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"My admin Probe came to Veeky Forums a friend. He had Lord Pomf's flags and colours, and posted his images on the thread to meme with friends. And they shitposted him. Shitposted, I say, and may Goldsteel choke upon his fables. I admin with MaiPai, forumpost with Xevonix, promise Sawbones a steam friend request ... but never think that means I have forgotten. The thread remembers, Headmin Foster. The thread remembers, and the mummer's farce is almost done. My admin is back."
Blake Scott
It's Friday, I better see everyone single one of you faggots on the server tonight.
Xavier Sanders
Too busy playing better games without complete animals and faggots
Kevin Perry
Whatchu playin lately user?
Liam Kelly
I have never watched GoT and can't make sense of that but that is my name. Post a mapping complaint.
Zachary Taylor
I like to play bay sometimes
Ryan Gutierrez
At least you can find enough time to shit up the thread while not playing the game.
Ryder Gutierrez
Nu-Bay Colonial Memes-tier shit, or Old Bay where it was still a station?
Daniel Reyes
Oh, I'm still playing it. You fags brought this upon yourselves
Alexander Ross
The former is all I get, unfortunately
Adrian Evans
Tfw no corporate bay on an uncucked SEV torch
Sebastian Campbell
baby's day out mode when
>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart >captain has to secure him >anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him >baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers >babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief >baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods) >four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle >if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins >if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins >if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
Blake Rivera
Me in the middle
Jaxson Sullivan
Why is everyone a muhrine now?
Thomas Harris
You know, april's fools is near
Cooper Roberts
Worth noting that to my knowledge, admins don't have guidelines for how to deal with Rev/Cult rounds.
The way I see it, if crewmembers are resisting search/implant after a revolution has been confirmed, security shouldn't get bwoinked for killing them.
Jonathan Rogers
...
Gavin Green
You walk by the bar to find a girl dressed in white and black, who's face is covered by a monochrome mask in the same color scheme as her clothes. The mime's brown is topped with a noticeable red beret. She notices you as your eyes explore her heavenly body, with extra attention to her chest. She isn't as big as say, the nurse or the cute scientist you talked to the other day, but she can at least be around the perky B-cup range with her nipples poking through her shirt ever so slightly. You look at her ID, it seems her name is Ellie. She motions you to go into the dark halls of the maintenance shafts with her, and you oblige. After all, who wouldn't want some sweet mime pussy? As you turn on the flashlight, you can see her little ass filling her tights as she moves through the metallic halls. You follow her down into a storage room, laying her on the table. As she gazes into your eye, you can feel your muscles loosen, and you go into a trance. She nips your neck, giggling as she starts to suck you dry. You start feeling weak as she bites harder, until you black out.
Looks like someone should've turned on their suit sensors.
Juan Martin
I want to cum inside that mime
Leo Thompson
...
Liam Campbell
>Vampire starts attacking crew with a katana right in front of me. >RD had left a laser gun in my room, so I grabbed it and shot him up to try and save a janitor, scientist and I bashed him to death and decapitated him >Feel regret as I know it immediately became Vampstended.
Matthew Williams
>one round >all ready self shilling
Ethan Ross
Reminded me >last night >simple mobs flooding the hallways >smack down tape >see a greyshirt getting violated by a mob behind the tape >volley the caps laser into the greyshirt because he’s trying to yakkity away >volley the caps laser into him again spacecombat.jpg
Juan Cooper
hot
Grayson Fisher
the threads going by so fast no one will know that i'm gay
Grayson Allen
It's common knowledge by now
Luis Clark
>2562 >walk into bar >battle of lil slugger starts playing
William Smith
>want to play ss13 >dont want to play ss13
Wyatt Myers
Hey Probey
Kayden Perez
Heads up on balance PR.
(Bagel) Rebalances starting power to last 15-20 minutes instead of 90 minutes by reducing starting charge on SMES from 1,000,000 to 200,000.
