/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #748

>"Shhh Lisa.... don't make a peep or we'll get busted."
*nibble nibble*

Cutest girl in Arcadia Bay.

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

pure pointynose pricefield posting

>"Get the lotion ready we're going to be chafed for the rest of our lives."

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

NICE

Cutest girl in Arcadia Bay.

Too late, fuckass, beat you.

>"Be gentle, Max. I'm kind of nervous. This is my first time letting someone brush my hair."

MARRIED

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why so rude

Ha! I was looking for this image the other day when someone was talking about molli's style.

FOREVER!

perfectly poetic

Reminder to bundle up if it's cold out.

The real question is: Is Joyce in on what's going to happen when Max shows up?
Of course she is.

Bestest girl!

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Dana's girl pile will be created. You will not stop her.

Since you are not a nice person, it's fair.

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First love! Best friends!

playlist lad her back again,
I finally done chole! (Which was hard because she was kinda hard to pin down)

What do you guys think?
Who should i do next if anyone?

yer killin me- remo drive
Rebel Girl- Bikini kill
Cherry Bomb- The Runaways
loser- beck
Kids- Current joys
Wake Me Up When September Ends- Green Day
No below- speeding ortiz
How to make love stay- Empire! Empire! (I was a lonely Estate)
No care- daughter
Sowing season- brand new
you can't bring me down- suicidal tendencies
smells like teen spirt- nirvana
44 Caliber Love Letter- alexisonfire
Snowing- Sam Rudich
Cleric Girl- Sisyfuss
The Weight- Thrice
Grand optimist- city and color
The World Has Turned And Left Me Here - Weezer
into dust- mazzy star
Nearly lost you- Screaming trees
the space in between- how to destroy angels
Doll parts- Hole

Link to the playlist!
open.spotify.com/user/21f5hz2dct5qqqcv2ac7cmcqq/playlist/4IzeQDCLawIiySTDOd2PIP?si=IikMLGkzSGSGoNEQF_k8Ng

>Reminder to bundle up if it's cold out.

why does rachel look like an average girl at coachella

Literally the stupidest four words I've ever read.

Here to tell ya that Stella is a hella swella fella

First Love! Best Friends!

Now are those words stupid?

Words aren't stupid. Intent is stupid.

Well said.

Words imply intent and intent can be stupid.

Slutchel only loved cock that's a fact.

Rach would have loved going to Coachella.

Reminder to ignore obvious bait.

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You may find them stupid but they are true.

Do not engage with ABN and their cohorts.

Thanks, Kate!

le funny bait

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>she just spams the same dozen screenshots over and over

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All anyone does in this thread t b h

>Don't be so shocked you knew it was coming.

We spam the same ~1000-2000 pictures. You have 1-2 dozen you cycle through.

hail to the queen, baby.

I can't help seeing this picture and hearing youtube.com/watch?v=hwZNL7QVJjE
Would be a perfect song for the start of a S1 continuation set a few years after the storm. Max and Chloe in the truck, possibly fixing and pushing it, and then getting into a town where they can get proper parts and stay in a motel for a night.

>oh gosh

Chloe is cave exploring inside Victoria

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I wish this guy would do more stuff

Chloe is beautiful! Max is so lucky!

Busted.

Cute! Only /lisg/ could make a rabbit and plant seem like a viable relationship.

Oh my, that playing at the beginning of a Bae sequel would be perfect.
Actually though, I think I'd prefer it play at the end of the first episode.

No one is surprised, Chloe.

This might come as a surprise to some but I think i should just flat out say that I am in love with Maxine Caulfield. There I said it.

ok Chloe, we get it

WE KNOW CHLOE

Holy shit, Chloe we get it dude.

... yes... it is I...Chloe...

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>Morning selfie. Learn to get along Beth and Beth and maybe we'll let you in our slumber party.

Okay a belgian podcast pretended to get some leaks regarding the season 2. Obviously it should be taken with a pinch of salt but it doesn't give too much information to sound fake:
- the game takes place in the US, but somewhere in the East Coast this time
- Two playable characters this time, the lead being female. They don't know for the second one.
- The characters will be slightly more aged (university?)
- New power which will connect strongly with max's powers. They don't know what it really means either
- It will be episodic
- their source wouldn't tell them when the game will take place. Could it be before LiS and then explain somehow Max's powers?

Max loves Chloe!
Chloe loves Max!

>Beth and Beth
I cant decide who hates that more

Dunno why people thought Rachel was the hottest chick in town
Did Chloe just give off too much of a "greasy loser punk" vibe that put most people off?

I feel like Chloe really does not like to be called her middle name. Only time she hears it is when Joyce is yelling at her.

Pricefield is eternal.

Does Max get lost staring in those eyes?

Max canonically calls her Chloe Elizabeth Price when she's mad tho.

looks heavily like an expression or scene milla jovovich would make

You should ask Chloe why they thought that about Rachel.

Everyone had the hots for Chloe too though.

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>Max and Chloe go as Leeloo and Female Corbin Dallis for Halloween

>In an alternate universes where shadows don't exist

My Max!

Which girl in the LiS universe is most likely to properly ejaculate when they orgasm?

Brooke

Which fanfiction is your absolute personal favorite? (Not necessarily which one you think is "best"). Go

Kate. First finger in and 18 years of repression is out the window.

Victoria's going to need a new cashmere blouse

Small Things.

Recourse's Cockroach series (minus the last story)

I don't want to say but you know the answer.

Ouroboros

Shit. It's a tie between Ouroboros or Small Things.

It's gotta be Better Then.

Pedestal or Small Things

Warren

Into his sock

I can't believe I still haven't read Ouroboros.
Or Pedestal.
Better Then is phenomenal.

I just wish TH could stop using ''the blue haired, the punk'' too much.