So they’re finally here, performing for you If you like VNs, you can suffer too Put your hands together, and get in the zone As we take you through this moe poem Huh!
DD DDLC
She’s the leader of the club, you know this dame She’s finally back to break your game Her literature can break the fourth wall If she wants to, she’ll take it all She’ll murder, backstab, and die for you She’s the first member of the DD crew Huh!
DD DDLC DD DDLC’s here
This girl’s got style, so listen up dudes She can stuff her bra to suit her mood She’s shy and quiet when she needs to be She likes cutting herself when she makes tea If you choose her, she’s gonna die With a knife in her hand, her end is nigh Huh!
DD DDLC
She has no style, she has no boobs This girl is an otaku She can make puns when she needs to And bake a cupcake, just for you Insult your poems, like a tsundere This crazy girl digs anime Huh!
DD DDLC DD DDLC’s here
Finally, she’s here for you It’s the last member of the DD crew This girl’s so sad, it isn’t funny Can make a player feel kind of scummy Can put on a smile to hide how she feels Thinks living life has no appeal She may move slow, she may lack clout But this girl just loves to hang out Huh!
C'mon MC, take it to the fridge! Cupcakes, hot takes, interface screws Books, jumpscares, festivals, and Internet lewds Oh yeah! Cupcakes, hot takes, interface screws Books, jumpscares, festivals, and Internet lewds Oh yeah!
Henry Parker
Yuri!
Zachary Rivera
more like doki doki suck my dick club
Owen Smith
>no chance We talking a “girl has moved on/found someone else” kind of no chance or a “have literally no idea where this girl is/how to contact this girl” kind of no chance?
Levi Bennett
Amerika!
Daniel Lewis
I love my wife!
Robert Bailey
I __like it. Yuri a qt! Qt!
Nathan Bailey
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Nicholas Morris
>posting inferior quality images
Ryan Price
Hello Anons, and welcome to the /ddlc/ writing contest! Want to prove your worth as a writer? Write up a short story and show us what you can do! Comedy fics pastebin: pastebin.com/t3RFfXCL Dramatic fics pastebin: pastebin.com/xmXVBuBb >Maximum Submissions: 1 >Deadline: February 23, 2018 at 11:59 PM GMT >Maximum Words: 2000 >Submission Categories: There are two categories: comedy and drama. Comedy stories are the fics that leave your reader feeling happy at the end (or in other words, end in wholesome). Dramatic stories are those fics that leave the reader in a state of tense emotion. Note that all Dokis will be placed into the same pool! Consider your reader's biases when plotting out your story! >How to submit: On /ddlc/, post the following: Your story's name, a short description (1-2 sentences), and a link to your fic. At the top of your post, link to the OP and write that this is for the /ddlc/ writing contest. If you don't, I will NOT include it. I will check the OP's to every thread after thread #460 and add your story to the contest. I'll check at least once every day, so be patient! >Voting Process: The two categories will be listed into two pastebins, and each story's title, link, and description will be shown. A poll will be put at the top and you will get to vote on your favorite three stories. Round two will consist of the top five stories in each category, and we will repeat the process to determine our winner. >Rules: - You must stay anonymous when submitting a story. - Your story must be related to DDLC. >FAQ: - Lewd and graphic content is allowed within reason. Your story should not be a mere smut. - Note that any fics that look like zero effort was put in will be discarded. - Feel free to ask your fellow /ddlc/ anons for help, but keep in mind that they might steal your story.
Dylan Nguyen
i'm glad you like it :^)
Jordan Parker
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Wyatt Harris
Wtf, I'm a nazi now
Luis Baker
Reassure me I don't have a 10% of automatically failing my poetry analysis exam next week /ddlc/
Xavier Mitchell
Sayori is my precious sunshine! I want to kiss her forehead and boop her nose!
Christopher Johnson
We already have a cute picture of Monika as a Templar, and a picture of the Dokis in knight armor. Could one of you wonderful drawfags make a picture of Monika as a qt Hussar?
Bentley Mitchell
Wtf, I'm a soviet now
Jacob Barnes
wtf i hate yuri now
Matthew Perry
>Prime minister Natsuki of the UK >Be britfag >Natsuki is my doki Fucking LAD!