I should remake image that since annoying dylanstrategie with anime is no longer vogue.
Hello anonymoose.
Carson Ward
Imagine everyone is 100% competent at their job. How many people would each department need to unlock its full potential (Medbay curing people asap and having all powers, Science having every mineral and shitting out mechs, etc.) ?
Colton Wood
That would be boring.
Carter Johnson
0
Isaiah Jackson
>Heads What even is authority when nobody listens to you >Sec Depends heavily on how many antags you are and whether they're also competent >Engineering 1 MoMMI >Cargo One for manning the desk and handling orders through telepads, one for walling off cargo and declaring independence >Medbay >2 min, 4 preferably >Science Fucking 1 at the most
>heads lmao >sec 1 warden, 3 security officers and one of the officers with the scanner >enginnering 2 pipe wizards and a mommi that ahelped to help in the autism project >cargo 1 qm to handle the crates, 2 cargo techs doing a gimmick and 2 miners, one that knows how to cheese vault and another one with dwarven blood >medbay 3 autists and a geneticist >science one scientist that camps telescience 24/7 and overseers the entire station while inside of a small cubicle with the cameras, cmc, telepad console and a chem dispenser.
Grayson Cooper
Depends on if you just want to run a station (aka just set up power, maybe grow/order some food), or actually cope with shit. Engineering can be done just by setting power, but if dude bombs go off, you're gonna want more people. Same with medbay etc
Brayden Wood
We don't talk about that here.
Justin Morales
Thanks Borgo Really hope Vincent made it out
Oliver Ortiz
i passed out mid round, what happened?
Gabriel Brooks
I feel like you're missing the point of the game.
The fun comes from people being incompetent.
Christian Murphy
Who did the flood? The nonantag plasmaman or marko 'greentext' bomb?
Carson Cruz
Not that dude, but competant people should be restricted to Heads only and clown.
Christian Gomez
Usual distro memes resulting in shuttle call. Though that RD and Atmos Tech I genuinely believed were antags considering how they acted.
Joseph Williams
>call for engi to unfuck syndie'd jukebox >says no because radiation >keep coming back to the bar and hearing batmanXironman adult fanfic >lose my shit after it's still going on for what feels like half an hour >get a toolkit and start fucking with the jukebox myself >get irradiated to the point where CMO needs to do full body surgery on me
I wish that Engi was a bit more cautionary with his tales
Ryder Cooper
reminds me of when I once got Machine Overloaded as HoS by a Milf AI and when I yelled loud that the AI was malfunctioning the HoP didn't believe me because he didn't trust HoSes as a categorical rule
moral of the story is that heads should be people you can trust to be competant
Julian Martinez
Can't unfuck emagged jukeboxes, just hacked ones. Also, just get a wirecutter, radiation only comes from pulsing a certain wire
Ethan Miller
I was that engi, I didn't want to irradiate everyone in the bar, but yeah, it's serious shit if you get the wrong wire... at least medbay got something to do though
Grayson Wilson
Marko
Samuel Hernandez
Alright you got 10 hours out of me, thats all you get today
Ian Cook
the syndie'd jukebox is better than the normal one, protip: pulse the shuffle and the power wire to change songs.
Adam Nguyen
>tfw jukebox hacking is a secret only mastered by a couple people
Nicholas Green
Nothing in the logs about bob fucking with pipes, so the borg killed an innocent man for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Andrew Allen
>Basic SS13 Round
Angel Torres
Get a radsuit if you want to do that. Engineering shouldn't mind lending it to you if you just explain what it's for.
For how easy it is to fuck the distro line, it's very hard to un-fuck it.
Easton Foster
Marko "Guaranteed Antag" Bomb
Gabriel Barnes
>NEVER TRUST SHITCURITY I'd say this is a good rule for the layman, but Heads should at least be competent enough to evaluate how each other member of the Command staff should be treated. As long as they communicate every once in a while, they're good in my book.
