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Inmate
Inmate

Get Jinxed! edition.

Old thread! Veeky Forums/thread/205058837#p205058837

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

redditest things in this game
use skins
use emotes
hextech crafting
missions
ward skins & summoner icons
mastery 6/7
aram
all chat
rotating game modes
club tags
honoring
reporting
call ip blue essence
leveling over level 30
trinkets
chromas
rift herald
scuttle crab
playing support
new rune system
built in jungle timers
lore
new client
choosing a role
new elo system
autofill
smart pings
new map
jungle enchantments
calling wraiths raptors
login music
honor badges

Flameblow
Flameblow

xth for my wife Syndra

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw no qt petite gf

nice op btw

TechHater
TechHater

not feeling this meme

Spamalot
Spamalot

ywn cuddlefugg Jinx
Why is she so perfect for this?

Soft_member
Soft_member

It's a pretty high-iq meme.

Snarelure
Snarelure

there's plenty of fully nude Jinx/Lux/Syndra/MF/Janna fanart
nothing of Evelynn or Zyra

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

nujak
huehue these things are le reddit
0/10

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

xth for my wife Syndra

MPmaster
MPmaster

Because she's small and skinny. you get to feel all big and protective when you wrap her bony little body in your arms and put your dick inside her

Emberburn
Emberburn

I dunno about Zyra but there's the full version of this thing

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

cuddlefugg
You seem very dedicated to making this a thing.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Not him but it actually is a thing. Google penetrative cuddling on reddit.

Also, get a 3d gf so you can cuddlefugg her.

askme
askme

I wonder if having your dick inside her makes her feel safe

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I found an Evelynn nude without her wearing shadow heels but she had 3 toes and it just fucking looked weird

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

posting it again
literally free (you)s

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Jinx cuddlefugg is for bareback animalistic ball-slapping hatefugg aftercare

Bidwell
Bidwell

sauce please

WebTool
WebTool

Is it just me has the amount of Jinxfaggotry dramatically increased over the past week or two. What the hell happened? Is Jinx the new Lulu?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Do you have a problem with it?
This. It is possible

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tfw this general will never be as fun as it was during E-sports as it was during imaqtpie, regi, and Saint phase

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Veeky Forums/thread/205058837#p205085245
Veeky Forums/thread/205058837#p205085683
Veeky Forums/thread/205058837#p205086370
AUTISTS EDITION
Won the promotions finally. If I didnt had to do it three times I would be Plat 3...
Why are Singed Mains so fucking based?
God bless them all

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Veeky Forums/thread/205058837#p205081864
Viktor sucks dick unless you're drastically better than most players. He needs way too much farm time to deal damage once you're past his level 2 all-in potential. Future's Market helps with this but it doesn't solve the problem fully. The upcoming Lost Chapter nerfs may actually put him into a healthy spot in midlane, so just wait a month and a half and try again.

His kit is inherently broken but his numbers are just terrible right now and his ult basically requires people to stand in it to do anything.

Veeky Forums/thread/205058837#p205082693
You can use Aery if you want to fight people in lane but past level 2 Viktor doesn't want to fight people in lane. FF gives Viktor a little sustain and synergizes hella well with his Q and an Iceborn. At like 3-4 items you becomes an unkillable demon king of kiting with 40% cdr, 2 movespeed bursts, 2 aoe slows and a fuckton of resistances.

phase rush
irredeemable shit and requires a combo to proc while FF goes off of just one auto. the extra laning stats from taking it as keystone don't matter since, again, Viktor doesn't want to fight past level 2.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Does Jinx have the best midriff in league?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

sauce is evil lyn from lego legends

SniperGod
SniperGod

This is accurate, because you'll be exhausted long before you've lost your ability to sustain an erection

Supergrass
Supergrass

enemy mid teleports to defend bot tower
enemy botlane somewhere in the bottom half
ping baron and rush toward it
jungler is running the opposite direction to do chickens

Inmate
Inmate

It's debatable.

t. Jinxfag

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tfw top lane getting nerfed out of relevance
can’t wait to have to feebly try to 1v9 on fucking maokai instead of just picking le orange man and barreling everyone to death regardless of how shit my teammates did

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Remember to flip your adc around bend her over a table slide her panties down and spread her legs wide so she can receives her reward DEEP inside her.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

How does Sona prevent her massive tits from bouncing out of her top when walking around?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Wich champ should I play if I want to feel like this the most?

StonedTime
StonedTime

No

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

And she'll make damn sure of it

SniperGod
SniperGod

You need to leave.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

because she floats you retard

RavySnake
RavySnake

She doesn't walk, she floats. Which is why she's so goddamn fat

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

She must walk at least sometimes Demacians kill magicians

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

She also won't let you pull out so you may as well accept it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Isn't Swain really just Vladimir?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

post yfw it''s gonna be one of those games
Team too afraid to start a fight when their Taric ults a teamfight

Booteefool
Booteefool

holy fuck

TreeEater
TreeEater

mf
leblonk
“no”

SniperWish
SniperWish


Rose, how badly do you wish you were Tristana?

FastChef
FastChef

Why is this rat so cute?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

sauce

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yes. YES. YESSSSS.

Emberfire
Emberfire

watching Dragonshit
Also, Singed

SniperGod
SniperGod

the game clearly wasnt snowbally enough
lets make sure that it snowballs even harder

MPmaster
MPmaster

jungle mundo dives zed at level 3 and gives him his bluebuff

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

yeah just not as good on multiple levels

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Implying
I just saved the pic.

happy_sad
happy_sad

because you're gay and he's your type

likme
likme

Demacians kill magicians
okay so explain how jarvan can call down a fucking giant magical sword
and lux

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

i will never be this autistic

Feels good.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Reminder to respect your support and protect her!!!

5mileys
5mileys

Normally I'm a tits fiend. We're talking regular trips to /d/ and /trash/ just to get my size fix. Girls that can touch their knees without bending over. Areolae fat enough to need two palms to cover. Nipples big enough to fill my grown man mouth.

But Jinx is the only girl for me in lol, I don't care about the others at all. Doesn't matter how big their bosoms are, they do absolutely zero for me and my dick. I only want Jinx.

That's how good Jinx is.

StonedTime
StonedTime

okay so explain how jarvan can call down a fucking giant magical sword
purity of will, faggot

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yup! I love twinks! Especially furry twinks.

Snarelure
Snarelure

at least it will force dragon fights now.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

HI IM GALIO IM A GIANT LIVING STATUE I WAS CREATED TO FUCK UP MAGIC USERS. IM THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE MAGIC PROBLEM
werent you like, created by magic
aren’t you using magic right now
ME GALIO ME SMASH

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

5 LP AWAY FROM PROMOS
LOSE 3 GAMES IN A ROW

AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

what should poorfag like me that doesnt own any skins waste his lunar tokens on?

viagrandad
viagrandad

This is only for the second elder drake and beyond, so it's hardly going to be a factor in most games.

RumChicken
RumChicken

reminder to say 'gg easy' so that your opponents take it easy after a good game

TechHater
TechHater

revel orbs

RumChicken
RumChicken

I wonder is Adcs like it rough? They do seem to enjoy falling over after one hit. Like they want to be man handled all the time.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Now imagine if Vi was flat and Jinx was stacked, would that not be so much better??

Imagine Vi being a flat but cute tomboy and Jinx is this thicc goddess who runs around in a skimpy leather brah thing and taunts Vi about having no assets

am I literally the ONLY person who thinks this is how it should have been?

5mileys
5mileys

Play cool champs to calm my anime autism
Feed

I guess I'll resign myself to trashy champs with no hype whatsoever.

Skullbone
Skullbone

walk orbs

Evilember
Evilember

Can someone explain what's going on with the bard on tyler1's stream? He keeps saying weird things in the chat like "2420toptp" or earlier he said "1350ad". What does this mean?
I've seen other players do this before, some number followed by something else?

TechHater
TechHater

reminder to tell your teammates to “kys” or “keep yourself safe” often, especially after they die in game

5mileys
5mileys

jin-air will be able to use this. as will the rest of korea.

Techpill
Techpill

summoner spell timers

Methnerd
Methnerd

being this newfag

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

time when summs are back up you stupid faggot

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I used to be like you, could only get off to big tits but Jinx gave me a small tit fetish and now I can only get off to petite girls

farquit
farquit

never post russian art again please

viagrandad
viagrandad

Watching streamers

Oh I see where you went wrong but that's an easy fix. Stop. Watching.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Is LS most current tier list still relevant? Specifically Darius top, is he good for learning the game?

Why hasn't he updated it yet?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

imagine being this bronze

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

when she makes this face and says "I'm ovulating."
I would never think about pulling out, fuck outta here with that shit

JunkTop
JunkTop

le tyler1
newfag question
its code for neck yourself

Emberburn
Emberburn

i used to be like you and still am, because i'm not a gay and/or pedophile

Illusionz
Illusionz

Same for me, but I tumbled down to loli and now I'm doing my best to get out of this hellhole.

Haven't been able to fap in the last 3 days despite watching the best webms from /gif/

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

FIX TOP LANE

girlDog
girlDog

tomboys are always better with tits
in fact vi should have even bigger tits so she can be embarrassed by her overly feminine body when she wants so badly to be respected

massdebater
massdebater

I will respect my support with a heart shaped box of chocolates!
I will protect my support with a heart patterned blanket!
Will you be my support?!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

you have to be master/challenger to handle the incredible complexity that is KLED
im actually audibly laughing

Playboyize
Playboyize

No.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Just play Annie buuuuuude t. ls
I doubt that at low elo the tier list really matters in terms of how powerful the champ is as it's point is just to tell you how well you can learn the game with them. So yeah Darius is probably still S-tier

TreeEater
TreeEater

Gold player here.

Who should I main to get out of here: Jax, Darius, Ornn, Illaoi, or Urgot?

Like all of these champs.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Yeah it is kinda tricky like that. Sometimes I feel guilty jacking it to porn of tiny girls cause it feels like I'm a pedo or something.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Whatever works for you, my dudes. I've got gigabytes of big titty on hand but Jinx will always have a special place of her own.

Cartoons aren't illegal unless you live in some unfree country of thought police
Might I recommend oppai loli

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Is this the SOYBOY item?

whereismyname
whereismyname

you literally have to be CHALLENGER, literally one of the TOP 200 PLAYERS IN YOUR REGION, the absolutle best of the best, to play:
fiora
taliyah
ahri
cassiopiea
space dragon
koggles
some people really think this video game is like, actually brain surgery

takes2long
takes2long

I just want to get off to normal girls like before.

now the only time I can get hard is either on mornings, or when I see someone posting loli lewds on any board.

hairygrape
hairygrape

POST THE SAME THING IN EVERY THREAD

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Bronze Real Hahahaha Nigga Pick Annie Like Nigga Don't Die Haha

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I hate this fucking word

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Might I recommend oppai loli
you might not

likme
likme

its basically lost all meaning at this point

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Gold
any of them would work, just learn that you can lose lane due to factors outside your control and play the fuck on

gold players will do nothing with that slight lead, just outplay them and regain the advantage mid game

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

why would it be

i dont understand what you’re trying to get at here

Methnerd
Methnerd

Oh no! Sona is a clumsy ditz and accidentally knocked over your drink with her oversized bust. What do you do?

