Get Jinxed! edition.
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redditest things in this game
ward skins & summoner icons
rotating game modes
call ip blue essence
leveling over level 30
new rune system
built in jungle timers
choosing a role
new elo system
calling wraiths raptors
my wife Syndra
tfw no qt petite gf
nice op btw
not feeling this meme
ywn cuddlefugg Jinx
Why is she so perfect for this?
It's a pretty high-iq meme.
there's plenty of fully nude Jinx/Lux/Syndra/MF/Janna fanart
nothing of Evelynn or Zyra
huehue these things are le reddit
my wife Syndra
Because she's small and skinny. you get to feel all big and protective when you wrap her bony little body in your arms and put your dick inside her
I dunno about Zyra but there's the full version of this thing
You seem very dedicated to making this a thing.
Not him but it actually is a thing. Google penetrative cuddling on reddit.
Also, get a 3d gf so you can cuddlefugg her.
I wonder if having your dick inside her makes her feel safe
I found an Evelynn nude without her wearing shadow heels
but she had 3 toes and it just fucking looked weird
posting it again
literally free (you)s
Jinx cuddlefugg is for
bareback animalistic ball-slapping hatefugg aftercare
Is it just me has the amount of Jinxfaggotry dramatically increased over the past week or two. What the hell happened? Is Jinx the new Lulu?
Do you have a problem with it?
This. It is possible
tfw this general will never be as fun as it was during E-sports as it was during imaqtpie, regi, and Saint phase
Won the promotions finally. If I didnt had to do it three times I would be Plat 3...
Why are Singed Mains so fucking based?
God bless them all
Viktor sucks dick unless you're drastically better than most players. He needs way too much farm time to deal damage once you're past his level 2 all-in potential. Future's Market helps with this but it doesn't solve the problem fully. The upcoming Lost Chapter nerfs may actually put him into a healthy spot in midlane, so just wait a month and a half and try again.
His kit is inherently broken but his numbers are just terrible right now and his ult basically requires people to stand in it to do anything.
You can use Aery if you want to fight people in lane but past level 2 Viktor doesn't want to fight people in lane. FF gives Viktor a little sustain and synergizes hella well with his Q and an Iceborn. At like 3-4 items you becomes an unkillable demon king of kiting with 40% cdr, 2 movespeed bursts, 2 aoe slows and a fuckton of resistances.
irredeemable shit and requires a combo to proc while FF goes off of just one auto. the extra laning stats from taking it as keystone don't matter since, again, Viktor doesn't want to fight past level 2.
Does Jinx have the best midriff in league?
sauce is evil lyn from lego legends
This is accurate, because you'll be exhausted long before you've lost your ability to sustain an erection
enemy mid teleports to defend bot tower
enemy botlane somewhere in the bottom half
ping baron and rush toward it
jungler is running the opposite direction to do chickens
tfw top lane getting nerfed out of relevance
can’t wait to have to feebly try to 1v9 on fucking maokai instead of just picking le orange man and barreling everyone to death regardless of how shit my teammates did
Remember to flip your adc around bend her over a table slide her panties down and spread her legs wide so she can receives her reward DEEP inside her.
How does Sona prevent her massive tits from bouncing out of her top when walking around?
Wich champ should I play if I want to feel like this the most?
And she'll make damn sure of it
You need to leave.
because she floats you retard
She doesn't walk, she floats. Which is why she's so goddamn fat
She must walk at least sometimes Demacians kill magicians
She also won't let you pull out so you may as well accept it
Isn't Swain really just Vladimir?
post yfw it''s gonna be one of those games
Team too afraid to start a fight when their Taric ults a teamfight
Rose, how badly do you wish you were Tristana?
Why is this rat so cute?
Yes. YES. YESSSSS.
the game clearly wasnt snowbally enough
lets make sure that it snowballs even harder
jungle mundo dives zed at level 3 and gives him his bluebuff
yeah just not as good on multiple levels
I just saved the pic.
because you're gay and he's your type
Demacians kill magicians
okay so explain how jarvan can call down a fucking giant magical sword
i will never be this autistic
Reminder to respect your support and protect her!!!
Normally I'm a tits fiend. We're talking regular trips to /d/ and /trash/ just to get my size fix. Girls that can touch their knees without bending over. Areolae fat enough to need two palms to cover. Nipples big enough to fill my grown man mouth.
But Jinx is the only girl for me in lol, I don't care about the others at all. Doesn't matter how big their bosoms are, they do absolutely zero for me and my dick. I only want Jinx.
That's how good Jinx is.
okay so explain how jarvan can call down a fucking giant magical sword
purity of will, faggot
Yup! I love twinks! Especially furry twinks.
at least it will force dragon fights now.
HI IM GALIO IM A GIANT LIVING STATUE I WAS CREATED TO FUCK UP MAGIC USERS. IM THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE MAGIC PROBLEM
werent you like, created by magic
aren’t you using magic right now
ME GALIO ME SMASH
5 LP AWAY FROM PROMOS
LOSE 3 GAMES IN A ROW
what should poorfag like me that doesnt own any skins waste his lunar tokens on?
This is only for the second elder drake and beyond, so it's hardly going to be a factor in most games.
reminder to say 'gg easy' so that your opponents take it easy after a good game
I wonder is Adcs like it rough? They do seem to enjoy falling over after one hit. Like they want to be man handled all the time.
Now imagine if Vi was flat and Jinx was stacked, would that not be so much better??
Imagine Vi being a flat but cute tomboy and Jinx is this thicc goddess who runs around in a skimpy leather brah thing and taunts Vi about having no assets
am I literally the ONLY person who thinks this is how it should have been?
Play cool champs to calm my anime autism
I guess I'll resign myself to trashy champs with no hype whatsoever.
Can someone explain what's going on with the bard on tyler1's stream? He keeps saying weird things in the chat like "2420toptp" or earlier he said "1350ad". What does this mean?
I've seen other players do this before, some number followed by something else?
reminder to tell your teammates to “kys” or “keep yourself safe” often, especially after they die in game
jin-air will be able to use this. as will the rest of korea.
summoner spell timers
being this newfag
time when summs are back up you stupid faggot
I used to be like you, could only get off to big tits but Jinx gave me a small tit fetish and now I can only get off to petite girls
never post russian art again please
Oh I see where you went wrong but that's an easy fix. Stop. Watching.
Is LS most current tier list still relevant?
Specifically Darius top, is he good for learning the game?
Why hasn't he updated it yet?
imagine being this bronze
when she makes this face and says
I would never think about pulling out, fuck outta here with that shit
its code for neck yourself
i used to be like you and still am, because i'm not a gay and/or pedophile
Same for me, but I tumbled down to loli and now I'm doing my best to get out of this hellhole.
Haven't been able to fap in the last 3 days despite watching the best webms from /gif/
FIX TOP LANE
tomboys are always better with tits
in fact vi should have even bigger tits so she can be embarrassed by her overly feminine body when she wants so badly to be respected
I will respect my support with a heart shaped box of chocolates!
I will protect my support with a heart patterned blanket!
Will you be my support?!
you have to be master/challenger to handle the incredible complexity that is KLED
im actually audibly laughing
Just play Annie buuuuuude t. ls
I doubt that at low elo the tier list really matters in terms of how powerful the champ is as it's point is just to tell you how well you can learn the game with them. So yeah Darius is probably still S-tier
Gold player here.
Who should I main to get out of here: Jax, Darius, Ornn, Illaoi, or Urgot?
Like all of these champs.
Yeah it is kinda tricky like that. Sometimes I feel guilty jacking it to porn of tiny girls cause it feels like I'm a pedo or something.
Whatever works for you, my dudes. I've got gigabytes of big titty on hand but Jinx will always have a special place of her own.
Cartoons aren't illegal unless you live in some unfree country of thought police
Might I recommend oppai loli
Is this the SOYBOY item?
you literally have to be CHALLENGER, literally one of the TOP 200 PLAYERS IN YOUR REGION, the absolutle best of the best, to play:
some people really think this video game is like, actually brain surgery
I just want to get off to normal girls like before.
now the only time I can get hard is either on mornings, or when I see someone posting loli lewds on any board.
POST THE SAME THING IN EVERY THREAD
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Bronze Real Hahahaha Nigga Pick Annie Like Nigga Don't Die Haha
I hate this fucking word
Might I recommend oppai loli
you might not
its basically lost all meaning at this point
any of them would work, just learn that you can lose lane due to factors outside your control and play the fuck on
gold players will do nothing with that slight lead, just outplay them and regain the advantage mid game
why would it be
i dont understand what you’re trying to get at here
Oh no! Sona is a clumsy ditz and accidentally knocked over your drink with her oversized bust. What do you do?
I want to bully other male yordles with Kled!
it gets even worse.
Go get another.
