Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Reminder overwatch girls have buttholes that are made for bullying.

I like bullyinf buttholes not with my dick tho.

dAILY REMINDER THAT 27.07.2017 WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS A DARK DAY IN ORCISH HISTORY.

youtube.com/watch?v=SVYmPIJt2BI

Blizzard really fucked up with Garrosh's representation in Heroes of the Storm. His abilities and role do not fit his character fantasy in any way. His kit should have been for another character. Yes, he is fun to play. But he should have been a bruiser, like Artanis, but with burst and less focus on defense and with an ability to force 1v1.

>what Blizzard devs did
Hey guys we plan to release Garrosh somewhere in summer 2017
Fast forward summer 2017
Alright guys just attach some existing kit to Garrosh and release him.
And dont forget to make a legendary skin + bike with a bunch of tints

>not letting them to bully yours

if we can have garrosh why cant we have his best buddy

fists and tongues are fine. sodomy is so romantic. show those butts no mercy, not even for mercy.

>wanting more niggers

Proof Blizzards is faggots redditAKA HOTSG company - these chars are still not present lmao they would rather release more Overwatch and other tranny shit

>Kilrogg
>Grommash
>Blackhand
>Orgrim
>Kargath
>Ner'zhul
>Teron Gorefiend
>Jubei'Thos
>Rend and Maim
>Franzok and Hans'gar
>Nazgrim
>Malkorok
>Tagar FKN Spinebreaker
>Fenris
>Nazgrel
>Zuluhed
>Nekros
>Lei Shen
>Dark Wanderer
>D2ruid
>Kazzak
>Mannoroth
>Mal'ganis
>pre-Frostmourne Arthas
>Lord Marrowgar
>Arugal
>Godfrey
>Garithos
>Daelin
>Herod
>Hakkar
>Felguard
>Spellbreaker
>Gargoyle
>Revenant
>Skeleton Archer
>Mortar Team
>Dar'Khan
>Ravencrest
>Cenarius
>Silgryn
>Algalon
>Noggenfogger
>Putress
>Falric
>Marwyn
>Alexandros
>Turalyon
>Rivendare
>Rokhan
>Zalazane
>Ingvar
>Ymiron
>Imperius
>Baal
>Duriel
>Mephisto
>Rakanoth
>Izual
>Hell Knight
>Kyle Vlaros
>Thaddius
>Gruul
>Fel Reaver
>Ogre Overlord
>Gurtogg
>Mandokir
>Fel Orc Marine

That form sux tho. Malkorok is just cool cause he is orcish secret police captain, roots out the jews and shit. Should be with grenades and stuff.

>27.07.2017
of course its a fucking european subhuman who is garroshfag

youtube.com/watch?v=vlxz9zpRHiU

>Very nice, very good
Garrosh Leoric Arthas Kaelthas Diablo
>Yeahboi
Zuljin Anubarak Abathur Azmodan Hanzo Dehaka Varian Thrall Ragnaros ETC Muradin Illidan Guldan Greymane Kharazim Rehgar Zagara TheButcher
>Its ok bro
Chen Artanis Gazlowe Falstad Tassadar Raynor Zeratul Tychus Rexxar Samuro Tyrael Malfurion Nazeebo TLV
>Wath a FUCK...
Alarak Blaze Chogall Chromie Xul Genji Malthael Stitches
>Wtf? why did you add this garbageshit?
Probius Brightwing Junkrat Murky Kelthuzad LtMorales LiLi Medivh Stukov SgtHammer Uther
>Faggotry
Dva Cassia Zarya Valla
>Tranny faggotry
Auriel Jaina Johanna Lunara Kerrigan Nova Alexstrasza Sonya Tyrande Sylvanas Valeera
>Tranny faggotry xtreme
Ana Lucio Tracer LiMing Maiev

56%

>faggotry: Tyrande
he's gay too lads wew

NEW HERO LEAK WHEN

This is legit the worst pasta in this general by a huge margin.

>mei being that ripped

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>decide to try valla
>she's pretty good
>decide to splurge on deputy skin
>dat ass
>dem sound effects and animation change

>not xmas valla

yes

yeah
what the fuck does wath a FUCK even mean? what the fuck typo?

Imagine if tracer and valla were the *same thing*.

If everyone complains about his teammates, who's right in the end ?

She just wants to be tied up and hugged.

Abby

No one

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>855
>queen
kill all trannies

lel. maybe putting some paint on face and a wig and rping as tranny on twitch is profitable

>rolled a skin for my boi kael'thas
salama ashalanore

i don't get it
playing tyrande makes me want to blow my brains out

youtube.com/watch?v=HZXax-j01pU tyrael theme

It's only profitable in two ways. You gotta be so fucking hideous but commit to the lie so hard that SJWs give you pity money for trying to be a passing tranny. And then the actual passing traps, it's about the same level of orbiting you will see in actual females but it's all closeted fags who call their asshole a "boipussy".
No matter what twitch and the internet community is a sad place.

What does /hotsg/ think of Whambamthankyouman?

youtube.com/watch?v=68JvMdipRuo greymane theme

SALAMI
Maybe SHE thinks tyrande looks like HER

Who the fuck is he anyway? when did he start hots? dont remember him in 2016, 2015 and 2014

/ourguy/

>hating on Based Owl Priestess

Nothing comfier than sitting back flinging owls and AAing OW heroes to death all game, bros.

