/pdg/ Payday:The Heist, Payday 2 and Raid WW2 General

*throws dart at wall*
akimbos will be
*shakes magic 8-ball*
nerfed inefectualy to
*pulls paper out of hat*
improve the viablility of more weapons on OD.

How many swedish developers does it take to finish one story line?

I want the 42 damage assault rifle meta back

I bet a dick it will be released for next Halloween as an advertisement for their walking dead game. Inb4 Valve wants the devs's heads on a plate because of this.

joy is his son :^)

You can instead enjoy the LMG shits on everything meta until then.

Anyone want to do DW goat sim and cry forever?

i miss those times too

Fuck DW, let's do it on OD.

buy the literal jew dlc goy!

Yay, yet another dead perk deck!

Jesus that seems bad and generic, more than biker, can you post weapon stat?

does Joy have a room in the safehouse?

Holy shit that perk deck looks terrible. It's like Biker but less effective and requires you to bring ECMs in loud.
How's Joy's weapon? Or Joy herself?

What's the cooldown on the pocket ECM? Does it say?

need joy face in the safehouse , i want to see if she can take the spot of waifu of payday or not

>all these heisters not wearing suits or proper gloves
stop it STOP IT

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haha enyone wonders how cloaker feet smells like haha

no

If she doesn't scream like a banshee, and is somewhere close to conventionally attractive, she easily will.

There's no way they'd make a character worse than Sydney.

...Right?

not even brainlet tier fetishes can save this thread

>mfw pic related from 2013 is finally coming true

what a time to be alive

no fucking way this isnt with some mods

Payday traps post stockings!

We need a heist that lets you kidnap qt payday traps and carry them around like lootbags

AHHHHHH I NEED A CODE BAG!

What ya did to that bulldozer back there, Jacket... You need help, mate.

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>imgur.com/gallery/HAhx2

Has Jules given up on the game ? This sucks balls.

Wait, it's out? How does the rgbled mask work?

When will the new tracks be released on iTunes? I'm tired of waiting for Viklund to get off his ass and upload them.

was The Diamond's secret ever found? or was almir just trolling us

It's secret Illuminati shit; don't ask questions.

its probably gonna work like any other mask
if they actually animate it will kill your frames
the ability to animate masks has been in the game for years but modders found that even simple ones will give you 2fps

>tfw you made it out of Vlads meme animal nightmare
who ever looked at goat simulator heist and said, "yeah, transporting loot in long stretches out in the open with snipers overlooking every corner and clearing and then in the next day have them put them in a glitchy cage that can sometimes fling them out" should be disemboweled.

Good job, user

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Vermintide beta fun!

post anime shit

no

yes

no mercy codes when

The Payday gang are actually revenants fueled by greed. This is why they just go into custody when they die.

>that five-seven pistol

into the trash he fucking goes.

>when the closed test is offline

Does anyone here have that comic of Chains and Dallas using the flamethrower on civvies while talking about the evil stuff they've done, and then the final panel is of a creepily realistic Dallas with eyes in his mask saying "I wonder if humans taste good"?

Never, you'll need to buy more goat safes first, goy

Return of drill safes when

Never ever

Sorry, all i have is a comic of Sydney and Clover having lewd fun together in a park.

Only meme that is valuable nowadays imo

Post it

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Payday is full of traps and trannies
Good

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>jules nerfs anarchist.jpg

She's... okay, I guess?

how is her voice ?

Voiced by Satomi Arai
I can dream at least

>voiced by trashly

>The Switch version is below update 130.

>Update 130 was released over a year ago. The PC version is currently at update 172.
>Update 131 was the John Wick Heists update, and it also changed the billboards in game to the new community made designs. The Switch version has these billboards so I thought it was at least Update 131, but as it turns out, the John Wick Heists are missing from the game (This thread has a lot of information. Specifically the following images. Sorry for the poor quality, but these are someone else's photos)
i.imgur.com/NgfJcCB.jpg
i.imgur.com/UM8vdIs.jpg
i.imgur.com/mk85VgC.jpg
i.imgur.com/ASMG2ht.jpg
i.imgur.com/evIw4cs.jpg
>Although the images don't show it, apparently Jimmy and his heists are in the game. Sangres, Duke and H3H3 are all missing which means there's no way it's over version 144.
>This means that so far, the footage Overkill has released "on the Switch" is just the PC version with Joy added in capped at 30 FPS, or for some bizarre reason, they updated the billboard textures but left the rest of the updates out... ?
>The John Wick Heists were released February 9th, 2017. The Switch version, on release, is already over a year outdated. No Crime Spree. No AI Henchmen. No Desync Update. Four characters, three perk decks, 16 guns, 8 melee weapons, 2 grenades, 9 heists, at LEAST 50 masks, countless bug fixes and optimizations (when I say countless, I mean it. Easily over 200) just... missing.
>Someone has pointed out that Panic Room is also missing from the heist list meaning the Switch version could potentially be below update 118, which was nearly two years ago, and is even further behind than the PS4 and Xbox One versions.
youtu.be/AZmkr1OE-Co?t=3m1s

that would be an instant boner for me

I don't get it. Is this a nintendo/psp/whatever exclusive now? I haven't followed the game in years

Yep, it's on Nintendo Switch only for now. Eventually it'll be released on PC, but it's not stated when. Meanwhile Switch version of the game doesn't include a lot of updates from PC version, so I guess Overkill did it again, yet another dead console version.

Who is the new girl heist?

overkill still doesn't know how to develop for console what a shocker

>there are people who are going to pay money for Payday 2 on console
>again
There is no god.

Bump for infamy 0 in OD

plz no

bump for infamy IV retards in OD

Tacticool mods for KSP58 when

Forgot pic

>tfw shitter who only plays overkill
>play dw just a lil bit and stop being an idiot who uses bad weapons like snipers and dmrs
>actually really fun and i feel like its easier because I play better because I have too
>end up doing OD a couple times with friend and two bots
>eventually adjust and do all the OD heists
Really not that hard once you get used to it and accept that you cant use most of the weapons and you have to use a generic and boring shotgun/inspire/berserker/swansong/anarchist build
Even goat sim and forest we did on the first attempt although we were lucky no crashes or disconnects happened
Lab rats was the worst, especially if the captain screws over your downtime

Why bother when anarchist if there's stoic?

Because you dont need minis or hostage taker with anarchist. just bullseye basic, and you have all the survivability you'll ever need.

Haven't played this since June.
How is it these days? Any new patches and improvements?

Alaskan Deal and Brooklyn Bank are pretty good new heists. Duke is a great new heister.

>Duke is great
His perk deck is great, the heister is shit

Yeah, we don't need no calm and professional heisters, we need more banshee screaming punks, right?

>wanting more plastic on glorious LMGs

you're a shitter and an awful individual. The AK family in this game has recieved too much bullying from this hell.

and third rate youtubers

I'm actually really liking Duke, I don't play as him but I keep him on my AI team along with Dallas and Chains. I play Houston

WORST. DEVELOPERS. EVER.

Is it just me or Connor looks like TooMuchTimeMyself?

Some of his combat lines are pretty hard to listen to; they make him sound like a teenager reading out of a thesaurus.

>"nyet rifle is fine" memeing

Most of the AK mods clash with each other or the base weapon and it looks hideous.

Weapon Attachment Customizer my man.
Also the AK wouldn't need a fugly scope mount if the top of the receiver was sturdy enough to begin with.