/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>then 7.0 hit and everyone started playing other games, and playing less and less dota than they used to.
imagine being so desperate that your opinion is valid
you resort to lying on the internet

I like how you can see the rapid drops during the cancer metas.

nice try reddit

>posts a player base he knows was inflated by hat farmers
>completely ignores the fact that ranked dota is being played more and more
only one word for this behaviour: delusion

I could see a terrible anti-mage doing it

you should go outside and expose your hard on to a cold breeze

it feels good

Doom if i'm having fun. An early Butterfly on a STR hero is the best feeling.

you cant farm hats in dota. yelling hat farmers isnt an argument. people loved the entire dota ecosystem. valve has chipped away at each piece of the dota ecosystem with every new reddit thread that gets upvoted. and then they finally did the unforgivable damage to the gameplay with 7.0

stop kinkshaming

Mid Silencer from an ancient meta.

Spot the virgin.

Most players never gave a single shit about most facets of this "ecosystem" and 7.07 has long since fixed what 7.00 broke.

>you cant farm hats in dota
you could before gaben ruined free hat events
the ones that correspond with every spike in player base numbers
you remember those right?
>yelling hat farmers isnt an argument. people loved the entire dota ecosystem
sure it is when i have direct evidence proving that fact
real people(not bots) still love the dota ecosystem, which is why they are playing the game more than ever
>valve has chipped away at each piece of the dota ecosystem with every new reddit thread that gets upvoted
removing the greek and getting rid of the hat stock exchange was the best thing gaben did
>and then they finally did the unforgivable damage to the gameplay with 7.0
that may be your opinion, but obviously looking at the figures here
the community does not share it

yeah im sure alot of players are loving this cancerous trisafelane meta

if they didnt like it, spending more time in game is a terrible way to show it

>not wanting cool, tight, slippery flesh on your cock on a hot day

people are acting like this is the first time they've seen trilanes

wtf

>they're spending more time

are you sure the time isn't increasing because the wait times for games are getting longer?

>replying a shitposter and his daily pasta during tier 2 esports
dotardos?

that chart doesnt take queue times into effect
nice try tho

>there are still valve drones in 2018

jesus christ

>cant argue so ill just imply
imagine being this BTFO

>TA apologizing
>CM being aggressive
this is 12 types of terrible

>there are still redditors in 2018
Worst timeline.

source?

holy shit!
singsing is quite literally /ourguy/

Red dit

How do you faggots maintain the doublethink that reddit is shit and only faggots go there while simultaneously posting comics and drama from there?

>when your game is dying so you have to use time played instead because everyones leaving

desperate

those are redditors defending the "utopia" they created for dota with every new upvoted reddit thread valve responds to. these people will defend their utopias even after millions of people die. its a sickness they have.

>when your game is so alive that retards have to ignore time spent in game because it completely contradicts their age-old ded gaem shitting
delusion

>when your game is so alive that people who uninstalled after 7.00 (december 2016) still post on /d2g/ about it

I wonder if its the same guy that spent 4 years saying "dota is dying" since 2014 or new funposters.

>let hobos live in my failing business for free
>im still successful because they're in my restaurant 24 hours a day

Some shitposters are VERY committed and there's always some new retard to feed them the (You)s they crave.

Veeky Forums as a whole has been pro reddit for like 5 years already mate

redthedrawfag.tumblr.com

>ancient meta
man... now I miss going S&Y, vanguard and battlefury on every hero

except in this scenario those hobos are using that business more and more, and you're considered a success because you keep raking in more and more money

its funny you should say four years because the population of dota has dropped to a four year low

>wake up
>no patch

>a-bloo-bloo-bloo why are my characters not acting according to my headcannon in cartoon porn somebody else paid for
If you want it done right commision you're own porn.

why would you want a patch anyway? all theyre going to do is adjust a few soulless talents, change a few item recipes, adjust some shit with the runes slightly, etc.

this game has had no significant patch since 7.0. it feels like the same shitty battlerite brawling game since then.

>S&Y leshrac that never leveled lightning storm

>why do you want a patch
>all that will happen is a patch
oh its the brawlposter nevermind

what else is going to happen? untradable hats pass? i mean, i want something great to happen. but i just dont see it.

the game is going to continue to get better and you are going to continue to get more desperate

its win-win

>man I wonder what's going to happen during the biweekly minor balance patch
Minor balance changes. Socking, right?

imagine being such a loser that you uninstall a game more than a year ago but still talk about it obsessively

now that's a YIKES

>valve actually thinks this shit will keep the player base from dwindling

at least, 60% of the people who play dota don't even read any patch notes ever

>new patch
>new battlepass
>new arcana

>no official majors
>battle passes

lmao

valve skipped doing events (frostivus 2017 was just a knee jerk reaction to everyone quiting the game en mass) what makes you think they wouldn't stop doing battle passes

or maybe you left it installed and play it occasionally once a week or something and you are begging for it to be fixed

