/twg/ - Total War General

>FAQs and General Info
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>Thrones of Britannia Info
totalwar.com/blog/thrones-britannia-faq
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>Warhammer 2 Info
totalwar.com/blog/tomb-kings-patch-notes

>Total War Three Kingdoms Info
Announcement Trailer - youtu.be/s4D42vMUSIM

>Rome 2 info
Desert Kingdoms DLC Announce Trailer youtube.com/watch?v=YhKhntVPbZ0

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

I claim this thread for Desert Kingdoms

>10% lowest tax rate
>+7% for Social Insecurity and Medidontcare
>x2 because its done by employer and you
>+1% misc for FUTA and SUTA
>+5%~ for sales taxes
>at 30% already, the highest European taxes goes
>+?% for homes, cars, etc
>+higher taxes for gas, cigarettes, alcohol
>can easily calculate a 40% tax rate for the lowest bracket, and 65% for the highest
face it, you ameritards have excessive taxing

Same

>can't name armies anymore in Total Flophammer

*steals your franchise*
Nothenn personell, western piggu.

FUCK Cao Cao

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But you can? You can name everything that's not a Legendary Lord.

>Greenskins
-Get the confederation mechanic Norsca has
-Has diplomatic penalties with every faction since fucking NO ONE likes Nig-Greenskins
-Waaaghs reworked, now give massive upkeep reduction, increase to replenishment, raiding income increase, and bonuses to MA/Charge Bonus, increased recruitment slots, and reduction in recruitment timers, but are more difficult/take longer to activate, last for twenty turns maximum
-Azhag in Karak Ungol/Ungor (the mountain province North of Karak Kadrin

How would this do to add some zest to the otherwise rather shitty Greenskin campaigns?

back to /pol/ friend

Uh oh.
Mummy is mad.

nth for Grace

is there anything better than throwing 20 tier-3 units against 20 tier-1 units and watching how the enemy army simply vanishes?

>silver boots
Eh. Will not confederate with

But that's renaming the lord, not the army

You mean renaming the stack itself? I dont remember that even in ME2. In Shogun 2 you cant even rename anything. At least in Warhammer you can rename units. I always call my skelly archers that survive past the first 15 turns Royal Archers and stuff.

Well Tyrion just got punked by the Queen-Mother
FUCK

SEETHING

What Total War game are you playing right now /twg/?

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having sex is better nerd

I already voted you moron.

Rome 2 and Attila had army names
I remember calling armies Legio # [Region it was raised] when I played as Rome

Friends of The Empire, cum.

while sex feels really great it is never really worth all the effort you need to go through to get it in a world where you have infinite pornography a click away.

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get a load of this guy

Why is Attila's menu theme so fucking kino lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=dh9HI4eudR8

>no medieval 1
faggot

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Is it cheating to put Kroxigors in a skink-exclusive army or can I consider Kroxigors to just be a variety of skink-spawn

>Karl Franz STILL hasn't killed Vlad
LMAO

Somebody help me, I keep getting this glitch where my walled minor settlements don't actually have walls and the ai can just field battle my shitty garisons before my armies can make it to reinforce them, I have no idea what could be causing it so I slapped on the gccm for that specific map (oakenhammer) but it's still just the same field battle.

G O B L I N S

THEIR KIND ILL LIKES ______

the first minor settlement building doesnt add walls, it's only a garrison

>another shogun with samefag armies but with less factions
I'm sooooo excited for this one m8
hahahaha

It's the level 3 building that adds walls to the garrison

>no edition
Wtf is this shit?

Wome 2 and Addila both had armies/legions that could be individually named and levelled up, as well as raised again if disbanded/destroyed. Made more sense with the roman legions than big barbarian warbands but it was a nice feature.

the end

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE RATS?

The fall of Rome.

I actually hate the Attila menu theme.

What's the worst menu theme in the series, lads?

Well you have no taste at all so there is no point telling.

Aestyrion when?

Alexander's

It's easy to tell that WH2 doesnt follow the End Times, because Mazdamundi accepts trade, peace, and alliance agreements, and Tyrion isn't evil

He's not evil in Khaine though.
He just isn't content to accept some faggy ass god's interpretation of mortal affairs. He has just as valid a blood claim to the Phoenix Crown as Malekith, who's claim is shaky as best.

