/ss13g/ - Astronauts exploring the space station - BIG BOMB EDITION

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>talked about how the server is dying
>uhhh idk
>uhhh idk either

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/c32NDYj

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

>2562
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

pomf a gay

I'm fine with less admins, at least during the off-season

I feel bad. Although I loathed that bus, Dorms generally felt really accommodating when I was a new player.

I deadminned meetmeindorms for pulling essentially an agent 47
though this reference is useless since i doubt anybody remembers.
No u

people gotta be around to remember bro

It's OK to be gay

let's rejoice with the boys

You say it like if it was something bad.

is there any point in playing sec right now
Fuck I just wanna be a comfy friendly jailer warden again, it's literally impossible though when sec is barren as fuck and you're forced to be in charge

Dorms is a metagrudging faggot and you are his fuckbuddy.

agree with this user

>dorms got deadminned
It's over, Veeky Forums is done for.

Reminder that Foster is an unironic faggot who refuses to deadmin giga-shitters.

Whats the way to interact with the mechs system again?

I know its a bitch to load the med mech with syringes, I dont remember how though.

Which husband has the biggest Johnson and which waifu has the largest Charlies.

The last Johnson inspection day was in 2015. The station may never know.

>Chug
>Een
>Harse
>Donnager
>SerWind
>RFultra

marry one, fuck two, kill two, admin one

GO!

Exosuit tab, view stats. Syringe gun is easier than you think. You just target the syringe or box while it's in front of you while the gun is equipped.

kill myself and donagger
rest w/e

why i started playing hos as well
no heads of staff we die like men

That is kind of you, I tried to help the newest players the best I could.

Some admins maintained a shitterlist, I never did that as I thought that it was too cumbersome to maintain and of bad taste.
So literally never metagrudge unless you somehow made it in my long-term memory as a shitter, and I have a brain of a fish so that is very much an achievement.

Stop trying to lie and be humble you bitch.

its crazy how the thread was dead pretty much, then a known shitter admin gets deadminned and suddenly tons of shitposting, I wonder who is clearly behind all this.

Alright, I'll be humble since you want me to be humble.

Tfw you only ever get bans from deadminned people

can I get them to be worth half as much given they were given by people unfit for the role

This is why Veeky Forums is dying.
The admins are too strict, there's no fun allowed anymore.

>tfw morena was shitting up the /v/ thread posted in the other general

It was his birthday too, according to the forum

You saw a , in that you muppet ?

I'd give that person one get out of shitter jail free card
that was in the /v/ thread that's dead now though, right?

I saw it as a "Stop trying to lie && be humble you bitch."

Is the offer still up ?

I share a birthday with Morena
gross

I'm writing smut with you in it, you will resent being presented in such crude manner.

Yeah, I only read it after the thread was archived.

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No it shouldn't be, the person acted like a literal dindu and when confronted with evidence and notes they still acted like they did nothing wrong.

Are admins really dumb enough to blame the discord on the game dying and not on much more obvious things?

Go ahead.

The Discord did contribute to the thread dying, though not necessarily the server.

The admins are fully to blame.

The people to blame are the ones who shit up this thread with negative bullshit about coders, admins, and players for weeks at a time.

>CM
>Actual balance and excellent code
>"Pill bottles have child locks."

Discord has been killing communities since its inception, since i dont have it installed, it can go fuck itself.

I bet you are a coder/admin/ player, in other times this would be considered a crime against nation, you are a jew.

We had a discord for 2+ years before serb died, the highest playercounts we ever had we had when discord was active. Discord is pretty unrelated.

>Coders balancing the game in ways that drive people away with terrible decisions
>Admins refusing to get involved with players (and admins themselves) shitting up lowpop with murderbone recall spamming
>Only server that needs 5.10 to be able to run
>No viable ghost roles to get back into the round without heavy player involvement.
>Adminbusing is now discouraged to an extreme

No... its the players fault for posting in discord.

>thread shitposting doesnt contribute to lower morale at all

Truly beating until morale improves.

coder here, should we give up and go?

Polls for touchy subjects WHEN?
Finally fixing the screenfreeze bug WHEN?
More adminbussing WHEN?

