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Because nobody gives a shit about that garbage here
Hudson Sanders
Telling you not to get mad about something as trivial as a FPS aimed at kids is easy, pompous, and empty. For you to realize that is something only you can do by yourself. You play this game, your initial interest is because it's fun and you like the game, the scenario, the characters, music, etc. It's a constant ebb and flow between victory and defeat with a number of variables and forces you have absolutely no control over. So it's silly to get upset over something like losing a game because your partner(s) is/are literally a little kid(s) that barely know how to play the game. And what does your victory matter unless you know exactly who you're playing against? Against a bunch of kids/casuals? Play the game because you enjoy it. Because you want to improve your own game. Because it's fun. If it's not? That means it's time to take a break. Splatoon isn't going anywhere.
Brandon Collins
dont be that way user come give me a kiss.
Connor Hall
As long as it pierces something.
I don't know why but that looks goofy. They move like they're on strings.
Adrian Garcia
it's an 11 year old game with probably zero budget, what wonders of motion capture did you expect
Jacob Lee
okay smartass now tell me how to stop getting mad about it in 20 words or less
Ethan Howard
..I'll think about it
Carson Walker
It's a children's video game first and foremost and a bunch of shit happens that you have no power over.
Isaiah James
>no power over yes you have, the button even literally has a power symbol
Brandon Long
Well then use it if it'll make you feel better?
Liam Russell
what if chimping out over childrens video games makes me feel better?
Cooper Long
What do you combination kids/squids put on your Blaster clothes?
Nicholas Foster
Then you never wanted help getting over your anger issues and you're quite content with where you're at with regards to your anger towards childrens video games. Uh, have fun being mad?
Jaxson Diaz
run speed, ink res, ism
Kevin Turner
Vanilla blaster? I use some ink res, special charge up and/or saver, and ISM.
Thomas Rivera
Nerd and stacy playing footsies with their smelly woomy feet while mlemonade watches
Dominic Nelson
>run speed >blaster why
Blake Young
i will thanks
Leo Powell
because
Logan Russell
I know all of that, i just can't get over the fact that i have garbage team against fucking pros and faggots using octobrush nouveau, crutch-zap, anti-fun blaster and those fucking special spamming duallies in a A RANK, i feel like i'm already in S+ with the amount of bullshit i ate from those fucking overpowered pieces of shit weapons And yes i hate it, i hate that my sniping skills are thrown into the trash because some aimless-main gets lucky shots and win for his team It's been 1 hour and i'm still satly and sick of all of this saltery, i just wanted some casual and fun game, not a fucking nintendo made CS:GO matchmaking
Jack Cooper
>my sniping skills Oh so you're just one of these useless chargerfaggots who get 0 kills in a whole match
Bentley Hall
Take a break man, sounds like you need it. The hours suck right now for a decent match. It's going to literally be a coin flip. Night people are sleeping and day people are at work/school. Also it's valentines day. The cool people might be doing something nice for their lovers and such.
Jonathan Garcia
Focus more on yourself than others. Helps for me
Chase Adams
>people who have enough time and desire to git gud >wasting it on women lmao
David Long
>HIIISSSSSSS BEGONE CHARGER MAIN YOU SUCK AHAHAHA, ME META MAIN AND BLASTER BETTER SKILL THAN U there are you 0 kills, bastard meta main
Luis Young
>pretending 32/18 is good >spic
Connor Cruz
Thanks lad, i'm gonna stop playing it for today and try to play minecraft on my dad's pc this always relax me, no matter how much i die in it
Easton Thomas
I want to like the blaster but it's devastating to miss 1 shot in close range. It almost certainly spells your doom. Give me the encouragement to go on, fellow blaster friends
Cameron Cruz
If you miss with most guns it's doom. Blasters have the benefit of having multiple ranges to choose from
Cameron Clark
>He thinks he can do a better w/l ratio with a charger >French is the new mexican 'Murica education, amirite? :^)
Justin Wilson
I wish I had a cutie3.14 to waste time with. We could be bad a splatoon together. That'd be terrific.
