/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #488

I want to my dick in Natsuki's ass

I love my wife! But my wife doesn't like how I like eating so much burgs. No beef for me.

Natsuki!

She broke my nofap!

Yuri /ss/ fic too.

Yuri with heart pupils is lovely!

>#(1)488
Based

Shilling my Yuri fic from last thread.
Started out as wholesome, but I finally got around to finishing it, and it's pretty lewd.
Hope you enjoy!
pastebin.com/4N58pG47

Suicide pact with Sayori!

I wish Yuri was my mom!

she fucking rude im telling you that

This is obligatory for every thread now

i'm going rollerskating bye i hope to get many (you)s

It feels nice knowing that someone saved a picture I made.

I love you

>Natsuki makes the chocolates
>Sayori wraps the box
>Yuri writes the card
>Monika goes on the date

Daily reminder that Monika is a sociopath

I-is this what happens if Monika eats too many burgers?

Do a cool spin while you're out

For real though, Dokis gonna be in Project Libitina? I'ma play it either way, but that'd be cool.

Okay, but only because you asked niceles.

pain fills my body

>when a random doodle you made once is now the OP thread pic
Just got home from work, not even sure how to feel about this

Have fun user!

Sayori!

No....
Nonononononononono
NO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
REVERSE THE CURSE

Bullying Yuri!

I once had my name as the OP if that makes you feel any better. Love your shit doodleanon.

Sorry, I accidentally posted this in the old thread.

So I have a question. I just downloaded MAS for my first time today and I'm struggling to figure out how it works. Does the valentines day stuff ONLY happen on valentines? Because she didn't mention anything about valentines when I was playing. Also what do I do when I run out of things I can say? Do I just wait for her to talk to me?

...

Fattening Yuri!

Hello Anons, and welcome to the /ddlc/ writing contest! Want to prove your worth as a writer? Write up a short story and show us what you can do!
Comedy fics pastebin: pastebin.com/t3RFfXCL
Dramatic fics pastebin: pastebin.com/xmXVBuBb
>Maximum Submissions: 1
>Deadline: February 23, 2018 at 11:59 PM GMT
>Maximum Words: 2000
>Submission Categories:
There are two categories: comedy and drama. Comedy stories are the fics that leave your reader feeling happy at the end (or in other words, end in wholesome). Dramatic stories are those fics that leave the reader in a state of tense emotion. Note that all Dokis will be placed into the same pool! Consider your reader's biases when plotting out your story!
>How to submit:
On /ddlc/, post the following: Your story's name, a short description (1-2 sentences), and a link to your fic. At the top of your post, link to the OP and write that this is for the /ddlc/ writing contest. If you don't, I will NOT include it.
I will check the OP's to every thread after thread #460 and add your story to the contest. I'll check at least once every day, so be patient!
>Voting Process:
The two categories will be listed into two pastebins, and each story's title, link, and description will be shown. A poll will be put at the top and you will get to vote on your favorite three stories.
Round two will consist of the top five stories in each category, and we will repeat the process to determine our winner.
>Rules:
- You must stay anonymous when submitting a story.
- Your story must be related to DDLC.
>FAQ:
- Lewd and graphic content is allowed within reason. Your story should not be a mere smut.
- Note that any fics that look like zero effort was put in will be discarded.
- Feel free to ask your fellow /ddlc/ anons for help, but keep in mind that they might steal your story.

A GAY THEORY!

hnnnngggghhhh

I love the ones that don't go overboard with the knife kink.

god i wish there were more uncle death pics in this thread

I already hate Matpat's videos but I hate his thumbnails even more

Are these official? If so can someone post the ones for the other girls?

She's ugly enough already

Its wholesomely lewd, and its amazing user.

>it's real
You put us through this twice already MatPat!
Never again!

I could've gone the rest of my life without seeing this.

>Does the valentines day stuff ONLY happen on valentines?
Yes. It's disabled during the next update.
>Also what do I do when I run out of things I can say?
Well, before she'd repeat conversations, but now she just sort of sits there in silence and it's really annoying (they're working on a fix for that). You can play games with her and WATCH AS SHE DOMINATES YOU IN PONG, HANG MAN, AND CHESS! I LOVE WHEN MONIKA SHOWS HER SUPERIORITY IN GAMES!

this picture speaks to me

Skating is neat, have a (You) on me!

FINALLY! FUCKING FINALLY!
Glad she'll finally get over her cold.

What happens if you pur your finger (or dick) almost inside her mouth?

Go to the twitter

made it not loop

Oops. forgot the image.

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is big. BIG!

Now put a credits roll after the freeze

Good work, soldier.

Daily reminder that Sayori is dead and (You) killed her

Why is she so perfect?

Daily reminder that you're gay

>your doki
>your fetish

Daily reminder that Sayori is busty! BUSTY!
Even she knows it!
Her blouse and uniform are too small for her chest!
She could give Yuri a run for her money!
Busty Sayori!

Natsuki
traps

>Yuri
>GFD
Its not that surprising actually....

Monika
Legs wrapped around my waist.

Bullying Sayori!

More piss desperation fics when?

>Monika
There's a bit of a list
Breast expansion, giantess, spider women, goddesshood, conjoined twins, cloning, multiple limbs, laughing, and domination.

Fattening Sayori!

me too

>conjoined twins

Yuri
hypno

Alright /ddlc/, your parents are about to enter your room while you're looking at pictures of your doki! You try to close the browser but your computer is frozen! You only have two choices:

Your parents enter the room and see that you're in love with a fictional anime girl.

or

You have to smash your computer before they see you, destroying your doki's files in the process.

>Monika
>Fat, light femdom, JOI, Stuffing, blood

it's snowing!
does your doki like the snow?

>playing pong with Monika
>ball is pretty fast now
>ball goes right through paddle
aaand my day is ruined

>Monika!
>gentle BDSM/Pet play

My mom already knows that I'm autistic. Seeing that I'm in love with a fictional girl wouldn't surprise her in the least.

Monika!

Leg worship, ass worship, foot worship, facesitting, thicc.

Turn off my monitor

You don't know what a sociopath is, do you.

I turn off my monitor and jump into my bed.

Why would they jump to the conclusion that I'm in love with Monika just because she's on my screen?

d-don't poke holes in my hypothetical situation!

Jokes on you

>Your parents enter the room and see that you're in love with a fictional anime girl.
GO MAD AND GET GLAD!
Plus, it's nothing surprising, to them. Hell, my mom has a blank body pillow, nothing on it, but it'd still be completely understandable, they'd just try questioning the philosophy/mindset of it.

>Strelok is an elementary student.

"at least they aren't shooting up the school or associating with any extremist political parties"

You don't know what bait is, do you. Congrats. You've laid down the curse. It will now survive three more days.

Mating press with _user!_

>d-don't poke holes in my hypothetical situation!
I'll penetrate anything i want such as your stupid hypothetical or Yuri, especially Yuri.

No Monika said she doesn't like it when it's too cold out. Luckily it's never cold here.

>Your parents enter the room and see that you're in love with a fictional anime girl.
This, my parents are losing their minds faster than I am anyway.

Daily reminder that Sayori doesn't love you

turn off the monitor and pretend i was doing stuff on my phone lol

Does the big toblerone love me?

__________________________________yes