This is your Strike Comma- I mean, waiter for today. Say something nice about him, user.
Gavin Hall
LA LO LI
Anthony Bell
I am illiterate. Please post an image of your favorite Overwatch character to show me who they are.
Liam Powell
lol xd
Angel Cooper
Post lewds before this thread gets deleted too.
Jordan Turner
LA LI LU LE LO
Adrian Smith
Now where's mah hero's wellcum?
Jonathan King
You already posted her.
Dominic Gutierrez
I'm here
Samuel Collins
>who do you think is the best at cuddling?
I think it's pharah
and it's mercy because she'll end up raping you
Jonathan Cox
>When you're doing QP to just practice some dps heroes and the shitter in gold/silver is saying you suck
Angel Thompson
...
Samuel Sanchez
im sure this won't happen
Henry Thomas
Just one.
Elijah Foster
...
James Gomez
I'd rather no female(male) than them making moira the female(male). that's awful. if they introduce a tranny or trap, PLEASE don't make it some tumblrista/david bowie gender fuckery, just make it cute and fit within gender ideals of a woman
Alexander Phillips
>enemy team turtling at Horizong 2nd point >they have orisa+sym+torb >genji keeps diving and instadying >blames everyone else for it
Genjifags are the absolute worst.
Brayden Evans
no fucking shit user
Jose Ortiz
Horizon's cancer anyways
Jordan James
Mommy
Austin Morgan
>play it on xbox live >nobody communicates >nobody coordinates >almost impossible to break Honestly any defense with double shields has a pretty good chance of winning on xbl people can’t coordinate enough to take them down.
Xavier Clark
Honestly, a standard dive set-up would have broken that.
Evan Wilson
>travelling to.. IKENWALL
Jaxson Barnes
Stop reading /v/ user all that tranny obsession is rotting your brain. Moira is 100% a woman, already confirmed at the blizzcon q&a after she was announced.
Jordan Bailey
BUFF USELESS SHIT:
>Torb Hammer - Extend Damage Hitbox by 50% - Hammer can now repair teammates armor at 50HP per hit - Hammer can ignore armor and hit through shields
>Mei Ice Wall - Now slows enemies standing on top of the wall or climbing it - deals 10HP/s to those standing or climbing on it - Mei Gains a speed boost when walking on the ice wall
>Mccree Combat Roll - Cooldown decreased by 1 second for every 2 bullets in the revolver - Character hitbox is flattened to ground for duration of the roll
>Winston's Primal Rage - Startup Animation reduces damage by 50% - Can climb up walls for duration - enemies hit against a wall by Primal Rage Punch deal 25 extra damage
>Pharah Jet Jump - Holding crouch while activating it airborn will do a ground pound like her POTG animation, knocking away opponents and dealing 45 damage
>Symmetra's Photon Barrier - Can be held in place in front of Symmetra for extended period while draining Shield Health before being released - Can point directly under her to create moving platform that will rise and fall in 2 cycles before breaking
>Symmetra Shield Generator - Leaving shield's radius for 5 seconds causes shields to become decaying barrier until reentering range
>Symmetra Teleport - Characters exiting teleporter will have 0.5 seconds of invulnerability, 3 second speed boost and 25HP barrier that will lower at a rate of 1 HP/s
Jacob Robinson
G..guys..
This is how it feel....
Adrian Smith
Gay as fuck but I'd eat those
Oliver Phillips
>doesn't think diving would work vs that >would rather do the cuck shuffle at the main choke instead of flanking left and right
Logan Peterson
>IKENWALL
Evan Hughes
No, genji was genuinely bad and would engage ALONE every single time. He even wasted 2 blades trying to 1v6, it was pathetic.
Adam Foster
like kissing a dead fish
James Jackson
>implying blizzjws wouldn't say a trans is 100% woman
Dylan Nguyen
>Ahhh Loli
Jaxon Cruz
>DM >people constantly run towards Moira when they're at low health >then complain that Moira won
Jace Anderson
I love Mercy!
Oliver Wood
I want reinhardt to spank me
Chase Powell
love
Gavin Lewis
Here comes T.Racer!
Alexander Gray
...
Noah Brooks
Will Moira create her own Pikachu?
David Ramirez
Who's the best solo payload attacker for when your team is borderline retarded?
Jackson Lee
I want Zarya to spank me while Reinhardt spanks you as they compete to see who can make each of us cry first
Christopher Johnson
junkrat
Ryan Nguyen
Who let this ugly monkey boy into the game?
