/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #520

DEBATE EDITION
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>PLEASE HELP I'M FUCKING DEPRESSED!!!!!1!!!1!!!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/jSQwNRw1
nodtotherhythm.com/?fMn6MWYa
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Natsuki!

Yay!

Daily reminder that traps aren't gay

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

Yurifriends cum at dawn!

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

Your doki but she wants you to help her write happy endings to all the fics that made you sad!

YURIGANG! ATTENDANCE!

how do you write happy endings to fics where your doki ends up dead?

When He opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, ‘Come and see.’ So I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And the name of her who sat on it was Yuri!, and the Promised Day followed with her.

it was a hologram

Will the Yuri soldiers be able to defend from the ambushes laid by the native Yuris?

Good morning lads

at last i truly see

Hello

Go full non-fiction and have them resurrect,
have either user die and join her in a happy afterlife or aim for bittersweet. Could also just cheat and say it wasn't real or it was in turn a sad fic being written by one of the characters who enjoyed the outlet it provided and learned to value what they had more from it.
The struggle that previously comprised the weight of the fic can be turned into the middle part that makes the eventual payoff happier, as long as the struggle ends.

How’re we doing on this fine morning, /ddlc/?

I'm really sorry lads, I can't do feedback tonight. I have a day's worth of rehearsals tomorrow starting 7 sharp and going till 6pm. I'll see if I can't pump some out during the break time but for now I need to sleep
>I'm gonna be triple batching tomorrow
Eh I'll live, sorry I can't give you the feedback I'm meant to lads, production is this week and we're working overtime.
Ladnon mate, if you see this, sorry I couldn't give her the in depth feedback you asked for. I'll do my best to get to her tomorrow night
Again, I'm really sorry lads, but for now I need to knock off. Goodnight /ddlc/

haha yes

Don't have anything to do but I have some music on and I wrote down some ideas for something so at least something's gone right.

Sleep well, mate.

Oi oi saveloy fellas, how we doin today?
Reporting in!

No worries, you're trying to do god's work while working on earthly matters overtime, you're fully excused mate.

Armed and ready!

...

>Your Doki
>Your country

>Yuri
>Romania
Please don't call me gypsy...

Since it's a new thread figure I'd shill my fic again.

pastebin.com/jSQwNRw1

In this chapter Sayori prepares herself and Natsuki for the weekend apart. Sayori will be staying with Yuri for the weekend to go to a large book fair as well as to spend time together. Natsuki seems to be more aware of MC-kun and Sayori than they themselves are.

>Monika
>UK

Not even had a cup of tea in a while

nodtotherhythm.com/?fMn6MWYa

>Yuri
>Malaysia

Your doki but she's the final boss of your favorite non-DDLC game

Natsuki!
Leafland!

>Natsuki
>Estonia

>Bonjour

Comment ça va mon ami?

>Woke up.
>Saw this where my desktop screen usually is.

I had forgotten I bought new speakers.

Monika
South Italy

day of the rake when

Reporting in and thanks for the delicious Yuris, everyone! though that hat on the last one is looking kinda silly

Now where's that Yurifriend who wanted to do something with the prompt?

>Leafland

>Yuri getting a funny feeling in her stomach!
>Letting out a few braps!
>They start to get louder and wetter!
>Yuri stinking up the literature club and blushing profusely!
>One brap is particularly wet!
>Yuri sharting!
>Yuri hurrying to the bathroom!
>Yuri covering her butt with her hands!
>Yuri crowning!
>Yuri slowly pushing out the turd!
>She finally makes it to the toilet!
>Too late, she's already messed herself!
>Yuri secretly enjoying it!
>Yuri shitting herself in the stall!
>It's leaking down her pantyhose!
>She smells fucking filthy!
>Yuri walking away in humiliation and arousal!

>DIARRHEA
But why?

It's a patrician fetish.

Legate Sayori!

What's your country user?

>bringing back the embeds
why

Mother Russia
Now what's with the hat?

>Monika
>Mexico

But there's only one embed there
And it's the one that needs to be

It's our traditional Romanian straw hat.

Well-met, and good evening my children.
Welcome to the darkest poetry club.

Word of the day is "Insidious"
Alternatives are "Estate", "Pit" and "Inkling".

The club has been overrun by atrocious creatures of my past. While it is most regrettable, heroes and mercenaries are purging them as we speak. Upon returning they will surely expect stories to soothe their ravaged nerves.
Writing those is a venerated task, one we here take upon ourselves. We would be most beholden if you too could contribute to this noble undertaking.
Creating quality works may seem an insurmountable challenge, hardened only by the worry of sharing your writing, but reserve your fears, for poets of all issue are welcome here, from hopeful amateurs to hardened veterans.
The words hoisted above serve as a guidance to all aspiring poets, allowing them to converge their efforts around a particular subject. This encourages discussion and allows drawing comparisons.
Naturally, you are not obliged peruse those words, although it would certainly be most gratifying if you did.
As always, we're eagerly awaiting new creations.

Ancestor!

