You only have $500 to invest...

You only have $500 to invest, trying to make both a long term profit and short term to be able to reinvest into other holdings.

What's your plan?

Put it under my mattress until the government bails out the economy again

Buy ETC (Ethereum Classic)

My autistic friend who's always right said ETC will go over $50 soon and over $100 at the end of the year.
Right now it's ~$6

get a job

>My autistic friend who's always right

Pic related?

Easy. 70% into BTC, 20% into ETH, 10% into whatever shit coins you want.

Don't touch BTC or ETH. Gamble with your 100, make profits, redistribute according to previous investment proportion.

100% in NAK, set a buy order for 1.91 or so it'll likely go through by the end of the trading day and you'll make 10% tomorrow morning.

kek
Why don't I see Ghostler around here more? He believes ETH will overtake BTC too.

buy quality kneepads

Whatshis reasoning when ETC has nothing but "integrity" going for it?
Hmmm.... should I trust The Devil?

This.

You should also invest in old German Talers dude they are going to exploooodee

1. Take some high quality selfies & nudes. Cost: FREE

2. Get a Gold account on RENT.MEN Cost: $80

3. Offer dates, massages, and other erotic services for $100/hr+.

4. Buy a decent massage table, some underwear & clothes & a webcam with the remaining money and sign up on chaturbate as a cam model.

You could easily make $500 day if you know what your're doing. Money well spent! No college degree needed or ridiculous cryptocurrency BS.
Invest in yourself and learn to suck a good dick.

Good advice Mr. Shekelberg, thanks for sharing

>being a literal man whore
>pays well

you can set your own terms before meeting
many older guys and ladies just want someone to spend time with

new clothes for a job interview

this

jesus fuck this is really the time to ask isn't it. bitcoin is going absolutely vertical and if anyone thinks its guna peak soon you're very... very wrong

RIP True Capitalist Radio

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