/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #517

Yuri would make for a great MILF

What porn would the dokis be into?

I saw you throw your leftover veggies to the trash, user.

There will be consequences.

But I really need her cute fluffy eggs in my ass

Xth for spanking user's butt!

>posting the Yuri breakfast fic at all

pic related.

>You don't even bother writing a poem that night
>The next day
>OK everyone! It's time to share poems
>She glances at you
>I hope you learned your lesson user
>You get up and walk over to Monika
>You kneel on the ground and offer your butt to her
>It trembles in anticipation
>Doki Doki Spanking Club!

OK I'm done.

pastebin when?

Only human Monikas for me thanks

Not the menstrual one, I should've clarified.
I mean the bran flakes incest one I wrote last night.

What kind of nipples does /DDLC /like?
Or alternatively how hard is the depression hitting you this hour?

>Not the menstruation one
>I mean the bran flakes incest one

How is that any better?

I like cute, pink, perky nipples.
And I'm not actually that depressed right now, which is surprising.

I don't like really really bright pink nipples, I like tan probably the most. I don't like mouth nipples.

I was a depressed boi yesterday but now i'm a jolly boi.

Post a song that makes you think of your doki.

youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg

I like nipples as hard as my depression.

I ate all my veggies, dumb cunt.

I like whatever nipples my doki would have

P-people liked it when I posted it in the thread...

I have no preference on nipples, but the depression is pretty strong right now, thanks for your concern.

That specific song always reminds me of pic related Zelda

youtube.com/watch?v=Fu3vfI0vNZA

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

>Related to Fire
>Brown Girl who Dances for money
song was made for her

Fine, post it here. I want to read it.

>*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

I liked it user

I can relate here. The avatar thing really left a wound but we still have our moments.
I think people do like the game. The nature of the game is what's frustrating. There was supposed to be a video game here yet regardless of replays we only get to play the version Monika hijacks and ruins. We have a Danlet to squarely place the blame on and so we choose between attacking either his height or his game.
It's not that people dislike it, it's just more of a love-hate relationship. It hurts you and sometimes you want to show it why they banned the piledriver.
You could try making/contributing something to momentarily chase off the feelings or dare I repeat everyone be the change you want to see

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I'm so bitterly haunted by repeated rejections from women that it's hard for me to imagine ever not being alone

I want a childhood friend to make me join her club of girls

pastebin.com/USrmS1ba

Still do.
Don't expect understanding from someone whose doki will never ever lactate

Boy howdy G, I just got done with a looooooong DND sesh with the lads and it was pretty good! o was missing you guys the entire time kinda Anyways, post some cute Yuri's! I'll start.

>whatever nipples my doki would have

>be the change you want to see

One voice is easily drowned out by three.

H-Have you slept yet?!?

KNEE DEEP IN THE DDLC GENERAL

I always will give my fav yuri pic

I love Natsuki!

Yuri!

And three people left to run rampant because five people stayed silent is?

More Yuri

I like this one as well

MOAR YURI!!!

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Done reading.
Well-written, but very much offputting to me.

>tfw 2:45 AM on saturday night
>tfw weekend comfyvibes are gone
>tfw all thats left is the empty drawl of sunday and then the week begins
>tfw have to go through another 5 days of the monochrome grind
>tfw weekends are the only time i have time to do follow my aspirations and i only feel like it doing it a fourth of the time
>tfw all the while my doki is not here with me
>tfw that heartwarming feel i get when i think of my doki is being replaced with the same pastel nihilistic ache as the rest of my life
/blog

There's some brief satisfaction in there though. It's similar to that feeling where you just want to see (You)s
It's uplifting to see someone respond to something you've created. If you set your expectations low you can't lose, if they like it it's great and if they hate it, you were right all along but you can say you tried at least.
You never know, you might inspire someone just by trying.

Why is Yuri soo lewd?

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>Sayori refuses your help and keeps contemplating suicide!
>Giving Sayori a roofied cookie!
>Capturing Sayori in your basement to prevent her from hurting herself!
>Telling Sayori that she has to eat the eggs!
>Keeping Sayori tied up and drugged to protect her!
>Sayori wants to kill herself but you will never allow it!
>One day she will surely understand that you are only trying to save her!

>it's just more of a love-hate relationship
Yep. Kinda like between Dan himself and regular dating sims/other weeb stuff.
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M-maybe Yuri c-could start a tea club here.
Like Monika with her poems.
But, instead of poems it's different kinds of tea.
Or would that be too much of a bother?

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MC Chan is a dummy and messed up her poems! What will Monika do to her!?

>Monika
you mean, Manika?

Bend over.

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Because she has a splendid body that makes Natsuki invidious.

compiled spankings
pastebin.com/NwgH2DQX

Masturbating while at work with Yuri!

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Can someone post a heart warming fic ???
I really really need it right now...
id appreciate it tons

>pastebin.com/NwgH2DQX
Is this /ddlc/'s best collaborative fic?