Annie the best top laner in the game until platinum
soraka unicorn pussy
Big butt, so what?
best to learn the game. Not necessarily the most meta, but that doesn't matter until maybe plat
I hope riot reconsiders gutting gp barrels down to 25 seconds before popping.
Only have mighty Jax
Want to main Jax
People will consider me a poorfag until I buy the last Jax skin.
SORAKA HAS A HORSECOCK!!
you will never lick Leblanc’s well pedicured feet
You will never kiss her dainty, well manicured hand
You will never dance in a elegant ballroom with her
You will never carry her back to the room after she’s had too much to drink
She will never vomit on your shoes and request breakfast in bed
Why even live?
be plat in ranked using one champ in one role
unironically lose to silvers in lane and all over the map in normals
get asked how much i paid for the boost
what should i have said?
TSM is finished honestly, they should just draft shen top, ivern jungle, galio mid, lulu adc and janna support every game and just try to get my- i mean Bjergsens KDA as high as possible every game
Why even live?
too lazy to kys myself
and i wish there was more porn for vi
Laugh at her for being a clumsy bitch and then grab Jinx's whole thing of beer and pour it all over Sona's fat tits while we make fun of her being a thirsty cow. Then we leave her alone and buy ourselves another round so we can make out in a loud, sloppy manner somewhere she can see us.
Renekton is best top laner for learning with, mobility, simple combos to practice mechanics, no cost abilities. Sion and Tryndamere are pretty simple too.
accidentally steal our jungler's red buff
hit level 2 as soon as i hit lane
oh god that was a slaughter
Why do people care so much what's reddit or not? I never ever browse that site and half the shit Veeky Forums points out to be Reddit the reference goes completely over my head and I have no idea what they're talking about.
I've only been playing for 2 months desu no bullying. how on earth could 2420 be the time left to have a summoner spell up again? and why wouldn't they just press tab and click the enemy's summoning spell to ping it?
umm he's too expensive sweetie
LeBlanc unable to hold her liquor
come on nigga
leashing the jungler
not staying in lane for that lvl 1 triple seeds cheese
This guy gets it.
So you're telling me no one has figured Swain out yet? Surely there's some build that works on him and we won't have to wait until Riot overbuffs him.
Tank build? Magic pen build? Maxing E first?
okay that last one is too disgusting friend
sleep tight porker
you're probably new here by your newfaggy post so i'll give you a hint:
YOU are the reddit
they're actually the worst kind of faggots you can imagine. That said, reddit is still cancer.
nvm I think I get it now
man that was hard
U have to be very accurate in high elo. Predict when enemy has ult, tp, flash and sheeit. one bad move can costs an inhib or the game
fizz goes 0/9
D-D ONT B-E mEAn JUST A bA-A-AD gAEM
If i could go back in time i would hang riotlyte for making the community a bunch of mentally ill faggots
Sorry if I scared you off Jinxbros she just makes me feel like letting loose and being a degenerate freak sometimes, you know how it is I'm sure
where am I gonna place lolg? 4-2 so far. was plat 3 last season. kinda nervous desu
getting so butthurt over one person you have to make a blogpost about it
based retarded anime poster
You telling me you aren't gonna be able to save up enough essence for Renekton until you're platinum?
jinxfags are women who like men
He needs every stat to be good, which means he pales to comparison to both the meta tanks and the off meta bruisers.
If you build damage you can do some good burst but you have no tools outside of incredibly meager healing to sustain yourself so you'll die incredibly quickly.
If you go tank you're just a worse cho/ornn with much less reliable damage and engage.
Going Pseudo means it takes 4+ items to be relevant.
Your poke costs way too much and you will easily be outraded by most toplaners as your kit is jumbled and shoddily crafted. Why do you have a long range, mediocre damage, long as fuck start up spell when everything else dictates you have to be very close (when compared to mages of Swains type).
Swain just doesnt have a place in the league as he is now.
Irelia would have a tighter midriff
Top lane is fucked
only because ahri's womb is permanently swollen with half breed babies
not a fair comparison
Then I guess I'm a woman
Pretty sure the fighting sword girl is going to be more fit than Ahri
Why do you have a long range, mediocre damage, long as fuck start up spell when everything else dictates you have to be very close (when compared to mages of Swains type)
they wanted to bring players' imagination of swain into real life idiot
that's why it's called VISION OF EMPIRE because he's a fucking VISIONARY of an EMPIRE
How do I make this game fun again?
Where should I go for art besides these threads, pixiv, and tumblr?
If you wanna feel like her, take your pick.
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
I really like how ingenious hunter with seraphs, hextech glp, and zhonyas feels.
Your w isn't really a combat spell, like yeah it does damage but it's like complaining about not being able to kill people with Ashe's hawkshot.
jinxfags are women
Women don't have penises.
forced to top
pick someone with mana
enemy laner has no mana
what the FUCK HOW IS THIS FAIR
PTA or fleet foot for adcs?
Shut up, Ed
pta is shit on everyone but udyr
anyone that unga bunga autos
it's good on Lucian as far as ADCs go. also good on Trist if you're in bronze and no one respects the level 2 all in
lane against morgan
faggot just pools and stands there
can't get close for trades because the snare hitbox is half the lane
never runs out of mana because of balanced codex
and stands there
still ends up 80 cs behind somehow
why do people play boring champions?
So he's basically hot garbage. I was testing him out in practice mode and even with items his Q does pathetic damage and doesn't restore enough mana to justify using it on creeps.
If all his abilities scaled off soul fragments and his passive didn't have a high CD he could be decent
HOW DO I SUPPORT WITH SION, THE UNDEAD BIGGERNAUT
Tell me, what type of music do you listen to while playing?
he doesn't take predator and relentless hunter on WW to become the fastest killing machine
ping im going to start herald
toplane dives vlad
enemy takes herald
None, and you need to stop posting my gf
that panty trace
A R T I S T
This. What kind of degenerate eats where they sleep?
top laners have singlehandedly been the leading cause in my ranked losses this season, and the adcs fucking suck in this elo
about to play Lee Sin in ranked should I go full crit or full AP?
dude Akali with two dashes instead of three lmao
when is this piece of shit getting reworked?
Wanting another rework after seeing what was done to Swain
full shield build (ardent, mikael, redemption) and max your shield first
I can't wait for them to get rid of this braindead "dash and do damage" mechanic
getting a kill only landing ONE skillshot is ridiculous
All my losses recently have been toplaners feed the gnar or the midlane loses mid turret to a roaming Malphite
Her dash isn't unstoppable and she has no CC
WHY DOES TOP AND JUNGLE KEEP FEEDING
I'M GONNA GET DEMOTED
diana has no CC
??????? her dash isn't unstoppable but who has a point and click stun? They got rid of tarics.
I switched from top of jungle as I climbed through Silver and I realized why Silver jungers never seemed to go top. The fucking top laners at that elo have something beyond autism
Bud I get you're new posting around here, but she's always been mine
Meta sama. They don't have anything else like that, just random doodles.
Top laners are the fucking worst, every fucking game while the enemy team picks something like GP, Illaoi, Tahm Kench, Camille, Darius, I'll get some piece of shit heimerdinger or garen, for fucks sake stop it.
I once got a full AD irelia mid, but it wasn't the proper build, she had a fucking BT and hydra
experience of yasuo: changed
TFW born minority
TFW will never get good because my IQ is lower than white and yellow people
TFW couldn't be born an outlier.
Feels trash man.
Diana's dash will reach her target before leona can even think to stun her, I mentioned Taric's stun because it had mid range, and travel time, so he could stun without having to move very far from the squishy. Plus neither of them are mid laners, so whoever is mid and doesn't have a dash and high burst is fucked? Lots of skill. I ban Akali every game and luckily barely any retard plays Diana.
Have a feeding ass Jax that had the jungler camping for him and was still barely getting shit done
Complained all game about how he was getting camped and how no one was doing anything
We win the game more or less in spite of him
Fucking Hashinshin Jr. jesus christ. What is with these fuckheads seriously.
gank for a yasuo top
get him super fed
hes atleast 4kgold ahead of everyone
tries to 1v5 the enemy
enemy has point and click cc
doesnt buy QSS
throws his huge lead
becomes super toxic and flames everyone
taking PTA on WW
I mean she has no CC to stop you from knocking up her when she tries to ult you. Just pick anyone with a knock up and time it properly it will make her waste her ultimate for literally 0 damage.
Stun doesn't work (unless it has knockdown like veigar or ashe) you want knock up. Like Azir or something.
I'll give you
Except, you know, Ashes hawkshot costs zero mana, compared to Swains starting 90 and grants vision across the map it travels while having the same duration.
If it isnt a combat spell, then what the fuck is it, it takes way too long to actually cc to be used as a chase tool, its use of vision is near impossible early unless you want to run out of mana within 4 casts.