Tyrande can take

Tracer after 7
Hanzo after 7
Genji After 13 (need the stat scaling to counteract LE PROTECTED MAN OF INFINITE JEWSTARS)
Junkrat after 4
Ana all day
Zarya after 4

At 20 it isn't even a fight against any of them. You can Mark and AA them to death just by keeping heal on CD (you DID take the heal CD reduction talent at 4 didn't you?). Literally nothing any of them can do about it besides fuck off or die.

Plus, sitting back just flinging owls across the map for 1k+ and randomly sniping a Butcher, a Murky, a Tracer etc is just relaxing and comfy as hell. She's low investment for high return.

Blood of christians on my sword

HailaR WodanaR, bitch

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>playing female char
Kill yourself fag

>playing the lowest winrate hero
>m-muh 1v1
here's your (you)

>Your favorite Hero(es, up to three)
>Your Hero with the best win-rate
>The Hero you absolutely hate to see on the other team
>Your least win-rate hero

>Abathur, Tychus, Anub'arak
>Johanna
>Toss up between Lt. Morales and Tracer
>Ragnaros

I'm not sure what it is, but Morales exudes an Aura of Retardation and team-mates don't attack her.
Tracer is just a case of "Do we have anything that can hit her reliably? No? Well, GG."

>Alexstrasza, Li-Ming, Ragnaros
>Alexstrasza
>Hanzo
>Technically Rehgar, 0W 1L

>Teammate picks Nova
>Does nothing most of the game
>Once we are all dead they attack
>Usually end up missing while standing still for triple tap
>Pick Nova myself
>Be a fucking menace to the enemy team

How do people fuck up such a simple kit?

Greymane, Thrall, Tychus
Greymane(68%)
Slug
Hanzo(around 25% over 15 games)

Varian, Thrall, Ragnaros
Anub
Blaze
Arthas

You're not supporting voice chat in hots are you, surely?

>Tyrande, Tassadar, Nazeebo
>Xul 78.8% after 33 games
>Sonya
>Blaze 33.3% after 12 games

>22 posters

I'll be able to call my team useless cunts all I want and I'll never get silenced unless I appear on a stream.
There's no chance Blizzard will record audio for reviewing behaviour, especially on a game they don't give a rats ass about.

Of all the characters in this game, who are the most "honest"?

Lol she looks transgender in the picture. Which is true to the lore, though. Gotta applaud Blizzard on including Lunara as a subtle LGBT.

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what the fuck do you even mean.

>lun
>trans

Raynor, to name one.

He means heroes that are the most 'balanced' and fair to deal with. As in not stupidly unfair like Hanzo and not complete shitpicks like Murky

Can Alexstrasza escape Maiev's Shadow Cage by using her own Cleansing Flame ultimate?

be gone from my realm, insect

Garrosh, srsly. Arthas, Leoric, Dehaka, E.T.C, Anub, Ragnaros, Varian, Tychus, Zul'jin. Honest bros

HAHAHA
>Raynor
>honest
>cheating with kerrigan on his dead wife and daughter (which implies he hasn't loved her in the first place)

>Hope she was worth it,jimmy

Holy shit I didn't realize you could prefer a region. Maybe this will lessen the chance of me getting some spic on my team.

They're dead he's free to pursue sarah

Go western always

Valla is pretty honest. Jaina too. No one can complain about losing to them. ETC is the most honest tank. As for support, I guess Malf.

Honest doesn’t mean bad, obviously.

Name me ONE (1) map better than Volskaya.
you can't

youtube.com/watch?v=dH4pUEBGgSg

Nope he isnt he is a cursed man who has failed to protect his family so he should walk the earth and do good deeds and await afterlife where he can rejoin them . Instead of being a cheating fucker

>Arthas, Kel'thuzad, Ragnaros
>Ragnaros
>d.va
>artanis

>sniper characters attract retards
This is a trend in almost every game with snipers or sniper rifles.

>team starts the unga at draft

>Tyrael, Alarak, Chromie
>Li-Ming
>I've not played for a while, but I'm getting real tired of seeing this Blaze nerd.
>Out of heroes with more than a few games, Illidong from my early days.

I love Lunara!

zergrush land with Terran 2.alt

>twitch tv/ksvhots
Based Rich is playing Warchief, go and watch him.

>somehow enemy team gets meta picks
>your team has cassia and rexxar
such a waste of time

>Do QM get several d/c
>Do Unranked get several d/c
>Do ranked get several d/c
>They only connect right after we nearly lost
>They get mad we can't make up for their shit

Does everyone run a fucking hamster for this game?

Alarak is literally my wife.

>tfw victory with 6% on your core

Only because I allow you to think of me as your wife.

>playing on SEA/south America
playing on NA I have not seen a d/c in over 50 games

If hots heroes were pokemon Raynor would evolve into Valla who would have a split evolution between Greymane and Hanzo

neither of those are shit, especially not cassia. both together on a team is kind of rough though

Pretty sure Raynor would evolve into Jimpyrion

god i fucking hate this bitch
the way she fucing hops around the map
gallop you stupid cunt you're a HORSE

but lunala is a derr

This game was relaxing.

Hahahahahhahahaha

HaHaHaHa

I am on NA so maybe I just have shitty luck since I can get several games in a row with a d/c. The worst part is they will keep reconnecting so you can't even use the AI.

Cassia should get a skin where she's a heater and they should call it Warm-atron