Asher Morales
You are not supposed to cc with blasters to begin with >french Even worse, remove yourself off this general you dirty jesuis monte
Luis Wright
>You are not supposed to cc with blasters to begin with but the normal blaster has very close range
Ethan Carter
>when you dunk a power clam AND take out the whole enemy team before your team mates even make it to the basket
Daniel Carter
>Murica and /pol/ Thanks for the revelation, now you can go be toxic somewhere else while i talk about my anger and improvements on this game
Tyler Miller
No it's not, the only too short distance blaster is luna and you should avoid it anyway because normal one is better t. forgefag/crutchdown user
Julian Williams
splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Clash_Blaster Start with this to get good at aiming with blasters. It's very forgiving but will at the same time force you to aim your shots to hit the "sweet" spot to secure kills. Once you get good at this one, you'll be excellent at the other far stronger blasters.
Joseph Johnson
nope, dualie main here took the enemies out one at a time
Should i go back and read the orgy thing? I know most of the main squids, but not all of them.
Zachary Cook
Eh, why not
Nathan James
>you should avoid it anyway because normal one is better Disagree. Luna has a much larger and wieldier blast, far better for cover abuse and mass murder if you can manage to get close. It's also accurate when jumping, so you can do oldschool torpedo strats without going full stormtrooper. And da bomb.
Nathaniel Phillips
Happy Valentine's Day /ink/
Alexander Brooks
Thanks for that. Got a good laugh out of me.
>You throw on your favorite clothes, a sweater with bleach stains, old sweat pants with holes at the bottom... Why does user dress like a bum? Are humans kept as pets in this world? I'm into it.
Jaxon Taylor
>much No >if you can manage to get close And with normal you don't have to do that which matters more >accurate when jumping All blasters are >da bomb Toxic mist is objectively better on blasters and crutchdown is way better than baller There's a reason why normal blaster is used a lot while luna isn't
Landon Gomez
Do you have special brownies for me?
Wyatt Moore
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Colton Morris
>hippie >doesn't let their feet be free Fucking hipster
Sebastian Fisher
>no Actually yes. Luna's blast is considerably larger and hits almost at your feet, so sun on a stick principle doesn't apply to it, you are the sun. It can hit where literally no other gun can, besides Sloshmo, and excels in tight spaces like under the Sturgeon mid. >All blasters are They are all succeptible to the harshest jump accuracy loss in the game that persists even a bit after you land. Luna is the only blaster that was restored to Splat1 accuracy, any other just miss half the time, which none of them can afford. >kit Slightly weaker overall, but the key point is that it is different. Point is, it's not Enperries-Gloogas comparison, Enperries clearly do everything better. Luna still has a place because it does some things better and some things worse than the Blaster, and plays differently enough.
William Thompson
When you spend all your money on seaweed, you have to go for function.
Jose Smith
I didn't need to feel this feel user
Ian Moore
Doesn't make sense, but I guess that's hippie for you.
Jonathan Hernandez
Take a long range splatling gun to turfwar and bully kids from across the map.
Matthew Gutierrez
Story of my life.
Jason Morris
If dumb frog cannot do it with chargers he definitely wouldn't be able to do shit with splatling
Grayson Hill
My shoes have pure ISM so I'm kind of proud of them.
Ethan Gray
I think you just went full retard. Never go full retard.
Jack Richardson
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Gavin Russell
If you're that same user you seem like a self-aware person. Why can't you fix your problems and find someone? Horribly ugly? Overweight? NEET?
Nathan Martinez
I don't know user, maybe because I'm so cool and perfect I just want to play life on hard mode for shits and giggles.
Joseph Martinez
>Playing as a sub heavy weapong guy Not bad, could work >If he can't do it with short range, he can't with long range Also >dumb frog Did i even post a pepe here? Bloody brainlet
Zachary Morales
Who's a good E-Liter Scope main you know? Considering how bad it is currently and all I don't think there's any?
Dylan Lewis
Not him but I'm an introverted anxious black man with self esteem issues
Austin Rodriguez
I thought blacks can't be introverted.
Thomas Adams
I'm all three.
Hudson Walker
What made you think that?
Aiden Smith
best use of smug wojak, holy shit
Leo Evans
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Hudson Rogers
All of you stop being miserable and get better or I'm telling!