Swain is is a bundle of different ideas that dont merge well together. His W just doesnt belong in his kit in its current state. One interesting change ive seen would be to make it like his old W, a long winded snare at the cost of range but gaining much more practicality. From that they could enhance is E, so if it hits an enemy in his W they are instantly snared or pushes enemies towards his snare if it senses it.
Actually makes him seem like a tactician instead a spammy close ranged mage with one random long ranged ability.
No one is fucking taking Predator on Warwick.
taking PTA on WW when you don't even build attack speed and your entire build is tank
hey man can you fuck my wife
asking for a friend
What else? Dark harvest is longstacking, predator isn't needed with w, aftershock compared to precision/domination sacrifices a lot of ganking power and clear speed but I guess if you aim to be as tanky as possible late it's passable, but still you won't because of your kit and the fact that you have tiamat+cinderhulk, and it's duration is too short to matter anyway.
Have built in attack speed steroid and auto resets/on-hit applying ability
Burst squishies down to finish them off with your ramped up aa speed due to PtA and Cinderhulk
Win duels in general against other people
Warwick is not fucking Hecarim he is actually very good in protracted engagements.
WILL YOU PROVE WORTHY?
wtf do people even run on udyr now
W is so fucking wonky, I always stop if I'm not directly on the red line (???) at least with predator I can speed across the map to counter gank or get to an objective, or make sure the enemy doesn't escape. I have literally never lost with this method.
Riot literally can not stop sucking midlane dick whether it's AD assassins or AP mages
liable to be 7 seasons of this now
Suggesting Predator because you don't know how Warwick's W works
It all makes sense.
Pta and atkspeed don't have synergy past the point of procing it (and WW can easily). PTA has synergy if you have decent fixed damage which isn't increasing by other ways such as WW passive, Q, or cinder burn. When your W aspd kicks in it amps passive and titty hydra number of applications, and their damage is amped up by PTA. Also a bit of aspd is far better on ww than ad/ap so precision wins by basestats.
did all of the missions and got the golden revel token because I thought it gave the warring kingdoms skin, and I wanted warring kingdoms garen, but it just gives the chroma
I should have known
mfw im a silver shitter and im top 100 taliyah on my server
yeah you should have spent 2 seconds researching the event before you fucked it up
must be tough being a retard
I do know how WWs w works and combined with predator I am unstoppable
you might as well not take it at all. utility is better. it's not like before these retarded rune pages anybody took something remotely similar to pta on ww
i had it and now i have the big boy chroma
lmao now i can laugh at green peasants
You'll get used to it. Predator literally isn't needed and a total waste of keystone for WW. I guess with predator you could just meme it up with long-ass ults maybe, but that's it. WW has zero problems closing in and that's predators main purpose.
it's not like before these retarded rune pages anybody took something remotely similar to pta on ww
They took Fervor on WW you ninny
Have you tried stacking mana and just farming out lane?
quinn looks genuinely happy here
SHUT THE FUCK UP
she looks like a dead doll
I KNEW IT
All taliyahfags ARE third worlders
She reminds them of the prime rapebait strutting on their still developing roads
You're supposed to name this image
I've only ever seen predator on hecarim, but that's becaue of hecarims passive
I've been playing ww since release and rework
i main jg
have high winrate with him over the seasons 80-100% winrates
I've never taken fervor on ww sooooooooooo
I want her to sit on my lap
I was thinking about smut involving the goat. Lux or riven?
Yeah it's not like anybody took fervor on ww which is the most similar rune to pta (amping your dps in prolonged fights), and ww is actually one of the few champs who prefers pta over fervor since his passive or q or titty don't have ad ratios. The only downside is pta stays on the target instead of on you but that's you gotta live with.
involving the goat
Lets just say im hypothetically bronze 5. Should i be playing wukong adc if thats my best champ?
I mean what do i have to lose....
To shit on adhd kiddies who go crazy if they arent to all-in at least once every 20 seconds.
You don't know the hot feel of baiting some retard into all-ining you under tower and dying purely because he didn't have the patience to just farm and outscale.
"user you better eat my phat ass right now or I'm giving you a beatdown!"
how do you respond?
is it really possible to be stuck in b5? i mean, unless you're a 9yo or a legit retard.
take the beatdown and then get "forced" to eat her ass
Why is she so cute?
Before the rune changes I had a Sion page with full regen and resistances just for people like that. I'd start the game with 6.8 HP regen per second without the doran's shield passive going.
So what does it matter what winrates you have or who you main or what you take. Check op.gg for actual high elo ww mains and see what they take, if you want their reasoning - we gave you most of it. Predator is redundant, precision base stats are best, this leads to better early impact which leads to gold and objectives which leads to won games, that's the gist of it.
Yeah being an ADD kid is so much better than an ADHD kid.
smells like wet dog
Well you aren't everyone else. Fervor was the most common keystone on Warwick and PtA is a natural evolution of that.
Also Skarner can run Predator.
Because cuteness is directly proportional to lewdness and tightness
Just like me then.
Always go targon brace so you can stack W
If they have no sustain you adc has some kind of poke and you're confident on your skillshots go comet and max E first avoid hitting to many minions when you don't want to push the wave but you can use it to pressure them under the turret after you've won the lane
If they have sustain or your adc has a weak early game max W and wait for ganks or other opportunities to engage
If you get ganked in a way there is no escape for you and your carry do everything you can to get killed first so you can use your passive
there is no such thing as adc. there are different lanes you can start the game in though. if you want to go bot with wukong then go nuts. it doesn't mean you're going to be building ie-shiv-rfc.
lux is boring
riven being a noxian alone makes it worth reading
come back and play an aram
against a Wukong with Swain one trick name
its Wukong on aram so its one sided shit show
he's spamming and shit talking entire game
ah what the hell I'll report him
apparently we all did
got a report notification after game
look at his account
hasn't played a normal game or ranked since Swain rework
nothing but ARAM
So long I guess?
actual elo is apparently somewhere in high gold low plat
ranked elo and rank is in bronze where I placed
tfw too scared to play ranked so I'm forever bronze even though I could probably carry myself to at least gold if I could play it
How did you anons with rankedxiety get over it?
play ranked flex where it's a clown fiesta every game and it doesn't matter because it's flex lol. (but you still get rewards if you get gold!)
Slow-paced or "consensual but she won't walk straight for a week" smut?
just play because if you're really "high gold low plat" you're like a god in bronze
you should be able to 1v9 literally every single game
So should I start posting Soraka or what?
Am I the only one who hates ever Lux main ? enemy or ally I try to make their game miserable
there's no way your "actual elo" is low plat/high gold if you freshly placed in bronze. look at the players you're playing with/against (in the same queue where you ranked). post op.gg and screenshot to prove me wrong.
year of the dog
random Lux skin
J4 gets a new skin
its a shitty grimdark Nightblue skin
We'll never get Grand Crusader or King Jarvan IV skin will we?
I had a Malz send in his voidlings alone. Easy lane.
And I also want to add that runes arent the end of all, their impact is much smaller than a lot people think especially in such a versatile role as jungle especially until you get really high and enemy junglers will start to punish you for stupid picks. Run whatever the fuck you want, just don't delude yourself into thinking it's the best and accept that it's mostly suboptimal setup which you just happen to like.
Guess ribbon will be next. You can propose a partner for her if you'd like. And pick dawnbringer or bunny. I'm partial to the bunny for lewd though. I like heats.
No Futa that shit is gayer then traps, just use a dildo
I always use Vel'Koz against lux mid. It's so satisfying to kill her with your whole combo
As much as I like the slow-paced approach, it has to be walking funny for Lux. Love to see how she'll try to explain it to people.
I hate degenerates
idk who'd be a canonically good partner for her that's also female
This is also why Dark Lux is the best Elementalist form
Well your in the wrong place to hangout then.
I don't understand people who use gay like it's supposed to be a negative quality for fapfiction. So what?
Why doesn't hashinshin just play another role if he hates top so much?
melee only ranged = fgt
Flex sounds awful honestly, and I have no friends to play with (which is the only thing that would make it worth playing)
I placed bronze the first time I played ranked a few seasons ago (when I was a legit fresh level 30). I haven't played a single game of ranked since then, but have continued playing and improving in normals. I'm sure if I played ranked now I wouldn't place bronze, but I can't.
THE WORLD'S SECOND MOST HATED JUNGLER BY HASHINSHIN.
Wow, Metroid, very smooth. Very clever and very original of you to piggyback off the infamy of another league personality. I am excited to see more of this hard-hitting intense youtube content from the channel. I literally cannot WAIT even a SINGLE second more for the next SICK vid that descends from your editor like the voice of god descending from heaven. I am literally slurping these vids right up like milk from Sona's tits. Keep it right up.
Canon isn't really going to be important. I mean the only canon I know about riven is that she was "the exile" on release, and that she has a hateboner for Noxus. I tend to think more of "what does my dick says", and then I only change it if I can't make it work.
I heard my main was playable again, is this true?
