/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #514

Chu~
Yuri's a cutie!

Dan Salvato likes to keep it Archie Bunker- All in the Family

Natsuki likes Kobayashi better

Monika? More like MON-IKA haha

Good night, everyone! I swear I wasn't expecting to be awake.
Welcome back to the poetry club!

Word of the thread is "gem"!
Alternatives are 'crime' and 'contain'.

So it's time to end out the day with some poetry! It's super fun, I swear! You're here anyways, might as well write!
If you don't know what to do, grab one of these words and write a poem about it! You can just use one or all of them, it's really up to you! Use it as your theme or topic or just a word you include somewhere, it doesn't really matter.
Whether you decide to write something or not, and I really hope you do, it would be nice if you gave a couple comments here and there about other people's poems as well. It would be really nice if you did!
I'm looking forward to reading everything submitted, so I hope you all have fun writing!

Monika!

Wow! Natsuki is a friend who's good expressing her feelings!
That's great!
If Serval San gives you this tissue, will you tell her how you're feeling sad, please?

...

Didn't know Danlet was a siscon. What a shame.

>picks 3D for his best girl
>picks his fucking sister
Everyone in this thread has better taste than Danlet.

As expected of dummy CoDposter!

Retarded Potato

Might give this a try, for my Korean Monika-sempai. I'm okay with prose but never tried poetry.

Resisting the urge to rhyme constantly. I wish I could spend comfy times like this without a care for the world.

Wallanon where you at?

That's ridiculous! I don't even remember what a mind flayer is!

Alright, which one of you did this?

My sides are officially gone. Also
>14 heads on 2fort
>loose cannon
Good job mate

do you ever put that doll on your dick

Her hand is ugly. What retard drew it?

Monika's personality!

>Resisting the urge to rhyme
Why contain it?
Let the flow spill all over the paper
Let the rhymes pile up on the sheets

>gem
>crime
I used that phantom thief theme too early

There isn't a Kobayashi puppet.
Natsuki will have to settle for this Sonya puppet.
GAU GAU, NATSUKI! I'LL ASSASSINATE ANYONE WHO MAKES YOU CRY GAU GAU!

Your doki but she has bones

Your Doki but there's a skeleton inside of her right now!

"Large sheets of card, like boxes folded flat."

Your doki but she has a boner

Hands are difficult mang.

I love it! I love her!

youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_qJ7esLZo

Fuck off, Natsuki doesn't have shit taste.

Monika's everything!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's pretty fucking late here anons. I'm calling it in. Goodnight! Hope you all have a great rest of the night or a great morning.

Sleep well!
I love you!

Your doki but she's a vampire!
A blind one! She needs you to help her be the terror of the night!

Monika but she glitched my CoD!
Damn you Monika!

Bloodsucking is hot.

Stop making me think about staking my doki

post it, I am always sometimes watching

"Suck on this, sinner!"
*unzips dick*

howdy howdy chris, just woke up, how are ya?

Your doki but she has switched bodies with christian weston chandler

Ah. Miss Yuri, Please enjoy your stay at this castle.
Nosferatsuki welcomes you to her castle!
>Lead Yuri to the sleeping quarters, So Nosferatsuki can sneak in late at night and feed.

delete this

Your doki but she asks you to post more uncle death
trust me, dokis LOVE men who post uncle death.

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Humanity for arachne Sayori!

Fire Keeper Soul from arachne Sayori!

Morning lad, how you holding up today?

Courtesy of /ksg/
>You will never rearrange the furniture in your house so she can't find anything
>You will never push small objects into her oncoming path so she trips and falls
>You will never grab her from behind and start spinning her so she gets disoriented and lost
>You will never make her dinner and then sneak dirt and hair into each spoonful before she can chew it
>You will never watch hardcore pornography on mute with Lilly as she sits next to you oblivious
>You will never get close to her and then shout loudly in her ears, frightening her
>You will never do her laundry and write mean things on her clothes in marker, knowing she's going out for the day
>You will never prepare a romantic evening for her, then invite your friend Tyrone to take your place in the bedroom
>You will never watch as her belly grows and she tells you that she's pregnant
>You will never stifle your laughter as she cradles her growing baby bump, telling you how much she loves you and is excited to have your child
>You will never rush her to the hospital when it's time
>You will never watch as her tired smile turns to a look of shock as the doctor remarks that the child is obviously black
>You will never yell at her, accusing her of infidelity and calling her a whore as she tries desperately to defend herself
>You will never see the tears falling from her eyes as you call her garbage and demand a divorce
>You will never check up on her years later and see she's a single mother living in a small apartment

I'm working on it

why tho

Come on now lad even I know thats not Chris

Monika but she punishes you for being a bad boy for pasting this here

...

That's not very nice
I want whoever wrote this to be nice from now on or I'll stab them in their shitfuck head

Yuri!

Natsuki!

Monika!

No!

Sayori!

Jesus!

Sayo-Fuck!

