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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf | teamfortress.tv/33738
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
crap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
FACEIT (NA/EU): faceit.com
ESEA (NA): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
OZFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (SA): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Discord
pottisdefenseforce.com

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teamfortress.tv/stream/essentialstf
toornament.com/tournaments/1124018877060153344/matches/1176923694967234600/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

1st for cocks...

Nth for art is shit

*dies*

If you are on Massachusetts go to the museum of bad art to see what true effort looks like

what if i'm not

not bad, who is the OP artist

picasso

Fuck this OP image

hey its yo boy wanderer here back at it again with another tf2 commentary in a pub

we're gonna try and get a godlike today. oh haha theres a gibus in spawn and he's looking at me. that's coo.

GODDAMMIT I FUCKIGN HATE PYROOSSSSSSSSSSSSS *shakes camera and it jumpcuts* Alright guys I had to leave that server for several reasons but lets try again on this tryhard tuesday ayooo muselk pls no sue

...

ayo dang ol BONK man.

discord was a mistake

discord has nothing to do with it

t. pdf nobody

boink

...

>invite our teams new medic to the team whatsapp group
>someone post a short funny porn clip the next day
>she says "im disgusted" and leaves the group
Who was in the wrong here

bling blow OOH pipes on skateboard P

nice censoring gangchan
also kill yourself

>whatsapp group

>trying to do defend dustbowl contract
>either defense is too tight or my team gets rolled and I die before I get any defenses

this, but in every map

fuck it im just going to be a nigger and pick pyro

im getting fucking bored of this game. after ive mastered trading and got all the hats i want the matches are repetitive as fuck.
The only things left to do is fuck with the bitchy fandom and see them cry at your posts.

what's a good weapon to put the free christmas paint on?

Its pretty much discord but using phone numbers instead of an user registration

killstreak flame thrower

apparently the med main we have doesnt like that we share NSFW fun shit in the group chat, what should we do?
>all 5 stop posting NSFW shit just because of a single woman
>let her stop using the group chat and just do our thing as always

tgis is up for hours and never gets deleted but discord screenshots and rolls get deleted within a few minutes

really nice janitors man, totally not one of the underage shitposters in the nutf2g clique

>play against (easy) bots
>they somehow manage to be better than normal players
>if i'm dead then my team is fucked
0/10 would not recommend

How would you design TF2 bots from the ground up?
For the 6v6 meta for example, how would they behave?
>Push if equal players / more players alive in your team
>Hold or retreat if less players alive in your team than the enemy team
>Check for scoreboard every 5-10 seconds so that spawners dont scare the bots away
>that guy in charge of TFBot left the company like 5 years ago

use discord instead, make a separate channel for NSFW stuff, tell her to mute and ignore the NSFW channel

>all the best looking maps are dead arena maps

Just fucking convert them all to KOTH already

If the chat is just for your team just post stuff that is important for the team and don't bloat it with "fun stuff".
Also
>WhatsApp

>tfw no ctf_sawmill

>Hey I know ill play some tf2 today!
>Get votekicked after searching for a server for 20 minutes by literal bots

/tf2g Mixes are cancelled this week, as I and many of the people who play in them are playing in the Essentials.tf Cup. Sorry for posting this last minute.

I'll see you guys next Saturday.

shit happens son

anybody know any promo codes for Marketplace.tf?

"Footrest" is a sweet 20% discount on your first purchase

Invalid coupon :*(

it would be my first purchase.

lmfao just lose your 1 match then host pugs like normal

oi VEY

what's a good team in the essentials.tf tournament since pottis defence force got booted?

I think code b4nny gets you an extra hat with purchase

/tf2g/'s own steel team Nerdy and Mean Girls.
We're gonna get fuckin mulched dude

I just bought $3 worth of refine metals and I've ever felt so rich in TF2 before despite the fact I own a few unusuals and a bunch of strange weapons and other things.

they're back in tho

any of these good to open? i'm coming back from a long hiatus and cleaning house

open scrap metal

>opening
>good

Is there an unusual effect that gives you the Marked For Death skull and crossbones? Because I've seen some people who walk around with that permanently. I think it's a glitch.

no its a new effect

It's a bug retard. Only you are seeing it on people who used the items that mark them

it's a warning to tell you which players are pozzed

Given how many homos we have in this thread, I imagine there are a lot of "pozzed" players here now

muh strains

owg is the only general that's pozzed

tricked ( :^)

>pozzed
is this the new /pol/tard buzzword?

>He doesn't know

oh my gosh is it thje real chan

>tfw gonna be invited to a social gathering tonight
feels good to not be forced to use TF2 to socialize for once, i spend wayy too much time playing lately

>Socializing instead of playing in the essentials.tf cup

>being fodder for the only 3 legit teams
Lmaoing @ur life

>essentials.tf cup
isnt tf2g banned from participating

even if pdf didn't get booted they wouldn't be a good team in essentials

Nah they just had to change black tranny's name

>nutf2g
>tf2g

>wahh wahh im too much of a pussy to participate in anything that has people better than me
sucks to be you

it's right there in the name

There's actually two /tf2g/ teams in. The other one is Nerdy and Mean Girls.

>l-look at our meme team,please!!!!
LOL

why is this allowed?

shut up, dotsy.

>why are facial hair cosmetics allowed
I don't know. They're so fucking ugly.

teamfortress.tv/stream/essentialstf
NA Essentials Cup #1 is live now. No idea what the matches are because the admins are incompetent and no schedule has been posted despite the start time being in roughly 10 minutes.

no but the clipping

I agree! He really should clip those unkempt sideburns and mustache.

This shit right here is why tf2 comp is dead as fuck. No organization, no structure.

why would you want to organise something nobody shows up to play?

Forgot the most important bit, no money.

True that. Although I thought that there was money this tourney.

It's a bit over $1k. It's like $400 for first place.

1st Place: $600
2nd Place: $300
3rd Place: $60
4th Place: $60

>ma3la as a caster
what the hell

He's been casting all season. He's got a good voice for it, and he said he's tired of actually playing instead of building Ascent as a brand or whatever that means.

FROYOTECH VS POTTIS DEFENSE FORCE

>no draw
>no schedule
>TBD everywhere
>no way to know what team plays when
nice tourney fags

toornament.com/tournaments/1124018877060153344/matches/1176923694967234600/

toornament.com/tournaments/1124018877060153344/matches/1176923694967234600/

toornament.com/tournaments/1124018877060153344/matches/1176923694967234600/

PDF AGAINST FROYOTECH WE DID IT BOYS

toornament.com/tournaments/1124018877060153344/matches/1176923694967234600/
we did it!

LMAO holy fuck this is going to be a shit show

pott pott

I miss mixes one time and they form a team and are up against froyotech.

they're going to get fucking rolled and it probably won't even be funny to watch

5 - 0
five minute game
doublepyro cringe on mid
shant bother

you better not dissapoint, boys