/palg/ - Paladins General

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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB##)
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>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>Reveal Trailer (Add champ name here):
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>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB##):
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>OP Template
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Does this mean /hirez/ has been defeated?

no

>(add link here) is the new [embed][embed]
But thanks for making a new thread.

I want more animal sidekicks

Pet rock for Inara WHEN

OP is a fag

yes, we dont need that general

rate me :3

Isn't it kind of boring pub stomping with people all the time though?

maeve should have a smaller maeve as a sidekick

Damage/HP buffs while killing enemies in PABG is a mistake.

So now that unbound isn't going away, should I just level up Vivian to max and piss everyone off? For shit and giggles, I don't really even give a shit about this game anymore, so might at least alloy the pay 2 winners with 10 level cards

vivian sucks, fernando is stupid OP at level 10

I'm glad they kept best boy best boy

They are definitely too high, you can snowball people into oblivion.

But you can't be mad at Fernando, i need a character that people hate and is stupidly easy to play. It's the perfect way to make people mad, especially pay2winners

>still whining about vivian after two nerfs

how about you destroy her sensor and stop standing in the open?

>high level Fernando in tdm
Literally unkillable, it's glorious.

Just breathe Cassie could be good at pissing people off.
Zhin seems to piss off goldies a lot though.

retarded redditor

says the dude whining about vivian

>tfw I made the same question about the cheapest slave on /lolg/ and the first answer was "Definitely Janna. She's an elf."

Are there other non-dead games with cute girls to make crossovers with? I don't play online games besides Paladins and league.

We need more skins like troublemaker. I want the full band

Ash. She deserves a good skin for once.

ronin is nice

Well, you could hit up the dotards too. And maybe the HotSfags. I'm sure they've got some degree of cute girl in those somewhere.
The fighting game generals might provide responses too.

>Australian Ash with a Didgeridoo as cannon
>OI, LET'S FIGHT M8

After that Aussie Grover anything is possible.

Reminder elves are for rape

>VEL is "U 'avin' a giggle, m8?"

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I've always wanted a Kerry King Buck

I just wanted to remind you that I love my wife with all my heart and anyone still insisting on being mean to her through lies or insults is a bad person.

“vivian sucks”, as in, if you want to pick an OP champ to pub stomp then vivian is a bad choice

there are enough waifus to deliver every load to the load receptacle

what is despair?

Nando is ethereal, and I am in love with this skin

I'd play fernando if I got that gundam skin, but right now I'm doing just fine never touching him. Same with longboard lex

I had the black gundam skin before this.

I don't understand.

playing as ash when the enemy tank has resilience

I don't, they removed any way of getting cosmetics without spending crystals and I'd rather uninstall than have to spend any money. When the hell are the recolor/uncommon cosmetics coming back

Yeah, but you used to be able to buy that skin with VIP points

Well I'm sitting on about 17k of those and as far as I can tell it's useless currency, golden guns didn't appeal to me in any game

When will Paladins get Adventure Modes?

You do know you can get one free Diamond Chest a month, right? All you need to do is complete 40 quests, which you can do 3 per day, and they all be done in the AI modes. what I'm saying is that Nando skin is one of the skins in that chest.

its been like this a while lads, help

we did

we stopped getting them because they were shit

The stars do smell good

>I'd play X champ if I got X skin.

Wow. People like this really exist?

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I didn't play Lex until I got his Longboard voicepack.

twenty three (23) items for linking a twitch prime account.

nice

Try moving the window. It might be hiding a box of some kind.
Alternatively, force-close it and restart it.
Or, it might need you to restart your computer.

I envy you. Good luck that they don't find out and revert it.

Reinstall Hirez Authentication Service.

When I got the steampunk Torvald I tried to play him for the first time, but I sucked at it, so I stopped. I guess it's just a case of ''I prefer x champ over y champ, so why would I play y champ?'', and then they unlock a cool skin for y champ

I got replicant ying out of my chest so I have to wait another month for not the skin but a chance to get a skin. At least overwatch gives me sprays and player icons for every level

23? As in, you got both the BK skin, mount, and the maeve skin and chests?

Yeah but then you're playing OW.

I haven't played since about July, can anyone give me the basic gestalt on major changes?

I was a Cassie main.

L O N D O N
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Yes

Did you still get the gold chests or something?
I can't imagine it counting up to 23 total items in total if not for those.

Isn't that how it's supposed to work though? Did you get the 10 gold chests and 5 radiant from last month too?

Yes, i opened them all and got junk

yes i did, already opened the gold, here are the radiants

I got both rewards too because I could somehow get a 2nd 30-day trial for prime

Fugg, I shoulda waited to activate my trial.

my prime autorenewed on my ex's credit card
oops

she never got in touch about it.

>the desire sensor is real
thank you twitch now i can have big titty mommy

I also got plushie makoa

dead game

Bullying is not allowed in /palg/.

Threadly reminder to always bully godlets

whats the best way of mastering movement and shooting?

hours in the training range?

playing the game

Playing a better game

Gaming a better play.

Training range isn't the best place to actually practice, it's only really good for testing what abilities do.

I still don't get why we couldn't have something cool like an expandable shooting range as a gold sink.

>expecting the training range to mimick the game at all
There's some really wierd bugs that happen only there, it's like some bizarre parallel dimension

>what do you mean I have to PAY to improve my shooting range?
>woooooooow
That's how it would go down.

Because the game is coded to work with networking in mind. When you make an offline arena many things that depend on server responses and inputs simply break.
Mind you, I'm not defending them, just saying the most likely reason why the shooting range is like another dimension. That doesn't excuse them of being awful programmers that let this happen in the first place.

Can we fucking not have three different currencies with the paid one being the only useful one

>fortnite's PVE is pay to win as fuck
>they realize p2w in their battle royale mode would kill it, so make it completely free outside of cosmetic shit and promise all future gameplay affecting updates will be free
>paladins sees this and still goes for unbound cards even though they could snatch some of fortnite's "we're PUBG but f2p" audience purely by being on steam instead of the garbage epic launcher

the fuck are they even thinking?

Behave, user, or you won't get any Rubies, Credits, Class Points or Tokens.

>Paladins gold used to be more valuable than SMITE favor
>now it's worthless

Even other Hi-Rez employees recognize how fucking stupid this is.

So, how do the cards in BG work now? Do you get them at the levels you own them and rarities change the number of cards?

Reminder that it's okay to bully Terminus, he lost his sense of self too long ago to have the capacity to care.

It's a rock monster! It doesn't have a motivation!

>enter match
>freeze for a few seconds during prepare for battle
>"player disconnected"
What

I can't wait to spend Family Day with /palg/!

I don't know what clothes to give to slave Ying, her original clothes were already slave-like...
I think I'm going to check fashion magazines for trendy clothes...

A loincloth and have her covering her breasts with her hands.

Nice panties Lian.

I don't like the sound of this.
Cease.

Have her fully nude. Think of what kind of clothing Ying must be used to wearing as a slave to think that harem slut outfit she runs around with is an upgrade. The Thousand Hands probably kept her naked at all times except for some shackles.

As a teenage male, I like this skin.

What about this one?

Mal'Dumba is my only support and I want to branch out into actual damage dealing with my heals, should I play Seris of Jenos?

or*
Is this a PTS thing? I can't get the thirdperson camera to do anything even in-game in live