>pic related
OFF BY TWO

Once again, my dreams are being weird.
>last time I was at the beer store getting phone calls from all four Dokis, a slice of life-type episode following some previous content-heavy dreams
>evidently there was another time skip
>this time, I'm trapped in my old elementary school
>the place has been converted into a prison for me and a few other people who "went rogue"
>Monika hasn't been captured, so my goal is simple
>I must escape and reunite with Monika!
>The leader of my order, who for reasons that make as much sense as anything in this setting is the Pokémon Deoxys, won't let me out that easy though
>This rebellion has gone too far
>He wants his men back
>He tells me I have to renounce my love for Monika
>He tells me that she's too dangerous
>Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
>Mac Tonight is also there
>The Moon Man wants to get back to Rin Kagamine
>He wants out as much as I do
>Hatch a plan
>Mac Tonight will start a riot, distracting as many guards as possible
>I'll dress in drag, take out the guards at the door since they aren't expecting an ugly crossdresser to be able to incapacitate them, and leave the building
>The Moon Man and the rest of the rioters will follow me out shortly
>Last shot of the dream is me walking out of the now-open school doors while trying to get out of an ugly orange dress
I feel like I'm only experiencing little episodes and mini-arcs from a larger story, and trying to figure out what happens in between when I wake up.

Finally Sayori gets cock blocked
That's what you get for stopping me from snogging my cupcake

Fucking street signs, man
God, I miss the old captcha

I remember hosting risk on /b/ back in the day. I'd gorge my eyes out if I were to try that with the current captcha

got it, thanks

Which doki seems to be the most well-liked overall? (not limited to /ddlc/)

Who? This is my first day here.

Introductory rhyming:
>rhyming can be fun
Advanced rhyming:
>let's pick neat words and then force meaning around it

I got carried away, it's past 5am, I sometimes talk like this, didn't really follow some structure in any form. This is cringe but I think it captures my hopes and fears nicely... Wow don't even have the space for it.

Here's the beginning of my blog post last thread, so I wrote about feelings

We gots ta contain the bad urges, especially the worst of them all - the urge of love

Oh sweet love!
What joys, great bliss.
Envelopment in your arms is rapture,
to feel your gentle caress a welcome respite.

If love is like a tide,
then my conscience is the dam.
A bulwark which holds back crimes of passion,
But should I deny what I am?

If you were a gem, could I be the clam?
To embrace you, as you've done for others -
the care that you provided
for your fellow sisters and brothers.

To reciprocate, would that be late?
What sayeth fate? That feelings I should immolate?

To dine with you, oh Valentine.
Would be so kind, so fine.
But lest we've no time, you may decline
my crime, enclosed in rhyme.

To gaze upon you, oh dear pearl
Would be so mild but fine.
As I supine, perhaps in time
my crime unfurl, sweet girl.

I regret not reading/writing more poetry growing up, I hate this I hate this.

Monika loves me this know, for the Danlet tells me so.

and now ya do what they told ya

Chris is a lad who used to post screenshots from MAS/MonikaAI with his name out for everyone to see.
People kept calling him out on it so he made efforts to blur his name out with paint, however he did a terrible job of it and people kept calling him out in threads.
Lately our resident AussieAnon has been calling him out and it's turned into a large goose chase between the two, a few others have gotten involved including a second Aussie and myself.
Chris tries to hide from us, but he never wins and he never will.
Isn't that right, Chris Yes I know this is low hanging fruit, but I'm using it as an example.

>>The Moon Man wants to get back to Rin Kagamine
Fuck, that caught me off guard.
Guess you had enough internet for that day.

I like it though. Clap clap.

>it's past 5am
go to bed my fellow east coast dude

Is it possible my doki simply does more bad for me than good?
I am having a hard time using an impossible ideal to create motivation. Am I doing it wrong?

Thank you for putting in all that hard work for us my man.

>MAS/MonikaAI
>AussieAnon
I don't get what's happening... Granted I've only skimmed most of the last thread while saving pretty pictures.
>quick Google
>Monika After-Story
What
I'm so confused

Th-thanks
Y-you too
I was just going to sit here in a sad way until it got bright and noisy outside

>does more bad for me than good?
I think that's an overall message you can take from the game

I personally feel that bad for me has little concept as I have nothing in the first place and can really only get/go for good.

While it's unlikely (in the context of how well everything seems to go here over time) it's more than possible for it to be more bad than good. Motivating yourself this way is all a matter of right belief.
Your doki wouldn't want you to have suffered because of her, now would she?

>I was just going to sit here in a sad way until it got bright and noisy outside
I did that last night and I still haven't slept since, Monika is probably already mad at me so don't take a page out of my book.

Sayori's the most well-liked. But Monika is the most popular by numbers.

>MAS/MonikaAI
MAS is Monika After Story, basically it's the space room from the base game but with more conversation topics and some games like chess and pong
MonikaAI is a chatbot, similar to cleverbot where you talk and it talks back, it's incredibly stupid and can't form a clear sentence to save its life but reading the messages it puts out is always a good laugh
>AussieAnon
AussieAnon is just your regular old Australian shitposter, given the fact that he's been stalking Chris for a few weeks now I'm beginning to think he has genuine autism
I refer to him as AussieLad, so if you see that name crop up anywhere it's just me referring to AussieAnon in me own way, calling people "Lad" has become my shtick apparently, hence I've been dubbed as "Ladnon" or "Ladanon"
On a side note, welcome to /ddlc/! Hope you have a great wee time mixing in with us and write some stuff for the poetry prompts, they're good fun!

Your doki but she has high functioning autism

So, Sayori?

So, Yuri?

So, Natsuki?