I think their hope is that by saying that something is gay will somehow magically stop other people from liking it. Adversely, it could just be their way of copping with something they can't/refuse to understand.
We'll soon fix that.
It's negative if you don't want dick girls
Is tree man fun?
when you haven't taken any amphetamines in the last 30 minutes so that's the best reply you can come up with
How do you play slow games? I just had one where first blood wasn't till 9 minutes. The first tower taken was around 13 minutes, and the game lasted 35 minutes. Obviously the game ended at a pretty normal time, but everything inbetween felt really awkward, especially as a jungler who is used to snowballing.
top 3 jg
get lux on my team
give her blue and camp her lane (enemy was azir)
she still dies
never roams like I ask
stays mid all game until teamfights where she kses a couple of kills
I fuckign hate ALL luxes without steel legion
But girl on girl is gay by definition.
porn isn't hot unless it's in-character desu
he's pretty macro based, if you're into that
he's a bit like if Nunu and Janna had a baby, just abuse your insane clear speed and gank like crazy, pissing off every laner and forcing objectives
then late game just shield your hypercarry and send daisy at theirs for ez wins
I used him to jungle when levelling a new account before runes reforged and fell in love with him, took him to plat before they finally nerfed him into trash tier
he's neat, comfy
I'm shit, what does this mean?
Means you need an 8-button mouse with programmable macros. Just be careful because you might get banned for it.
Does filling over and over stacks? Like, if I play 5 filled games can I play 10 autofill protected games next?
In-character no-one would shag anyone except the turbo-sluts though. And it's not like they're consistent. Personally I'm okay with liberties as long as it doesn't go AGAINST what they're supposed to be. Otherwise you can't enjoy anything 99% of the time.
so you're unranked and haven't played ranked in multiple seasons, not "i'm plat but the game is says i'm bronze". you could be bronze or plat but no one knows until you place and play a significant amount of games (say, 50-100 over the course of a whole season). given that your placements are essentially fresh at this point, i'm going to guess you'll place in high silver after 10 games (don't worry, you probably already know that fresh placements mean just about nothing.)
normals mean nothing though. i unironically lose to silvers in normals and i've been plat multiple seasons in a row because i only spam one role in ranked.
Yes but the difference is that most males love watching girl on girl which in our minds is not gay. Until one of them have a dick. That makes it gay because we believe it is unnatural and you're ruining a good girl with our disgusting genitalia. If we want to see a Dick fucking a hot girl we'll watch normal porn.
Remember. It's not gay to us until someone puts a dick or dress on it.
I'm not that user but for me at least the character has to be acting like the character they actually are.
Macro is the opposite of micro. Where micro is high apm in a screen-wide area, macro is reading the map to know where to go when to be effective.
That's retarded. ff & futa/f & futa/futa & futa/trap & trap/f are all hot to me, full stop. No need to think about it any harder than that, the dick goes where the dick wants user.
more of these options involve dicks than the ones that don't
I'd also like to shill Glacial Augment on Ivern
Fuck Aery, your shields are good enough but as if Iverns toplane ganks weren't disgusting enough, now you get a free frozen mallet effect. It's fucking disgusting
Yes but the difference is that most males love watching girl on girl
Speak for yourself, that shit is fucking boring.
What does the depths of sonas cleavage smell like after a long recital?
NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING GROUP DESPITE US BEING MASSIVELY AHEAD AND HAVING AN INITIATE LIKE SION
Then again Sion was fucking dogshit so I don't know what the fuck I was expecting. Literal dogshit enemy team winning because they actually played like a team and no amount of asking people to group and stop trying to get picks in unwarded jungles would fucking stop them.
This is fucking plat too which is what makes this worse.
/lolg/ is talking about the logistics of futa again
Somethings never change.
But that's gay Son and or Daughter. You're just being a pushy minority pushing their gay shit on people who just want no dicks other then their own dicks
real girl on girl is also hard to come by, watching porn stars pretend they give a shit just isn't good regardless of sexuality
The thing is, this can describe a range of behaviors depending on your tolerance. Like if the story takes two characters and put them in a couple, different people will or won't go along with it. Some will say no, simply because they aren't a couple. Some will say no, because their interactions don't conform with their ideas of the characters. But the latter are divided: for example it could be because the story disregards the character's character entirely, or because the authors tried to reconcile the premise and their characters but the reader disagreed.
tfw I made that top post
I forgot about that.
entire team are jg mains
jg champion pools with the occasional shit pick like vayne yasuo
loses in their games when they didn't get the lane they are normally in
riot is probably autofilling entire teams and we don't even know it
Yeah I agree it's subjective. For me I only really care if a character is totally out-of-character and just seems like someone else in that body.
Shitposting aside, your opinion on the sexuality of it really isn't my problem. I'm not pushing anything onto you, you can just -not- read what you don't like.
I like your science Damn good laugh
most males love watching girl on girl
In theory? Yes. In practice? It's probably the dullest genre of pornography out there. I don't really know why, but I think it has something to do with the directors thinking along the lines of
hey let's do a lesbo movie
okay cool, how should we shoot it with no money shot?
uh, just do 40 minutes of foreplay
And bam, you have like 90% of all lesbian porn ever.
Missed oportunity for the legendary 3 solo lanes
tfw you play jungle
tfw you snowball some lanes with ganks
tfw you manage the enemy jungler effectively
tfw you control early objectives
tfw you make good calls on baron
tfw you don't miss smites
tfw you guide your team to closing out games quickly
no better feel
tfw you play jungle
tfw all lanes INT before you even finish first clear
tfw all lanes perma shoving
Time flies when your having fun.
Who is the artist for this image? I want to get the full image.
Why is everyone picking Lucian? What the fuck is this trend. The moment lane phase ends he becomes fucking worthless and I keep getting losses because of it and it's infuriating.
I heard it somewhere I can't remember, I never bothered to check if it's actually true but it sounded plausible enough (I remember in sexed way back in high school they said the primitive part of the brain just sees potential sex as potential sex, or something like that) and I felt like making a shitpost.
I bet it's white
Pull down her pants and get to it
because he's fun to play my silver brother. carry harder
Buffs, also many players generally think that Lucian is fun.
I'm in fucking plat II.
retards saw "lucian buff" in the patch notes, ignored it and picked lucian without building crit
tho desu even if they did build crit he'd still be worthless
I had a really good Lucian yesterday that I supported and we dumpstered the enemy team
team would be too stupid to follow up
Time flies when your having fun.
That it does.
By the way, it's white
Also nice quints!
BEHOLD THE POWER OF HORSECOCK!!!
It's obviously Soraka enjoying a nice and big banana.
predictions on placement? 5-2 so far, was plat 3 last split
I bet it's really warm and has a really satisfying thickness to it. I imagine you could really feel it pool into your belly after she orgasms, pleasantly suffusing you with warm happiness.
quints on some dumb shit like this
We dumpstered them in laning phase but outside of laning phase all the team had to do was jump him with his short ass range and no amount of peel could do anything when I'm the only one actively trying.
how many times can I dodge in placements befoe they lower my elo
You didn't answer my question though, it's clear that she's enjoying a banana.
I have that fucking Ferris' sand canyon video stuck in my head since yesterday
What cataclysm is the blue man talking about?
Maybe this is a issue of perspective because even then that's still gay doesn't matter if you're fucking girls. You're still fucking guys too. And yes it is pushing because you lot are going on with the whole Horse cock thing.
The artist is call Kanel. I google image it and it led me to e621 so like yeah
leblanc looks genuinely happy here
I was Taric so I was literally all the peel in one
pantheon spamming rick and morty memes in bloodmoon
report him for hatespeech just for fun
Instant feedback report after next game
to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand what constitutes toxic behavior
so protect him and kite backward bronzie. or play brand, steal all the kills, and 1v9
straight people tend to not like gay things
6 game win streak
one win away from promos
riot decides to give me shitters for the next 5 games
now I'm in danger of getting demoted
LeBlanc is always happy when she's showing off.
She probably has some sexually tormented guy in that box as well
go to pick something in ranked
it's banned by my team
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M SO TILTED RIGHT NOW
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE EEVRYTHING I PLAY IS ALWAYS BANENED
WHO THE FUCK BANNS SHEN
people self-inserting as the champions they play as even though the champions are aware there's someone controlling them and refer to you as "summoner"
m-muh team is holding me b-back!!1!
Conquer your inner bronze, my son. You are the only constant.
illaoi is so fucking cancerous
don't come close to me in lane or you lose 1/4th of your hp
don't come close to me in team fights unless you want to feed me an ace
don't run away from me because my tentacle shit will spawn everywhere and disorient everyone
just carry harder bro
How the fuck am I supposed to win a game with 2/9 Vi jungle and 1/7 shen top
playing morgana supp
it Q and it's game over
Well lads, this champ is the definition of anti fun
she would actually be fun to play against if her hitboxes were better
Link your opgg. Let's see how well you're doing in all areas.