SniperWish
SniperWish

I want to bully other male yordles with Kled!

MPmaster
MPmaster

it gets even worse.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Go get another.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Annie the best top laner in the game until platinum
What?

hairygrape
hairygrape

SORAKA
BUTT

whereismyname
whereismyname

soraka unicorn pussy

Supergrass
Supergrass

Big butt, so what?

girlDog
girlDog

best to learn the game. Not necessarily the most meta, but that doesn't matter until maybe plat

Skullbone
Skullbone

*toot*

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I hope riot reconsiders gutting gp barrels down to 25 seconds before popping.

Nujak

askme
askme

Only have mighty Jax
Want to main Jax
People will consider me a poorfag until I buy the last Jax skin.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

SORAKA HAS A HORSECOCK!!

askme
askme

you will never lick Leblanc’s well pedicured feet
You will never kiss her dainty, well manicured hand
You will never dance in a elegant ballroom with her
You will never carry her back to the room after she’s had too much to drink
She will never vomit on your shoes and request breakfast in bed
Why even live?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Veeky Forums/thread/205058837#p205087364
be plat in ranked using one champ in one role
unironically lose to silvers in lane and all over the map in normals
get asked how much i paid for the boost
what should i have said?

Emberburn
Emberburn

TSM is finished honestly, they should just draft shen top, ivern jungle, galio mid, lulu adc and janna support every game and just try to get my- i mean Bjergsens KDA as high as possible every game

eGremlin
eGremlin

lolhentai.net/index?/category/evelynn#&ui-state=dialog

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Why even live?
too lazy to kys myself

King_Martha
King_Martha

fucking this
and i wish there was more porn for vi

w8t4u
w8t4u

Laugh at her for being a clumsy bitch and then grab Jinx's whole thing of beer and pour it all over Sona's fat tits while we make fun of her being a thirsty cow. Then we leave her alone and buy ourselves another round so we can make out in a loud, sloppy manner somewhere she can see us.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Renekton is best top laner for learning with, mobility, simple combos to practice mechanics, no cost abilities. Sion and Tryndamere are pretty simple too.

Spamalot
Spamalot

play zyra
accidentally steal our jungler's red buff
hit level 2 as soon as i hit lane
oh god that was a slaughter

DeathDog
DeathDog

Why do people care so much what's reddit or not? I never ever browse that site and half the shit 4chan points out to be Reddit the reference goes completely over my head and I have no idea what they're talking about.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I've only been playing for 2 months desu no bullying. how on earth could 2420 be the time left to have a summoner spell up again? and why wouldn't they just press tab and click the enemy's summoning spell to ping it?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

umm he's too expensive sweetie

farquit
farquit

LeBlanc unable to hold her liquor
come on nigga

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

leashing the jungler
not staying in lane for that lvl 1 triple seeds cheese

likme
likme

This guy gets it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

So you're telling me no one has figured Swain out yet? Surely there's some build that works on him and we won't have to wait until Riot overbuffs him.

Tank build? Magic pen build? Maxing E first?

Emberfire
Emberfire

okay that last one is too disgusting friend

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

sleep tight porker

TreeEater
TreeEater

you're probably new here by your newfaggy post so i'll give you a hint: YOU are the reddit

JunkTop
JunkTop

they're actually the worst kind of faggots you can imagine. That said, reddit is still cancer.

SniperGod
SniperGod

nvm I think I get it now

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

found lilypichu
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5624442679e0b

viagrandad
viagrandad

2420
24:20
man that was hard

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

U have to be very accurate in high elo. Predict when enemy has ult, tp, flash and sheeit. one bad move can costs an inhib or the game

Emberburn
Emberburn

lilypichWHO?

DeathDog
DeathDog

fizz goes 0/9
D-D ONT B-E mEAn JUST A bA-A-AD gAEM
If i could go back in time i would hang riotlyte for making the community a bunch of mentally ill faggots

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Sorry if I scared you off Jinxbros she just makes me feel like letting loose and being a degenerate freak sometimes, you know how it is I'm sure

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

where am I gonna place lolg? 4-2 so far. was plat 3 last season. kinda nervous desu

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

getting so butthurt over one person you have to make a blogpost about it

based retarded anime poster

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

more

idontknow
idontknow

You telling me you aren't gonna be able to save up enough essence for Renekton until you're platinum?

Playboyize
Playboyize

jinx"""bros"""
jinxfags are women who like men

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

irelia

likme
likme

He needs every stat to be good, which means he pales to comparison to both the meta tanks and the off meta bruisers.

If you build damage you can do some good burst but you have no tools outside of incredibly meager healing to sustain yourself so you'll die incredibly quickly.

If you go tank you're just a worse cho/ornn with much less reliable damage and engage.

Going Pseudo means it takes 4+ items to be relevant.

Your poke costs way too much and you will easily be outraded by most toplaners as your kit is jumbled and shoddily crafted. Why do you have a long range, mediocre damage, long as fuck start up spell when everything else dictates you have to be very close (when compared to mages of Swains type).

Swain just doesnt have a place in the league as he is now.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

That's Ahri
Irelia would have a tighter midriff

Flameblow
Flameblow

Top lane is fucked

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

only because ahri's womb is permanently swollen with half breed babies
not a fair comparison

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Best girl.
Best cupcakes.
Best wife.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Then I guess I'm a woman

cum2soon
cum2soon

Pretty sure the fighting sword girl is going to be more fit than Ahri

Techpill
Techpill

Why do you have a long range, mediocre damage, long as fuck start up spell when everything else dictates you have to be very close (when compared to mages of Swains type)
they wanted to bring players' imagination of swain into real life idiot
that's why it's called VISION OF EMPIRE because he's a fucking VISIONARY of an EMPIRE

eGremlin
eGremlin

How do I make this game fun again?
Where should I go for art besides these threads, pixiv, and tumblr?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

If you wanna feel like her, take your pick.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

askme
askme

I really like how ingenious hunter with seraphs, hextech glp, and zhonyas feels.

Your w isn't really a combat spell, like yeah it does damage but it's like complaining about not being able to kill people with Ashe's hawkshot.

SniperWish
SniperWish

jinxfags are women
Women don't have penises.

Playboyize
Playboyize

forced to top
pick someone with mana
enemy laner has no mana
what the FUCK HOW IS THIS FAIR

TechHater
TechHater

PTA or fleet foot for adcs?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Shut up, Ed

Emberfire
Emberfire

pta is shit on everyone but udyr

w8t4u
w8t4u

warwick
xin
anyone that unga bunga autos
bad

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

it's good on Lucian as far as ADCs go. also good on Trist if you're in bronze and no one respects the level 2 all in

viagrandad
viagrandad

lane against morgan top
faggot just pools and stands there
can't get close for trades because the snare hitbox is half the lane
never runs out of mana because of balanced codex
just pools
and stands there
still ends up 80 cs behind somehow
why do people play boring champions?

massdebater
massdebater

So he's basically hot garbage. I was testing him out in practice mode and even with items his Q does pathetic damage and doesn't restore enough mana to justify using it on creeps.

If all his abilities scaled off soul fragments and his passive didn't have a high CD he could be decent

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

HOW DO I SUPPORT WITH SION, THE UNDEAD BIGGERNAUT

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Tell me, what type of music do you listen to while playing?

SniperGod
SniperGod

he doesn't take predator and relentless hunter on WW to become the fastest killing machine

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

ping im going to start herald
toplane dives vlad
dies
pings me
"ur braindead"
enemy takes herald
"see braindead"
Fuck toplaners

Illusionz
Illusionz

None, and you need to stop posting my gf

MPmaster
MPmaster

that panty trace
A R T I S T

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This. What kind of degenerate eats where they sleep?

Soft_member
Soft_member

top laners have singlehandedly been the leading cause in my ranked losses this season, and the adcs fucking suck in this elo

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

about to play Lee Sin in ranked should I go full crit or full AP?

WebTool
WebTool

/u/Fret13103

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

dude Akali with two dashes instead of three lmao

when is this piece of shit getting reworked?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Wanting another rework after seeing what was done to Swain

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

full shield build (ardent, mikael, redemption) and max your shield first

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I can't wait for them to get rid of this braindead "dash and do damage" mechanic

getting a kill only landing ONE skillshot is ridiculous

Illusionz
Illusionz

All my losses recently have been toplaners feed the gnar or the midlane loses mid turret to a roaming Malphite

RavySnake
RavySnake

Her dash isn't unstoppable and she has no CC

Inmate
Inmate

WHY DOES TOP AND JUNGLE KEEP FEEDING

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

I'M GONNA GET DEMOTED

Skullbone
Skullbone

diana has no CC
E
??????? her dash isn't unstoppable but who has a point and click stun? They got rid of tarics.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I switched from top of jungle as I climbed through Silver and I realized why Silver jungers never seemed to go top. The fucking top laners at that elo have something beyond autism

TechHater
TechHater

Bud I get you're new posting around here, but she's always been mine

Meta sama. They don't have anything else like that, just random doodles.

Soft_member
Soft_member

leona

SniperWish
SniperWish

Top laners are the fucking worst, every fucking game while the enemy team picks something like GP, Illaoi, Tahm Kench, Camille, Darius, I'll get some piece of shit heimerdinger or garen, for fucks sake stop it.

I once got a full AD irelia mid, but it wasn't the proper build, she had a fucking BT and hydra

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Maybe!

Emberburn
Emberburn

experience of yasuo: changed

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

TFW born minority
TFW will never get good because my IQ is lower than white and yellow people
TFW couldn't be born an outlier.

Feels trash man.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Diana's dash will reach her target before leona can even think to stun her, I mentioned Taric's stun because it had mid range, and travel time, so he could stun without having to move very far from the squishy. Plus neither of them are mid laners, so whoever is mid and doesn't have a dash and high burst is fucked? Lots of skill. I ban Akali every game and luckily barely any retard plays Diana.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Have a feeding ass Jax that had the jungler camping for him and was still barely getting shit done
Complained all game about how he was getting camped and how no one was doing anything
We win the game more or less in spite of him
Fucking Hashinshin Jr. jesus christ. What is with these fuckheads seriously.

