SCP thread

SCP thread
/v/ - Video Games.
This is a video game.
/v/ is about video games. Not shilling.

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They will not silence us

goddamn right

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First for autistic mods.

Not video games

>>>/reddit/

They can't even make hot-pockets, lol.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I TAKE MY UNPAID JOB VERY SERIOUSLY

>A video game is not a video game

>That /pol/ thread that had guro manga dumps hit bump limit.
>SCP threads keep getting shit canned,
>Why do mods hate SCP so much?

>SCPs and Chaos teaming up NEVER EVER

Where does the d boy get the hand gun?

What is the most logical reason why the SCP threads keep getting deleted? there must be a reason.

>SCP objective is to kill everyone
WHY AREN'T THEY TEAMING UP

MODS OF Veeky Forums
STILL AWAKE WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
AND HE DOES IT FOR FREE

>find janitor card in toilets
>suddenly feel like doing it for free

because it's a video game

Video games belong on /v/ you cunts.

>Ribbet.
>Scientist user, the mean SCPs are loose again.
>We should hide till MTF come and put them back into there places.
>If you want you can stay with me in my swamp till the Containment Breach is over.
>I would like your company.
>Ribbet

jewddit infiltration.
it's why Veeky Forums has gone to shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=c3LJc8R2npo&t=88s

YOUR FUN HAS COME TO AN END!!!!

Some still unknown SCP must be doing it

An SCP that stops people talking about SCPs actually sounds interesting

SCP. The chemo curing /v/.

>It's the SCP Foundation trying to silence us from revealing the truth.
youtube.com/watch?v=__HBBf_eDLM

Yea no, these threads are pretty much shill threads.


Literally like 1 or 2 screenshots are shown of people just standing around and the rest are shitty reddit tier meme images

No wonder mods delete this circlejerk bullshit

weebs mods favouriting pseudo /v/ threads a la "who's the best girl" threads

>implying the SCP wouldn't be more successful if they weren't so hush-hush
just explain that there's a lot of bullshit they need to keep safe from the public and the public needs to be kept safe from, and some shit that if known about, would be devastating for civilization.

>shill
>free game

memesystem.party:27070

get in here faggots, we have the cool shit.

Why does 173 hate necks so much?

>try to give her a hug and/or fug
>get eaten through her skin
bad end

>You can shill something that's free

>He doesn't know what shilling means
nice one faggot

Killed his mother.

I think you don't know what it means, you can't sell something that's free

His parents were killed by a neck

Why the fuck arn't I making any money of this game bros?
I've been shilling it so hard and a lot of people know about it now but I don't have even a penny in my back account.
What the fuck am I doing wrong?

How's the single player game?

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

I never made a penny off of Evolve, lol.

Shigenori Soejima didn't sign his copy of persona 3

67.176.48.190
US

You mean Containment Breach?
It's really fucking good,
SH and RE don't scare me at all but SCP CB is scary as fuck.
There's always something new and terrifying to encounter in the game it's so fucking cool.

hey bois, any EU servers up?
or any desire for one?

one of the greatest games of all time

>there are people who unironically like the dark angel version of SCP 01

why

Would be terrible idea because normal human life would never be normal again.
Everyone would be scared of everything. everyone would be worried about what could happen and many would lose hope from the many world ending SCPs on the way.

>server is full
>server is full
>server is full
>server is full

Better than fearing the organization trying to keep all that shit at bay.

>Spawn as MTF at the start
>Get red card
>Sacrifice self to seal Larry
>Never spawn again the entire game
What the fuck.

>Reading through the 'suddenly everything is dead' universe SCP
>Going through the list of things brought back
>Last one just says a pile of concrete and rebar with green and red paint on it
>"What, why would they-"
>"Oh"
For some reason it unnerved me even more than 682 being found.

Reminder that the game will always be free forever unless the developers want to get sued or removed the most iconic and well-known SCP of all time.

you know how many people are panicing about the nukes?
okay now imagine there's not just nukes but hundreds of things that could eradicate the planet that have no supervision other than this one mysterious group

curious. which one?

To be honest, after the gay ass 'Sheaf of Papers' and Gears's pathetic attempt most people liked the scale and threat of dark angel for the longest time.

To be honest nowadays anyone who's remotely familiar with SCP will say the sun, kalinin's aliens or the broken god is the best 001 proposal and swann's is the 'true' proposal.

>mfw have read multiple threads to learn how to play the game and haven't even downloaded it yet.

"well nukes ain't shit compared to this douchebag"

Best part of this game is the chat
Almost every game is recording worthly
Almost everyone sound like voice actors and all the roleplaying is so well done. Im scared of using the mic because I will only embarass myself

Quit being a bitch, download it now and start playing

that's the great thing about scp games, they will always go unjewed because nobody cares about anything other than mr. big nut

You're lucky I remembered the link from 682's tests
scp-wiki.net/scp-2935

>We can never have a huge SCP game on the level of New Vegas because the most famous SCP is copyrighted.

streamable.com/rc6ag
Once the game gets text chat the fun is all over.

