Landlord thread

Landlord thread, I guess

Just had to evict my first tenant today, in the shitty stormy rain, with 2 kids and nowhere to go. Feel kind of shitty but what else could I do? She was way behind in rent.

Anyway thanks for reading my blog

You couldn't... work something out?

sheeeeeiiittt I swear I'll pay this month sir. all 4 months I owe. Jus waitin for jamal to pay his child support. any day now...

the cutthroat capitalism weighs heavy my guy get that money

Nah m8 she's nothing flash. Plus I have a lovely wife who just cooked me a legit curry

You could have at least waited until it wasn't raining faggot.

Have fun with that poo
And remember...

(bring)

why would you let niggers rent your flat in the first place?

(the)

(poo)

(to)

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But now he wont feel bad when he evicts the next person.
"I kicked a single mother and her children out into the rain knowing they'll be homeless. Don't think I wont do the same to you"
Gaurunteed rent money

(loo)

It's still me btw, posting from a different ip in a different location,
Phew, glad I got the message out there tho

>Just had to evict my first tenant today, in the shitty stormy rain, with 2 kids and nowhere to go.

you did good Op, I'm proud of you!

Hey, you scalping jew faggots, guess what?

FUCK LANDLORDS.

I live in a fucking van and don't have to pay a cent to anyone. EAT A DICK AND TAKE YOUR RENT HIKES WITH YOU TO HELL. I hope everyone starts living in vans so all you cunts go out of business. Enjoy your asset-in-a-bubble. May your city go detroit route.

Ain't no one paying 1500 a month for your roach infested cuckshack. You deserve section ape niggers.

>t. the bitch OP just kicked out

Where do you park/get mail?

>be a landlord
>feel bad for kicking someone out
>but not for bleeding them dry for a rental property

suck it up pussy

Feels good to own properties, man.

>1500 a month for your roach infested cuck shark

What city do you live in?

>muh discrimination

Tenants are shit. I work for a property mgmt company and I pretty much handl 120 units on my own from various properties.

You have to send eviction notices 2 days after rent is due so you can proceed with the next steps by mid-month, and have them gone before the month is up.

never feel sorry for tenants, remember they are the ones screwing you

t. some faggot that has never paid a utility bill in his life

utils here have gone up like crazy and everyone runs space heaters and air conditioners like retards

Never cut breaks.
Always make clear that late=eviction.
You're not running a charity or payday loan business.

t.5thGenerationLandlord