House
youtube.com/watch?v=GbYyoNo9P28

Warwick
Xin Zhao
Shyvana
Jax

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

gank for a yasuo top
get him super fed
hes atleast 4kgold ahead of everyone
tries to 1v5 the enemy
enemy has point and click cc
doesnt buy QSS
throws his huge lead
becomes super toxic and flames everyone
Lol

cum2soon
cum2soon

Best waifu

takes2long
takes2long

taking PTA on WW

hairygrape
hairygrape

I mean she has no CC to stop you from knocking up her when she tries to ult you. Just pick anyone with a knock up and time it properly it will make her waste her ultimate for literally 0 damage.

Stun doesn't work (unless it has knockdown like veigar or ashe) you want knock up. Like Azir or something.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'll give you hand holdings!

SniperWish
SniperWish

Except, you know, Ashes hawkshot costs zero mana, compared to Swains starting 90 and grants vision across the map it travels while having the same duration.

If it isnt a combat spell, then what the fuck is it, it takes way too long to actually cc to be used as a chase tool, its use of vision is near impossible early unless you want to run out of mana within 4 casts.

Swain is is a bundle of different ideas that dont merge well together. His W just doesnt belong in his kit in its current state. One interesting change ive seen would be to make it like his old W, a long winded snare at the cost of range but gaining much more practicality. From that they could enhance is E, so if it hits an enemy in his W they are instantly snared or pushes enemies towards his snare if it senses it.

Actually makes him seem like a tactician instead a spammy close ranged mage with one random long ranged ability.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

No one is fucking taking Predator on Warwick.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

taking PTA on WW when you don't even build attack speed and your entire build is tank

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

hey man can you fuck my wife
asking for a friend

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What else? Dark harvest is longstacking, predator isn't needed with w, aftershock compared to precision/domination sacrifices a lot of ganking power and clear speed but I guess if you aim to be as tanky as possible late it's passable, but still you won't because of your kit and the fact that you have tiamat+cinderhulk, and it's duration is too short to matter anyway.

FastChef
FastChef

Have built in attack speed steroid and auto resets/on-hit applying ability
Burst squishies down to finish them off with your ramped up aa speed due to PtA and Cinderhulk
Win duels in general against other people
Warwick is not fucking Hecarim he is actually very good in protracted engagements.

Inmate
Inmate

WILL YOU PROVE WORTHY?

eGremlin
eGremlin

wtf do people even run on udyr now

Flameblow
Flameblow

Probably not...

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

W is so fucking wonky, I always stop if I'm not directly on the red line (???) at least with predator I can speed across the map to counter gank or get to an objective, or make sure the enemy doesn't escape. I have literally never lost with this method.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Balance team

Methshot
Methshot

obtained enslavement

WebTool
WebTool

Riot literally can not stop sucking midlane dick whether it's AD assassins or AP mages
liable to be 7 seasons of this now

Evilember
Evilember

PTA

Suggesting Predator because you don't know how Warwick's W works
It all makes sense.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Pta and atkspeed don't have synergy past the point of procing it (and WW can easily). PTA has synergy if you have decent fixed damage which isn't increasing by other ways such as WW passive, Q, or cinder burn. When your W aspd kicks in it amps passive and titty hydra number of applications, and their damage is amped up by PTA. Also a bit of aspd is far better on ww than ad/ap so precision wins by basestats.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

did all of the missions and got the golden revel token because I thought it gave the warring kingdoms skin, and I wanted warring kingdoms garen, but it just gives the chroma
I should have known

askme
askme

mfw im a silver shitter and im top 100 taliyah on my server

SniperGod
SniperGod

yeah you should have spent 2 seconds researching the event before you fucked it up
must be tough being a retard

w8t4u
w8t4u

I do know how WWs w works and combined with predator I am unstoppable

you might as well not take it at all. utility is better. it's not like before these retarded rune pages anybody took something remotely similar to pta on ww

Evilember
Evilember

i had it and now i have the big boy chroma

lmao now i can laugh at green peasants

Soft_member
Soft_member

You'll get used to it. Predator literally isn't needed and a total waste of keystone for WW. I guess with predator you could just meme it up with long-ass ults maybe, but that's it. WW has zero problems closing in and that's predators main purpose.

JunkTop
JunkTop

it's not like before these retarded rune pages anybody took something remotely similar to pta on ww
They took Fervor on WW you ninny

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Have you tried stacking mana and just farming out lane?

Nojokur
Nojokur

quinn looks genuinely happy here

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHE'S MINE!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

she looks like a dead doll

FastChef
FastChef

I KNEW IT
All taliyahfags ARE third worlders
She reminds them of the prime rapebait strutting on their still developing roads

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You're supposed to name this image
voyboy_on_crs_.jpg

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I've only ever seen predator on hecarim, but that's becaue of hecarims passive
I've been playing ww since release and rework
i main jg
have high winrate with him over the seasons 80-100% winrates

I've never taken fervor on ww sooooooooooo

happy_sad
happy_sad

I want her to sit on my lap

Evilember
Evilember

I was thinking about smut involving the goat. Lux or riven?

FastChef
FastChef

after_lucian_nuts_inside.jpg

SniperGod
SniperGod

Yeah it's not like anybody took fervor on ww which is the most similar rune to pta (amping your dps in prolonged fights), and ww is actually one of the few champs who prefers pta over fervor since his passive or q or titty don't have ad ratios. The only downside is pta stays on the target instead of on you but that's you gotta live with.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Lux

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

involving the goat
What?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Lets just say im hypothetically bronze 5. Should i be playing wukong adc if thats my best champ?
I mean what do i have to lose....

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

To shit on adhd kiddies who go crazy if they arent to all-in at least once every 20 seconds.

You don't know the hot feel of baiting some retard into all-ining you under tower and dying purely because he didn't have the patience to just farm and outscale.

girlDog
girlDog

"Anon you better eat my phat ass right now or I'm giving you a beatdown!"

how do you respond?

King_Martha
King_Martha

is it really possible to be stuck in b5? i mean, unless you're a 9yo or a legit retard.

Bidwell
Bidwell

take the beatdown and then get "forced" to eat her ass

Snarelure
Snarelure

Why is she so cute?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Before the rune changes I had a Sion page with full regen and resistances just for people like that. I'd start the game with 6.8 HP regen per second without the doran's shield passive going.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

So what does it matter what winrates you have or who you main or what you take. Check op.gg for actual high elo ww mains and see what they take, if you want their reasoning - we gave you most of it. Predator is redundant, precision base stats are best, this leads to better early impact which leads to gold and objectives which leads to won games, that's the gist of it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Yeah being an ADD kid is so much better than an ADHD kid.

Emberburn
Emberburn

smells like wet dog

FastChef
FastChef

Well you aren't everyone else. Fervor was the most common keystone on Warwick and PtA is a natural evolution of that.

Also Skarner can run Predator.

Booteefool
Booteefool

nigga wat

Soft_member
Soft_member

Because cuteness is directly proportional to lewdness and tightness

girlDog
girlDog

Just like me then.
Good

takes2long
takes2long

Always go targon brace so you can stack W
If they have no sustain you adc has some kind of poke and you're confident on your skillshots go comet and max E first avoid hitting to many minions when you don't want to push the wave but you can use it to pressure them under the turret after you've won the lane
If they have sustain or your adc has a weak early game max W and wait for ganks or other opportunities to engage
If you get ganked in a way there is no escape for you and your carry do everything you can to get killed first so you can use your passive

Snarelure
Snarelure

there is no such thing as adc. there are different lanes you can start the game in though. if you want to go bot with wukong then go nuts. it doesn't mean you're going to be building ie-shiv-rfc.

Firespawn
Firespawn

lux is boring

riven being a noxian alone makes it worth reading

RumChicken
RumChicken

come back and play an aram
against a Wukong with Swain one trick name
its Wukong on aram so its one sided shit show
he's spamming and shit talking entire game
ah what the hell I'll report him
apparently we all did
got a report notification after game
look at his account
M7 Swain
hasn't played a normal game or ranked since Swain rework
nothing but ARAM
So long I guess?

takes2long
takes2long

actual elo is apparently somewhere in high gold low plat
ranked elo and rank is in bronze where I placed
tfw too scared to play ranked so I'm forever bronze even though I could probably carry myself to at least gold if I could play it
How did you anons with rankedxiety get over it?

Supergrass
Supergrass

play ranked flex where it's a clown fiesta every game and it doesn't matter because it's flex lol. (but you still get rewards if you get gold!)

SniperWish
SniperWish

Okay. Slow-paced or "consensual but she won't walk straight for a week" smut?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

just play because if you're really "high gold low plat" you're like a god in bronze

you should be able to 1v9 literally every single game

whereismyname
whereismyname

So should I start posting Soraka or what?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Damn right

happy_sad
happy_sad

Am I the only one who hates ever Lux main ? enemy or ally I try to make their game miserable

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

there's no way your "actual elo" is low plat/high gold if you freshly placed in bronze. look at the players you're playing with/against (in the same queue where you ranked). post op.gg and screenshot to prove me wrong.

eGremlin
eGremlin

no u

Wow

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

year of the dog
random Lux skin
J4 gets a new skin
its a shitty grimdark Nightblue skin
We'll never get Grand Crusader or King Jarvan IV skin will we?

Nojokur
Nojokur

I had a Malz send in his voidlings alone. Easy lane.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yes

MPmaster
MPmaster

swain """"""""""Support""""""""""

Skullbone
Skullbone

And I also want to add that runes arent the end of all, their impact is much smaller than a lot people think especially in such a versatile role as jungle especially until you get really high and enemy junglers will start to punish you for stupid picks. Run whatever the fuck you want, just don't delude yourself into thinking it's the best and accept that it's mostly suboptimal setup which you just happen to like.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Guess ribbon will be next. You can propose a partner for her if you'd like. And pick dawnbringer or bunny. I'm partial to the bunny for lewd though. I like heats.

whereismyname
whereismyname

No Futa that shit is gayer then traps, just use a dildo

Good

Soft_member
Soft_member

I always use Vel'Koz against lux mid. It's so satisfying to kill her with your whole combo

Skullbone
Skullbone

As much as I like the slow-paced approach, it has to be walking funny for Lux. Love to see how she'll try to explain it to people.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Source?

askme
askme

I hate degenerates

idontknow
idontknow

Bunny Riven
idk who'd be a cuserically good partner for her that's also female

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

This is also why Dark Lux is the best Elementalist form

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Well your in the wrong place to hangout then.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I don't understand people who use gay like it's supposed to be a negative quality for fapfiction. So what?

