>tfw everyone is benched
>New hero teasers?
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>Overwatch dev tracker
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>Hero tips, tricks and basics
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>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
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>Personal stats / leader boards
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>Event item tracker
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>Waifufilter
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This is hero 27. Say something nice to him.
Could this be Hero 27?
Widowmaker is a mistake.
So I just noticed they got rid of the estimated time when looking for a game. It was never accurate anyway.
Fareeha!
>tfw dirty fuckboys will get their hands on My Sombra
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What's the meta now? I haven't played this in so long, but now every game just feels like people picking random shit instead of strictly dive or whatever.
Would anyone be interested in reading a very small smut I wrote with mercy, pre-talon widowmaker and her husband?
enjoy getting cucked by my ssd nerd
next time think twice about whining for buffs
>with mercy
let me miss that
Would you read it if it was just Amelie and her husband?
>Another Ominic scum
Nope
yes but ironically only, just post it user
>Dreamed I was in Mercy's Valkyrie suit getting savagely fucked last night.
What strange times we live in, friends.
Leave being hero 27 to me.
She's never going to be a champion.
She's there to be a lore foil to Roadhog and Junkrat and nothing more.
>Wanting another melee based champ when Doomfist was so trash and we don't need Rein 2.0
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.tv/GleamingBrainyBeaverOneHand
Oh, you vvanted to taste the floor again? Very well!
I want to be her daddy
I love my wife Sombra!
This isn't a general for pubg faggot.
Mommy!
>buy game
>having fun
>suddenly matched with people who have a billion stars around their icons
>fags yelling in voice
>fags asking for heroes
>unironic girls complaining
>when things are going good, audible nice bro nice good pick pogchamp
So the game is pretty fun sometimes, but I don't think I can handle this "community" when the match is going even slightly poorly.
the Overwatch "community" is really shit, and there's probably nothing anyone can do about it so we just have to put up with it.
I usually just play with friends if I can.
>flicking heal and damage as ana last game
>normally can't even hit people standing still
i hate periods where i'm suddenly decent with a character
kys
I love Lena!
>I hate being good and doing well
In literally a matter of 72 hours, we’ve gone from
>A roach
>Muscle daughterfu
And now
>Omega Omnigger
Please just get this over with Kaplan. Just fucking release the trailer before we ended up thinking it’s the shota
>playing Tracer
>hitting shots, constantly picking off the enemy supports, shitting all over the tanks and winning duels
>end every game with 3-4 golds, around 40-50% weapon accuracy
>wake up the next day
>end each game with 3-4 eliminations, around 12% weapon accuracy
i dont understand
And Amélie doesnt!
>before we ended up thinking it’s the shota
i hope senpai
Her loss
It actually doesn't get better? Not even in competitive? I thought I just got the casual players throwing tantrums since I'm only in quickplay right now.
Where’s the sauce?
Also, I find it interesting that we’ve seen most characters related to one part of the military or the other All except the Navy.
That's why I leave voice chat off.
Shame how they paired Lena off with a literally who who just happens to have a name that sounds similar.
Could've made for an interesting character arc.
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Be gentle its my first time writing smut
she is de queen
i'd argue that it's worse in comp
It's often worse in competitive, especially if you're within gold/platinum which contains most players. You do get plenty of people who at least try to be nice, but there is always that one prick who never talks in voice chat except to berate you if the game is lost.
absolutely. because the people who take shit way to serious only play comp
>D00d what if these two characters who completely hate eachother and constantly attempt to murder eachother are actually secretly in love! Even though their only interactions are shooting at or insulting eachother
It's completely nonsensical.
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This is one of the dumbest images I've seen in a good while
That's where character developement kicks in. It should be a slow process.
Besides I doubt that Widowmaker actually hates anyone aside from Ana.
Really do wish Blizzard would hide permalocked cosmetics.
It's kinda too late to be a season 1-7 hero, or preorder the game to get Widowmaker Noire, or celebrate 2017 lunar new years again, and all those locked blizzard game sprays just clutter up spray menu.
Just stop
>posting lesbian shit
You don't love her.
gentle reminder
they loop around yearly
>There's been several events since Doomfist release and Orisa release
>Neither have gotten any skins in them
CUTE!
God this community and general is full of fags
>tell a girl she sucks because she's a girl
>she adds me after the match
>I accept, assuming it's gonna be entertaining shittalking
>don't even mention it once
>We end up becoming good friends
This happened twice, wtf. Are PUA artists actually right?
This image makes me uncomfortable.
But I agree with you though, they have no excuse for not giving a new event skin to Doomfist. But Orisa is a different case I guess, they might have trouble thinking ideas for a cudruped omnic. Though a centaur skin for Halloween wouldn't be bad.
