/ink/ - Splatoon General

Glad I skipped that dumpster fire of a movie. Though the last film I actually saw was Bladerunner 2049. Guess I'll just continue boycotting Marvel and 95% of media.

There is something like this on imgur, or are specifically referring to things each woomy would say instead of character traits?

Pretty much

imgur.com/a/60IyK

>There is something like this on imgur, or are specifically referring to things each woomy would say instead of character traits?
The latter

ok user
Give me a list and I'll do it

no idea whats going on here but im horny

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NiggerWoomie
>Hated by /ink/
>Everyone disconnects when they see me
>Can't swim

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/ink/ This is your fault for replying to bait

No its Nintendo's fault for not adding parental controls by skin color

Huh, I've seen this pic a couple times but never noticed her legs before.

booru.splatoon.ink/index.php?page=post&s=random

You know the rules

I can't stop fucking laughing at racist user's posts.

RacistYebby
>secretly in love with Hoodrat but too much of a pussy to tell her
>doesnt participate in tw, sr or ranked and stays all day in 4squid farming for (You)s
>has Hoodrat boot stuck in his ass

somebody fucking help this kid

MY BONEITIS

haha what the fuck

can't wait to pay $20 to watch my teammates not get on the tower, not protect me when i'm on the tower, and not pay attention to the opponents on the tower

Honestly by the time paid online rolls around, the game will be 1.5 years old, which is when multiplayer games fizzle out anyways

Just move on by that point

FUCK BLASTERS

Remember /ink/, Nazis never win in the end.
Say no to fascists and if you meet one, punch them in the face.

>just move on
and then what? create a woomy oc and fuck up the thread even more?

The online fee will filter poorfags and children out that can't play for shit

Posting something straight out of Dots discord server. I have a feeling the /pol/ fag is in there too waiting to start trouble in here

praise kek, check those digits

Nazis hated Jews. Jews are white and they do my taxes so they are ok.

Niggers just take taxes by abusing welfare. They dont work so they give nothing back.

>the thread
Where is /arms/? /ink/ will mate the same fate.

>this level of assmad falseflagging
who pissed in your shoot cereal bub?

so 80% of the playerbase then?

based

N-NO, I WUV MY BWASTEER, STOP BULLYING ME

/ink/ survived the babt era during the dead time between Splat1 and 2 it'll be fine even after the online fee kicks in.

>tfw too intelligent, atheistic, nihilistic, apathetic, and skilled to use blasters

Why must my higher state of consciousness, that is correlative to my higher level of intelligence, cause me to feel more unskillfullness than the average person while I equip blasters in ranked mode?

Why must my beliefs in atheism and nihilism, that are both correlative to my higher level of skill, cause me to be too apathetic to use the default blaster?

*sigh*

Why couldn't I have just been born stupid and american like all of you dumb crutchfags?

>implying racist user isnt babt

redditors begone

you're not allowed to talk about the game here. they are shitposting about gfs and black panthers today.

his shitposting has the same low quality but babt was a real risk
racistanon is just a kid trying to be cool, edgy and fit in Veeky Forums

His game is too weak to be babt

FUCK BLASTERS AND FUCK BLACK INKLINGS

You need Justice.

Or nintyg is dead and ink was always my fallback. I just dont give a shit to flood all of Veeky Forums again because you faggots just draw

I don't like this salmon run map. This shit is too hard for me ;_;

too many girls

So that's what they used to violate French Woomy

Does anybody have the Haunt White Baseball LS? Flanks Fin Fadvance!

More like you finally got fired.

My favorite is when they kill the goldie on the shore during fog waves even though its practically impossible to die to one

>clearly leading a scrapper to the basket
>teammate aggros it and ends up dying in a 1vs1 with it
>notice a maws is targeting you so you lead it to the basket
>other three teammates suddenly have clairvoyance, stops what they're doing and immediately follows you there
>all of them stand around and each throw a bomb into the maws' launch point and all try to steal the eggs from you
>will even risk killing theirself by running into flyfish missiles or into the path of the stinger aimed at you

fucking black woomy using a blaster! would she like luna's girth or range blaster's length more? only one way to find out!

Ive got over 70 bitcoin, I haven't worked in years

These are the rules we've established, you knew the risks coming here.

>over 70 pyramid schemes
i don't believe you

Go be a faggot in your discord

Get outta here Nazi

Pick a short tentacle woomy and just squint and pretend it's a yebby.

K whatever, I bought switch pro controllers for people around Xmas time in nintyg. I use to flood nintyg telling everyone to buy since $260 levels, why they hated me.

And thats just bitcoin, I also own litecoin and monero too

>These are the rules we've established, you knew the risks coming here.
those are the rules YOU established. im so sorry you have to force everyone to follow it too
tf is this shit
booru.splatoon.ink/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2
i like short haired woomers maybe ill bite

so is this what happens to the threads when everyones at school

>shit memegun is justice

go be a fag somewhere else

it's sunday

>tf is this shit
You've never fucking seen EEnE?

Sorry I was at sundayschool because I'm mentally handicap

It's the good cop to Blaster's bad cop. It's also far, far better than people assume, it just takes too much effort.

BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

It's kier so to be fair I think it's reasonable that he doesn't know about EEnE

i did, it just looks like someone tried to draw with flash shitty lines

As none mentally ill homosexuals we have every right to make the rules and for you to abide by them, it's not our fault that 1 person in a minority can't accept that

chomp on a tide pod please kier

If it takes too much effort it's shit

You should use that money to find a hobby where you can meet other people, go to a craft evening or something, do some stuff with the local community.

>kier shitting up the thread
Didn't they just air this episode? I'm not big on re-runs.

No one will want a degenerate retard ever and even less once his bubble coins pop like all bubbles do

Then Octobrush is undisputed best weapon in the game.

they put it on marathon every day.

>craft evening
Fuck that girly shit. Go learn something cool and manly and actually useful, like metalworking.

You mean splattercrutch or crutch-85

WTF do you do when there's two grillers on that small map? Shit is impossible!

I bought bitcoin at ~$260.
I sold a huge chunk at ~$18,000 ish and paid off a house.
I still have ~70 on my gamble for megamillions.

It can go back down to $300 and I still make money. But now I have no mortgage, no car loans, no credit card debt. I can work a bullshit job at McDonalds and still live a good life

These actually take effort unless you're in something like A-, because if you don't put that effort in you'll get murderized by other Splattercrutches and Crutch-85s.

nice LARPing, bud

Have competent teammates

I barely even post anymore lmao. you guys arent even worth it for league anymore.

Whatever dude. Look at nintyg archives for Bitcoin, ive been buying them for years.

>retard hydra grabs the rainmaker and jumps off the map to reset it
>with 3 seconds left while we're behind to hold for overtime
NECK YOURSELF.

>someone has been nigger posting for the past few hundred posts but then kier posts 2 things and the thread is shit
Ok

Proof of babt. I made a major buy here, and flooded nintyg to do the same

>I barely even post anymore lmao.

Cool, then stay in discord you cunt

You've shitposted with NSFW images half a dozen times in the past two weeks you mongoloid.

Too good to play with us, but happy to ruin the thread on a whim, huh

>X cancer means Y cancer doesn't count
They both need to fuck off

he's just that bad
there's a reason even /utg/ hates him