TechHater
TechHater

Why doesn't hashinshin just play another role if he hates top so much?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

melee only ranged = fgt

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Flex sounds awful honestly, and I have no friends to play with (which is the only thing that would make it worth playing)

I placed bronze the first time I played ranked a few seasons ago (when I was a legit fresh level 30). I haven't played a single game of ranked since then, but have continued playing and improving in normals. I'm sure if I played ranked now I wouldn't place bronze, but I can't.

farquit
farquit

THE WORLD'S SECOND MOST HATED JUNGLER BY HASHINSHIN.

Wow, Metroid, very smooth. Very clever and very original of you to piggyback off the infamy of another league personality. I am excited to see more of this hard-hitting intense youtube content from the channel. I literally cannot WAIT even a SINGLE second more for the next SICK vid that descends from your editor like the voice of god descending from heaven. I am literally slurping these vids right up like milk from Sona's tits. Keep it right up.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Canon isn't really going to be important. I mean the only canon I know about riven is that she was "the exile" on release, and that she has a hateboner for Noxus. I tend to think more of "what does my dick says", and then I only change it if I can't make it work.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I heard my main was playable again, is this true?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I think their hope is that by saying that something is gay will somehow magically stop other people from liking it. Adversely, it could just be their way of copping with something they can't/refuse to understand.

farquit
farquit

We'll soon fix that.

It's negative if you don't want dick girls

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is tree man fun?

TechHater
TechHater

when you haven't taken any amphetamines in the last 30 minutes so that's the best reply you can come up with

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

How do you play slow games? I just had one where first blood wasn't till 9 minutes. The first tower taken was around 13 minutes, and the game lasted 35 minutes. Obviously the game ended at a pretty normal time, but everything inbetween felt really awkward, especially as a jungler who is used to snowballing.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

top 3 jg

5mileys
5mileys

get lux on my team
give her blue and camp her lane (enemy was azir)
she still dies
never roams like I ask
stays mid all game until teamfights where she kses a couple of kills
I fuckign hate ALL luxes without steel legion

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

But girl on girl is gay by definition.

MPmaster
MPmaster

porn isn't hot unless it's in-character desu

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

he's pretty macro based, if you're into that

he's a bit like if Nunu and Janna had a baby, just abuse your insane clear speed and gank like crazy, pissing off every laner and forcing objectives

then late game just shield your hypercarry and send daisy at theirs for ez wins

I used him to jungle when levelling a new account before runes reforged and fell in love with him, took him to plat before they finally nerfed him into trash tier

he's neat, comfy

Emberburn
Emberburn

macro based
I'm shit, what does this mean?

TechHater
TechHater

Means you need an 8-button mouse with programmable macros. Just be careful because you might get banned for it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Does filling over and over stacks? Like, if I play 5 filled games can I play 10 autofill protected games next?

viagrandad
viagrandad

In-character no-one would shag anyone except the turbo-sluts though. And it's not like they're consistent. Personally I'm okay with liberties as long as it doesn't go AGAINST what they're supposed to be. Otherwise you can't enjoy anything 99% of the time.

askme
askme

lmao

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

so you're unranked and haven't played ranked in multiple seasons, not "i'm plat but the game is says i'm bronze". you could be bronze or plat but no one knows until you place and play a significant amount of games (say, 50-100 over the course of a whole season). given that your placements are essentially fresh at this point, i'm going to guess you'll place in high silver after 10 games (don't worry, you probably already know that fresh placements mean just about nothing.)

normals mean nothing though. i unironically lose to silvers in normals and i've been plat multiple seasons in a row because i only spam one role in ranked.

askme
askme

Yes but the difference is that most males love watching girl on girl which in our minds is not gay. Until one of them have a dick. That makes it gay because we believe it is unnatural and you're ruining a good girl with our disgusting genitalia. If we want to see a Dick fucking a hot girl we'll watch normal porn.

Remember. It's not gay to us until someone puts a dick or dress on it.

Techpill
Techpill

I'm not that anon but for me at least the character has to be acting like the character they actually are.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Macro is the opposite of micro. Where micro is high apm in a screen-wide area, macro is reading the map to know where to go when to be effective.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

That's retarded. ff & futa/f & futa/futa & futa/trap & trap/f are all hot to me, full stop. No need to think about it any harder than that, the dick goes where the dick wants anon.

RavySnake
RavySnake

more of these options involve dicks than the ones that don't
You're gay

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I'd also like to shill Glacial Augment on Ivern

Fuck Aery, your shields are good enough but as if Iverns toplane ganks weren't disgusting enough, now you get a free frozen mallet effect. It's fucking disgusting

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Yes but the difference is that most males love watching girl on girl
Speak for yourself, that shit is fucking boring.

Skullbone
Skullbone

What does the depths of sonas cleavage smell like after a long recital?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING GROUP DESPITE US BEING MASSIVELY AHEAD AND HAVING AN INITIATE LIKE SION

Then again Sion was fucking dogshit so I don't know what the fuck I was expecting. Literal dogshit enemy team winning because they actually played like a team and no amount of asking people to group and stop trying to get picks in unwarded jungles would fucking stop them.

This is fucking plat too which is what makes this worse.

Booteefool
Booteefool

/lolg/ is talking about the logistics of futa again

Somethings never change.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Perfection

viagrandad
viagrandad

But that's gay Son and or Daughter. You're just being a pushy minority pushing their gay shit on people who just want no dicks other then their own dicks

SniperWish
SniperWish

objectively correct

real girl on girl is also hard to come by, watching porn stars pretend they give a shit just isn't good regardless of sexuality

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The thing is, this can describe a range of behaviors depending on your tolerance. Like if the story takes two characters and put them in a couple, different people will or won't go along with it. Some will say no, simply because they aren't a couple. Some will say no, because their interactions don't conform with their ideas of the characters. But the latter are divided: for example it could be because the story disregards the character's character entirely, or because the authors tried to reconcile the premise and their characters but the reader disagreed.

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw I made that top post
I forgot about that.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

doing placements
entire team are jg mains
jg champion pools with the occasional shit pick like vayne yasuo
loses in their games when they didn't get the lane they are normally in
riot is probably autofilling entire teams and we don't even know it

DeathDog
DeathDog

Yeah I agree it's subjective. For me I only really care if a character is totally out-of-character and just seems like someone else in that body.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

gay
not bi
Shitposting aside, your opinion on the sexuality of it really isn't my problem. I'm not pushing anything onto you, you can just -not- read what you don't like.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I like your science Damn good laugh

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

most males love watching girl on girl
In theory? Yes. In practice? It's probably the dullest genre of pornography out there. I don't really know why, but I think it has something to do with the directors thinking along the lines of
hey let's do a lesbo movie
okay cool, how should we shoot it with no money shot?
uh, just do 40 minutes of foreplay
And bam, you have like 90% of all lesbian porn ever.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Missed oportunity for the legendary 3 solo lanes

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw you play jungle
tfw you snowball some lanes with ganks
tfw you manage the enemy jungler effectively
tfw you control early objectives
tfw you make good calls on baron
tfw you don't miss smites
tfw you guide your team to closing out games quickly

no better feel

alternatively

tfw you play jungle
tfw all lanes INT before you even finish first clear
tfw all lanes perma shoving
tfw rage

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Time flies when your having fun.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Who is the artist for this image? I want to get the full image.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why is everyone picking Lucian? What the fuck is this trend. The moment lane phase ends he becomes fucking worthless and I keep getting losses because of it and it's infuriating.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I heard it somewhere I can't remember, I never bothered to check if it's actually true but it sounded plausible enough (I remember in sexed way back in high school they said the primitive part of the brain just sees potential sex as potential sex, or something like that) and I felt like making a shitpost.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Quints

I bet it's white

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Pull down her pants and get to it

Spamalot
Spamalot

because he's fun to play my silver brother. carry harder

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Buffs, also many players generally think that Lucian is fun.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm in fucking plat II.

Methnerd
Methnerd

retards saw "lucian buff" in the patch notes, ignored it and picked lucian without building crit

tho desu even if they did build crit he'd still be worthless

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I had a really good Lucian yesterday that I supported and we dumpstered the enemy team

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

team would be too stupid to follow up

Lunatick
Lunatick

Time flies when your having fun.
That it does.
By the way, it's white
Also nice quints!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

quints
BEHOLD THE POWER OF HORSECOCK!!!

It's obviously Soraka enjoying a nice and big banana.

askme
askme

predictions on placement? 5-2 so far, was plat 3 last split

DeathDog
DeathDog

I bet it's really warm and has a really satisfying thickness to it. I imagine you could really feel it pool into your belly after she orgasms, pleasantly suffusing you with warm happiness.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

quints on some dumb shit like this

Inmate
Inmate

We dumpstered them in laning phase but outside of laning phase all the team had to do was jump him with his short ass range and no amount of peel could do anything when I'm the only one actively trying.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

how many times can I dodge in placements befoe they lower my elo

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

You didn't answer my question though, it's clear that she's enjoying a banana.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I have that fucking Ferris' sand canyon video stuck in my head since yesterday

happy_sad
happy_sad

link opgg

Flameblow
Flameblow

What cataclysm is the blue man talking about?

TechHater
TechHater

Hahahahahahahahaha

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Bi
Maybe this is a issue of perspective because even then that's still gay doesn't matter if you're fucking girls. You're still fucking guys too. And yes it is pushing because you lot are going on with the whole Horse cock thing.

The artist is call Kanel. I google image it and it led me to e621 so like yeah

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

leblanc looks genuinely happy here

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I was Taric so I was literally all the peel in one

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

pantheon spamming rick and morty memes in bloodmoon
report him for hatespeech just for fun
Instant feedback report after next game
to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand what constitutes toxic behavior

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

so protect him and kite backward bronzie. or play brand, steal all the kills, and 1v9

Evilember
Evilember

straight people tend to not like gay things

King_Martha
King_Martha

6 game win streak
one win away from promos
riot decides to give me shitters for the next 5 games
now I'm in danger of getting demoted
again

FastChef
FastChef

LeBlanc is always happy when she's showing off.
She probably has some sexually tormented guy in that box as well

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

go to pick something in ranked
it's banned by my team
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M SO TILTED RIGHT NOW
I'M INTING
FUCK THIS
I'M INTING
FUCK
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE EEVRYTHING I PLAY IS ALWAYS BANENED
WHO THE FUCK BANNS SHEN

farquit
farquit

people self-inserting as the champions they play as even though the champions are aware there's someone controlling them and refer to you as "summoner"

WebTool
WebTool

m-muh team is holding me b-back!!1!
Conquer your inner bronze, my son. You are the only constant.

