League of legends general /lolg/

Okay, give us your best pitch for the first new female yordle in 5 years.

Then tell us how Riot could possibly fuck up a new female Yordle.

Xayah deserves to be with me, not that twink fag.

just do what hash does,
>go to lane
>int feed to obvious ganks
>blame your jungler
>????
>win anyway

By releasing one at all

>you'll never blow a load on Vi's tits while she cracks jokes and smiles the whole time

why the fuck did riot listen to this washed up shitter

Not on my watch

t. overweight neckbeard

>tfw no qt petite gf

I wish I could hold her hand and kiss her on the cheek and fuck her in the ass

What are you gunna do? Silence me?

>tfw no snek gf

>not building trinity on Jax

>chestlets

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

can you do this in league?

How do I git gud at Vi?
>Do okay early, snag a couple of kills
>But now if I build bruiser/full AD, we're screwed late if it comes to that
>But tank Vi is pretty shitty too
>Don't know how to get soloq plats to group and end early

>building gunblade on jax

female yordle that works at bandle city farms

shes jolly and slightly chubby, uses food related spells such as peppers and healing xxl honeyfruits
tree that denies vision as ult

they fuck it up by making her a black jew who talks about equality all the time

runaans is core on jax

can you faggots stop posting dota webms its impossible to tell whats happening in this clusterfuck of a game.

okay what about this, can you do THIS in league?

>Waifufags have already latched onto Kai'Sa
>I get to watch them strip away any kind of personality and individuality she has until she's just a generic moeblob to them
I look foreword to two weeks from now when every artist starts drawing her with pornstar tits.

I miss when I was able to go Devourer/Bloodrazor -> Trinity -> Gunblade, whereas now you basically have to always go Cinderhulk -> Trinity -> Titty hydra/Sterak's.
His build used to be so much more flexible.

>play 4 top games tonight
>everyone taking ignite
I sure love playing back for 20 fucking minutes

Name
>Sharron The Mayor of Bandle City
Passive: A Position of Power
>Passive Part 1: A shady deals with death
>Reduces the death times for herself and allied champions
>Passive Part 2: Gun Laws get it because it topical and Americans can't control their gun violence :^)
>All Enemy ranged auto attacks deal 10% -> 30% less damage while in her Line of Sight.

If you want a mix of durability and damage try going Aftershock, but building her normal damage route. After the Aftershock change it's quite good on her.
lolalytics.com/ranked/worldwide/platinum/plus/champion/Vi/

>Want to play a quick, chill normal
>Get top
>Against a Darius main

I've said this before, but every dota clip I've seen looks like Calvinball where they're just making up the rules as they go.

Anal waifus.

>lulu is six
>that means she functionally has 250ish more hp due to her ult
>and a polymorph
>can probably shield herself for an extra 100 if she selfcasts E
>has a giant fucking minion wave
>yeah let's go all-in

???

don't bully chestlets!

>everyone is special and can go to Mars
Retards. Very very few people actually think this. How many people do you see who are depressed because they're not astronauts or brain surgeons?

Today's youth are depressed because survival is no longer their main goal. They 1) have not been hungry and cold since day one, and 2) even if they become hungry they've experienced enough satisfaction that they no longer crave it desperately.

So instead, they start pursuing vague, nebulous concepts such as "meaning," "fulfillment," "adventure" and "true love". And it's supported by media such as video games, books, movies and of course, anime.

So you have an entire generation of dreamers chasing after shit that doesn't exist in our world, which is fine except this makes them unproductive, and non-participants in society. Instead they continue to escape through media and attempt to bury their existential nihilism under edgy humor and several layers of irony.

This pattern will continue until the disparity between fiction and reality becomes too great to ignore, at which point they will try to force things anyway, learn to compromise, or quite literally self-destruct.

She has no personality. Her VO is completely shit, listen to this
youtu.be/OsCmTq-Hr7Q?t=145
no conviction at all

>swain buffs
>people still think hes shit because they cant play him right

just stop, hes fucking op

that shit has been true for like the past 8 generations in the west

only during the world wars there were some western nations that had issues with hunger

gonna need the sauce on that one

>implying i'm a waifufag

like a give a shit. I actually like Kaisa so I'll waifu her all I want to and you can't stop me

Nobody cares about your shit champion, just like nobody cares about NuYorick or NuUrgot.

>>implying i'm a waifufag
>I'll waifu her
are you ok there user?

Hey fuck off dude NuYorick's cool as hell, as a character atleast.

>Are you still monitoring Swain and do you think he needs buffs still? His W is still unreliable.
>Yeah, Swain does look on the weak side at this point. Didn't want to do much in 8.4 (avoid over reacting) but will likely give him a bit of power in 8.5. Think it's likely that includes on the W, we were pretty cautious about making it too strong given its long range, but may have been overly careful."

boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/developer-corner/X3P0v1Vh-quick-gameplay-thoughts-february-23?comment=00060000

>Not diana
You had literally
ONE FUCKING JOB

>nobody cares about your shit champion
>when the gooks figure out how to play him lolg will say hes op
i guarantee it

>Have no combos
>has no damage output
>You're just playing him wrong!
If he had viability, the pros would have flocked to him, they haven't.