Jackson Miller
BEWARE
Landon Flores
Batman and Robocop. It's half an hour long, you can find the script on google
Juan Jackson
I kinda wish that there was a tiered unlock system for rolls. Every "basic" departmental job starts unlocked but to unlock auxiliary rolls (like xenoarch/bio/warden/detective) you'd have to play a minimum of 5 to 10 rounds as a basic officer/doctor/scientist position. Only unlock heads when you've done 5 rounds or so with all rolls related to the department. Captain is unlocked by doing 5 or so rounds as all heads.
Sounds like bayshit, but it'd be nice knowing a head at least played those departments a respectable amount and might just know what he's doing instead of Joe schmo that just started playing and went HoS for free armory access to do his nazi gimmick.
Aiden Powell
What server is best if I want to rp a shota boyslut?
Jack Gray
He had been law 2'd by Horatio, actually.
Horatio spent all round trying to get the AI/Borg to either arrest or fuck the plasmaman.
Michael Ortiz
Did you made it out alive ? A borgo dragged me so I could go to the pods without passing out from the cold t. Alois
Hudson Kelly
That's the one, I was trying my hardest not to actually listen to it. It was.. indeed Robocop instead..
Xavier Harris
Poor Bob
Gabriel Morgan
Nah. The fasted way to git gud is to sink or swim. Getting lynched for being a shitler a few times usually convinces people.
Noah Ortiz
Friendly reminder of what SS13 has become
Oliver Jones
Not here Vore, maybe
>Fallout Also Ivy is a boy's name so that's gay
Jaxson Flores
my steam friends list
Isaiah Jenkins
i've only ever met girls named Ivy
Juan Ortiz
So is Ashley you fag
Nathaniel Harris
now now, no need to hate on Fallout13. I have had some good roleplay on the NON-ERP server.
Jackson Peterson
Veeky Forums
look at ailsa
Anthony Evans
>Vore, maybe
Checked it, all characters must be 18 years old or above.
Robert Miller
I'm gonna play at least one round user, just for you
Lincoln Clark
>tfw no qtpie silicon to keep you company
Nolan Myers
Ban evading or pardon from the host?
Ryan Jenkins
Ban evading obviously. They'll never catch me!
Adrian King
>2hotdogs permaban reason: banevading (pomf123)
Sebastian Cox
>Tfw no erp serber that has no furries or the expectation to fill somone/you're own stomach with living people.
>tfw tried vore once and saw people freaking out about someone erping but a-okay with killing mouse people with their stomach acids.
Dylan Sullivan
what is pomfs static? Or does he random name?
Luis Allen
His static on pomf123 was Alejandro something last I saw, but no doubt different if he plays on an alt
Camden Kelly
alejandro hirleman
Dominic Cooper
If you vote for Box your dick becomes a noodle
Lincoln Butler
>no other docs, just me to run all of medbay, and I start late >there's 1 mommi who's making an operating room right in the middle of medbay >make the mixes, stock the fridge >stock the other fridge the mommi made >make biomass for the cloner, and order more blood >start getting tools from science >still not a single patient >sorting out first aid kits when the powersink blows, breaking my foot and making me deaf >I'm virtually the only casualty, most medbay machines are gone, unpowered or broken >get a suit from eva eventually, then make it to escape
That round just skipped the wild ride completely, went straight from prep to shtf and evac. I gave out 1 pill all shift
Juan Miller
So, if Tator AI is malf without any of the difficulty, why don't they just merge the two?
Caleb Young
I think I have nothing to worry about
Oliver Wright
there are no stupid que-
Connor King
>When you want to meme but someone rolls bombs
John Nguyen
DATUMS NEVER
Jace Hall
>tfw loved being male squire on Lifeweb and just being an idealistic boy and following my mentor all bright-eyed and cheerful >tfw can't do that on anything else
Christopher Morales
What of I don't have a sick to start with.
Xavier Hernandez
>not playing with a raging boner
Gabriel Bennett
Friendly reminder that marko bomb is objectively bad player.