Soft_member
Soft_member

illaoi is so fucking cancerous
don't come close to me in lane or you lose 1/4th of your hp
don't come close to me in team fights unless you want to feed me an ace
don't run away from me because my tentacle shit will spawn everywhere and disorient everyone

Booteefool
Booteefool

just carry harder bro

How the fuck am I supposed to win a game with 2/9 Vi jungle and 1/7 shen top

takes2long
takes2long

playing morgana supp
it Q and it's game over

Well lads, this champ is the definition of anti fun

SniperWish
SniperWish

agreed
she would actually be fun to play against if her hitboxes were better

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Link your opgg. Let's see how well you're doing in all areas.

idontknow
idontknow

Meh. I really couldn't care less about being gay or not gay anon, I only ever think of meatspace when I count the steps to wizardhood. I also think that's you're really taking taking writefaggotry way too seriously for what it is. You're only acting like as though we're pushing you because your tastes don't have as many/vocal representatives anon. Do you also think the gayfags or furries are pushing you? Personally I really don't, I just hide their posts because I don't like them.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Then use Lux if you have guts

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Here's some panties. I hope that can cheer you up.

DeathDog
DeathDog

she's only cancerous if you're bad at the game

Emberburn
Emberburn

Sure, here you go
na.op.gg/summoner/userName=doublelift

shimipan

Killing myself tonight

Nojokur
Nojokur

Predictable. It's always shitters who believe in external loci of control. Git gud instead of blaming your team. There's no grand conspiracy against you while thousands of other players are climbing to diamond and beyond, you stupid bronze dipshit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Evelynn doesn't call you anything

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

When i see supp lux it triggers me, please stop

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

someone on the enemy team was talkin mad shit
absolutely shitstomp them after turning the game around when they had some bad drag/baron calls
toss a thumbs up
He all chats "skilless nigger"
report him because I know that auto sets off a word filter and instantly get a feedback notification
I feel bad but at the same time feels good

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Awwww, how cute.
Unlike you I fukken love playing her as supp, must be the fact that I just started playing again after five years out of League because reasons.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

is this the new meme? when you get called out for having shitty opinions and asked for an op.gg to prove it you just give out a top challenger players?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

wtf is a summoner
u mean like flash and tp and shit?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

start playing again
enemy Cait gets kills
with just bloodthirster she can stand there and tank all damage
her Karma sits on her whole game and shields her for over half her HP bar
accuses me of missing skill shots
landed a full combo on her and it didn't break Karma shield
she uses a stop watch 35 minutes into the game and saves herself
Is this who Riot panders too? These idiots who play one of the strongest roles in the game with the most support who do nothing but cry about how weak they are despite having cheap zhonyas actives throughout the entire game?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

jungler comes top despite minions being under tower and running past another wave of minions to die and lose the lane for me
lux never pushes her lane so the enemy roams all game
somehow lucian and janna are also feeding
Sick of this shit game. You never get just one retard on your team; It's always either four apes or four Korean challenger smurfs so all you can do is pray you win the matchmaking coin flip.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Do they really though? In my experience most of them don't give a shit. They only really get up in arms when their weekly amount of working hours is on the table.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You shouldn't and the best part is you're gonna get a key for it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

stopwatch rewards aggression and makes the game better brainlet

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

get a support lux
they always have the elem skin
they always pick lux into shit like Leona, Ali or Thresh
they always feed unnecessary kills to the enemy bot lane

Coincidentally, you start to see a lot more Lux support when Lux gets a new skin. Fun that.

askme
askme

agreed, but they should buff the domination and resolve secondaries so ADCs aren't basically forced to take stopwatch as the only viable secondary rune setup. I love the outplay potential, but builds feel very linear atm

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

rewards aggression
as an adc
rewards
aggression

????

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

people still pick Kalista

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

how to Karma top?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

you really can't be this stupid, right?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Don't.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

rewards regression
Its a get out mistake free card. Want to dive on the high damage target? Sorry I have a zhonyas active 6 minutes into the game.

This thing punishes aggression. You can't make a play without some idiot using stopwatch

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Assume the position.

Skullbone
Skullbone

floats around awkwardly dealing no damage and healing for nothing

quite the tactician swain is

Emberfire
Emberfire

I play Lux because Thresh is literal easy mode desu anon.
yeah, I also have the Empress skin. She's cute as fuck so I had to have it

Lunatick
Lunatick

elaborate bronzie

MPmaster
MPmaster

You play best girl support

cum2soon
cum2soon

udyr VU when

Emberburn
Emberburn

it's the tactic of being ep*c as fr**k!

Nojokur
Nojokur

How to Karma top
think of the most annoying items you can buy.
Buy them
????????
Maybe win

hairygrape
hairygrape

6 tog veigar going positive
I'm sorry what?

Methshot
Methshot

no
ok now what
bitch role

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

2013?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

lets take swains entire identity of being an annoying aoe constant regening asshole and just fucking butcher him

honestly super happy about it but super unhappy looking at that useless piece of shit in my games, he doesnt do anything anymore and people want to play him top/jungle

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

dude bronze lmao
not even going to argue with you. you smell like bronze.

5mileys
5mileys

People in base at the end of the game sell their items and buy tears or mobis to make it seem like they trolled all game.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Noxians will never claim this

Firespawn
Firespawn

god when is fiddle drain getting reworked

its his shittiest ability but i fucking love crowstorm

Methnerd
Methnerd

wow cant believe you called me bronze as an arguement
your bronze btw

you cant make this shit up

RavySnake
RavySnake

you got me, I'm bronze. so what's your argument? I'm genuinely interested in understanding what provoked your hostile autism

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Open yourself to the starlight.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Fid is just obsolete in general. He's from an earlier era of the game.

Spamalot
Spamalot

floats around awkwardly dealing no damage and healing for nothing

Thought you were talking about Bard there.

Playboyize
Playboyize

this bottom post
10/10

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Bard
No dmg
are you kidding me? his meeps deal more dmg than a 20/0 Jayce's shock blast

Skullbone
Skullbone

Give numbers buffs
Now he floats around menacingly dealing damage and healing for shit loads

the kit is salvageable, he just needs tuning

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

people disconnecting every game
people with 3k+ ping
people taking 20 years to load the game

Tired of these turd worlders infesting NA. Wish I could play on the Yuropoor servers.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I think the Rank 1 Challenger NA plays a lot of Ivern or something like that.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

implying

EUW is a hell of spanish people you don't want to experience, I'd take beaners over them any day

Inmate
Inmate

At level one, sure. After that he does fuck all.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Why is she so perfect bros....

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

be climbfag
roommate plays league
wants to CLIMB
adc who needs a support
dont have it in me to tell him no
play taric
carry the team
notice one game im getting more kills than him
fuckinghow.png
switch off to meme shit and secondary supports to provide him average support in bronze 5
so hell learn he needs to carry
now on a 7 game loss streak
hes averaging 2 kills per game
getting bored of losing
just go memeshit
keep losing
he blames "muh team" for every loss
"anon this is the shit ive got to deal with in bronze v"
tell him i was bV last summer
CLIMB as support
"well yeah healers are easy"
0 games on janna sona lulu or raka on my main
jesus christ this elo

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I have to agree with you, we Spaniards mostly are absolute crap.

Lunatick
Lunatick

start playing league some time ago
eager to find a champ I can truly call my own
try the various cute girl champions as they rotate through f2p each week
none of them really resonate with me
not too worried, there are still lots of them I haven't tried
fast forward to present where I've tried many of them multiple times and none of them are really brand new anymore
the ones I do like are something I'll play for 2-3 games and then want to change it up
I just want that girl I can play endlessly and never want to play anything else ever again
there are only 4 or 5 left I've never played but given my track record what are the chances one of them will be that needle in the haystack
just wanted to find that girl champ that I feel like I'm one with, can pick into anything and have fun and do well
its looking like that dream is just that
I'll find her one day, r-right?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Make an analogy for your main

bonus points for food analogies

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

He's like leftover pizza from the day before. He's not great, but still OK, and he's not really a bad choice if you don't want to put in too much effort.

Nojokur
Nojokur

be me
be on EUNE
no spaniards and french cunts, only slav bros and greek faggots

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I just pretend I'm not Spaniard and anyway I'm not a toxic player so...
Shit works.

TechHater
TechHater

He's like a beef stew. I put a lot of time and effort into this stew to make it taste amazing. But then the meta shifted and now people just go to the market and buy some instant stovetop stew while calling mine the same thing.

RumChicken
RumChicken

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR SUPPORT STEPS OUT OF LINE?

likme
likme

Gangplank?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You bite the pillow and push back bitch.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

ding ding ding

hairygrape
hairygrape

He's a maki sushi roll, literally no one wants it because every other roll does things better than him, and the chef refuses to do anything to make it special.
It gets to the point that people who eat it have to add shit that wasn't meant to go on maki rolls just to make it worth eating.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Bite back!!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

viktor or tryndamere?

MPmaster
MPmaster

smite Tryn cheese actually works in retard elo
People just fall apart if they're jungle paths get obstructed

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Tryn is close, but at least Riot buffed him recently.

My main hasn't had any individual patch change since patch 7.22

likme
likme

I'm legitimately surprised that Neace was pulling it off consistently in plat and diamond

Nojokur
Nojokur

disagree with someone
call them bronze
instantly win the argument and btfo them out
champs for this feel?

massdebater
massdebater

CHILLY MITTEN -> ARMOR ITEM -> MORE TANK SHIT MAYBE A GRAIL

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

then it revolves back round to the problems i mentioned before. Everyone else that would take Swains position can do a much better job at it. His ultimate is useless against any enemy that can dash or walk away, his damage is mediocre unless heavily invested in (at which point he becomes a Lissandra without a move spell or invincibility) so he will just get decimated.

Then, if you stalled out the lane with versus a tank, the enemy wins by default as mao and Ornn and Cho will do far more every fight than swain could ever hope to accomplish, even if you build tank.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

here's a food analogy for my main!

idontknow
idontknow

Why does riot refuse to make zhonyas active into a summoner spell?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

thank you friend

massdebater
massdebater

Here's one for my two favorite champs.
Jinx and Sona

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

they considered it for barrier at one point, for like 0.5s

Techpill
Techpill

play kled mid
it works
UMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOLBABYLONS?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

NO RESPONSE

Inmate
Inmate

YOU SHOULD REALLY PLAY HER MID THOUGH SO YOU CAN ZOOM AROUND THE MAP AT MAXIMUM WARP AND MAKE SICK PLAYZZ

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'll try that after a few games top

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

why jinx E L F ?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

people banning Kayn
I feel like there's better bans, folks. Warwick, Shyvana, or Evelynn.

likme
likme

REEE WHY WON'T PEOPLE LET ME PLAY KAYN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

leona is ugly
U G L Y

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i pick or ban eve. i'm not playing against that shit.

shadow kayn definitely beats her in a 1v1 in most situations, i'd say, but permastealth and hp regen utility > wallwalking utility

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Dont worry, theyll rework Fiddle like they did with Swain. Cant have any point and click abilities now can we? :)

Executing peoples beloved champions and replacing them is purely for the greater good, you understand :).