Cooper Fisher
>freckles all over what, why are those freckles? what the fuck
also made for breeding
Jaxson Diaz
babby junk comic when
Juan Campbell
Hanzo is the other team is also retarded and you can aim. Roadhog or Soldier otherwise since they have damage and self sustain.
Nolan Diaz
>Moira was revealed in early November >We'll probably get hero 27 revelation by the middle of March >4 fucking months per hero, barely 5 for release Would it fucking hurt to release more than one hero once? This gotta be the slowest development team in the history of gaming, we get more maps and lore released than heroes
Adam Ward
...
Jace Brooks
cute boy hero when?
Carter Perry
>Mercy ends up pissing herself
Gavin Mitchell
...
William Sanders
It's a deal
Brandon Lewis
>studies genetics >wants to make anime real >joins Blackwatch because there's a motherfucking cyborg ninja who happens to be Japanese >he dips and changes to the standard group >Overwatch disbands >now she's convinced the organization she's in at the moment to try and get another Japanese >all this is in her quest to make anime real
Nicholas Robinson
Cute teacher hero when?
Jonathan Jenkins
they don't even want that many heroes in the game in the end.
Justin Rodriguez
hog
Adam Hughes
I could get behind this. Not even gay. The shitstorm that would follow would be delicious.
Isaac Taylor
Imagine the smell
Nicholas Cox
purity
Joshua Sanders
Buy more lootboxes if you want heroes goy
Jack Howard
contenders logo > owl logo
Ryder Peterson
obligatory
Jack Morales
>joins Blackwatch because there's a motherfucking cyborg ninja who happens to be Japanese I hope we get her black watch skin soon
Adam Lewis
...
Daniel Russell
I'm betting the soft cap is gonna be 35. Maybe even less than that.
Leo Bell
How does Dafran play so well on 180 ping?
Joseph Lee
yep. can tank ults. can hook supports. self healing. who needs a team?
Eli Williams
My beautiful wife
Jose Sanchez
>you're trying to ooga your booga team when these fine gentlemen make their picks wwyd we lost, obviously
Xavier Gomez
>An example from the beta is that we felt like our release rate was pretty good for the most part, but we widely on the team felt like releasing Mei, D. Va and Genji all at the same time was way too disruptive for the game. That was a lesson that we learnt. When we come out with our first new heroes post-launch, we're going to do them one at a time for a while, until we feel the game really stabilises. >If you go back and read some of that beta feedback when we unleashed those three heroes after Blizzcon, they were demanding that all those heroes be removed. Like, they're all overpowered and we should get rid of them. If you think about it today, Genji, D. Va and well, maybe not Mei, are some of the most loved heroes. I think Mei is probably the most loved hero in terms of her cute, adorable personality, but a lot of players claim she's annoying. But at the time, they were demanding that we remove those heroes. We want to be careful about overdoing it with a patch.
Like other user said, they also don't have a high number they're aiming for. Jeff has also mentioned that heroes being free means they feel less pressure to pump them out all the time
Gavin Mitchell
Pop quiz ! What expression is this mercy trying to convey ?
Daniel Lewis
Obligatory mommy post
Nolan Morales
>I wish I was dead
Kayden Gonzalez
doesn't she feel no emotions? I'm pretty sure that's a part of her backstory, so why would she be getting embarrassed?
Juan Hill
I love this meme
Zachary Gray
I'd not play QP
Jayden James
You assume waifufags aren't faggots.
Logan Diaz
>"I can't even feel the cold" >Proceeds to cry and make pig squeals when hurt ?????
Nathaniel Harris
...
Jack Bennett
I think it's supposed to work like the closer she gets to killing or the more violent she gets, the more emotions she feels.
Ryan Anderson
She knows what a dried up whore she becomes in the future
Caleb Howard
There's nothing gay about appreciating cute boys.
Eli Bailey
>i never miss >misses several times in 2 different shorts
Aaron Sanchez
we get here daddy's voice again soon
Cooper Morales
T.Racer is my W.Aifu
Christian Murphy
widowbabbies are trying to the justify the fact that they're willing to put up with her bitchy personality and cold corpse body just because she has a nice ass
Jaxson Morales
they have said they don't want many heroes, and the last time they released more than one hero (dva, lucio, genji) at the same time, people were supposedly overwhelmed. And I don't think the rate for maps and lore is that good either, at this rate we will have more comp seasons than maps soon.
Brayden Watson
>cute boy hero nice >thinking of what tumblr will do to him not so nice