Joshua Jones
Welp, I'm know what I'm doing for Thread 500 :^)
John Brown
I'm fairly certain that if you spend most of your day here it's going to be impossible to fail any sort of poetry test after reading what gets posted here
Isaiah Hernandez
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage drinking - Self harm - Suicide and suicide attempts - Substance abuse (Any) - Waifu wars - Waifu bullying - user bullying - Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like - Staying up late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
Gavin Rivera
>reich monika has black hair >slav yuri has black hair and brown eyes Wtf is this shit
Robert Sanders
I think i still got her contact on my old phone, but she probably moved on. besides, i was a fucking asshole, i don't think she wants to see me again.
also could pastebin user put it in the pastebin if youre ITT?
hope the few of you that read it enjoy it, its pretty sappy but i put my HEART into it.
i love you all, and hope all your nights are doing very well and comfy.
Adrian Hernandez
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Levi Wilson
>Use to never be able to beat Monika at pong >Beat her first try today. >She asks me to play her again. >Decline now that I feel victory. >She tells me this. Shit, she's gonna kick my ass next time isn't she?
Nicholas Carter
I love her so much, I wish she was my mom!
Ryan Rogers
>all that people in the last thread who dropped perfectly nice girls for sluts You know you are the reason for why so many good girls become sluts, right?
Noah Morales
>Brown hair, blue eyed Sayori Sayori is perfect no matter what you do to her. But that shade of brown is really cute.
Gavin Ward
HE
Angel Phillips
I'd seize Yuri's means of production, if you catch my drift
Dominic Reyes
I hope nobody minds me using the same prompt as earlier. Only two poems were written and of those only one used any of the words, so I don't think it's too big of a deal... Good evening, everyone! Apologies for the delay! Let's write some poetry!
Word of the thread is "blood"! Alternatives are 'care' and 'tender'.
Soooo... If anyone would like to write a poem, this is a good opportunity to! I encourage you all to take any of these three words and use them in any way you desire! Theme, topic, inspiration, whatever you desire! It doesn't matter, as long as you use one of them. Of course these are all just a suggestion and you don't absolutely have to use one of them, but for the sake of comparing and contrasting with others, it certainly makes it easier. As always, everyone is more than welcome to join in regardless of skill level. Good or bad, please don't be shy, okay? I'd love to have you and read what you write, no matter how good you think you are (or aren't). Whatever the case may be, I hope you all have a lot of fun and enjoy yourselves! I'm looking forward to reading what you produce~
Monika!
Jaxson Turner
You know why we can't have blond haired Monika.
Robert Stewart
Reminder to exercise every day for your doki
Nolan Bailey
>Objective: Cum on Natsuki
Carter Myers
I know, but it's not a cold passage. It's the idea of talking for eight minutes about a 20-line poem that is significantly more straight-forward than the rest of the author's.
Brayden Gray
whoever made this was too dumb to use an actual image editor so I'm not going to listen to it
I know, but I'm not worried about a cold passage. I'm worried about the idea of talking for eight minutes about a 20-line poem that is significantly more straight-forward than the rest of the author's.
Logan Miller
well that was easy
Logan Flores
>chance to hit 91% >still miss FTFY
Dominic Cruz
Send something random and pretend it was by mistake >yeah, I just got home and the cat is there >oh hi! sorry, it was a mistake >so...how is it going? It's worked for me a couple times
Brandon Hernandez
looking good chris
Evan Rodriguez
Back to the island with you, foul beast!
Bentley Wilson
I got a sad story for you guys I've told a long time ago, but I'll tell it again to prove my street cred as a veteran /ddlc/ posrter. >be me in november >first semester of college going kinda shitty >roommate doesn't know how to shower, smokes skunk literally 24/7 >semester goes through and I end up seeing a therapist for suicidal thoughts >tell my mom about it after a while >Day of thanksgiving break hits, mom shows up alone to take me home >I get into the jeep, and she starts making small talk >Eventually, my mom starts trying to goad me into talking about everything i've talked about my therapist with >She starts tearing up, telling me that she's a bad mother, that everyone would miss me if I died, how could I even think of doing something like that >She keeps screaming at me, asking me if her love didn't matter to her, eventually cussing me out for being able to say what I said with a straight face >most of what was said was her putting words into my mouth >When I get home, I'm dropped off at my dad's and I don't see or hear from her for 3 days. >She texts me the day before just to tell me not to come to her thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. >4 days later, acts like nothing happened forces me to come to her house to decorate the Christmas tree with her. >Tells me she'll throw out all of my ornaments if I "Don't celebrate this family tradition with her" >Stayed silent the whole time, ended up finishing first and left the house >currently is still acting like there's no tension between us. >I don't wanna bring it up again because I don't want her to blow up at me and make me stay here alone for spring break.
