Shy introverted nerd who marries stacey after she hits the wall and finishes riding the cock carousel

>shy introverted nerd who marries stacey after she hits the wall and finishes riding the cock carousel
napoleon is our official guy right

I never understood what he saw in Josephine. She was a worn out roastie whore who even cheated on him while he was in Italy in Egypt. At least he was smart enough to leave her when she was proven to be infertile.

paul "chad" barras made him marry her in exchange for his command in italy

Napoleon thought his first wife Josephine brought him good luck.

He became accustomed to associate the idea of her influence with every piece of good fortune which befell him. This superstition, which she kept up very cleverly, exerted great power over him for a long time; it even induced him more than once to delay the execution of his projects of divorce.

When Napoleon’s police minister Joseph Fouché suggested to Josephine in 1807 that she should agree to a divorce in the interests of France, Josephine reported the conversation to Napoleon and told him she was afraid of bringing him bad luck if she left him. Napoleon let the matter drop, at least temporarily. The marriage was annulled in late 1809-early 1810.

Good luck roastie?

Yeah but he was actually madly in love with her, so it wasn't just that

>The marriage was annulled in late 1809-early 1810.

Which is the moment Russia pulled out of the Continental System

he wrote her a few insincere letters and fucked her some

he found her sexually attractive and obsessed over her but he didn't love her as a person

No, Mark is.

Then he gets cucked with his second wife by an Austrian count while in exile. Truly our guy.

Ironic that he tried to acusse William Frederick III of being a cuck.

he was too busy cucking Europe

Mark is a fucking pleb though

>be the most powerful man of your era
>cheat on your wife with 20 year olds

>neckbeards on a panda express construction website compare themselves to you and call you a cuck in the same thread

Getting cucked was a right of passage to be part of the nobility in Europe

>neckbeards on a panda express construction website compare themselves to you and call you a cuck in the same thread
we're talking about pre-master of europe status tho

when he was a socially awkward nerd who everyone laughed at

But William was indeed a cuck too

I don't see that anywhere. Oof I just remembered another one:
>finish off the Holy Roman Empire
>embarrass the shit out of the last emperor
>fuck his daughter to finish it off

Queen Louise was loyal to him. Manlet Napoleon tried to fuck her image telling she betrayed her husband but it only made her image stronger in Prussia cause it was all lies.

nice try Napoleon

napoleon was a scruffy neckbeard with no fashion sense with no social skills who everyone laughed at

this is a FACT

Look at the pathetic manlet HAHAHA

>be awkward corsican
>talk with a weird corsican accent
>the country you loved and admired is now in terror
>take the torch of terror outside
>fight with tenacity
>forget all about virtue meanwhile
>end your life in an island
>he warned you about virtue all the time

sh-shut up

is that ney standing next to him

guy was like 6 foot tall tho

>tfw sitting women reach your shoulders

>tfw sitting women reach your shoulders
are you blind

yo check out my OC

It's the Tsar

Basically Napoleon would have posted on Veeky Forums had it been around.

He sadly did not have Veeky Forums and was unaware of what women are really like.

He was a nice guy but slept with 21 or so women after he found out about Josephine's infedility while she slept with no one else for the rest of her life.

Even Marie Louise cheated on him in his darkest hour after her dad fucked him over. Sad really.

Napoleon was truly /ourguy/.

Love him. Atleast he had that polish countess who was loyal.

He definitely loved her and told everyone, and before he was famous everyone thought it was funny how boyish he was being about it.

Queen Louise would have let Napoleon diddle her shitbox and cleaned up his dick with a blowey Joey if Napoleon would have given her Magdeburg.

And everyone knows it.

Its his 'friend' Alexander.

He dumped the whore eventually

And he lost his luck.

>antony beevor

>ven after their separation, Napoleon insisted Joséphine retain the title of empress. "It is my will that she retain the rank and title of empress, and especially that she never doubt my sentiments, and that she ever hold me as her best and dearest friend.

Pathetic tbqh

>guy falls in love with girl
>girl doesn't love him
>girl doesn't want to marry guy at all
>but her social/financial situation dictates that she has to
>they marry
>he promptly leaves for a military campaign

>he doesn't even know her that well but is completely infatuated
>writes dozens of really sappy letters
>she married against her will, she doesn't give a fuck
>cheats on him a bunch
>he finds out, falls out of love with her completely
>is horrible to her, considers divorce
>but she's fallen in love with him by this time
>he cheats on her with dozens of younger women
>she remains faithful
>she's his staunchest ally and a pillar of support in hard times

>eventually they reach a sort of equilibrium
>she loves him
>he's never fully forgiven her but is aware of everything she's done for him
>has come to value her friendship even if he's not infatuated anymore
>eventually they have to divorce because she's barren
>he doesn't want to humiliate her, just wants an heir
>allows her to retain a symbolic title and be provided for

WHAT A PATHETIC KEK, AM I RIGHT?

Yes, a cuck of the highest caliber.

she remained faithful becuse she knew she was barren

Yep
If she can't have someone's else children to make him raise, what's even the point of cheating anymore