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Can someone explain to me why is this being posted every thread?

MY HEART
THAT'S ADORABLE

yes

thank you user. i agree this is adorable and warms my heart. you got anything else??

Natsuki was going to beat Yuri at her own game this time!
She found a book at the school library to help her write the most sophisticated and mysterious poem ever!
A book she found on a shelf between the 13th and 13 1/2th aisle.
A book bound together with tiny sculls. Skulls so tiny they're spelled with a c.
She can't understand some of the words though.
She begins sounding them out outloud to remember if she's heard them before.
Suddenly there's smoke everywhere! What is this book!?

The next day, user enters the literature club to see everyone gathered around...

Headless Natsuki!
Has her head been stolen? What happened to her.
She can’t talk of course, but maybe she hears us.
Her arms flay around when I call her name.
How’d she even get here and not get run over?

Headless Natsuki!
She can eat with no problem. The food up and vanished.
It’s like her heads still there just shifted away.
She sees blurry imagery, hears static talking.
She must have a headache where ever she is.

Headless Natsuki
She sees and hears clearly, while holding your hand now
She’s seeing through your eyes, so you’re reading together
She can’t say a thing, but she squeezes a lot now
Her touch sense is heightened the others are dulled.

b-but her fang

>Woke up and skimmed the previous thread
>Like 3 people wished me goodnight by name
L-Lads..
Morning everyone! Feel a bit better now that I've rested, hope I didn't miss too much
How's everyone holding up today?

Headless Natsuki lookin kinda low effort
Like for real nigga can't you remove her floating pieces of hair at least?
Headless Natsuki!

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An bee.
People say he couldn't fly because is fat.
Bee flies anyway beating the physical understanding.
Bee is more superior to physics and nature.
Bee found to heal himself and bee more
powerful by Honey.
Whatever people say bee is still not giving up and become more beeutiful.

That's from the game raws. blame dan.

All the more reason to make your moments count

All your feelings are temporary, so capture what you can while there's still time

Go for it, Yuri! Self-actualize! Watch out for too much caffeine, though, Sayori can't handle it!

>Yuri sips tea in the snow,
>Under a street light.
>Watching the snow fall into her black tea.
>A hand touches her shoulder.
>It's (You)
>Yuri blushes and greets (You).
>(You) lead Yuri over to an unlit area
>A thicket of trees in the park.
>The power goes out.
>With her.
>(You) look up
>And see a shooting star.
>No words you share a long passionate kiss.
>Wishing that this moment would never end.

No more black tea for Sayori then.

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hope this helps

keep em comin if you have em brother! these are great.
where did you find this image?? i remember reading that
wise words by the way, but its still hard. i know for certain that it will bother me immensely letting go of it but i wont have a choice :(
you got any more, user? this is very beautiful albeit very short

>self-actualize

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Why live?

pastebin.com/fvPKgYpK
I have mostly heart warming fics. Don't read the Doki's VS Katawa's its arguably some of my poorest work but, I enjoy it.

Warning: This is fucking awful, don't read it!

>Going out with Natsuki
>Unfortunately, her father finds out and is less than keen on the idea
>And he has a mean punch
>You go sprawling onto the ground
>Quick as a flash he's on top of you
>Pummelling you into the dust
>You close your eyes and try to defend your face
>He shouts incoherent abuse at you for 'stealing away his daughter'
>Natsuki screams and begs
>"Father! Please stop!"
>She's thrown off his back like a rag doll
>You take the opportunity to wiggle free and try to run
>He's too fast
>He captures your arm in his vice-like grip and yanks awkwardly
>Your body explodes in pain to the gruesome crunching sound of your arm snapping
>You've never screamed as long and as loud as you did at that moment
>Natsuki struggles to fight back hot tears
>She has never fought back against her father before
>But seeing you like this...
>It's more than she can bear
>You spy her through blurred vision sneaking up behind her father
>Thwack!
>The branch she's wielding solidly connects with his skull
>He goes pitching forward
>Natsuki sigh of relief is premature
>Her father whirls around in rage
>He picks her up by her collar and delivers blow after blow into her fragile body
>You can't see her from the angle you're lying on the ground
>But every dull thud is accompanied by a gasp followed by incessant pleas for forgiveness
>"No! Please! I won't do it aga-aaaaaaaaa!!!! P-Please forgive me. No mo-aaaaaaaaa!!!!! I'll do anything..."
>But he ignores all of her pleading and she eventually falls silent
>Finally, he is satisfied and releases Natsuki
>When she falls into your view, she veritably bounces off the ground before lying motionless
>"Fine, you keep her."
>Natsuki's father kicks at his daughters head
>It rolls over to face you with unblinking eyes
>You're left incapacitated with no one to hear your wails and curses
>You only have one question
>Why didn't he kill you too?
BAD END

>My entire life in ONE screencap