/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #503

Invasion of boards Edition

Previous: >Official stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/nad0e24aqc5j4tk/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>You can't invade if you're not breathing!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

I love Monika!

What do Sayori and Hitler have in common?

I love her as well!

First for putting whining children out of our misery. Keep it up and we'll be golden!

Just M O N I K A

>Silence so far
Hear, hear!

They committed suicide

No Sayori jokes, think about the children anons

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htrwad toio queit

>invasion of boards edition
This is how i like it

sigh

>Epidermis
I NEED TO RETURN TO MY SHRINE

I can still see some skin, mister! Fix it.

White and based

nice avatar

Gas the ERP fags!

Your doki but she sides with the commies

can you also please censor the word c***

Lies. Monika is much too smart to fall for communist tricks. Sayori is the only one dumb enough to do that.

>Hur Dur, Yuri is a man's name in Russia and a gir's name in Japan, so she clearly is Russian.

Me too!

>Natsuki and Yuri haven't been fixed yet
Fucking r*ddit REEEEE

Morning everyone! How is your day going?

>Invasion of boards Edition
Got a right wee laugh out of me lad, well played

Don't worry, I fixed everything for you.

four attempts, four failures. what stupid fags

Happy now?

>thumbnail
Alright, into the gas chamber with you.

Where's the best place to hang out with Sayori?

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That's a thumbnail.
I posted porn and people like it!

Based yuri
Its a waste of time to explain that to underaged r*dditors, sadly. Whoever created that pic is a historylet

THIEF

Why is k*** not censored

the gallows

Reminder that Sayori is busty! BUSTY!

In line to the camps.

here

A-user! T-This is a blue board, you're not supposed to do that!

I like to call it sharing Monis

Still confused over last thread invasion shenanigans.

This is Natsuki but in R34!
Veeky Forums reporting in

We got raided by Veeky Forums.

I love Natsuki!

No prompt?

Your! Two! Favorite! Dokis! Punishing! You! For! Being! A! Bad! Boy!

Really? How bad was it?

No survivors.

Oh gosh I was laughing so hard on my morning walk to school reading that, how does one even try that hard to be mad at something?

A-user, that's too lewd!

I can't decide whether I like Sayori or Natsuki more.

Everyone left. The only posters left are from Veeky Forums including me.

this general now is about doki doki Veeky Forums club

That's because Sayori is a generic cheerful girl with pink hair like Natsuki. They cancel each other out.

i love you potatoyuri

Natsuki!

Obey the state.

The magma burns under
The industrial machine
Which spews out literature
Some dirty and some clean

The banner of the Dokis
Are waving oh so high
Death to the jannies
But Dokis never die

Gays and cucks stand tall
Beside perverts and weeaboos
You fight with any of us
And you will only lose

The horn of 80s techo
And hard bass sounds
STALKERs patrol the area
Their killing just abounds

Papa Bear has a big sword
But many can fight with fists
You do any brapping at all
You will end up on the lists

Our bread is pre-sliced
But butter is never icecream
Be sure to keep the /v/ipsters out
Their fickleness makes you scream

The magma burns under
The industrial machine
Which spews out literature
Some dirty and some clean

The banner of the Dokis
Are waving oh so high
Death to the jannies
But Dokis never die

I can definitely relate with Natsuki more.

Remind that Sayori has a big heart and she's pure and wholesome as fuck. I want to give her warm hugs until she feels warm and satisfied in her soul.

i lvove you anonn

Natsuki!

Sayori but (you) possess a pure heart of light that radiates positive energy that makes all that are around you genuinely happy and joyful.

hey Yuri, I gotcha something special today, surprise!

Natsuki is a qt!
I love Natsuki!

I need some wholesome Yuri images. Can a Yurifriend help another out?

No differences than the previous thread. We still have poems

Natsuki is cuter, plus cupcakes.

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user, it was a joke. We didn't get raided.

Natsuki isn't a bumbling retard

How about some lewd Yuris?

There was still some pointless drama, though.

Are you questioning the power of the Veeky Forums controlled state of Doki?

>thread's up for an hour
Where's the prompt? I felt like writing something.

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Monikanon is probably asleep and Erika was a part of some discord drama last night so them coming back is up in the air.

Sayori is just a little clumsy, but yeah, I'm pretty sure I like Natsuki at least a little more than Sayori.

Jannies are awake, come back later

Same, I didn't have anything for last thread so I was itching to do something now

We're waiting for Monikanon.

There you go fren!

N- no! I was kidding! Just teasing him! Please user, I'm sorry. It won't happen again!

Dead Rising 6 lookin good.

>discord drama
i need a quick rundown on this
Is he coming back?

I like this. Thank you.

>For some reason, the door to the literature club has armed guards standing outside of it with Mossberg 500s.
>One of them looks you over and then opens the door for you, letting you inside.
>You see that there is a desk up against the door, with a sheet of laminated paper on it, along with dozens of copies.
>You notice someone made several bowls of beef stew mixed with mashed potatoes. The ice box is full of Gatorade, vodka, and energy drinks.
>You look back at the note.

“First things first, DO NOT FOURLOCO YOURSELF. No mixing uppers with downers! Bad! Very bad!

I'm a contractor, I'm here to keep this place up and running, but I got to lay down the rules.

The main prompt word is “Considerate”. Is it used to show how someone has empathy, or cares about another; or is it used to show the lack of such things?

Alternatives are "Victory", "Peace", "Wall" and "Co-existent"

The words are meant to be used as themes, rhyming words, filler words, or however you want to use them. If you are tired of poetry, try free verse, if you are tired of that, try giving me a very short story using these words as filler or themes. Another thing to point out, as a contractor, I might be replaced at any time, and I am obligated to look over anything that is tied to these prompts.

Well at the risk of stepping on Monikanon's toes:

Word of the thread is Guardian. Alternatives are Reprieve and Endure. No reason to stifle creativity right?

No. He's done nothing but cause drama because he's a melodramatic asshole. Ignore discord posts and post more cute dokis.

>spoiler
Figures the discord would cause shit. What happened?

Necroanon was depressed and Erika got up in his face and started screaming at him over needing to go to an insane asylum. Got kicked out of one of the discords and followed him onto another one, got kicked from all of them and started whining about how everyone hates him. He's persona non grata now, thank God.

I’d excuse myself to the bathroom and type one out for you lads, but I don’t want to start ano-
Oh, alright then
Will write something once I get home

Ayy lmao
Thanks, I'll get on with it, then.

Sigh. Sounds like the insane madman, needs to hunker down and do his thing.

Pray for my soul.

And what do we do if he comes back?

Can I just write rap instead? Rap is literature r-right?

can i get some cute Monika pics?

Ignore any of his posts that aren't the prompt. His avatar doesn't deserve any attention outside of poem replies. Now let's stop talking about it and post more cute dokis.

You're welcome m8!
I see, thanks for the info guys. I really don't care about d*scordfags but since he was a regular prompt poster, this seemed strange to me.
Anyway, another avatarfag bites the dust, i guess. Not surprising, since anyone who uses a persona in an anonymous website is usually an attention whore.
Anyway, there ya go a cute yuri!

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I gotchu senpai