>205363825
>why would they stop doing thing that makes them massive amounts of money
not even worth a you
shitpost kun

Remember kids: ignore, report and hide. Reports don't really do anything, you can skip that part

>what makes you think they wouldn't stop doing battle passes
because battlepass revenue goes towards TI prizemoney

beg on reddit then, and fuck off from here

>have to pay for 2 of those things
good goy

then where was the winter battle pass nigger?

chances are that if there is a TI battlepass, it'll be the last one

>suddenly pop dust
is this from experience?

>No fall battle pass
>No winter battle pass
>THERE'LL BE A BATTLEPASS HONEST

nope

enjoy your weight for ti

yes
or its some scripting faggot in your pubs

>beg on reddit then, and fuck off from here
cant, reddit ecelebs and mods control and curate posts/ information. they wont let you go against their nu-dota utopia. and thats exactly why valve shouldnt listen to them.

then shut the fuck up because you won't change anything shitposting on /d2g/

>shitposter replying to himself

icefrog has implemented my ideas posted on here and on the official forum before, so youre wrong :)

and what ideas were those?

>thread is literally just a handful of (You) farmers and retards feeding them

>no bulge
dont tell me thats an actual female

Tucking, dogtard.

>being such a dicklet you can tuck it
thats even worse

toes

It's like regular pussy, but cold

holy shit i still can't stop throwing games as soon as a teammate exposes himself as some worthless dipshit. as soon as they flame me for doing something as crazy as dying or missing a spell, i just feel the most utter contempt for them, and i refuse to work together as a team with them anymore. if they flame me only a little bit, i start playing slightly worse because i stop caring whether i win or lose. if they flame me hard, i just throw the game altogether because i just want them to lose. it sucks for the 3 other players on my team, but i just can't let something like that go. it's not a decision i make out of anger, i just want to punish that kind of behavior.

i just don't get it, why would your reaction to someone on your team dying to a 3-man smoke gank be well played spam? what's the point? hate to get all reddit on you but i just don't fucking get the point of flaming your team. just flame the opposing team if you want to flame someone, those are the guys who you should be pissing off, not your own team

i'd really like to mute everyone on my team at the start of a match but that would probably cause me to lose even more games so i can't do that

>dota 2

>satania

think about your other teamamtes who dont deserve the loss(if you have those anyways)
do you want to be that kind of player to them, like the subhumans are to you?

d2g animeposters are not cute

Why arent you building nullifier on bloodseeker?
its literally kills the JUST TP meme

How could you say such a thing

yeah, you're right. i just wish there was some kind of way to punish people who actively work to the detriment of the team like that.

the one thing i'm proud about is that i'll never flame anyone unless i'm provoked. i'm a big fan of thinking of the game as "Us and Them" where you should always believe in your team and always work against the opposing team. i love dropping the big ? on my opponents and i love telling my teammates it's okay if they're doing badly. it's just the people that ignore that dynamic and just flame their own team that grinds into my rectum

i wish there was a way to shadowban people within your team. like your team can secretly vote to ban him from your team so that at the end of the game, the guy who has gotten shadowbanned gains no mmr

of course that would cause a billion problems but it'd be really fun

what if i get four retards and all of them deserve it

toes

animeposters can be cute if they are groomed and possess a genuinely nice soul

people who don't take care of themselves and spew hate on the internet in between watching episodes of gurren lagan are not cute at all

i definitely throw games like that. i feel no guilt or remorse. the objective of dota 2 is making the enemy team lose, and if your own team is being hostile assholes and you can make them lose, you've won the game, even if end screen doesn't reflect that fact

shadowbans already exist, they just dont work because you can create a smurf and the shitstain instantly gets good behaviour score and can play miles above his skill level if he stomps 2 games where he gets to play against literal retards, valve should really solve that shit
feel free to teach them a lesson

>See a subhuman
>become a subhuman
Nice

>battle pass only for TI
>arcana in late 2018
>rubberband still working
>le trilane meta

Don't worry lads, a minor patch each 2 weeks will solve everything

literally me
even if my teammate or me does some kind of mistake there really is no point to start flaming about it, they probably know they fucked up too

the more dota 2 dies the better the game gets

>battle pass only for TI
an excellent way for valve to consolidate its resources and ensure the utmost quality
>arcana in late 2018
jugg arcana release around the same time the ti7 battlepass released, there is nothing to suggest the pudge arcana wont follow this trend
>rubberband still working
as intended
>le trilane meta
whaaaaaa why cant i 1v9 this 5v5 game