Meh. I really couldn't care less about being gay or not gay user, I only ever think of meatspace when I count the steps to wizardhood. I also think that's you're really taking taking writefaggotry way too seriously for what it is. You're only acting like as though we're pushing you because your tastes don't have as many/vocal representatives user. Do you also think the gayfags or furries are pushing you? Personally I really don't, I just hide their posts because I don't like them.
Then use Lux if you have guts
Here's some panties. I hope that can cheer you up.
she's only cancerous if you're bad at the game
Sure, here you go
Killing myself tonight
Predictable. It's always shitters who believe in external loci of control. Git gud instead of blaming your team. There's no grand conspiracy against you while thousands of other players are climbing to diamond and beyond, you stupid bronze dipshit.
Evelynn doesn't call you anything
When i see supp lux it triggers me, please stop
someone on the enemy team was talkin mad shit
absolutely shitstomp them after turning the game around when they had some bad drag/baron calls
toss a thumbs up
He all chats "skilless nigger"
report him because I know that auto sets off a word filter and instantly get a feedback notification
I feel bad but at the same time feels good
Awwww, how cute.
Unlike you I fukken love playing her as supp, must be the fact that I just started playing again after five years out of League because reasons.
is this the new meme? when you get called out for having shitty opinions and asked for an op.gg to prove it you just give out a top challenger players?
wtf is a summoner
u mean like flash and tp and shit?
start playing again
enemy Cait gets kills
with just bloodthirster she can stand there and tank all damage
her Karma sits on her whole game and shields her for over half her HP bar
accuses me of missing skill shots
landed a full combo on her and it didn't break Karma shield
she uses a stop watch 35 minutes into the game and saves herself
Is this who Riot panders too? These idiots who play one of the strongest roles in the game with the most support who do nothing but cry about how weak they are despite having cheap zhonyas actives throughout the entire game?
jungler comes top despite minions being under tower and running past another wave of minions to die and lose the lane for me
lux never pushes her lane so the enemy roams all game
somehow lucian and janna are also feeding
Sick of this shit game. You never get just one retard on your team; It's always either four apes or four Korean challenger smurfs so all you can do is pray you win the matchmaking coin flip.
Do they really though? In my experience most of them don't give a shit. They only really get up in arms when their weekly amount of working hours is on the table.
You shouldn't and the best part is you're gonna get a key for it.
stopwatch rewards aggression and makes the game better brainlet
get a support lux
they always have the elem skin
they always pick lux into shit like Leona, Ali or Thresh
they always feed unnecessary kills to the enemy bot lane
Coincidentally, you start to see a lot more Lux support when Lux gets a new skin. Fun that.
agreed, but they should buff the domination and resolve secondaries so ADCs aren't basically forced to take stopwatch as the only viable secondary rune setup. I love the outplay potential, but builds feel very linear atm
as an adc
people still pick Kalista
how to Karma top?
you really can't be this stupid, right?
Its a get out mistake free card. Want to dive on the high damage target? Sorry I have a zhonyas active 6 minutes into the game.
This thing punishes aggression. You can't make a play without some idiot using stopwatch
Assume the position.
floats around awkwardly dealing no damage and healing for nothing
quite the tactician swain is
I play Lux because Thresh is literal easy mode desu user.
yeah, I also have the Empress skin. She's cute as fuck so I had to have it
You play best girl support
udyr VU when
it's the tactic of being ep*c as fr**k!
How to Karma top
think of the most annoying items you can buy.
6 tog veigar going positive
I'm sorry what?
ok now what
lets take swains entire identity of being an annoying aoe constant regening asshole and just fucking butcher him
honestly super happy about it but super unhappy looking at that useless piece of shit in my games, he doesnt do anything anymore and people want to play him top/jungle
dude bronze lmao
not even going to argue with you. you smell like bronze.
People in base at the end of the game sell their items and buy tears or mobis to make it seem like they trolled all game.
Noxians will never claim this
god when is fiddle drain getting reworked
its his shittiest ability but i fucking love crowstorm
wow cant believe you called me bronze as an arguement
your bronze btw
you cant make this shit up
you got me, I'm bronze. so what's your argument? I'm genuinely interested in understanding what provoked your hostile autism
Open yourself to the starlight.
Fid is just obsolete in general. He's from an earlier era of the game.
floats around awkwardly dealing no damage and healing for nothing
Thought you were talking about Bard there.
this bottom post
are you kidding me? his meeps deal more dmg than a 20/0 Jayce's shock blast
Give numbers buffs
Now he floats around menacingly dealing damage and healing for shit loads
the kit is salvageable, he just needs tuning
people disconnecting every game
people with 3k+ ping
people taking 20 years to load the game
Tired of these turd worlders infesting NA. Wish I could play on the Yuropoor servers.
I think the Rank 1 Challenger NA plays a lot of Ivern or something like that.
EUW is a hell of spanish people you don't want to experience, I'd take beaners over them any day
At level one, sure. After that he does fuck all.
Why is she so perfect bros....
roommate plays league
wants to CLIMB
adc who needs a support
dont have it in me to tell him no
carry the team
notice one game im getting more kills than him
switch off to meme shit and secondary supports to provide him average support in bronze 5
so hell learn he needs to carry
now on a 7 game loss streak
hes averaging 2 kills per game
getting bored of losing
just go memeshit
he blames "muh team" for every loss
"user this is the shit ive got to deal with in bronze v"
tell him i was bV last summer
CLIMB as support
"well yeah healers are easy"
0 games on janna sona lulu or raka on my main
jesus christ this elo
I have to agree with you, we Spaniards mostly are absolute crap.
start playing league some time ago
eager to find a champ I can truly call my own
try the various cute girl champions as they rotate through f2p each week
none of them really resonate with me
not too worried, there are still lots of them I haven't tried
fast forward to present where I've tried many of them multiple times and none of them are really brand new anymore
the ones I do like are something I'll play for 2-3 games and then want to change it up
I just want that girl I can play endlessly and never want to play anything else ever again
there are only 4 or 5 left I've never played but given my track record what are the chances one of them will be that needle in the haystack
just wanted to find that girl champ that I feel like I'm one with, can pick into anything and have fun and do well
its looking like that dream is just that
I'll find her one day, r-right?
Make an analogy for your main
bonus points for food analogies
He's like leftover pizza from the day before. He's not great, but still OK, and he's not really a bad choice if you don't want to put in too much effort.
be on EUNE
no spaniards and french cunts, only slav bros and greek faggots
I just pretend I'm not Spaniard and anyway I'm not a toxic player so...
He's like a beef stew. I put a lot of time and effort into this stew to make it taste amazing. But then the meta shifted and now people just go to the market and buy some instant stovetop stew while calling mine the same thing.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR SUPPORT STEPS OUT OF LINE?
You bite the pillow and push back bitch.
ding ding ding
He's a maki sushi roll, literally no one wants it because every other roll does things better than him, and the chef refuses to do anything to make it special.
It gets to the point that people who eat it have to add shit that wasn't meant to go on maki rolls just to make it worth eating.
viktor or tryndamere?
smite Tryn cheese actually works in retard elo
People just fall apart if they're jungle paths get obstructed
Tryn is close, but at least Riot buffed him recently.
My main hasn't had any individual patch change since patch 7.22
I'm legitimately surprised that Neace was pulling it off consistently in plat and diamond
disagree with someone
call them bronze
instantly win the argument and btfo them out
champs for this feel?
CHILLY MITTEN -> ARMOR ITEM -> MORE TANK SHIT MAYBE A GRAIL
then it revolves back round to the problems i mentioned before. Everyone else that would take Swains position can do a much better job at it. His ultimate is useless against any enemy that can dash or walk away, his damage is mediocre unless heavily invested in (at which point he becomes a Lissandra without a move spell or invincibility) so he will just get decimated.
Then, if you stalled out the lane with versus a tank, the enemy wins by default as mao and Ornn and Cho will do far more every fight than swain could ever hope to accomplish, even if you build tank.
here's a food analogy for my main!
Why does riot refuse to make zhonyas active into a summoner spell?
thank you friend
Here's one for my two favorite champs.
Jinx and Sona
they considered it for barrier at one point, for like 0.5s
play kled mid
YOU SHOULD REALLY PLAY HER MID THOUGH SO YOU CAN ZOOM AROUND THE MAP AT MAXIMUM WARP AND MAKE SICK PLAYZZ
I'll try that after a few games top
why jinx E L F ?
people banning Kayn
I feel like there's better bans, folks. Warwick, Shyvana, or Evelynn.
REEE WHY WON'T PEOPLE LET ME PLAY KAYN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
leona is ugly
U G L Y
i pick or ban eve. i'm not playing against that shit.
shadow kayn definitely beats her in a 1v1 in most situations, i'd say, but permastealth and hp regen utility > wallwalking utility
Dont worry, theyll rework Fiddle like they did with Swain. Cant have any point and click abilities now can we? :)
Executing peoples beloved champions and replacing them is purely for the greater good, you understand :).
our guy is against t1 RIGHT NOW
In game, yes.
