/srg/ - Speedrunning General

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I feel powerful because I post on /srg/.

All I have to do in a stream chat is mention I'm an /srg/ regular, and instantly, like a flick of the switch, people stop and pay attention to my words. From that point on, I become known as a dark, dangerous poster with an untold amount of cyber-weaponry at my disposal. People fear me, and I take full advantage of that fact.

Sometimes I wish I wasn't known across twitch as an ambassador of /srg/. Sometimes the pressure to uphold my reputation feels too great. But then I relax. I take deep breaths. And I remember how people freeze when I enter their stream chats. I remember how they grant me moderator privileges based on my name alone. I remember how they cower in fear, knowing that if they were to make one mistake, one misstep, there would be hell to pay.

And all is good in the world once more. My power restored.

let it die

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If you’ve played the same route of the same category of the same game for more than 3 months you’re a grind monkey

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yawn

sleepy mate?

Night night, /srg/

just tired of extremely unfunny people trying to be funny, mate