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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf | teamfortress.tv/33738
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
crap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
FACEIT (NA/EU): faceit.com
ESEA (NA): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
OZFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (SA): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Discord
pottisdefenseforce.com

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youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo
twitter.com/AnonBabble

betting four ref on red

second for late valentines day

>mfw I will be one of those 100 autists still playing this game in 2028

>only 100 people left
>people that have at least 10k hours in
>that want to actually play the game and not be friendly on 2fort or load up jailbreak
>abandon valve servers and make a few community servers around the globe that rotate all the good maps
>add other important shit like autobalance
>matches of at least 6v6 with people who are actually competent on maps that arent shit
i see nothing wrong with this

>go heavy on my smurf account because fuck it
>get competent meds somehow despite wearing a golden gibus and an empty spirit of giving
>an engineer at one point underestimates me and gets himself killed because he came at me with his shotgun
>fucking push blue back to their second spawn on gorge
>topscore with a jose.gonzalez style name
why the fuck is this so much fun

>"smurfing" in tf2
god you're pathetic

playing on a new account is a nice change every once in a while, it forces you to use all stock (no escape plan, no crossbow) and makes you genuinely excited when you get an item drop
also getting achievements every 5 minutes is stupid fun

>painted hats
i think you only fooled yourself pal
also who the fuck needs to smurf in tf2

>grannybod mod

>not painting your gibus to sell the smurf
also idk, i kinda like it, having new weapons feel special and being able to earn achievements for seemingly nothing is a breath of fresh air

ive never once looked at someone with a painted gibus and thought that they just started playing the game

every fucking f2p paints their gibus with the paint they get on christmas though

nah

>make server to take pictures of the map
>this little shit spawns and merasmus gives me a heart attack
fucking hell since when can this happen

are you okay now user?

no actually, i've been feeling nauseous for the past hour or so
i hope it's not terminal spoopedness, because i know of no cure for that

does the thermal thruster really need a holster speed penalty + a delay before being able to holster + a delay after drawing before being able to use + a delay between using and takeoff
who designs this gay shit

damn...

yeah, it does, pyro should not be able to instantly fly away

third tour drop lol
welp, looks i'll never play mvm again

but mvm is fun

why should soldier and demoman
they don't have to sacrifice an entire weapon for it and can also attack while doing so

ill buy it for 2 ref

because they lose a lot of health
gunboats are a bit more lenient in that regard but soldier can't melt you in half a second then instantly fly away

dont take that other guys offer
ill raise him
i can give 4 ref for it

I did an autism, can do unlocks if you guys want
pastebin.com/TzhP3Wgb

the holster speed penalty is all it needs to combat that
the jumping trajectory is more or less identical each time you use it so there really shouldn't be any issue killing the pyro if you make the jetpack less clunky

remove every support class and give engineer a hard limit of 2
tf2 is now fixed

remove engineer
tf2 is now fixed

what would you call this posture

i would call it pretty hot

>Falloff on rocket damage is calculated based on the distance from the engineer to the target, not the sentry gun to the target
didn't they change that?
or was that only using the wrangler?

pyro flamethrower
identical to stock flamethrower except the airblast sucks enemies and projectiles toward you
inhaled projectiles deal 50% reduced damage and don't mini-crit
taunt: dab

would you use it

>anything pyro

fuck no

epic post my're fellow soldier main
simply......... epic .....

>soldier main

it's a well known fact that if you complain about pyro you immediately become a soldier main

Stupid question, but if I buy the contract pass now I can still get the paint rewards and stuff, right?

I thought that was the spy

no spy mains recognize they're the bottom bitch
soldier mains feel personally threatened whenever another class can consistently beat their class and take to various internet forums and imageboards to complain about it instead of adapting or changing class

>look at stabby's stats
>see this
what the FUCK

that's pretty sad, if he put those hours on an actual class he could actually be good now
or if he put them in a job or education maybe he would be better off

the same could be said of any of us. if you took all your video game hours and did something practical you'd be good at something

when's lan, bros?

this is a play by the "best" player in tf2.

clips.twitch
.tv/BlazingColdMouseKlappa

good ingame comp when?

b4nny is b4d we already knew this

>bust this thing out in a pub
>2 medics latch on to my dick, get a full 8 seconds of uber in the first 30 seconds since i joined

I don't see you fragging him buddy boy

19:28:15 Ja: U have to Be stupid to like 6 s caues there is so much morr actian in highlander lol

>fag with 350 ping joins mge
>teleporting all over the place
>tell them to go back to skial 2fort
>hurr hurr what's the matter can't even beat a lagger?

>getting beaten by a lagger
holy shit user

...

every server should autoban anyone with over 100 ping

strawpoll.me/15087041

Why do you fags never actually reply to posts?

why do you fags always call each other fags?

because the majority of the underage kids still here are homos

stop posting without replying and give me my fucking (you)s you ungrateful child

you do NOT deserve, idiot

you deserve to die

what the you say nigga?

i deserve ?

SHUT UP CORSA I DIDNT MISS

ok BUT DO I DESERVE???

Reminder that Rewind Open qualifiers are starting in roughly 2 hours, and then we'll move on to the first portion of the LAN! Details(or lack thereof) here: teamfortress.tv/46207/rewind-ii-open-qualifier-final-rounds
Totally 100% coincidence that Overwatch's free weekend coincides with LAN, I'm sure it's for Chinese New Year's.

Overwatch living in your head rent free.

So uh.. you did donate $100 to get your in game medal, right?

...

Communism is inevitable.

Someone buy this for PDF

It ends in a deletion and ban

Demoman can't instantly fly away, he has to fuck around with sticky arm time and positioning himself at just the right spot above the sticky.

no fun allowed with you huh

...

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*unsheathes sticky jumper, quickiebomber launcher & tide turner*

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sex pistols

The Shooting Ster xD

are you a bad enough dude to think up a $200 description

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