>meddler
that faggot knows nothing about anything. fuck off

>when the gooks figure out how to play him
More like "when his numbers get overtuned by Riot"

He's the head live balance designer. You're a shitter on Veeky Forums.

rakan’s not a twink just a pathetic numale

everything you said in that post is wrong and you should feel bad

Aftershock/Conditioning/Revitalize/Bone Plating or something else? Assuming that I'll have Triumph and Coup, unless Sudden Impact is THAT good, then it'll be Impact and Relentless.

>No priest champion
Uh... lolbabs?

>head live balance designer
>doesnt even play the game
yeah ok bud. keep living in your fantasy world where league characters actually exist and you think you have a shot at dating one of them

Stocky farmer yordle sounds nice.

Only thing they'd really have to be clear about is differentiating her food based stuff from Zyra's general plant based stuff, but that should be pretty easy.

Dude, we have people spending hundreds if not thousands of dollars to make pixels on a screen look smoother. I know we've both done it.

Our parents weren't literally starving, but things weren't as convenient and guaranteed as they are now. The vast majority of us have it easier than our parents did.

>who is malphite
Uh... lolbab?

>ME PRIEST ME BELIEVE IN GOD AND FAITH
>BUT I ALSO KILL DEMONS WITH MAGIC

Yeah that's fine in Resolve. Unflinching is also a good option. For Secondaries I'd recommend Alacrity and whichever you prefer of Triumph or Coup. But I really like having more AS on Vi.

Literally Lucian.

Illaoi

I played Ornn from release.

Feel my pain. I hope you get another two patches of unnecessary buffs and then get fucking gutted just like he was.

>Who is Gangplank

kys filthy ornn trashcan

Enjoy your shitposts then. Swain will probably see buffs next patch.

>tfw your Tristana loses hard to pic related

See this is what I've had to deal with now. I enjoyed him and then Riot just kept buffing the shit out of him until it became unbearable to play against, and then it went from "Wow they play Ornn" to "Fucking Ornn shitters"

What do you think Kai'sa smells like?
I'm betting blood, sweat and void mucus

>new resolve tree
Bone Plating is the single strongest mastery in the game for early game trades and it doesn't really fall off that hard unless you're a pure tank, and Second Wind is mathematically better than everything else in that tree in every conceivable situation other than being one-shot. What the fuck is Riot thinking?

they had people wasting the equivalent of thousands of dollars on model planes and aircraft or books

people have always wasted money on meaningless trivial things and it doesnt even fucking matter as long as you enjoy it

does your waifu have nice armpits? post pics for reference please

>get autofilled support
>play it out and win
>next queue get my role
>guy in lobby is crying because he "cant support" when he gets autofilled

listen here you piece of shit if i can go one game as a support you can aswell you cunt

>>Builds Trinity instead of Gunblade
???

...

>RoA, Liandry's and Rylai's on Swain
>become an unkillable DpS raid boss
Hello? He's strong as fuck

yuh

This isn't evidence of me being wrong.

>friend says he's afk in base on smurf
>"wanna play?"
that's a no from me bud haha

be careful saying that stuff user, if the autists hear you, they'll show you their "stats" demonstrating shit tier players losing with him.

It was only a matter of time honestly.

Second wind is only better than conditioning for the first 10 mins.

The other 2 picks are really bad though and I don't see why anyone would pick them

Is that a rocket in your pocket?

you played swain for 1 game and fed your ass off and then came to lolg to say how bad he is. you dont deserve evidence. go back to maining support you useless piece of shit

Revitalize is great though

>jungler doesn't gank any lanes
>lose

the only reason i'm doing this shit is because i think it's nice to have a champ that seems like an actual chill human being not a quirky chaotic neutral or an edgelord. everyone else is just ranting so bland and I'm like hey that's sort of unfair. ergo, the only way to simultaneously defend Kaisa and annoy the shit out of you all, waifuing.

I've been playing Support Swain and having a blast. It's actually really fun and pretty solid ! I think he might be a better support than midlaner.

>Accepting information without an iota of proof.
>I have no evidence and I most shitpost.

Previously they were what you picked if you needed power for a hard laning phase. But now second wind has made them obsolete.

>tfw no champion that is literally a mountain
>tfw you will never headbutt a whole enemy team while your team combos off of that
why even live

What runes do I take on tentacles lady? How do I play and build her? I've seen people suggesting inspiration + resolve, resolve + domination, inspiration + sorcery, all kinds of shit.

>Lucian doing something
That'll be something to witness. All I see is them feed