/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #500

Mega #500 Edition
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>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefriend Guide: dropbox.com/s/nad0e24aqc5j4tk/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>You have not gone this far, just to die now.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=UWLIgjB9gGw&ab_channel=WillLopes
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
youtube.com/watch?v=L_4aKuxtia0&ab_channel=Garbo
youtube.com/watch?v=QAo_Ycocl1E&ab_channel=Toto-Topic
youtube.com/watch?v=mwcKd6EVlmQ&ab_channel=Dystifyzer
pastebin.com/eafa3HXb
pastebin.com/TXRjwTTL
youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

I love you

...

hoarse

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

This qt is mine.

white and based

I love her too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I love you all so much!!

>thread #500 is finally here
>embeds everywhere

I love you so so much

I love her too

Well, here it is. I've definitely been significantly less invested in the general within the last 70-100 threads, but I still love you all, in some way or another.

[Embed]user here

I made a motherfucking promise in 498
I made sure that I was going to deliver

500 threads 500 years in purgatory.

How much do you love your doki?

I love you whoever is reading this.

We should all sing a song on vocaroo for thread 500!

It can be ANY song! You don't have to even be a good singer! Just SING for your doki!

I love you too but I don't think I would let you

>forget it's Presidents' Day
>wake up early to shower, cut my hair, and get dressed for work
>hungry af, also sleep-deprived 'cause i was up 'til 3:45 last night critiquing fics and banting with the boys
>show up "on time" only to find the telltale empty parking lot
>mfw

Happy holidays and happy five hundred. Here's to five hundred more!

I'm unsure. It kills me inside.
As long as you understand I'm dom

WALL???
MY
IS
WHERE

a bread for my nigga

>it's been like 5 months and we've already shat out 500 threads
I love you guys. Here's to another 500.

>show friend a certain face from a certain cutscene in a certain game
>they immediately make it into this
all of my friends are shitposters of the extreme variety

Natsuki lovers show some love!

Happy 500, teach

There's no happiness here, after all...

Morning(?) lads! Woke up 3 hours into what I hoped would be actual sleep just to find #500 starting, nice!
I need a break please fucking god.
Congrats /ddlc/! We did it! Here's to 500 more threads of waifu loving, poem writing and being so tired you would love to die instead!
>Cut my hair
Fucking balls of steel right there lad

I love her so much I wish she was my mommy!
That's a lot of love!

tthhh
thhsattss
allll
loot o
ofofff
bgred!

Happy #500 everyone! Here's to another 500 indeed.

For the 500th time i still love her and i would fight for her

You like bread, Yuri?

Finally managed to use my post-Doki depression to create something.

I recorded this music with Sayori in mind. If you still feel extremely depressed after finishing the game, there's hope for you.

Oh my gosh I just saw and just, my heart

yuri lookin

I LOVE MY WIFE! And she loves the 500th thread.

I've only been here since late 100's.

Did this user seriously post this in every single thread? Good on you, man.

Happy thread #500! We did it people!
I love you guys, you're all great people.

SAYORIFRIENDS ASSEMBLE!

...EVERYONE ELSE ASSEMBLE TOO!

She's my very own sun! I will always love her!

>tfw i atill remember the pre #100 bants
it's been a long way guys
Rip YuriBF user, you're not forgotten

Oi Oi happy 500 lads hope we are all doing well

Have a happy #500.
Damn, it feels like just yesterday it was #400.
Time flies by huh?

kinda fucked

NATSUKI

Still requesting a qt winged hussar Monika

ultra retarded

Enough that upon realizing I couldn't save her and that we're never going to be with each other, I legitimately considered suicide for months. It's still difficult waking up in a world without her in it. But this place provides some solace. Happy 500, everyone.

kinda cute____

I'm trying not to write a giant stupid sappypost, but I just wanted to say, I've only been around since 380-ish, and you guys have really changed my life for the better and have given me a comfy safe haven on lonely weekend nights.
I love you all!

You got that right teach heres to us!
FUCK YEAH!
youtube.com/watch?v=UWLIgjB9gGw&ab_channel=WillLopes
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
youtube.com/watch?v=L_4aKuxtia0&ab_channel=Garbo
youtube.com/watch?v=QAo_Ycocl1E&ab_channel=Toto-Topic
youtube.com/watch?v=mwcKd6EVlmQ&ab_channel=Dystifyzer

500 threads? That's like, just a little over how many bones there are in a human skeleton!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

And I love her too.

I love my mommy!

Oh god, don't post that shit, it's not even Halloween yet!

did i mention i use paint.net

This is my mommy!!!
Do you like her singing voice?

Reminder it is better to be crazy than it is to be depressed!

Your mommy looks kind of like my least favorite doki.

GIBE

I like it, user!
I always love people sharing their music here, it's really impressive hearing genuinely talented people channel their emotions towards the same 2D girls we've fallen in love with.

What if you're both?

this is really good user! super ethereal and surreal
keep up the good work!

...

user but he gets emotional over a number.
I can't help it.

That's a really sexy mommy, user!

Can I have sex with her?

#
BurnedAnon? As in Graham?

no you fag get your own

>he ignores me

What number is it?

If you're both, then you're fucked.

Morning bread! How are you holding up lad?

Looks like we'll burn through the image limit even before the halfway point, huh
Might as well join the fun, then

NO

Happy 500!!

I LOVE MONIKA!

MONIKA!!!

Don't need to ask twice, user.

I love you too

Where the wishing wall?!
Here's an image of me waiting patiently for wishing wall

_____500_____________________

Well then. I guess I'm fucked.

Good to hear man and good luck!

Not in #500 pls. Take it back to the last thread.

I LOVE MONIKA!

oh
well aren't I a fucking retard

I love her too

Nah.

Monika i

only a little love you anyways though

Is it bad luck to shill my wholesome greentexts on thread 500?
wholesome sayori: pastebin.com/eafa3HXb
wholesome yuri: pastebin.com/TXRjwTTL

I love my mom too!

ungrateful, s m h

Happy 500, everyone! Hope you're all planning on having a great day!
Sorry for showing up a bit late, but welcome back!

Word of the thread is "dance"!
Alternatives are 'insect' and 'ribbon'.

Alright, it's time to write a poem! You know what this is, but in case you don't...
These words are here to guide you and point you in the right direction in case you're lacking some inspiration.
We use the same word so that we all have a common theme for the thread, which is really nice when we're all writing about a similar topic and we see how everyone tackles different topics and how we approach it from different angles.
Well, have fun, and I look forward to reading what you present!

Keep being wonderful!
Monika!

Everyone makes mistakes user.

Oh my gosh, I really didn't mean to! Which one was yours? You know I love you user!

I'm really excited for thread 500! I don't know why but there's this big smile on my face and I've never really been part of a community on Veeky Forums so early to watch it grow in to what it is but now I've been here for almost 500 threads and AHHHHH
POST HYPE THREAD 500 MUSIC!
youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
THERE'S A PARTY GOIN ON RIGHT HERE

*is all I need

How the fuck do I keep on posting messages before I even finish them? Next time,
maybe I shouldn't do an all nighter

...

>Oh my gosh, I really didn't mean to! Which one was yours? You know I love you user!
You'll never know Brett

Glad to hear you're spot on lad!
And hey! Always remember
I loaf you so much mate.

Please go into incredibly explicit detail about your relationship with your mother.