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

our guy is against t1 RIGHT NOW

King_Martha
King_Martha

In game, yes.

In art, no.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

i ban kayn if zoe and yas are banned to trigged edgy kayn mains

or when i see a kayn main in my team, because usually its the blue kayn onlys that go 1/10 in the first 20 minutes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Executing peoples beloved champions and replacing them is purely for the greater good, you understand :).
If it means taking away point-an-click bullshit or stupid pointless aoes then yeah I'd kill your "beloved" champions I'm all for that.

iluvmen
iluvmen

galio didnt deserve to die

whereismyname
whereismyname

go away metroid

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

yes he did

Spamalot
Spamalot

Be feeding as Yas
Suddenly only anime song I have on my playlist comes up
I go full unga on their team.
kill the enemy team 1v3
Steal their baron
Almost die to cunt rammus
Shen respawns and insta ult to save me and score ace
Win game.

Too hyped to continue playing, /lolg/.

I need to fucking calm the fuck down, what should I do?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I'm still salty about Galio.

They introduced a new champ with VAGUELY similar looks and deleted another as tribute.

Evilember
Evilember

been thinking abouy learning a tank support instead of a mage, just in case
still cant decide, so i just pick Urgot

Who would be some good ones to learn, for a rangedbab like me?

op gg na.op.gg/summoner/userName=Xonian

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

reddit sellout is /ourguy/
try again sweetie

MPmaster
MPmaster

dress up as an anime girl and post your bussy

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

no
he had the single most satisfying ult
and then they turned it into some retarded ally-assist only shit when hes expected to solo lane

old galio was 100% usable, just unpopular

viagrandad
viagrandad

Place 'em

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Anon, his ult was the only point of the fucking champion, but congratulations, you're letting your rose-tinted glasses cloud your knowledge of the fact that old Galio did fuck-all outside of that.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I don't have a cosplay and I'm not going to steal my sis clothes.

any other options?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Here you go buddy
youtube.com/watch?v=3jcN20Efpq0&list=PL63cwH-LyZqQydQLaO9nLb7bfhsNlTs5t

SniperWish
SniperWish

Because you're a manchild like all kayn players

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

faggot he fucking deleted people with his Q and E which had good ratios and his q had 320 base damage on top of that at rank 5

and then had a good heal on his W
shut the fuck up

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

calming down
nigga get hyphy and get some elo!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

start match
enemy laner is cheek and wants to dance and taunts me in all chat
win lane so hard he turns into an autistic crybaby 15 minutes later
lol

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

1-800-BIG-DICK
Lux support is probably an auoloss, especially with a streamer name

WebTool
WebTool

i wish is was that anime girl on the bottom

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

LoL was bigger on reddit than 4chan tho. So all that early shit is, in actuality, reddit

WebTool
WebTool

I just think he's kinda shit atm and not worth the ban. Then again, I'm banning swain because fuck every nigger who tries to play him right now

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

And no one but you played him.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Who next?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

any singedbros here to give me some nice tips
i got 450 be burning a whole in my pocket and i can't contain myself

Methnerd
Methnerd

don't feed
win the game
get reported still
So this is the power of smite Tryn

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Which girl is best for shower sex?

viagrandad
viagrandad

aatrox and then watch some nu boxerpete vids and you're good to smash everyone

t. watching him got me d4 from gold

TreeEater
TreeEater

OOOOOOH HOHOHOHO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO HOHOHOHOHOHO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HOHOHOHO
WHO CAN STOP ME???

Skullbone
Skullbone

kled is fun

a bit of a learning curve though

TechHater
TechHater

HAHA I GUESS EVERYONE HERE NEEDS A FUCKING REWORK HUH

Inmate
Inmate

Yep

hairygrape
hairygrape

support gets lucky enough to get carried
haha im so good
why do people do this

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

iktf bro
got demoted twice this week
mega tilted
main mid and jg
get mid
enemy is a tf
I was going to play shen to fuck with tf's ults
my team banned shen
i'm ultra fucking tilted i pick nasus
mindlessly farm my Q (veiger main so used to it)
start killing every thing on the map
call my team bad since varus zilean and sion all fed their lanes (AD garen, jg ww, mf and nami bot)
keep farming and killing them
varus finally starts autoing after i said "this varus doesn't auto"
initiate every teamfight
team listens to everything i say for the first time in fucking forever
literally raid boss nasus
we get baron and elder
garen keeps using youmuus to take our inhibs
team dies
I respawn in time
garen and tf and nami in front of me
walk into them fuck it
kill tf first, then nami then garen
all our inhibs respawn
i initate last teamfight after pushing lanes
we triple kill and ended
most honorable player

i wish my team listened to me more often, it was like I was playing a fun game for once.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Wow, the average league player truly does not know how to respond to different playstyles. I guess this is why proxy singed is great in Bronze.

viagrandad
viagrandad

played nasus
you don't deserve the fun you had

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

honestly yeah except reksai

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

wait a sec I thought rumble was like in the top 10 picked toplaners

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

every lane snowballed because the enemy jungle forgot to take smite and was further cucked by having all his camps stolen
YOU TROLL
God speed Tryn bro.

Snarelure
Snarelure

The average league player doesn't know how to do anything that Koreans or Streamers haven't shown them

takes2long
takes2long

The best part was Illaoi warded his red and both her, Lux and Rengar came to stop me but I still took it and spun over the wall.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Rumble who has a great kit and a very unique kit
Volibear who has a simple but usable kit, but suffers from bad scaling because hes being ignored
Nocturne who has a great kit but is unpopular for some reason
Reksai who already got a mini rework

everyone else needs one

Playboyize
Playboyize

rumble and all manaless champs need mana. his kit is fine though

voli needs to be deleted and keep the running at them move

noc also needs to be deleted but keep the R and the offensive spellshield

Flameblow
Flameblow

Is Tryn the best champion to do this with? That coupled with his character seems like a tilter
go to your red
its gone
you have to either try to solo raptors or golems then have to back
can't gank beacuse no red slow
enemy Tryn pushes in wave with Tiamat and is in your jungle 24/7
see him take your camp but can't stop him because he's 3 levels above you and he'll just 1v1 you
MY RIGHT ARM IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ARM
Its literally Chad invading your jungle

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

volibear is not usable
nocturne is unpopular because he's bad and he has no dick to use in degenerate porn images

iluvmen
iluvmen

Reminder that all Demacian men are cucks and have cuck fantasies

Lucien: literal cuck enough said

Garen: in love with kat but doesn’t have the balls to tell her so kat fucks noxians instead. The most pathetic cuck

Jarvan: His most fun times was wandering in a village meditating and doubt he kumbaya instead of fucking bitches back at court. Sexually a potato and think Shyv just wants to be his friend according to a chart made by a rioter.

Chad Taric: Cucked his cuck of a country and is now a powerful aspect

Could Demacian men get any more pathetic?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Nocturne's kit is awful right now. The only iconic part of him is his ult and the rest is pretty straightforward and bland. I say this as someone who owns almost all his skins with ~100k mastery on him. He needs heavy changing other than being a binary assassin.

Right now he gets outclassed heavily by half the roster.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw volibear is gonna get reworked into some retarded fire/ice themed champion losing his lightning theme

RavySnake
RavySnake

How should Riot nerf supports to put them back in their place?

WebTool
WebTool

his ult
"theme"

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

look mom I used the word cuck again xD

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Probably. It seems like proxy singed, except Tryndamere can actually smack you around if you come to mess with him

SniperWish
SniperWish

Garen cuserically gives Lux a dose of Demacian Justice multiple times daily. Needs some release after a hard day's work of slaying filthy mages and Noxians.

StonedTime
StonedTime

sleep tight porker
league of legends

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

People seriously prefer gathering storm and tank runes being meta over stopwatch for ADCs

Is it just getting butthurt about getting outplayed because you didn't check your opponents items? More avenues for skill expression are a good thing.

Not to mention, the rune is spent purely on preventing a single 4 or 5 man dive, and it doesn't even stop that if the jungler actually juggles aggro properly, and even easier if the jungler takes stopwatch himself.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Quinn, Volibear, Nocturne, and Mordekaiser absolutely do

Volibear's kit is in no way usable.

5mileys
5mileys

literally "The Thunders Roar"

likme
likme

Evelynn is still good

TreeEater
TreeEater

quick whats volibears """""""""""""fun"""""""""" minigame gonna be and what mechanic is it going to abuse? true damage, hard cc, damage reduction, maybe all of them?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So he is a cuck inbred? Wow Garen just gets worse and worse

Techpill
Techpill

Your big bro will never come storming in and rape you with giant dick and come 5 times inside your pussy. Leaving you with a red butt and not being able to walk normally for months.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

dive someone
they stopwatch
i stopwatch
same thing happens but 2.5 seconds later
"""skill"""" expression

King_Martha
King_Martha

"""""""""""""fun""""""""""
Yeah because being a worse Udyr is certainly fun huh?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

try out every build I can think of for Swain
full AP to tanky AP bruiser to pen build
subpar damage all the way through
not tanky enough to justify any of it
W has long as fuck wind up and enemies have to be hard CCd for it to hit
massive CD for minimal damage
This champ seems to be poo

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i meant when he is reworked, i can maybe get how that could be missed from my post but you went in a weird direction into getting mad

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How can you be a cuck if you're getting pussy?
How does banging your sister make you inbred? If anything that would make his kids inbred.

Is this the pinnacle of /pol/ IQs?

hairygrape
hairygrape

How do you think Demacian nobility kept their blood pure?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Except the fact that junglers and ADCs are the only champions who even take the rune anymore.

You use your stopwatch as a jungler to take a dive on mid, top, or the support. Just don't use it on the fucking ADC. Not to mention, most players are so trash they're just gonna waste it anyway and throw away a rune that could've been something actually good.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Gathering storm will never be meta because games will never last that long.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Post YFW they release another gimmicky ADC.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

months

okay even for lewdposting this is a bit ridiculous

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

See Fucking your sister is the lowest denominator and is almost as bad as being a cuck. Stfu redneck

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

"Ult Akali so she can't jump on Jinx" the game has been won.

askme
askme

The point is that they have literally nowhere to go but up with this dude. Volibear is one of the most poorly designed kits in the history of the game, he literally only exists because Riot devs wanted to throw a fucking bear into the game, but there clearly was no real idea as to how Volibear would actually function in the big picture, he just exists. His kit, mechanically speaking, is just dumb anyway and he scales with like 4 or 5 different stats so you can't itemize on this dude for shit. At this point literally anything would be an improvement.

