/kcdg/ - Kingdom Come Deliverance General

I hate that executions are just a close up Henry's face while he weakly fumbles his sword around. I want to cut their head cuff while they kneel and watch it roll away.

After they are done milking DLC

going to make a mod with a playable lgbt female character and racial diversity as soon as modding is available tbqh senpai

Rape mods are gonna be so good with the choking/unconcious mechanic in this game.

Friendly reminder that only plebs use arrows.

Fuck off Polack

>Want to replay Kingdom Come: Deliverance
>Remember the 6 hour tutorial

I dont think this is going to be something that you'll replay from scratch again.

post henrys

How do you do launch options from the shortcut? I pirated the game, shame on me. Should I simply put -yada yada after the executable location quote and a space?

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if you skip all the cutscenes the tutorial is like at most 30 minutes long

>Crosshair

Neck yourself

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METAL AS FUCK

>These two fuckers

HOW DO I KILL THESE ASSHOLES I'VE RELOADED LIKE 8 TIMES NOW FUCK

Would this work?

Stealth archer one in the face, then one v one the other.

The tutorial is like 30-40min if you go fast, also you can just keep a save backup in the future

I was able to do it after knocking out a random guard and using all his shit.

>gone weak at the knees have you
He really doesn't know what he's getting into does he

Anyone know which locked chest in Talmberg contains a bludgeon weapon? I want it to nonlethally defeat people.

Liechtenauer mod when?
youtube.com/watch?v=VIKMPIFJkzk

I'm fucking terrible at archery without it, which breaks my immersion because I'm fairly good at archery in real life, and I picked it up way faster than in-game. I'm pretty sure it's because my monitor is too big and I'm having trouble determining where the middle is.

why not just wait to become a town;s guard
>only covering the face
faggots

>start game
>intro cutscene freezes multiple times
>change vegetation graphics option to higher setting for those pretty forests, takes three minutes for the game to load the menu background with the new setting
>finally get into the gameplay itself
>stuff all of the family's food into my pockets
>go outside
>see horses
>go up to inspect one, trying to see if it has a beautifully rendered hors pussy
>accidentally punch horse in the ass
>horse runs over and stands next to mommy
>go try to talk to guy moving hay
>knock him out and steal his shit instead
>go sell his shit to merchant
>take the money I got to the gambling dude, bet it all then discover I have to read a ton of shit to learn how to play dice
>exit and lose all my money because reading is for nerds
>go try to climb on top of roofs
>get on top of one then slide off
>ankles fucking explode when I hit the ground
>game tells me to go to mommy, I limp home at a snail's pace while bleeding to death
>mommy kisses my wounds and they're magically healed
>continue wandering around town
>find unlocked house door
>find unlocked chest inside
>steal everything
>old lady comes in and starts yelling at me
>punch old lady in the face
>guards are already there, blocking the doorway out
>try to punch guard but instead the game has me grab his shoulders and push him
>he goes flying to the other side of the street
>make my escape
>another guard chases me down and hits me in the back
>get surrounded by them
>guard beats me to death while I'm holding G to surrender
>in the middle of loading screen
>KCD.exe has stopped working

Great game

so how actually long is the game's main quest line, im up to the whodunit charcoal marathon

just put a sticky note where it is
did you try letting go of g

Fuck Pebbles, Bucephalus best horse!

HOW in the actual fuck am I supposed to beat this cunt Milan all I know how to do is flail my fists around like a retard

you can sleep at any point to save the game

Become a town guard as in for the disguise to escape? I've already tried that but I get no bludgeon weapon.

He is basically unbeatable till end game.

Dude was easy. git gud.

The same mechanics for sword is how unarmed works... so if you understand that, you can figure out unarmed. If you suck at that too, git training, nerd.

>endgame is squire-status
>no owning land or a castle and becoming a lord
the fuck

the miller criminal has a bludgeon in one of his chests iirc but that's down in rattay

>Walk fuck far from Rattay looting and killing for 3 hours
>Remember I need to sleep to save
>Fast travel home
>Interrupted
>Its 4 superhulk knights who swarm and maul me before I can even pause the game.
>3 hours of progress gone

if you become a town guard you get a club, its the main quest

This is bullshit. I didn't do the fist fights for quite awhile, but he wasn't any harder than the first couple guys.

What is end game? Have you finished the game yet or just talking shit? I've been playing for about 26 hours or so, and I'm still a squire, and it might be disappointing if I end up finishing the game without advancing, but it's not really a huge deal to me either.

He could carry a house, and he ain't afraid o' nuffin!

