/ink/ - Splatoon General

do we still have to work, professor?

would you?

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what do you think you little squit, time for more eggs

>chug down a run speed drink and scrub away slots on the 18k aviators
>end up getting 2 ISM subs in a row
is anybody interested in these things before i scrub them again? feels like a waste to just dump an almost complete triple, even if i don't really want the specific skill set
tl;dr main swim speed sub ISM 2x aviators up for grabs before murch cleans them off

Do you have any plans for Valentines?

What should the next Grizzco weapon be?

Roller

... and you?

Abilities for .52 gal deco?

the same you use for other crutching bomb spammers

I hate niggers and faggots

Kill yourself you black piece of shit nobody wants to love you

Dualies

Have sex with my brown girlfriend

The usual
>No gf
>No complaints about it
>Don't try for what it's worth
>Play vidya
>Shitpost

I hope you get aids

I won't she is clean

youtube.com/watch?v=rSexcERzcEY
OH FUCK YES!!!

If she is brown she is not clean. And unless you are a person of color too you both should inhale exhaust fumes until you die.

Masturbate to the final part of the orgy

hm that is an interesting opinion

Salmon Run Fun Facts!
Did you know you can splat a drizzler by rolling into it as it lands?

no because you're supposed to clean trash with roller, not waste time trying to roll into drizzlers

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I used to think hologram concerts were dumb but I'd fucking pay to see a squid sisters and off the hook concert

youtu.be/4w6rwbWtzFs

They're still dumb as fuck, but the Splatoon ones at least pass as some kind of gimmick show for a gaming event and the characters are vidya characters singing in a made up vidya language, rather than the cancerous vocaloid stuff which I cant really justify people paying to see at all

Man, Marina is doing all the work while Pearl just sits there and raps. She can't even grab a tambourine or something?

Smell like /pol/lers are lurking here

Agreed. Separate but equal is fair. I dont want to get contaminated by them.

it's 1 single autist

I like this idea.

This sounds great.

Plz this

Niggers can't read or follow directions. They wouldn't ever do this

Same price as base game, comes with strategy guide and two sheets of stickers. What a random announcement.

Fuck niggers crying to mods thinking they care.

Nobody cares about your race. You look shit that comes out of my ass. You are physically disgusting to look at.

Blacks need to separate from us.

I almost vomited when I saw a nigger last. Glad I live in the north.

Me too! I hate welfare assfaces.

Unreal. Orion got cucked so hard he went from soft /pol/ to full on kekistan.

kokonoe

I think it's pretty neat for those who haven't bought the game yet.
I hope the guide gets scanned and uploaded, there were a few neat things on the BotW starter guide.

Holy fucking shit

Fixed some text and spoilered. Tags: barbie-doll nudity, implied torture

>literally dreaming about raising his wifes children
haha

also what the fuck this is fucked up yo

we broke him

I can't believe I'm going to say this but this kind of shit makes me miss Bunny's art

This is exactly why I can't stand America's style

They try to make everything thick because they are so fucking fat themselves

Can we stick to kier and vivi please

Stop being a brainlet weeaboo please

At least we dont love niggers

Uhh, where in that picture is the fat inklings you're talking about? They look even slimmer to how round and pudgy Inklings actually are supposed to be

>makes me miss Bunny's art
did something happen?

he never worked right in the first place

They just dont come around much, and we also may have scared her(?) off when someone made a shitpost about bunny being fucked and cucking her boyfriend or something

Oh and Hoodrat raped her in the orgy lmao

If (s)he is white, they are welcomed here.

Anyone doing their job at Grizzco?

I hate blacks

I haven't drawn a woomy in a long time so I'll draw the first woomy that replies to this post.

if you can't see the pudginess there i'm sorry for you, user those inklings look like tumblrina globs

If you aren't white you probably can't afford the internet. I heard they all share 1 AOL account while using a 28.8 modem.

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Dont draw a nigger

Struggling to break into the 600s

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Too slow

Draw Special and Vengeance together please

Just hugging or heapats or something, but we need something of them both together

Squids playing with fidget spinners!

>alot of deleted posts

What did I miss?

this general being shit as usual

But Vivi is American...

White pride.

It's perfect style for the Gopnik woomy, both because of the puffy jacket and because she's supposed to look imposing. Nerd doesn't look good in this style, though.

Guys I can't stop using blasters, help

At this point I'm not even suprised anymore for this kind of cancer on /ink/

>white pride
>thinking that skin color matters when the new dominant species can change color at will
I know that the average /pol/tard iq is low but this is just silly

Learn to hit more directs than indirects and you're golden.

the latest drawing of the new drawfag

Vega a cute

>Actually encouraging the idea of Orion raising Vengeances child
I knew you were into it

>puffy
>imposing
This woomy is a neckbeard now

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that looks great user I hope you continue to draw

There is no child, it's just a dream. You can't fuck a cat and expect a catgirl daughter, so why would inkling and octarian work?
I wonder if sex tourism to Octo Valley is popular because of that. Maybe his gf actually holds nothing against Scientist, she just didn't see anything wrong with sexing inklings because that's what she saw happening everywhere in her childhood, maybe even took part in later on.

I meant nothing special, not wrong.

No, Scientist is a limped dicked, weak willed squid who never even boned his gf who he kept talking about. Don't attempt to make up some dumb "cucking is actually normal in Octarian culture :^)" rationale for it. He's just a cuck.

anyone got dis?

>There is no child, it's just a dream.
For now.

Vengeance is probably making it happen while Orion is dreaming about it.

Even if Octolings are all Sluts, Orion would still be a cuck for trying to date one, whether he knew it beforehand or not

What are fun weapons that are good at inking?

This