>PUA artists
PIN Number
BUFF USELESS SHIT:
>Torb Hammer
- Extend Damage Hitbox by 50%
- Hammer can now repair teammates armor at 50HP per hit
- Hammer can ignore armor and hit through shields
>Mei Ice Wall
- Now slows enemies standing on top of the wall or climbing it
- deals 10HP/s to those standing or climbing on it
- Mei Gains a speed boost when walking on the ice wall
>Mccree Combat Roll
- Cooldown decreased by 1 second for every 2 bullets in the revolver
- Character hitbox is flattened to ground for duration of the roll
>Winston's Primal Rage
- Startup Animation reduces damage by 50%
- Can climb up walls for duration
- enemies hit against a wall by Primal Rage Punch deal 25 extra damage
>Pharah Jet Jump
- Holding crouch while activating it airborn will do a ground pound like her POTG animation, knocking away opponents and dealing 45 damage
>Symmetra's Photon Barrier
- Can be held in place in front of Symmetra for extended period while draining Shield Health before being released
- Can point directly under her to create moving platform that will rise and fall in 2 cycles before breaking
>Symmetra Shield Generator
- Leaving shield's radius for 5 seconds causes shields to become decaying barrier until reentering range
>Symmetra Teleport
- Characters exiting teleporter will have 0.5 seconds of invulnerability, 3 second speed boost and 25HP barrier that will lower at a rate of 1 HP/s
>>Mccree Combat Roll
>- Cooldown decreased by 1 second for every 2 bullets in the revolver
>- Character hitbox is flattened to ground for duration of the roll
oh my yes
>Blizzard getting slammed in court by Germany of all countries.
Kek.
>buffing winston
literally why
Those are all pretty good changes
>buff torb, winston and symmetra
Uhm no.
Sorry you're in silver or on console
I'm GM, though?
>Torb is one of the worst heroes in the game, completely useless if he doesn't have an Orisa or rein to stand in front of him
>Don't deserving of a buff
Hey user, I read it. I won't critique the content, but you should work a bit on your grammar/syntax/structure. You have a couple of tense changes and some weird sentence structure. "Angela stopped just before entering." vs. "Plus, its been a while since she had a good fuck."--one is past tense the other is present. Stick to one or the other.
"'[...]I meant every enticing word at the dinner table.” Said Gerard with his distinctive thick French accent as he got up and approached Angela, Amélie just behind him. He continued speaking “Now let’s get you out of these clothes[...]'" is structured poorly. It would work better as "'[...] at the dinner table," said Gerard [...]" and you don't need the "He continued speaking" or any line breaks.
You have some other issues too but this probably isn't what you're looking for.
No, thats exactly what im looking for. Thanks for the advice.
pretty boy hero when?
Cancer shouldn't get buffed.
You need to be viable to be cancer user.
Dva is cancer
Tracer is cancer
Torb is not cancer.
When did we start thinking Hero 27 is Freiza?
You could do some more reading of general literature and other peoples' smut to help you out with your writing style. I find that helps me at least.
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He's viable on defence on any 2CP map and for 1st point on practically all others.
What the fuck are you even saying?
>Google "blizzard court cases in Gernany"
>Nothing but wins against a bot maker.
Unless I'm missing something, you don't know what "getting slammed in court" means
>You need to be viable to be cancer user.
lmao no you dont
bastion is eternal cancer and has literally only ever been viable for like 10 days in the entire history of the game
same with mei, cancer incarnate, demands the entire game revolve around her wall, only was viable for like half a season because her ult charge was fucked
Is this some discrepancy between consoles and PC I'm not aware of?
Was about some bot shit and the guys were sitting in Germany and so it had to go through the German court. German court sided against Blizzard because the 8 Million bucks they wanted in reparations were guesswork as far as the damage that was done to them since it couldn't be proven they sustained such losses so they were told to kindly fuck off and not make up numbers in the future.
Torb is low stage disease that can be treated, and often affects you when someone one-tricks him into your games and does it for the LOL ON YOUTUBE
Any turret character can be full-blown cancer, and Devs are good at keeping him under wraps.
He's probably just very low sr where they can't figure out how to kill the turret
So Germany is like China, huh.
The Bossland case was a fail for them
Unless you're a jew of course.
Doomfist is suffering. Today there was a Bastion behind an Orisa shield backed against a wall. When I saw it I ulted and meteor strike landed directly on Bastion, dead center. And he lived. Just fucking tanked the full ult. Which is how I learned about "ironclad." 20% damage resistance in turret mode. Left him with about 25hp. And because after a Doomfist ult you're basically stunned in place for a full second he just mowed me down and self repaired. Shrugged it off like it was nothing.
Stop projecting.
Literally every news article I'm reading states otherwise, but okay I guess.
If you could actually cite this article saying they lost that would be great.
This proves this is you, how?
It's in German of course
buffed.de
>be death match
>get 5th
>same kills, more assists, less deaths than 4th
>no win
>no loot
good point system blizz
Really, drop dead. Actual waste of human resources.
Its cute that you think you're a "human resource" and that taking the time to properly identify yourself is a "waste."
Actually, that's not cute, its kind of sad that you think so little of yourself.
How does off season comp work? Do the games affect your mmr at all or is it basically just for shits and giggles?
>writing smut at all
Neck yourself m8.
Just play the game.
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Are you stupid?
You breathe, eat and drink. You are a waste of resources.
>Healslut main just expects everyone to suck his cock without validation and gets mad when asked to prove his claims
Can't make this shit up.