>not surrendering

>fast travel
and here's where Henry knew he fucked up

Dude, is it so hard to drink a fucking Schnapps? They're like 80-90 Groschen, you can get twice that amount by murdering a random Cuman cunt.

lol, 3 hours of progress. That means you went several in game days without sleeping or saving like a total fucking moron. You're overexaggerating, shitter.

Every day, which is like 30-40mins long, I'm saving the game just by performing a needed function of resting. Quit being a god damned retard.

Sleeping at camps doesnt save.

Can I do that while still in Tamberg? I need a bludgeon weapon as soon as possible to avoid killing people I fight.

The story ends and you can keep playing. There's no new game+ or anything like that.

NPCs have randomly generated quests like before the story ends, but they're boring, kill bandits, fetch quest type shit.

You're still fucking retarded for knowing that and pushing your luck for as long as you did. I am always heading back to the Miller to drop off extra repair kits, visiting Rattay to sell and whatever.

Will they milk them tho? Vavra said he is sorry they didnt have enough time to implement some things that were promised and so they will release them asap in a FREE dlc

>Kill a bunch of bandits with dads sword
>King Bandit seems to think the sword has never killed for some reason
>Henry later mentions never having killed anyone even though I've killed a dozen people

IT FUCKING DOES
it's how i saved in the hunting quest

just slice them three times, then stab wait stab if they havent surrendered
they didn't die they just surrendered their life to God

The free bludgeon weapon is part of the main quest, which is literally right after you wake up after getting your ass kicked and your sword stolen.

by the late middle ages the chances of a peasant getting ennobled and being grated land was almost non-esistant. No matter how great in skill you are, you will always be just a filthy peasant to the powers that be.

Sleeping in beds "you own" saves
otherwise, no.

But you got schnapps for that. Use it. It's not expensive.

Why is all of the meat I harvested from hunting rabbits marked as stolen? Are vendors going to be upset with me if I try to sell it to them?

now explain night vision potions.

sneak in at night when they're both asleep and butcher them before they wake up

This is bullshit. It wasn't ridiculously common, but it did happen.

then why did it save my game the three times i tried to sleep
BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING POACHER
run back to the mill, put it all in the soup, then go back to the castle

How do cooking pots work? It seems like you just drop something in and the pot refreshes? I threw some rotten onions in one as a test. Gave me like 40 food points.

alternatively you get the unlimited save mod

peasants at the very bottom was a no no, the richer baliff or blacksmith who could dine at the lord's hall might be given land

I thought that in IRL hares and other small game could be hunted freely by peasants, it was only large game such as deer and boar that were for noblemen only.

>Sleeping in beds "you own" saves
I got the problem when it stops saving while you sleeping in a bed. For some reason the game can't overwhrite old saves. You have to delete the files manualy.

in which stable can i buy the bucephalus and what does he cost?

Run with admin priveleges.

it varied from lord to lord, technically he could execute it for you if he wished, thus by 'letting' you do it he can kill you at some other point when you dishonour him

>literally the son of a well known if not famous blacksmith who basically becomes a knight through sheer force of will and schnapps
I think /ourboy/ Henry has a shot.

you pretty much can sell every common stolen shit, like foods, regular clothes etc

You can keep saying it, but you're still wrong.

DLC

Oh. That's the one of those games.

like a filthy casual

Does the 200 goshen rooms become a permenant house?

Yes. I've only bought one though and it bugged out right after and I can't even open the door. Which isn't really a big deal, I guess, because the two rooms to the sides I can usually sleep in regardless if they are owned or not and I still get autosaves.

drink your schnapps grandpa

post your proofs that the absolute worst off would rise above squire

this is an actual story spoiler rather than some skaven porn You are Sir Radzig's bastard son, they fled the city because it was a duke's daughter he fucked, they fled to the country side because then the king ruled, not the city with all its metropolitan lores

what's the shortcut for equipping the torch?

can you just avoid talking to the miller? I don't want to do shady shit.

Why do mail coifs look like literal condoms?
Here is my henry anyway, I am VERY Sorry for you people to see the shame of the spanish UI. I might switch to english because of the fucking retarded translated town names etc.

I'm not against that. The game is buggy enough to warrant some "safety nets" - plus people have emergencies to deal with and a save on quit feature is sort of necessary.

I think I might get it myself and use it very sparely.

I primarily got it to savescum lockpicking because it's fucked

am i the only one who thinks lockpicking is fine if a bit easy once you get the hang of it

What's the command line for steam?

talk to him but reject the quest, you don't have to pay him, and paying him is fueling greed so you shouldn't

Great, dear old dad was a cuck for raising another man's son.

I wish they released a Czech language + English subtitles DLC, that would be rad.

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No, find it yourself.

add it to shortcut if it doesn't
pirate friend

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