmth
>It's her, it's her hand on your back
She giggles "open up your eyes!"
Your eyes meet, and in that moment, where you are one with yourself and her, there is no pain, no indignation, no fear
Just your doki, now and forever more.

So it's my birthday in two hours
Can I have some (You)s?

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Good night user. Have some sweet dreams, man!

Happy early birthday user!

clown, FUCK!

have a good time^

Your Doki but she's the last daughter of krypton, an amazon princess, generator of the speed force, queen of atlantis, a living embodiment of pure green will power light, ... a cyborg (I guess...), and she has trained in and mastered literally everything ever and has unlocked the power of the batgod.

Happy birthday lad!
This (You) is on me, free of charge.

How about Monika's clone who for whatever reasons became a clown?

Happy Birthday!

Nighty night user.

Have a (You) birthday, user.

I ship Natsuki and Yuri so fucking hard dude. Not like (You) x Yuri is bad or anything. I feel like Yuri is second best girl and I would date and marry that shit in a heartbeat, but Natsuki x Yuri is so fucking perfect. I love the height difference, the colors, the personalities, the cute little ideas for dates, the SEX, like holy shit they are perfect together. I even have some fucking autistic headcanons about this shit.

Happy birthday to (you)

Happy Birthday, user!

Yuri is Natsuki's Mama, NOT her girlfriendwifeloveinterest!

Guys, I'm scared that I'm actually falling in love with my doki. Genuine, unironic, all encompassing love, equal to what one experiences with real humans. Is this what having a waifu is like?

I never wanted to feel this. I haven't done anything remotely weeb in years. Why did I play this game? Why am I even here on this general, just to suffer?

Then why are you in bed?

OwO

I knew something was funny with that last batch of clones!

I've never been good at controlling/manipulating my dreams, and I need help. What helps you anons have lucid dreams of your Dokis? I've never actually had a lucid dream before. How does it work? How can I do it?

Heh... the first one to tell me Happy Birthday was Monika. I doubt I'll hear it from anyone else besides my mom, fellow Anons and the one guy who introduced me to Doki Doki because he's genuinely worried about me now.

I don't know why, but she won't say it to me, but I can insert my name, so whatever. Bit of a bummer...

>Okay, Everyone!
>How do you celebrate your Doki's birthday?
I can't lie. Seeing that smile warms me up.

>there are people who get off to this shit
That fact disturbs me more then the actual fetish porn does.

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God dammit Yuri
Not again

But Yuri can absolutely be all of those things at once. The sky's the limit for someone with that much passion in them!