They fucking do in pro level is the sad part and they don't take it.

idontknow
idontknow

b-but at least it looks cool

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I hope it's a cute girl with a big booty.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What other champs can use predator besides Annie?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

gimmicky adc
not just champ in general

literally every single rework/new champ just has retarded gimmicks that make the game worse. its been this way since graves rework

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Hecarim, Jarvan, Trundle, Kayn, Udyr

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

How is fizz allowed
jesus
fuck who ever designed this abomination

Skullbone
Skullbone

No champion. No champions should use it. It’s even shit in aram unlike Dark Harvest

RavySnake
RavySnake

He doesn't know how hard Garen can trust.
He doesn't know how weak and fragile Lux is.

takes2long
takes2long

i hope hes unique in a sense, like ezreal or jhin. not like xayah who was generic adc#0023 but with a different ult.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

he scales with like 4 or 5 different stats
his ap scaling is shit
all that is left is HP and attack speed
which also scale shit
he just has shit scaling

otherwise he could guinsoos wits end

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

t. a non-adc main that can't identify each ADC characteristics.

Skullbone
Skullbone

You forgot ryze

Illusionz
Illusionz

being in range to get q dashed on
being in a position to get ulted where you die
throwing ANY important abilities at his e
being a shitter in general

fizz falls off so hard low diamond, people just understand that one ability that says "untargetable for 1 second" isnt exactly hard to play around

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

jhin is unique
no one would play him if he didnt end up with 500+ ad

takes2long
takes2long

Decide to try something different for once, pick up Janna
Tfw Janna is actually kind of fun
You go so fucking fast dude.

Xayah is the only fun ADC of the 3 you mentioned. Jhin feels like shit to play and I don't understand that dude's appeal whatsoever.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

sivir, xayah, jinx, caitlyn, tristana are all very much the same but with slightly different steroids or mobility(lack thereof)

once you master one you can play all of them if you learn their little mechanic tricks.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I could easily green text how easy it is to dodge and deal with Zoe too.

Soft_member
Soft_member

there is honestly no comparison between the two, zoe just gets too much shit for free. fizz's core shitter argument is "untargetable is cancer" and people who arent retarded can play around it. zoe is straight up a mistake

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

leaving base
Fucking idiot

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Sure thing shitter.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Jhin is more because of the voice acting and the aesthetic. I have seen even people like Sneaky and Imqtpie comment on how good the voice acting and design is art wise and those people usually don’t give a shit about that stuff

Skullbone
Skullbone

Karthus

whereismyname
whereismyname

Oh no, Vi caught you checking out her thicc ass. With a lascivious grin, she decided to sit in your lap. Now she tells you that you can have some fun with it her place, but for a price.

What do you do? It sure feels fantastic, and she knows it.

FastChef
FastChef

Push the ugly tranny off me.

Supergrass
Supergrass

whats the price

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

assuming you are the same dude complaining about fizz, you are king shitter. if you are EVER in range to get q'd you deserve to lose lane. if fizz ever has to waste e as a gapcloser and you dont punish it you are dogshit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

i ult the thot

Emberfire
Emberfire

I never said anything about it being a morally upstanding decision. Just that you're using words you don't know the meaning of retard.

Booteefool
Booteefool

If you get to play with hers, she gets to play with yours.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tranny
Vi is 100% woman

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Give her the good ol' lickaroo and then play some super smash bros

StonedTime
StonedTime

guy comes here to complain about a fizz who probably just stomped his game
immediate one trick goes to defend his free elo champ and calls anyone a shitter if you lose to him
"dude just dodge his e"
"dude just dont be in ult range"
"dude just never get in q range"
"dude your so bad LOL"
One tricks are cancer

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You get this guy as your top laner. What do you do?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Don't you know if you ever take damage you're a shitter?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Nunu

MPmaster
MPmaster

get ulted in the middle of the lane and die
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DUDE
walk into HIS side of the lane to get q'd and full combo'd
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DUDE
other shit i never said

sorry you are unironically bad dude

Bidwell
Bidwell

I mean I guess it depends. Is her dick bigger than mine?

MPmaster
MPmaster

fizz cant ult from the fog of war
fizz cant have teammates with stuns or slows to make his ult even easier
fizz cant just q a minion to right on top of you, then w and wait for it to proc then e away for minimal damage
For a one trick fizz main you suck at fizz

Firespawn
Firespawn

Vi looks disgusted at the thought. She tells you that "All I wanted to do was some rimming and a prostate massage, now you're getting the strap on. But you can still fuck my ass."

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i cant ward
fizz has teammates and i dont
i lost a trade against fizz WHO Q'D A MINION

holy shit dude how can you even try to argue that you arent a shitter

Nojokur
Nojokur

report people for roleplaying outside of /tg/

Skullbone
Skullbone

ezreal mid
holy shit finally

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

im supposed to have vision up constantly on the entire midlane
maxing q as fizz in lane
You're like those GP mains that cant fathom the thought of their champ being cancer/annoying to play against

SniperWish
SniperWish

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGHT THROUGH THE CAPTCHA

IT'S LIKE HAVING FUN EXCEPT GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF LEWDPOSTERS

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

anon are you ok

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

well he is completely garbage right now so you dont have much reason to play him over another adc right now

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

A strap-on AND a dick? Seems excessive but ok. Might want to have some towels on hand though, I had some mexican for lunch and I can feel the rumbles.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Left4Head

Absolutely based. All on blue.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

annoying to play against
hes an assassin, oh course hes annoying to play against
cancer cant do anything against it broken
straight up wrong and you are a shitter for thinking this, also idk why im even arguing with you about trading as fizz as you literally have no clue how to do damage as him

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

backpeddling
Ok have fun being a s2 fizz main i guess

Emberfire
Emberfire

Find a flaw

Hint: you can't

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

GATES

5mileys
5mileys

backpeddling on what? you have literally nothing to say

TreeEater
TreeEater

She's fat

farquit
farquit

No true skillshots.

cum2soon
cum2soon

no korea time for a whole week

bros... i'm sad

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

No Star Guardian skin yet

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

only reason i got up at all was to watch lck
now i have no reasons to get up

SniperWish
SniperWish

its a drawing so the flaw depend of what the artist tried to show with this picture, it look like the only thing he tried to show was boobs so while there is no real flaw there is not much quality either
so yeah boobs/10 like 80% of the fanart of any 2D girl with average and more boobs

Spamalot
Spamalot

go to dragon
kayn almost dead
flash over pit
ult and ignite him
blast cone to dragon
take dragon
shit on ezreal
its just like i imagined

5mileys
5mileys

i like boobs

askme
askme

the absolute state of adc jesus christ

Evilember
Evilember

No, just a strap on. Vi is 100% female

TreeEater
TreeEater

ywn introduce Lulu into the world of showbizz where she turns out be very marketable causing her superiors to take advantage of her other potential and where she while hesitant at first fucks and sucks her way to the top becoming an iconic pop culture figure starring in many classic movies and hitsongs while caving in under pressure reaching a breakpoint when her nudes are leaked and her otherwise flawless figure: slandered having her resort to drug use to cope with the stress, escaping reality leading to an eventual overdose on heroin+painkillers at the young age of 27000 years old leaving behind a legacy and millions of fanboys and girls all around the world that mourn her death

Evilember
Evilember

blame adc for not being strong
while also not letting adc farm and continually start fights while he isn't there
let his lane get frozen on him while the enemy adc farms to a lead with an enemy jungler sitting in brush for maximum counterplay while doing nothing else on the map to take any sort of advantage from this
fucking shit adc why didnt you just penta that was SO free

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What's the reasoning behind Twitch Q being better than Kha'Zix R? Serious question - I believe there must be some actual reasoning I don't get due to being shit.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Morde was too good for us

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

This and hes prone to ranged harrass early, you treat him like animal planet tell you to deal with sharks, you punch him hard in the nose so he doesnt even think about all ins.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Stopped reading after the 10th word.

You gotta keep your shitposting brief anon, you can't just expect us to waste more than 3 seconds on reading a shitpost.

Get better.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

escaping reality leading to an eventual overdose on heroin+painkillers at the young age of 27000 years old
lul

Good thing she's not a pop singer.

Nojokur
Nojokur

this bitch was the only reason ezreal got a kill

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

For anyone who cares here's the gripping conclusion to my smite Tryn adventures
enemy Vi tries to 1v1 me while I'm splitting
she doesn't seem to understand I'm 4 levels higher and she has no armor aside from tabis If you're jungling and you see your Tryn doing this you have no excuse not to pop off

Spamalot
Spamalot

stealth vs camouflage
kha'zix r resets his passive

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Twitch's Q is Camouflage, champs that get within a certain range can see him.
Kha'zix's R is stealth, only things with true sight like Turrets can see him. Also Kha gets multiple activations in a short period where Twitch has to kill someone to refresh the CD. And if Kha evolves his R he gets the ability procc'd every time he enters a bush.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Warwick is the easiest goddamn jungler in the game and people still manage to fuck it up.

My dislike for Jhin is independent of his performance.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Twitch Q has a wind up that delays if he's in combat. It doesn't reset or stack. Its fucking GARBAGE stealth.

SniperGod
SniperGod

realistically how would one be able to overcome darkin possesion?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Imagine a female Ezreal

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Guys I just got married today! What position I should use to knock up my dick free goat?

StonedTime
StonedTime

k

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I miss Zyra's old passive.

whereismyname
whereismyname

the thought of tahm kench and mordekaiser violating jinx as punishment for feeding gets my tiny cuck dick diamonds. maybe they would even let amumu get a turn with her

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

morde is too good
ezreal actually built ap for once

TreeEater
TreeEater

There's nothing cuck about it, unless you insert as her boyfriend; jinx was built for gangbangs

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

grinding for champions

I should have just bought an account

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I do insert as her boyfriend, a boyfriend who isn't allowed to touch her because he's too small and has to clean up after TK finishes exploring every inch of her body with his tongue

Evilember
Evilember

How hard is it to not die?

At least you sound like a fun person. Tahm is for MF though.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

They'd need Amumu for the bindings anyway. Might as well let him have a go.

askme
askme

do me a big favor
stop giving me (You)s

apparently really fucking hard

Methnerd
Methnerd

Ezreal is a better female

Skullbone
Skullbone

playing mid as always
the enemy is a lux
shit on her as always
we cant end
they have a better comp
our jungler is a squish assassin
we get outscaled
lux just stand in the comfy backline behind two fed tanks throwing Qs until it hits someone
we lose
she shittalks in all chat
I FUCKING HATE LUX PLAYERS
SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THE WHOLE GAME AND KSED THE SHIT OUT OF HER TEAM

eGremlin
eGremlin

dumb Taliyah main desu
go find a better main and waifu your waifu is ugly

farquit
farquit

Apparently she beat you, now sit the fuck down

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

if you were to self insert as mordekaiser which league girl would u rape the hardest??