And what happens when people copy and paste? [Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed]
It's annoying, just remove the space and copy and paste if you really want to see the video, how hard is that?

Morning bros, time for my morning walk. Have a great day.

who the h*ck are you

That's the baker's job to remove it.

Why would you want to create more work for thread makers? Do you embed that video everyday?

sorry..

Ah, I see.
Well, here' one with our silly hat in return, then.

its been a while since that user last called us SMOL. I hope he is doing alright.

BLYAT

I am what happens when one succumbs to their overconfidence, to be brought low and driven into the mud. Granted, in time, even you Charlsanon, will discover the tragic extent of my failings.

Ahh by the way you were the person who drew that thing?
It looks pretty neat.

...

>Monika
>Philippines

Humba

I don't get it..

Nah, just saved it from these threads a while ago

>Monika
>UK

where did are you keeping erika and monika
tell me now

>user loses his doki!
>Unceremoniously and depressingly!
>He cannot come to terms with it!
>Rather than trying to live for her or put her behind him, he needs an object for his frustrations!
>He creates a source of all woe to blame!
>The ender of the promised day!
>Humanoid? Some manner of beast?
>It cannot be seen but it will strike when it gets the opportunity!
>user theorizes that it can be caught in the act and destroyed!
>He imagines the final battle daily!
>A beautiful sky incites bloodlust as he longs for it to serve as the backdrop to his redemption!
>Music energizes him to exercise and train!
>Constant alertness, stress and concentrated aggression possess user!
>"It's etched into time!" He tells himself!
>"There is more to being, it's only a matter of time!", he swears!
>He disregards sleep, he considers ignoring the clock to be a triumph over an abstract concept!
>Caustically, unknowingly shortening his life in so many ways!
>Completely fixated on vengeance he loses clear sight of his goal!
>He never creates any valuable relationships or goals that could be lost!
>The fictional object of his woes, never allowed to exist, takes user down with it!
>Eventually user dies an unremarkable, pitiful death partially by his own misguided hand!
>An aimless soul wanders into the next world, discontented and clueless!
>His doki approaches him, the happy ending she had so long to think about before her!
>But it was never as simple as he needed her to believe!
>She tries to comfort him but the truth is apparent to him!
>She was just another exhausted effort to find a reason to persist!
>Once she 'failed him' he created a new drive out of desperation!
>He's not even living anymore!
>She could not mean less!
>Remnants of his feelings want to care for her but she symbolizes only failure and regret to him!
>Unquenchable, futile thirst for meaning persists with him in the afterlife!
>He rejects her!
>He aimlessly wanders in search of more!
>She is left to suffer!
>A failure!

>Yuri/Sayori
>South Africa
You can probably tell who I am if you look at Zee maps, pls don't

Relax m8, he asked to do it in the last thread.
And, to be honest, I was hoping for something really different, not pretty much the same thing with a small twist

he became too smol himself to reach the keyboard
RIP in pieces smol user

poor guy...

>your doki
>your katawa
>which one you would wife

They are safely indulging in the Hamlet's dubious pleasures. Rest assured they are safe there, or at least as safe as all of us can be in this wretched plane. The day's event should be resolved by the end of the thread, so use that time and write something more substantial, lest you too might suffer the stressful incantations reverberating through my manor.

>Yuri
>Emi
I'd wife Yuri.

Sorry to disappoint, I didn't want to change too much so as not to disrupt the thread too much.

natsuki
rin
natsuki

oh, looks like I'm out of the loop because I was too bogged down with stress as of late haha
my apologies

away with you, vile beggar

>Sayori
>Germany

She dies of old age after becoming a real girl
or
She gives such a lengthy soliloquy after sacrificing herself for you that you're actually sick of her talking and wish she'd hurry up and stoically pass on already

>Monika
>Lilly
None of them, because I'm not worthy of their love

>Sayori
>Greece

Chu~
If you look under this spoiler, I'm your doki and I've just kissed you on the lips!

it's mocking me

>MONIKA!
>Hanako!
Monika

Chu~
right back at you

Dear Sayori
School sucks
Getting out of bed sucks
You are good girl
Love, user

>Yuri
>Lilly
As much as I loved Lilly's path she's not someone I could realistically be in a relationship with. On the other hand Yuri brought me back from having given up on all intimations of romanticism, and now I'm just hoping to eventually find someone quite like her.
>bogged down by stress
Looks like charlsanon got afflicted.

>his doki
Drop the charade, we all know it's Yuri

>Yuri
>Rin
Yuri!

Oh no you didn't.

How could you be four different people at once?

This has less action at the beginning than DDLC part 1

Well to be fair it's part of a series

Understandable, can't risk too much these days.
It's just that when you said you have a great idea, I got all hyped for some reason. My bad, really.

Been almost a month since I was last here, how's everyone doing guys?
Uni is okay, I'm making friends, I'm not feeling really down all the time either.

What's been happening here? How are you guys doing?

n-no bulli

Schrödinger's Doki

What would you trade to get to your doki?