>This reddit tier thread

alexeb is a huge normie sperg nigger

And why would they bring that? I feel I'm missing a connection

Hey you cunts, I'm an EU server host
There's a way to make corpses & items not spawn in larry's dimension, making larry less of a joke.
I think it'd help him out, but I want to make sure you guys won't brand me as powertripping or whatever if I do, so you guys cool with that?

He cant snap anymore

There are machines that will completely destroy the universe if even slightly knocked out of place. There are monsters bigger than planets roaming around in space and being kept in check on earth by barely understood rituals. There are regular, innocuous people that can warp reality to untold degrees. Very few SCPs are truly understood and the ones that are can still go boom while they're not looking.

The world in its current state would simply not be able to handle the knowledge of these. Peace treaties would need to be re evaulated, entire economic sectors face potential collapse, religious riots would be out of control, suicide rates would go up. People's average daily lives would now have to be spent worrying if some reality bender is going to kill them or whether their spouse/kids have been replaced or whether they'll be dragged off to some fate worse than death by being in the wrong place at the wrong time. And imagine the entrepreneurs and terrorism that would arise.

The foundation is never trustworthy, but they're doing the best option possible.

>not console wars
>not manufactured contraversey
>not shilling
>fun

What? Did they find a "dead" 173?

I will as soon as I receive my carrier current cable, wifi is shit where my desk is.

>Having fun means Reddit.
Go back to your BARP threads.

New SCPs when

New UI when

New map when

its not a BRAAAAP, what did they mean by this, /leftypol/ bait, or outright porn thread so the r/Veeky Forums mods hate it

>YOU ARE SCP-[REDACTED]
>server crashes

HOW2PLAY
hold q and follow this easy map
>Intercom room: Aspiring VAs, Shitposters, DJs
>Light Containment: D-bois and scientists getting O-5 Cards
>Heavy Containment: Realm of Doctor Dick, the peanut, and larry.mtf and ci tryhards rush here
>Entrance: Chill CI, serial murderer MTF agents

This is a terrible idea. You will get retards trying to break out SCPs to destroy the world simply because they were bullied in high school. Or they'd sympathize with dangerous SCPs and want to free them and it would backfire horrribly. You and I know this to be the truth. They 100% have to hide the SCPs and all knowledge of them

but the map is random generated my nigga

20 NERDS, GEEKS, FREAKS, AND EVERY SORT OF VIRGIN BETWEEN

LOCKED IN A FACILITY FOR A FULL NIGHT WITH ONLY ONE NUCLEAR WARHEAD

NO SIGNS, NO DIRECTIONS, NO MAPS

THERE ARE ZERO SERVERS UP RIGHT NOW

DED GAME DED LIFE
GIB SERVER WITH PEOPLE

Ok I seriously doubt a faggot like Elliot rodger could break into the Foundation and take a sample of SCP 009 and use it on "Sluts and chads" he hates so much.

>implying /v/ didn't always have fun fucking around in stupid games

>devs are considering shit like perks instead of fixing their game's shit
Enjoy this while it lasts

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objective for SCPs and Chaos should be the same but allowing for different win conditions. SCPs can either kill everyone and win, or a new mechanic that allows them to escape. Chaos should either kill all blues and scientists like normal to end the game, or help the SCPs escape allowing whatever mechanic it is to succeed and end the game, but SCPs and Chaos can still kill each other on FF off servers in case the players don't want to team up and just want to kill whoever instead. If something like this isn't implemented blues will continue to win 9/10 rounds especially once all the braindead players start figuring out the gist of things and actually point and shoot at SCPs

>video game
>not console wars
>not politics
Thats why

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empty tho

>Unexplained shit all day
goddamnit SCP.

They found a dead 682, somehow.

Hold fast lads, remember your D Boi training

There are several /pol/, braaap, consolewars, and wojak threads and clearly the mods need more space for those.

>They found a dead 682

I wouldn't worry too much.
The /v/ server will still be up and full of screaming fags and even out of the /v/ server most normies grasp that the game is 10 times more fun with live people to talk to.

Exactly.

"Something… something must have been in that cave… something must have followed me out of there. Needed me to go in there. Needed me to bring it out. Let it loose. Let it do to my world what it did to… to that…

Maybe it's me. Maybe I was the reason. Maybe I… am Death. If it was in there and I brought it back, then I am Death.

I've got myself… in a containment cell. Jammed the goddamned door shut. I'm going to put a bullet between my eyes. Everyone else is dead. What's one more?

You know, it occurs to me… if you're listening to this…

You're Death, too."

dude what

71.63.72.162
71.63.72.162:7778

Updated the server app, supposedly fixes some of the crashing.

Setting up a dedicated server now, probably going to host three 20 mans and a 50+

Having a bunch of faggots who are too scared to use a fucking mic in a server filled with other massive autists can fuck off the edge of my dick. People who are too afraid to talk or incompetent to make a soundboard will ruin this game

You gotta find it. It randomly spawns to lc. Might be toilet, might be room near 173 containment, might be on the tables

how the fuck are you supposed to juke the doctor??