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Hero 27!

what a cutie

Cute!

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She better be 18 so I can draw porn of her.

heres comes t.racer

Hir gumz D.razerr xd!

GIMME THE TIDDIES
JEFF

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Who gives better head, dva or sombra

Imagine Mei smothering you with this

I want to fuck Soe

Nice armpit.

I'm conflicted. Soe looks like Tracer, but she's still a 3DPD roastie

Brigette is gonna be a Tank that revolves around Armour usage. Tank like Rein, quasi-builder like Torb

Her kit will revolve around building physical defenses like metal walls or a shield or some shit. She'll have a blacksmith motif, and her ult will be summoning her own set of power armour temporarily to become a Super Modern Rein with Sulfuras as a melee weapon

Best hero to use if I want to actually have fun? No comp btw.

>with Sulfuras as a melee weapon
Plz

any DPS
Lucio

>another muh strong independent woman character

D.va dab emote when

How come Shanghai and Florida colors aren't off by much?

I wouldn't mind if one of her ability turns out to be building walls. destructible, but permanent.
Like in rainbow six siege.
Blizz isn't shy about stealing ideas from other games.

I dunno' how many women were in the roster when the game first came out but I wouldn't be surprised if they're trying to make up for a lack of balanced numbers.

DF

I’d wanna do a lot of thing with Mei. grope her ass, bury my face between her breasts, hold hands as we share a kiss. Warm eachothers bodies as we cuddle ourselves to sleep.

How much of a difference does losing games in QP make to XP gain? Is it a lot less than winning?

she's my type i guess, I have a thing for short haired girls with tattoos/piercings, and she has just the right amount of all of those.

What do you think the comic that will come with hero 27 be about? Will it be about hero 27, or the story of another character? If they are going to release one that is.

IF people are gendering omnics I'm going to count d.va's meka as a boy.

250 XP

Please support Shanghai tonight, /owg/. Please cheer for the Dragons. Let's get them a win. It's been long enough.

I wasn't here when he was added and so idk how to play him

Gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling everytime I think about

If I do will that shanghai girl go on a date with me?

If it's about Brigitte it'll probably go more into how Reinhardt has played a role in her life and she won't let him rejoin Overwatch alone.

Valiant aren't going to give up shanghai's first win

there's only one way to find out

Lets sum up the women so far shall we

>Old lady that failed her team due to her emotions distracting her, lives with the guilt of those she let down

>Used Goods forgotten trash street urchin that tried to create an identity for herself under a super secret pseudonym - gets identity discovered by Russian weight lifter

>Literal child under strict instruction to do whatever shes told by her creators

>Old piss wizard hated by everyone, teammate and enemy alike, whilst coincidentally being a "motivated woman that wants to reach her goals at any cost", also is likely being set up as one of the main villains with the Reaper backstory

Its actually pretty savage on Jeff's part.
Tigole Bittie's legacy of hatred lives on

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Do not insult the Piss Wizard.

Fuck you
kill yourself

What the fuck is this camerawork?

>Brigitte
What happened to Emri?

this girl creeps me the fuck out

All of the meka's character comes straight from D.va.
I wouldnt call it its own identity. Anymore than a car

There is some roastie or sjw expecting greguri to play in OWL and not just be a token bench whore

I wish I could be a sugar daddy for a girl who played Overwatch and would pay me in cuddles and ranked matches.

did she get her visa yet?

>130,00 viewers
>day 3
If my memory serves, that's more than was on the first stage day 3, looks like the tokens giveaway is working.

Shes going to the literal worst team in the league. They couldn't possibly do worse

Geguri is more than capable of playing in OWL.

Not yet.

ohhhh how come no one has posted that piss wizard comic from gunshow yet? as moira of course.

Can I still like the waifus of the game but not play it anymore lads?

Turns out the first hint was meant to focus on Torb and his Veeky Forums daugther.

KEEP UP NIGGA
EMRI WAS DAY 1 AKA OLD NEWS
WE NEARLY DAY 3 NOW

how do visas work, is trump blocking her or is korea? I remember when I went to thailand from england while on vacation from canada, I got my visa literally at the thai airport

How. It doesn't mention her at all?

I'll bet Sombra gives good blowjobs

emri is a common turkish name. It seems overwatch has a policy of bringing a native of the place they are going to with them. (They took tracer with them to london in uprising. )

>that desperate pulse bomb
come on diya lmao

it's a longer process because she is getting a visa to live in the US i think, vacation visas are easier/quicker to get because the applicant is only gonna be in the country for a few weeks max.

I think they have to get a work visa, and that takes a while.

That’s retarded and you know it. Even if Ermes was the red herring, no one would think that the first teaser with the Ana message and the new info would be connected.

what if
i mean WHAT IF
Emri is the dude on Soldier's christmas picture

The follow-up hint is all about Torb and hints towards Brigitte

Trump admin is good boys and put greguri on the slowest track possible. Down with SJWS

Geguri is cute!

>fire white coach
>hire korean coach
>kariv goes from Mercy to dps

ahh ok, makes sense

If this visa shit wasn't necessary she'd be carrying all of Dragons up to the top already.

Yeah man, aside from Torb's letter focusing on what happened in that mission. Not like the Ana message talked about Torb getting hurt, Rein protecting them and then the letter building on that. Nope, not one bit of connection.

Wouldn't a Talon tank make more sense seeing how they are missing one?

looks like a preteen boy but i guess if your into that then yeah

Saying someone is cute doesn't imply sexual attraction you disgusting incel.

Ana's report seemed to focus on Reinhardt, since she recommends him at the end of it.

>people believing the hype on geguri
She won't win a single map

Brigitte join talon for some reason

You're going to eat those words, pal.

That's just the autism you have talking.

But three Talon heroes in a row and four out of the alst five? Shit would be silly unless you were the user boasting about how they discovered hero 27 in Moira's origin for the past few weeks.

theyre not though, its doomfist
blizzard just fucked up

think of it like a progressive uncovers that you couldn't predict just with the first hint
First they mention how Lt.Lindholm was injured (Torbjorn)
and then the letter from torbjorn himself to his wife where he tells about how he let Reinhardt name his first daughter and hopes his wife is okay with that

it's, infact, a story about torbjorn & reinhardt mostly, Ermes is nothing notable actually. We learn much more about those two.

>"We'll win if I play junkrat"
>"Play junkrat then"
>Kill him 32 or something to 1
>Nice try bitch
YOU HAVE BEEN SILENCED FOR 2 DAYS DUE TO REPEATED REPORTS FROM OTHER PLAYERS

>kariv right now

OH NO NO NO NO

>Control point
>Team wants to set up on top of the point instead of at least slowing them down for the first half of the map
>Team gets mad at me when I move up slightly ahead to try and take potshots as enemy closes in
When will this meme die
They get too much free ground

Nah, just thinking Talon got characters in all categories except tanks.

what the fuck is this LAV line up kek

i really don't want LAV to be the first team to lose to SHD, but the choke seems real

whats wrong with him

>Brigitte ends up making Crusader-bots that start a new war
>Talon now has a robot army with a few key figures being human/sentient
Welp, G.I. Joe vs. Cobra: World Edition.

>post yfw private letter between the homo commanders

I'm still not convinced Brigitte will be playable just yet. It could just as well hint at a new short for Torb.

trying to widen his eyes

>uber reciting memes constantly
why?

>You know he had to do it to them

It's the same time of year that they released orisa and a very similar method to how they teased her. I really doubt it's not a new hero.

>surprised about aussies shitposting irl

THE MEMES, JACK