In art, no.
i ban kayn if zoe and yas are banned to trigged edgy kayn mains
or when i see a kayn main in my team, because usually its the blue kayn onlys that go 1/10 in the first 20 minutes
Executing peoples beloved champions and replacing them is purely for the greater good, you understand :).
If it means taking away point-an-click bullshit or stupid pointless aoes then yeah I'd kill your "beloved" champions I'm all for that.
galio didnt deserve to die
go away metroid
yes he did
Be feeding as Yas
Suddenly only anime song I have on my playlist comes up
I go full unga on their team.
kill the enemy team 1v3
Steal their baron
Almost die to cunt rammus
Shen respawns and insta ult to save me and score ace
Too hyped to continue playing, /lolg/.
I need to fucking calm the fuck down, what should I do?
I'm still salty about Galio.
They introduced a new champ with VAGUELY similar looks and deleted another as tribute.
been thinking abouy learning a tank support instead of a mage, just in case
still cant decide, so i just pick Urgot
Who would be some good ones to learn, for a rangedbab like me?
reddit sellout is /ourguy/
try again sweetie
dress up as an anime girl and post your bussy
he had the single most satisfying ult
and then they turned it into some retarded ally-assist only shit when hes expected to solo lane
old galio was 100% usable, just unpopular
user, his ult was the only point of the fucking champion, but congratulations, you're letting your rose-tinted glasses cloud your knowledge of the fact that old Galio did fuck-all outside of that.
I don't have a cosplay and I'm not going to steal my sis clothes.
any other options?
Because you're a manchild like all kayn players
faggot he fucking deleted people with his Q and E which had good ratios and his q had 320 base damage on top of that at rank 5
and then had a good heal on his W
shut the fuck up
nigga get hyphy and get some elo!
enemy laner is cheek and wants to dance and taunts me in all chat
win lane so hard he turns into an autistic crybaby 15 minutes later
Lux support is probably an auoloss, especially with a streamer name
i wish is was that anime girl on the bottom
LoL was bigger on reddit than Veeky Forums tho. So all that early shit is, in actuality, reddit
I just think he's kinda shit atm and not worth the ban. Then again, I'm banning swain because fuck every nigger who tries to play him right now
And no one but you played him.
any singedbros here to give me some nice tips
i got 450 be burning a whole in my pocket and i can't contain myself
win the game
get reported still
So this is the power of smite Tryn
Which girl is best for shower sex?
aatrox and then watch some nu boxerpete vids and you're good to smash everyone
t. watching him got me d4 from gold
WHO CAN STOP ME???
kled is fun
a bit of a learning curve though
HAHA I GUESS EVERYONE HERE NEEDS A FUCKING REWORK HUH
support gets lucky enough to get carried
haha im so good
why do people do this
got demoted twice this week
main mid and jg
enemy is a tf
I was going to play shen to fuck with tf's ults
my team banned shen
i'm ultra fucking tilted i pick nasus
mindlessly farm my Q (veiger main so used to it)
start killing every thing on the map
call my team bad since varus zilean and sion all fed their lanes (AD garen, jg ww, mf and nami bot)
keep farming and killing them
varus finally starts autoing after i said "this varus doesn't auto"
initiate every teamfight
team listens to everything i say for the first time in fucking forever
literally raid boss nasus
we get baron and elder
garen keeps using youmuus to take our inhibs
I respawn in time
garen and tf and nami in front of me
walk into them fuck it
kill tf first, then nami then garen
all our inhibs respawn
i initate last teamfight after pushing lanes
we triple kill and ended
most honorable player
i wish my team listened to me more often, it was like I was playing a fun game for once.
Wow, the average league player truly does not know how to respond to different playstyles. I guess this is why proxy singed is great in Bronze.
you don't deserve the fun you had
honestly yeah except reksai
wait a sec I thought rumble was like in the top 10 picked toplaners
every lane snowballed because the enemy jungle forgot to take smite and was further cucked by having all his camps stolen
God speed Tryn bro.
The average league player doesn't know how to do anything that Koreans or Streamers haven't shown them
The best part was Illaoi warded his red and both her, Lux and Rengar came to stop me but I still took it and spun over the wall.
Rumble who has a great kit and a very unique kit
Volibear who has a simple but usable kit, but suffers from bad scaling because hes being ignored
Nocturne who has a great kit but is unpopular for some reason
Reksai who already got a mini rework
everyone else needs one
rumble and all manaless champs need mana. his kit is fine though
voli needs to be deleted and keep the running at them move
noc also needs to be deleted but keep the R and the offensive spellshield
Is Tryn the best champion to do this with? That coupled with his character seems like a tilter
go to your red
you have to either try to solo raptors or golems then have to back
can't gank beacuse no red slow
enemy Tryn pushes in wave with Tiamat and is in your jungle 24/7
see him take your camp but can't stop him because he's 3 levels above you and he'll just 1v1 you
MY RIGHT ARM IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ARM
Its literally Chad invading your jungle
volibear is not usable
nocturne is unpopular because he's bad and he has no dick to use in degenerate porn images
Reminder that all Demacian men are cucks and have cuck fantasies
Lucien: literal cuck enough said
Garen: in love with kat but doesn’t have the balls to tell her so kat fucks noxians instead. The most pathetic cuck
Jarvan: His most fun times was wandering in a village meditating and doubt he kumbaya instead of fucking bitches back at court. Sexually a potato and think Shyv just wants to be his friend according to a chart made by a rioter.
Chad Taric: Cucked his cuck of a country and is now a powerful aspect
Could Demacian men get any more pathetic?
Nocturne's kit is awful right now. The only iconic part of him is his ult and the rest is pretty straightforward and bland. I say this as someone who owns almost all his skins with ~100k mastery on him. He needs heavy changing other than being a binary assassin.
Right now he gets outclassed heavily by half the roster.
tfw volibear is gonna get reworked into some retarded fire/ice themed champion losing his lightning theme
How should Riot nerf supports to put them back in their place?
look mom I used the word cuck again xD
Probably. It seems like proxy singed, except Tryndamere can actually smack you around if you come to mess with him
Garen canonically gives Lux a dose of Demacian Justice multiple times daily. Needs some release after a hard day's work of slaying filthy mages and Noxians.
sleep tight porker
league of legends
People seriously prefer gathering storm and tank runes being meta over stopwatch for ADCs
Is it just getting butthurt about getting outplayed because you didn't check your opponents items? More avenues for skill expression are a good thing.
Not to mention, the rune is spent purely on preventing a single 4 or 5 man dive, and it doesn't even stop that if the jungler actually juggles aggro properly, and even easier if the jungler takes stopwatch himself.
Quinn, Volibear, Nocturne, and Mordekaiser absolutely do
Volibear's kit is in no way usable.
literally "The Thunders Roar"
Evelynn is still good
quick whats volibears """""""""""""fun"""""""""" minigame gonna be and what mechanic is it going to abuse? true damage, hard cc, damage reduction, maybe all of them?
So he is a cuck inbred? Wow Garen just gets worse and worse
Your big bro will never come storming in and rape you with giant dick and come 5 times inside your pussy. Leaving you with a red butt and not being able to walk normally for months.
same thing happens but 2.5 seconds later
Yeah because being a worse Udyr is certainly fun huh?
try out every build I can think of for Swain
full AP to tanky AP bruiser to pen build
subpar damage all the way through
not tanky enough to justify any of it
W has long as fuck wind up and enemies have to be hard CCd for it to hit
massive CD for minimal damage
This champ seems to be poo
i meant when he is reworked, i can maybe get how that could be missed from my post but you went in a weird direction into getting mad
How can you be a cuck if you're getting pussy?
How does banging your sister make you inbred? If anything that would make his kids inbred.
Is this the pinnacle of /pol/ IQs?
How do you think Demacian nobility kept their blood pure?
Except the fact that junglers and ADCs are the only champions who even take the rune anymore.
You use your stopwatch as a jungler to take a dive on mid, top, or the support. Just don't use it on the fucking ADC. Not to mention, most players are so trash they're just gonna waste it anyway and throw away a rune that could've been something actually good.
Gathering storm will never be meta because games will never last that long.
Post YFW they release another gimmicky ADC.
okay even for lewdposting this is a bit ridiculous
See Fucking your sister is the lowest denominator and is almost as bad as being a cuck. Stfu redneck
"Ult Akali so she can't jump on Jinx" the game has been won.
The point is that they have literally nowhere to go but up with this dude. Volibear is one of the most poorly designed kits in the history of the game, he literally only exists because Riot devs wanted to throw a fucking bear into the game, but there clearly was no real idea as to how Volibear would actually function in the big picture, he just exists. His kit, mechanically speaking, is just dumb anyway and he scales with like 4 or 5 different stats so you can't itemize on this dude for shit. At this point literally anything would be an improvement.