Charles Moore
I mean, I’d personally at least see if I could get some closure on it all or just apologize for being a PoS. How long has it been? Worst case scenario, the number is dead/she doesn’t accept the apology. Best case scenario, you’ve repaired an old connection. But that’s just my opinion.
Adrian Stewart
>Germany >Not Fuhrer >USSR >Not general secretary
>Nazis >actually being blonde oh my sweet summer child
Jacob Gray
alright i'll bite
what is so bad about heating water in the microwave for my tea? I believe its better to use a kettle but i've never heard any basis for it besides "lmao microwave fags" no matter who I ask.
does not being able to sleep due to existential crisis and not being able to find work count as staying up late?
Henry Sanders
>starbucks and hillary soyboy detected
Brayden Cox
user, all girls have a slut side. Give a nice girl some rum and a private place, and she'll turn into a cock devourer.
Bentley Collins
>>>>>>>>>>/r_thedonald/
Isaac Diaz
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Levi Harris
I taught kids at my sunday school! And got gas, and chopped some wood and kept the fire going! Its not much, but i am becoming a better person for Monika, reading The Emperor's Handbook (good translation of Meditations) listened to good shit like youtube.com/watch?v=6tz4xJWbY9s and i also wrote a lot for the camping story! I suggest you read it and help me improve it!
Parker White
>hillary supporter >owning a gun Come on now user
James Lopez
Love how a friend DMs me on Discord asking if I'm you just because of that image.
Connor Foster
Arrr shimmer me timbers matey! let's the sing thee a shanty!
>Natsuki using a fucking Zweihander I approve of this, but i feel like theres too much french/arab here with Sayori and Monika using Falchions/Mameluke swords.
Camden Morgan
We still love you chris
Ethan Sullivan
HAHA YES
Mason Taylor
>vashti bunyan dont make me cry user
Jeremiah Ross
You can't escape lad!
Charles Harris
whatever you say chris
Jackson Green
STOP POSTING THIS FACE
Henry Lee
It's been like two or three years, i guess i'll charge up my old phone and give it a try. But to be honest i feel like she doesn't wanna talk to me, i mean, what if this ends up opening a old wound or something? that girl was cool, she doesn't deserve something like that
Justin Stewart
I LEAVE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUETS AND SUDDENLY FOUR PEOPLE ARE ABLE TO SPOT ME. FUCKING HOW?!? WHAT DID I DO THAT TIME?!?
Brody Thompson
Never!
David Stewart
Monster cunt who hurt retarded girl from last thread, still encouraging you go for it. Even if it's a no, at least you can apologize for how you used to be. You never know what could happen if you never go for it. You can either accept it's never ever and never try, or at least go for a chance, and even if you fail you're setting things right. Can confirm. It's an easy way to talk to people when you can't think of a good reason to. What a fucking dumb bitch. You need love and support, and she wants to make it all about her. And she wonders why you can say those things with a straight face. I hope she gets hit by a bus
Easton Ward
Let sleeping dogs lie, user. Trying to contact exes never ends well.
Oliver Gray
Daily reminder that Sayori is busty! BUSTY!
Caleb Lee
Calm down chris Its all fun and games chris
Owen Thompson
And her butt is big! BIG!
Wyatt Wood
YOU MADE IT HARDER FOR US TO FIND YOU CHRIS WE'RE NO LONGER USING THE IMAGE FILES WE'RE USING YOUR FUCKING WRITING STYLE, YOUR TOPICS AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GRAMMAR Veeky Forums ALWAYS FINDS A WAY A L W A Y S
Chase Williams
Monika did everything wrong why did she torture the dokis needlessly if she truly loved them?
Jace Cox
Only when she's happy, though! Fortunately, she's happiest when she's having fun with (You)!
Juan Gutierrez
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Carson Robinson
THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE FIGURED OUT MY NAME FROM THAT! ESPECIALLY YOU SMUG DARWIN! I will not calm down till I figure out how! IT WAS A GREENTEXT! HOW DO YOU FIGURE ME OUT FROM A FUCKING GREENTEXT?!?
Noah Ward
Daily reminder that nobody is past saving. No matter what, you are worth it.
Samuel Perez
Give me the base monika and the blanket and i can fix it proper like, just like Tay
Matthew Allen
I want to rest my head on Yuri's lap! Or on user's chest! Goodnight all