The Phoenix Crown isnt a real position, though :^)

HEY!
I'll show you a position
>*Unzips Widowmaker*

any clue as to what setting could be fucking my campaign FPS in WH2

in battle things are smooth as silk at ultra unit size and detail, but i've got like 15 fps looking around the campaign map. it's probably fucking water detail or something like that

The engine.

what's your graphics settings
CA was fucking retarded though with it, and the low setting still throws high textures at you, you have to manually change that with custom settings

found the culprit pretty quickly. It had changed itself to the DirectX 12 beta for no fucking reason (maybe after a patch). I certainly would never do that. DX11 is back to a stable framerate.

Another eutotard

A dreadful rumor reached us from the West. We heard that Rome was besieged, that the citizens were buying their safety with gold, and that when they had been thus despoiled they were again beleaguered, so as to lose not only their substance but their lives. ...The speaker's voice failed and sobs interrupted his utterance. The city which had taken the whole world was itself taken; nay, it fell by famine before it fell by the sword, and there were but few to be found to be made prisoner.
Letter to Lady Principia (412) bewailing the sack of Rome by the Visigoths Aug 24, 410

>the citizens were buying their safety with gold
RON PAUL WARNED THEM
BUY GOLD, DONT BUY WITH IT

Burp

This is no longer hola-town.

>19 White Lions get destroyed
WHY THIS?

At least Alastar survived, but sheesh

Rock the boat!

based

surprised this exists

medieval 1?

yes

I remember getting the collection as a kid. Didn't really stick with anything but Rome and BI, though.

>when the ai starts creating meme stacks

I liked Shogun's old menu
youtube.com/watch?v=ilYJ1YDkgKg

When does the AI ever stop creating memestacks?

>Playing as Welves in co-op
>Have a stack on the border with the Badlands since I'm at war with Greenskins.
>Grimgor shows up with 19 units of Trolls.
Spicy memestacks are nice sometimes.

Anyone enjoy Wrath of Sparta? Any particular tactics that should be used for the older time period?

Greenskins should have a shitty native economy, just like Norsca. They should make money from pillaging and sacking to give them an incentive to fight wars constantly.

They're busy fighting elves in Vermintide

>Anyone enjoy Wrath of Sparta?

No.

>it's a Teclis and his entire army lose to MaleKEK episode
Why can't I beat this faggy ass Aelf?

O-oh, okay...

>no mommy to power your dark sorcereries with milkies

not even a fair contest

Man those are some aesthetic icons

Kroxigors rely on Skinks heavily for direction, and Skinks rely heavily on them for construction. Whilst you can get away with a Saurusless civilization, the Skinks n Krox are kind of co-dependent and symbiotic.

>dying due to lack of posts

Well this general is done for.

who are you playing as

Plz join the total war arena open beta. Now that Wargamming is in charge of the game, and not CA, it had vastly improved. If you like world of tanks, you will like this game as well.

>posting in a dying general
WEW

Also, there's a content drought, what do you expect?

>If you like world of tanks
I don't like killing my soul with grind grind grind

WE

WUZ

TOMB KANGZ

>If you like world of tanks, you will like this game as well.

How to kill any interest in the game.txt

ABHORASH WHEN

i wish them the best, in their quest to get elves to produce something of value

He's right though, this general used to go at the speed of light.

W-was the true /twg/ just shitposting and memes all along?

>Desert Kingdoms assets will be reused in Araby
>Three Kingdoms assets will be reused in Cathay
When did we first start winning?

Only the level 3 version of the "defense" building gives walls for all factions except wood elves and norsca (who never get walls) and cheating Bretonnians who automatically get walls with their 3rd tier normal settlement.

>Vamps getting upgrades
>in TW:WHII
Cute CUTE

Historyfags left when 3 Kingdoms was announced. All that remains are fantasybabbies.

>Brittania/Rome assets used for Albion
WELL WELL WELL!

Fantasy killed total war.

Please do not bully dinosaurs. Last warning.