They fucking do in pro level is the sad part and they don't take it.
b-but at least it looks cool
I hope it's a cute girl with a big booty.
What other champs can use predator besides Annie?
not just champ in general
literally every single rework/new champ just has retarded gimmicks that make the game worse. its been this way since graves rework
Hecarim, Jarvan, Trundle, Kayn, Udyr
How is fizz allowed
fuck who ever designed this abomination
No champion. No champions should use it. It’s even shit in aram unlike Dark Harvest
He doesn't know how hard Garen can trust.
He doesn't know how weak and fragile Lux is.
i hope hes unique in a sense, like ezreal or jhin. not like xayah who was generic adc#0023 but with a different ult.
he scales with like 4 or 5 different stats
his ap scaling is shit
all that is left is HP and attack speed
which also scale shit
he just has shit scaling
otherwise he could guinsoos wits end
t. a non-adc main that can't identify each ADC characteristics.
You forgot ryze
being in range to get q dashed on
being in a position to get ulted where you die
throwing ANY important abilities at his e
being a shitter in general
fizz falls off so hard low diamond, people just understand that one ability that says "untargetable for 1 second" isnt exactly hard to play around
jhin is unique
no one would play him if he didnt end up with 500+ ad
Decide to try something different for once, pick up Janna
Tfw Janna is actually kind of fun
You go so fucking fast dude.
Xayah is the only fun ADC of the 3 you mentioned. Jhin feels like shit to play and I don't understand that dude's appeal whatsoever.
sivir, xayah, jinx, caitlyn, tristana are all very much the same but with slightly different steroids or mobility(lack thereof)
once you master one you can play all of them if you learn their little mechanic tricks.
I could easily green text how easy it is to dodge and deal with Zoe too.
there is honestly no comparison between the two, zoe just gets too much shit for free. fizz's core shitter argument is "untargetable is cancer" and people who arent retarded can play around it. zoe is straight up a mistake
Sure thing shitter.
Jhin is more because of the voice acting and the aesthetic. I have seen even people like Sneaky and Imqtpie comment on how good the voice acting and design is art wise and those people usually don’t give a shit about that stuff
Oh no, Vi caught you checking out her thicc ass. With a lascivious grin, she decided to sit in your lap. Now she tells you that you can have some fun with it her place, but for a price.
What do you do? It sure feels fantastic, and she knows it.
Push the ugly tranny off me.
whats the price
assuming you are the same dude complaining about fizz, you are king shitter. if you are EVER in range to get q'd you deserve to lose lane. if fizz ever has to waste e as a gapcloser and you dont punish it you are dogshit
i ult the thot
I never said anything about it being a morally upstanding decision. Just that you're using words you don't know the meaning of retard.
If you get to play with hers, she gets to play with yours.
Vi is 100% woman
Give her the good ol' lickaroo and then play some super smash bros
guy comes here to complain about a fizz who probably just stomped his game
immediate one trick goes to defend his free elo champ and calls anyone a shitter if you lose to him
"dude just dodge his e"
"dude just dont be in ult range"
"dude just never get in q range"
"dude your so bad LOL"
One tricks are cancer
You get this guy as your top laner. What do you do?
Don't you know if you ever take damage you're a shitter?
get ulted in the middle of the lane and die
walk into HIS side of the lane to get q'd and full combo'd
other shit i never said
sorry you are unironically bad dude
I mean I guess it depends. Is her dick bigger than mine?
fizz cant ult from the fog of war
fizz cant have teammates with stuns or slows to make his ult even easier
fizz cant just q a minion to right on top of you, then w and wait for it to proc then e away for minimal damage
For a one trick fizz main you suck at fizz
Vi looks disgusted at the thought. She tells you that "All I wanted to do was some rimming and a prostate massage, now you're getting the strap on. But you can still fuck my ass."
i cant ward
fizz has teammates and i dont
i lost a trade against fizz WHO Q'D A MINION
holy shit dude how can you even try to argue that you arent a shitter
report people for roleplaying outside of /tg/
holy shit finally
im supposed to have vision up constantly on the entire midlane
maxing q as fizz in lane
You're like those GP mains that cant fathom the thought of their champ being cancer/annoying to play against
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGHT THROUGH THE CAPTCHA
IT'S LIKE HAVING FUN EXCEPT GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF LEWDPOSTERS
user are you ok
well he is completely garbage right now so you dont have much reason to play him over another adc right now
A strap-on AND a dick? Seems excessive but ok. Might want to have some towels on hand though, I had some mexican for lunch and I can feel the rumbles.
Absolutely based. All on blue.
annoying to play against
hes an assassin, oh course hes annoying to play against
cancer cant do anything against it broken
straight up wrong and you are a shitter for thinking this, also idk why im even arguing with you about trading as fizz as you literally have no clue how to do damage as him
Ok have fun being a s2 fizz main i guess
Find a flaw
backpeddling on what? you have literally nothing to say
No true skillshots.
no korea time for a whole week
bros... i'm sad
No Star Guardian skin
only reason i got up at all was to watch lck
now i have no reasons to get up
its a drawing so the flaw depend of what the artist tried to show with this picture, it look like the only thing he tried to show was boobs so while there is no real flaw there is not much quality either
so yeah boobs/10 like 80% of the fanart of any 2D girl with average and more boobs
go to dragon
kayn almost dead
flash over pit
ult and ignite him
blast cone to dragon
shit on ezreal
its just like i imagined
i like boobs
the absolute state of adc jesus christ
No, just a strap on. Vi is 100% female
ywn introduce Lulu into the world of showbizz where she turns out be very marketable causing her superiors to take advantage of her other potential and where she while hesitant at first fucks and sucks her way to the top becoming an iconic pop culture figure starring in many classic movies and hitsongs while caving in under pressure reaching a breakpoint when her nudes are leaked and her otherwise flawless figure: slandered having her resort to drug use to cope with the stress, escaping reality leading to an eventual overdose on heroin+painkillers at the young age of 27000 years old leaving behind a legacy and millions of fanboys and girls all around the world that mourn her death
blame adc for not being strong
while also not letting adc farm and continually start fights while he isn't there
let his lane get frozen on him while the enemy adc farms to a lead with an enemy jungler sitting in brush for maximum counterplay while doing nothing else on the map to take any sort of advantage from this
fucking shit adc why didnt you just penta that was SO free
What's the reasoning behind Twitch Q being better than Kha'Zix R? Serious question - I believe there must be some actual reasoning I don't get due to being shit.
Morde was too good for us
This and hes prone to ranged harrass early, you treat him like animal planet tell you to deal with sharks, you punch him hard in the nose so he doesnt even think about all ins.
Stopped reading after the 10th word.
You gotta keep your shitposting brief user, you can't just expect us to waste more than 3 seconds on reading a shitpost.
escaping reality leading to an eventual overdose on heroin+painkillers at the young age of 27000 years old
Good thing she's not a pop singer.
this bitch was the only reason ezreal got a kill
For anyone who cares here's the gripping conclusion to my smite Tryn adventures
enemy Vi tries to 1v1 me while I'm splitting
she doesn't seem to understand I'm 4 levels higher and she has no armor aside from tabis If you're jungling and you see your Tryn doing this you have no excuse not to pop off
stealth vs camouflage
kha'zix r resets his passive
Twitch's Q is Camouflage, champs that get within a certain range can see him.
Kha'zix's R is stealth, only things with true sight like Turrets can see him. Also Kha gets multiple activations in a short period where Twitch has to kill someone to refresh the CD. And if Kha evolves his R he gets the ability procc'd every time he enters a bush.
Warwick is the easiest goddamn jungler in the game and people still manage to fuck it up.
My dislike for Jhin is independent of his performance.
Twitch Q has a wind up that delays if he's in combat. It doesn't reset or stack. Its fucking GARBAGE stealth.
realistically how would one be able to overcome darkin possesion?
Imagine a female Ezreal
Guys I just got married today! What position I should use to knock up my dick free goat?
I miss Zyra's old passive.
the thought of tahm kench and mordekaiser violating jinx as punishment for feeding gets my tiny cuck dick diamonds. maybe they would even let amumu get a turn with her
morde is too good
ezreal actually built ap for once
There's nothing cuck about it, unless you insert as her boyfriend; jinx was built for gangbangs
grinding for champions
I should have just bought an account
I do insert as her boyfriend, a boyfriend who isn't allowed to touch her because he's too small and has to clean up after TK finishes exploring every inch of her body with his tongue
How hard is it to not die?
At least you sound like a fun person.
Tahm is for MF though.
