/vsg/ - /v/scape general

but i'm hurt

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It doesn't count if you bot all your skills, mang.

bumpo

>alcarda maxed before starlight
how will he ever recover?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zY0--b6DLqQ

fug :-DDDD

>mang
kys my friend

And a beep boop to you as well.

skedootle

just got void this evening

only speak when spoken to, ironmeme

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guess he changed his mind

bump

nump

Hopefully he won't

this

>derp, everyone who doesn't think I'm worth talking to must be botting

bonos

ponos

How long did it take Alcarda to max?

>return to bank with full inventory
>deposit all
>close bank interface
>Leo jumps out of the bushes, "Surprise motherfucker!"

ATTN Pranstein "Retard" Pranstein

Tyrannical.

>starlight
>the gayest person to ever (potentially) max vscape
>can't make it because his highscore is perpetually lowered and he is banned and muted every day

justice

damn i was going to join but if its that bad, fuck u niggers. gas the kikes race war now. trump is your president

enjoy playing with 10 other people, half of them being trannies. ill be on /osrs/

Well, on the off chance you're not a vscaper shitposting, I wish you luck there. Really if you consider osrs a viable alternative you wouldn't have fit in here anyways.

shut the fuck up tranny

Dozotaki is back.

who

some annoying fucker

>agility not next to thieving
>mining not next to smithing
>fishing not next to cooking
>fletching/con/WC/FM not all together

quite honestly terrible screenshot

bebi

Where the fuck is bigguy tho

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I literally just miss shitposting. Why is this game still alive?

::players

Also, petition to remove the friends and off option on the private settings because fuck I need to see if my friends are still playing

More like you want to know if it's safe to enter wildy

darango owns his account now

You mean if wildy is safe from me?

>implying the wildy isn't always safe

>remove the friends option
So... you're friends don't know you're their friend?

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bump desu ka

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fruity bum bum

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niggers

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please dont let this die

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dJe1iUuAW4M

bumo

i've bumped this thread 6 times today. get your shit together, vscape

bump 7

Just leave the server, it's ran by faggots and only full of faggots now

camel hump

Last i checked the osrs general is filled with attention whoring trannies. You have this the other way around our server is filled with god fearing christian folk while their game is a bunch of limp wristed leddit lefties

sorry this is a neo-pagan homofascist server

I thought we were confederates

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>Humans Against Monsters, often abbreviated as H.A.M., is a human-supremacist cult who believe that humans are the most pure of Gielinor's creatures, and aim to rid Gielinor of all races that they perceive as monsters, which includes goblins and ogres. They are attempting to achieve this by recruiting others to their cause and lobbying the authorities of Gielinor, such as Duke Horacio and King Roald to do something about them, claiming that large-scale slaughters are necessary[1][2]. Most of H.A.M.'s members do not wish to be the ones killing monsters themselves however, although some of the more extremist members of the group, such as Sigmund, have attempted to take matters into their own hands, but these efforts have always been thwarted. H.A.M. also possess a very warped view of the history of Gielinor, believing things such as the hero Arrav of Avarrocka slaughtering a tribe of goblins instead of forming a treaty with them.
>supremacist cult
>most pure of Gielinor's creatures
>aim to rid Gielinor of all races that they perceive as monsters
>large-scale slaughters are necessary[1][2].
>a very warped view of the history of Gielinor,
>the hero Arrav of Avarrocka slaughtering a tribe of goblins

holy shit this was in a kid's game

Nobody gave a shit about the lore in runescape back then so they got away with a lot of this type of stuff. It's actually pretty great. Also its not like the game already doesn't portray the player character as a thief and murderer both through skills and the fucked up things you do in some of these quests.

Zadimus was a high priest of Zamorak. Zadimus was loved by Rashiliyia, however he did not love her back and was later tortured and killed by her. His corpse was found hanging in the gallows in the Temple of Ah Za Rhoon, which he built.

this lore has no chill

>holy shit this was in a kid's game
Was it really a kids game though? I mean kids played it for sure, but I feel like it was aimed at an older demographic than it caught on with. It's when jagex started catering to the younger players that the game really started going to shit.

>breaking and entering some stranger's home in tribal totem because some drunk nog in brimhaven said to
>befriends miscellania's king & children only to have access to the island slaves, probably never talks to their bride ever again
>assassinates people because the corrupt ardougne king told them to
>able to kill and steal from men, women and children from all parts of gilenor with zero repercussion

>a skill based around taking the remains of your fallen enemies and putting them in the ground, sacrificing them the gods via gilded altar, or dipping them in a vat of goo

>multiple quests and an important agi course locked behind a bar crawl

Hello, I am alive and well.

>have to beat a vampire in a fishing contest
>lmao ur a chicken
>kill a magical guard dog because some dudes behind a door told you to.
>stop a goblin civil war by killing a fuck ton of goblins to get their mail

>stop a goblin civil war by killing a fuck ton of goblins
what was the point of the quest if goblins still die lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=F4urZPOj1V8&list=PL6o4ugIYBttO8M2RM82LhTd859wNh6bYw&index=4

>died afk and lost my dharok's helm/q p cape/etc
reeeeee

learned my lesson with that as well

either afk with a ring of life, autoretaliate on or in your poh otherwise its going to be painful to come back sitting in lumbridge missing all of those valuables that were on the low alch range rip that shitty war ring & countless of dboots

desu i had a ring of life, but i was trying to sit around 30hp for the dharok's set dmg bonus

>tfw no molly pitcher gf