How dare they talk about our sekret metaclub.

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Yes, code a remake instead

You have to remember that one of the coders for CM is dylan

You remember

That guy who got run off of Veeky Forums because everyone hated his balance decisions?

Ironic, CM is one of the least balanced servers out there.

I didn't know that. Well, one more reason to petition Disney for fucking up one of their IPs from that 21st Century Fox deal.

Deadmin sawbones now.

Foster's too busy being a faggot

When you make a deadmin request.

What reason would Sawbones be deadmin'd other than "I don't like him"?

What sort of garbage did he try and make?

I'm genuinely curious.

>tfw share a birthday with user and Morena
Y I K E S

It wasn't a suggestion.

He was deadminned for multiple mongoloidal admin actions. After that he faded away or some such, I didn't really care.

My post also wasn't a suggestion.

Requesting a Veeky Forums station of this.

Hey, user is a cool person, don't lump him up into this.

hey don['t call me gross
gimme your ckey fgt you're getting bant

I don't know what he's done on CM but over here on Veeky Forums he was always doing something. It wasn't one thing (well maybe Meteors but that wasn't balance) but rather his habit of doing it all the time trying to change everything incessantly

But I didn't

Fuck I'm a faggot and missed my image
>requesting a Veeky Forums edit of this

I never finished this, it was from when Probe was headmin

>those three anons that were languishing not having gfs on their valentine's birthdays in the thread at the beginning of February
>three people come out on the discord about having a birthday today

Foster, Anigem, and Morena are all GFless LOSERS
Hahaha HOKYFUCJ do you think we don't have a memory lasting more than a week?

DELET THIS

>hate morena when he used to play here
>pretty chill with him when talking out of the game
am I crazy? Or is he okay just when not playing spess?

Admin Chug or Rfultra
Marry Harse
Kill Donnager and Een
Fuck Serwind
Fuck RFultra

Wasn't me, familam
t. foster

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nah he is a mentally unstable fuck like half the people who get removed from here or half of them that are here.

Makes sense. Pretty sad though.

see
He is LEGITIMATELY mentally unstable and has to take anti-psychotics. there's a good chance that this is genuine sociopathic behavior trying to warm back up to the community in order to get his unban memes.
That is assuming that this isn't (you) false flagging approval.

>Back in 2014 i'd get bussed by Celt, Konater, Ragnasal for calling them fags
>Back in 2014 admins would literally bus in a supermatter crystal every other round when it was new for funsies or because someone prayed for it
>Back in 2014 Buttbot/Burnzez would spawn as a wizard and upload fun telecomms scripts to fuck with the radio
>Back in 2014 admins only bwoinked for outright murder I once did a gimmick which ended in 14 people dying by my hands, and admins didn't bwoink me and instead saw it as an opportunity to spawn in an ERT for people to get their revenge on me

Admins are too afraid to do anything nowadays because the admins who weren't bitches left, and got replaced by admins like Sawbones, Maipai, Yred, ect. Who are already on thin ice to begin with and are too afraid to bus anyone.
Thats most likely a problem with how we get admins/trialmins if most of them are afraid to bus because they got adminned on thin fucking ice. Like, god damn when are we going to STOP giving shitters admin and give the right people it for once, remember when sawbones unironically got admin ONLY because probe left and aurx didnt know what was happening? Yeah, it's that type of shit thats the reason were IN this mess to begin with.

its crazy how autistic these people are about playing a 2d spess sim

What do you fucking expect from an abhuman tranny?

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i feel sorry for ftms desu
not insofar as i condone this kid's shitty behavior in-game but still

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Who's ftms?

It is. it may be he's just fishing for unban stuff. Outside the game I've only had good experiences with him. In game, only negative. It's just sad.

every confirmed male OOC playing a female IC.
so one fourth of the server.

i think you meant male to female trannies, not female to male
mtf, user

leave my static alone!

My birthday is in November and I'm a gfless loser desu

Fuck women I'd rather pipes

Well it's a start, I guess

Theres already a shitty spess map on source

but it's not my shitty spess map

>Spacestation Black Mesa
Take my fucking money.

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, haha, fat chance

>it happened again
>the groans soda challenge consistently breaks the universe