They'd need Amumu for the bindings anyway. Might as well let him have a go.
do me a big favor
stop giving me (You)s
apparently really fucking hard
Ezreal is a better female
playing mid as always
the enemy is a lux
shit on her as always
we cant end
they have a better comp
our jungler is a squish assassin
we get outscaled
lux just stand in the comfy backline behind two fed tanks throwing Qs until it hits someone
she shittalks in all chat
I FUCKING HATE LUX PLAYERS
SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THE WHOLE GAME AND KSED THE SHIT OUT OF HER TEAM
dumb Taliyah main desu
go find a better main and waifu your waifu is ugly
Apparently she beat you, now sit the fuck down
if you were to self insert as mordekaiser which league girl would u rape the hardest??
Not him but Lux is always the answer
I am not tho
can i just default my answer to "hold hands with jinx" and call it a day
What are the best champions for mid and jungle to get out of mid plat?
I just hit a wall with Yasuo and can't get any better, have been wanting to change mains because of all the backlash you get if you make a single mistake as a yasuo player.
hold hands with jinx
Man of culture
Jesus christ. Anyone else hurt someone today?
if by "hands" you mean Mordekaiser's massive barbed metal dick than sure I guess
Don't you dare send that to riot, they will call you a snitch and never ban him.
she can stand on his shoulder with ease. hes fuckin huge
im a simple man
has anyone else gotten that wierd bug on new swain where sometimes the chat notifications will call him “squill”
It was after I got a kill streak shut down, the notifcation was “shut down [summoner name] (Squill) and claimed their bounty!”
I made a lee sin int today if that counts.
all lanes permashoving
multiple lanes assist pinging at the same exact time, on opposite ends of the map, with equally shitty situations after they die for the 6th time each
actually, not true. the other constants in my lost games are shitters and feeders
adc is the easiest role in the game, and anyone who can't carry as adc is braindead.
you also forgot
see enemy jg sitting in topside brush of mid
go to botside brush and tell mid to bait since we have the better 2v2
he stand as close to me as possible
leave because he doesnt want to bait for me
enemy jg is still their and we still have him in vison
nows the ample time for the midlaner to go to his side of the lane
spam pings me ?
fuck you i didnt enjoy being one shot by my own auto attacks
get a retard support that botches everything from cs to kills
lose cause the lane is 1v2
nice role you have there kiddo
do you even have kids
not hardcarrying 1v2 in lane until you get to an elo where supports are actually decent
shaco is secretly the real reason we are gonna lose
Why should I buy lunar Empress Lux when I have elementalist Lux?
Nah that's support. Zero micro, braindead trading, and you're barely punished for roaming. Not to mention that warding is more a team job than ever so you can't even claim that is part of the skill floor.
she look cute but the in game animation are base lux so its shit
also awfull vo
look worse than elementalist too
I want Lissandra to be good.
Do you have a knotting merit badge?
Your mom does; she fucked all the dogs in your neighborhood for 10 bucks.
Since 8.4 is coming someone has to update with with Liandrys/Rylias and his ult
im not doing it but i know how id do it
Why are adc mains such subhumans?
especially Vayne mains
I think you reversed the spoiler you cumslut.
I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT
Is bard a good support right now?
nuSwain is a less kit problematic Vladimir, but once Swain get nerfed, he's probably never going to scape the trashcan
Bard is never good.
have been super toxic past week
only get 10game chat restriction
Do you have plans with your special someone for valentines?
Tips for a gold player that wants to main Aurelion Sol this whole season?
Does the Golden Caitlyn Chroma have different colored effects, like Garen's Dragon on the spin going from green to gold?
I plan to hug my pillow and pretend its a qt petite gf!
No but I'm preparing for post-valentine. Easiest days to pick up chicks on online dating. Try it out bros.
What would it be like as SG Ahri's boyfriend?
Nota bene: She does not fuck void monsters
get different teammates
get same teammates
almost as if this game was rigged
Lol I went 2-8 in my promos, then 8-2 after dodging lobbies with shit teammates. Definitely worth the 30 minute wait and -10 LP, the good thing is it doesn't affect MMR which is the only thing I really care about.
I'm lucky enough to have the day off. So I plan on working out and watching anime. I've recently had to cut off my gf. So it'll feel lonely.
This is one of the worst metas since season 5
Kindred is fine and I don't want Karthus to be touched
Girls don't have dicks my man.
Since I got shards for both, should I look into maining Camille or Fiora? They both seem to be split pushing duelists that can itemize tanky if the comp needs them to teamfight. And I like the idea of characters with a learning curve, but without Riven or GP-tier mechanics.
don't try to do anything except be the biggest faggot possible
still have fun
Probably high maintenance. She'd see you more as an accessory than an equal
I kinda imagine she'd want a photographer BF to get perfect pictures for her Instagram
Playing against a decent Fiora and Camille as an ADC feels so bad mid-late game if they kill their lane opponent multiple times.
probably very tiring cleaning up all that void cum daily with your tongue
but it would be worth it when she says she loves you for who you are
But lonely jealous chicks aren't special...
Aww I have to work that day but at least I don't have to deal with people.
Why did you have to cut off your gf?
If you want to have fun, chose by yourself.
They both take skill but the one with retardedly overloaded kit is Camille.
tfw nostalgia for AD Malz jungle hits
you can't beat a fed opponent easily even just because your role name has carry in it
do any of you actually play or discuss the game?
Why not? He does a lot of damage
why doesn't yi build guinsoo's + bork of the ruined king
Would it be correct to say that Fiora is less mechanically challenging, but requires more game knowledge and better positioning?
heh, you think im trying to beat them? i just want to kite around them but they're too sticky and kill me in 2 seconds, i guess that's a fun game mechanic though. and it's not even like they're insanely fed, they can just farm well and still be able to do that.
Damage is only relevent until level 3.
Healing is basically nonexistant.
CC isn't great.
Utility isn't great.
Builds tank items but is never tanky.
Mostly it's because he's MASSIVELY mediocre at everything.
im p sure there are bard one tricks in challenger, prob just high skill cap to use effectively
I dunno, they're quite different, Fiora has her dashes to dodge shit, while Camilles dash you use either to go in or escape most of the time. I think pretty much every character has something specific you need to know regarding certain matchups and interactions.
Week ago I didn't even know that ignite gives vision on target despite playing league for like 6-7 years.
how it toplane Vi?
Is this skin worth 1350? It's going on sale at the end of the month and Ahri is kind of fun to play.
shaco and nasus inting into j4 for 20 minutes
banshees veil lux is still getting fucking shitted on by me
lulu is dogshit and lets ezreal feed me so hard im able to out pressure them
pry this game from shacos fucking dogshit neutered champs hands
shame im only able to do this 4/6 fucking games
all time favorite
why the fuck am i laughing at this
effectively do ARAM on SR vs a champion that is strong in an ARAM-like situation
wonder why you got fucked
Go take dragon/baron/sidelanes with your team instead of doing a mexican dance under enemy mid inhibitor turret like you silver surfnig retard probably did.
One of the main steps of getting out of low elo is overcoming the "the game automatically becomes an ARAM at 15 minutes" herd mentality that a lot of you low elo fags seem to have instilled in you by being told "report X for not coming to a teamfight" by other low elo retards and you assume that not ARAMing the fuck out of the game after the first couple of turrets are down is something bad so you then flame and report other low elo fags for it and the cycle continues. Breaking out of this cycle is on its own enough to take you niggers from silver to green silver (also known as the baron throw zone) if you're IQ is in triple digits.
Versus poke teams if you do not have the tools to flank and/or dive them don't fucking sit mid until you get poked out then killed, go do whatever side objective is available or recall, get items and regroup if there's nothing to take or you can't take it. If you're gonna do ARAM lite you might as well go play actual fucking ARAM where you can throw shit at the enemy team and the enemy team has no choice but to throw shit back at you and hope their shit stinks more than your shit without any objective available that could possibly require use of braincells and stop shit from flying.
worse academy ahri which only costs 750
no, not worth
get singed mid
get singed jungle
get singed top
get singed support
get singed adc
gp abusers pretending less duration on barrels means literally anything at all
Im gonna learn singed. Wish me luck
No LCK this week. I'm on suicide watch.
i dont get it
Does anyone have the comic of fiddlesticks perceiving someone as a smoothie and drinking them? ive been looking for literally a year and i cant find it
are there more lulu shaco comics?
ur a season too late for this, and you are also a retard
This art style confuses my dick.
ill figure it out
Nujack should be insta ban but mods never come here
Why does it have to be a girl champ though?
Man as much as I like the new Rek'Sai ult, I miss the old one
Gotta prepare those SKT scripts, after all.
No but there are more Lulu shaco pictures
we will NEVER get a train rek'sai skin now
kooba dosen't post here anymore
whats the fucking point!?
maybe he found an adc gf
he would want you to find yours aswell
do it for him
don't do this to me
Its like it was made to be cutesy and overtly sexual at the same time, cartoony but buxom. What's the artist playing at exactly?
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