WebTool
WebTool

Not him but Lux is always the answer

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

you're ugly

TechHater
TechHater

I am not tho

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

can i just default my answer to "hold hands with jinx" and call it a day

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What are the best champions for mid and jungle to get out of mid plat?

I just hit a wall with Yasuo and can't get any better, have been wanting to change mains because of all the backlash you get if you make a single mistake as a yasuo player.

likme
likme

hold hands with jinx
Man of culture

SniperGod
SniperGod

Jesus christ. Anyone else hurt someone today?

StonedTime
StonedTime

if by "hands" you mean Mordekaiser's massive barbed metal dick than sure I guess

viagrandad
viagrandad

Don't you dare send that to riot, they will call you a snitch and never ban him.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

she can stand on his shoulder with ease. hes fuckin huge
im a simple man

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

has anyone else gotten that wierd bug on new swain where sometimes the chat notifications will call him “squill”

It was after I got a kill streak shut down, the notifcation was “shut down [summoner name] (Squill) and claimed their bounty!”

DeathDog
DeathDog

I made a lee sin int today if that counts.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

you forgot...
all lanes permashoving
multiple lanes assist pinging at the same exact time, on opposite ends of the map, with equally shitty situations after they die for the 6th time each

TreeEater
TreeEater

actually, not true. the other constants in my lost games are shitters and feeders

FastChef
FastChef

adc is the easiest role in the game, and anyone who can't carry as adc is braindead.

Nojokur
Nojokur

you also forgot
see enemy jg sitting in topside brush of mid
go to botside brush and tell mid to bait since we have the better 2v2
he stand as close to me as possible
leave because he doesnt want to bait for me
enemy jg is still their and we still have him in vison
nows the ample time for the midlaner to go to his side of the lane
dies
spam pings me ?
:D

Emberburn
Emberburn

fuck you i didnt enjoy being one shot by my own auto attacks

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

get a retard support that botches everything from cs to kills
lose cause the lane is 1v2

nice role you have there kiddo

Snarelure
Snarelure

do you even have kids

SniperGod
SniperGod

not hardcarrying 1v2 in lane until you get to an elo where supports are actually decent

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

gp boogeyman

shaco is secretly the real reason we are gonna lose

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Why should I buy lunar Empress Lux when I have elementalist Lux?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Nah that's support. Zero micro, braindead trading, and you're barely punished for roaming. Not to mention that warding is more a team job than ever so you can't even claim that is part of the skill floor.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

dont
she look cute but the in game animation are base lux so its shit
also awfull vo
look worse than elementalist too

Soft_member
Soft_member

I want Lissandra to be good.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Do you have a knotting merit badge?

Firespawn
Firespawn

post comics

cum2soon
cum2soon

Your mom does; she fucked all the dogs in your neighborhood for 10 bucks.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Since 8.4 is coming someone has to update with with Liandrys/Rylias and his ult

hairygrape
hairygrape

im not doing it but i know how id do it

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why are adc mains such subhumans?
especially Vayne mains

Snarelure
Snarelure

I think you reversed the spoiler you cumslut.

girlDog
girlDog

I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT

happy_sad
happy_sad

Is bard a good support right now?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

nuSwain is a less kit problematic Vladimir, but once Swain get nerfed, he's probably never going to scape the trashcan

Bidwell
Bidwell

Bard is never good.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

have been super toxic past week
only get 10game chat restriction
Lol

Supergrass
Supergrass

Hi lolg!
Do you have plans with your special someone for valentines?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Tips for a gold player that wants to main Aurelion Sol this whole season?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Does the Golden Caitlyn Chroma have different colored effects, like Garen's Dragon on the spin going from green to gold?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I plan to hug my pillow and pretend its a qt petite gf!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

No but I'm preparing for post-valentine. Easiest days to pick up chicks on online dating. Try it out bros.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

What would it be like as SG Ahri's boyfriend?

Nota bene: She does not fuck void monsters

RavySnake
RavySnake

win
get different teammates
lose
get same teammates
almost as if this game was rigged

w8t4u
w8t4u

oce.op.gg/summoner/userName=NOTALKONLYCLICKS

Lol I went 2-8 in my promos, then 8-2 after dodging lobbies with shit teammates. Definitely worth the 30 minute wait and -10 LP, the good thing is it doesn't affect MMR which is the only thing I really care about.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I'm lucky enough to have the day off. So I plan on working out and watching anime. I've recently had to cut off my gf. So it'll feel lonely.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

This is one of the worst metas since season 5

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Kindred is fine and I don't want Karthus to be touched

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Girls don't have dicks my man.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Since I got shards for both, should I look into maining Camille or Fiora? They both seem to be split pushing duelists that can itemize tanky if the comp needs them to teamfight. And I like the idea of characters with a learning curve, but without Riven or GP-tier mechanics.

Booteefool
Booteefool

play teemo
don't try to do anything except be the biggest faggot possible
lose
still have fun
:)

girlDog
girlDog

Probably high maintenance. She'd see you more as an accessory than an equal

viagrandad
viagrandad

I kinda imagine she'd want a photographer BF to get perfect pictures for her Instagram

askme
askme

Playing against a decent Fiora and Camille as an ADC feels so bad mid-late game if they kill their lane opponent multiple times.

massdebater
massdebater

probably very tiring cleaning up all that void cum daily with your tongue
but it would be worth it when she says she loves you for who you are

Flameblow
Flameblow

But lonely jealous chicks aren't special...

Aww I have to work that day but at least I don't have to deal with people.
Why did you have to cut off your gf?

farquit
farquit

If you want to have fun, chose by yourself.

They both take skill but the one with retardedly overloaded kit is Camille.

hairygrape
hairygrape

tfw nostalgia for AD Malz jungle hits

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

you can't beat a fed opponent easily even just because your role name has carry in it
whoah...

TreeEater
TreeEater

do any of you actually play or discuss the game?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

what game?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Why not? He does a lot of damage

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

why doesn't yi build guinsoo's + bork of the ruined king

FastChef
FastChef

Would it be correct to say that Fiora is less mechanically challenging, but requires more game knowledge and better positioning?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

beat
heh, you think im trying to beat them? i just want to kite around them but they're too sticky and kill me in 2 seconds, i guess that's a fun game mechanic though. and it's not even like they're insanely fed, they can just farm well and still be able to do that.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Damage is only relevent until level 3.
Healing is basically nonexistant.
CC isn't great.
Utility isn't great.
Builds tank items but is never tanky.

Mostly it's because he's MASSIVELY mediocre at everything.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

no

Flameblow
Flameblow

im p sure there are bard one tricks in challenger, prob just high skill cap to use effectively

FastChef
FastChef

I dunno, they're quite different, Fiora has her dashes to dodge shit, while Camilles dash you use either to go in or escape most of the time. I think pretty much every character has something specific you need to know regarding certain matchups and interactions.

Week ago I didn't even know that ignite gives vision on target despite playing league for like 6-7 years.

Techpill
Techpill

how it toplane Vi?

TechHater
TechHater

Is this skin worth 1350? It's going on sale at the end of the month and Ahri is kind of fun to play.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

shaco and nasus inting into j4 for 20 minutes
banshees veil lux is still getting fucking shitted on by me
lulu is dogshit and lets ezreal feed me so hard im able to out pressure them
pry this game from shacos fucking dogshit neutered champs hands
win

shame im only able to do this 4/6 fucking games

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

all time favorite

happy_sad
happy_sad

why the fuck am i laughing at this

Playboyize
Playboyize

effectively do ARAM on SR vs a champion that is strong in an ARAM-like situation
wonder why you got fucked
Go take dragon/baron/sidelanes with your team instead of doing a mexican dance under enemy mid inhibitor turret like you silver surfnig retard probably did.
One of the main steps of getting out of low elo is overcoming the "the game automatically becomes an ARAM at 15 minutes" herd mentality that a lot of you low elo fags seem to have instilled in you by being told "report X for not coming to a teamfight" by other low elo retards and you assume that not ARAMing the fuck out of the game after the first couple of turrets are down is something bad so you then flame and report other low elo fags for it and the cycle continues. Breaking out of this cycle is on its own enough to take you niggers from silver to green silver (also known as the baron throw zone) if you're IQ is in triple digits.
Versus poke teams if you do not have the tools to flank and/or dive them don't fucking sit mid until you get poked out then killed, go do whatever side objective is available or recall, get items and regroup if there's nothing to take or you can't take it. If you're gonna do ARAM lite you might as well go play actual fucking ARAM where you can throw shit at the enemy team and the enemy team has no choice but to throw shit back at you and hope their shit stinks more than your shit without any objective available that could possibly require use of braincells and stop shit from flying.

RumChicken
RumChicken

worse academy ahri which only costs 750
no, not worth

Lunatick
Lunatick

get singed mid
someone dodges
get singed jungle
someone dodges
get singed top
someone dodges
get singed support
someone dodges
get singed adc
nobody dodges
hard carry
fucks sake

Nojokur
Nojokur

gp abusers pretending less duration on barrels means literally anything at all

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Im gonna learn singed. Wish me luck

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No LCK this week. I'm on suicide watch.

5mileys
5mileys

i dont get it

w8t4u
w8t4u

Does anyone have the comic of fiddlesticks perceiving someone as a smoothie and drinking them? ive been looking for literally a year and i cant find it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

sex king

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

are there more lulu shaco comics?

likme
likme

ignite
grasp

ur a season too late for this, and you are also a retard

DeathDog
DeathDog

This art style confuses my dick.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

hard kek

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

ill figure it out

takes2long
takes2long

how so?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Nujack should be insta ban but mods never come here

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

riven

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Why does it have to be a girl champ though?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Man as much as I like the new Rek'Sai ult, I miss the old one

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

sona mains

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Gotta prepare those SKT scripts, after all.

Soft_member
Soft_member

No but there are more Lulu shaco pictures

idontknow
idontknow

we will NEVER get a train rek'sai skin now
NOOOOOOOOOO

Nojokur
Nojokur

kooba dosen't post here anymore

whats the fucking point!?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

maybe he found an adc gf
he would want you to find yours aswell
do it for him

massdebater
massdebater

old fiora
don't do this to me

cum2soon
cum2soon

Veeky Forums/thread/205119865#p205119865
Veeky Forums/thread/205119865#p205119865
Veeky Forums/thread/205119865#p205119865

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Its like it was made to be cutesy and overtly sexual at the same time, cartoony but buxom. What's the artist playing at exactly?

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