/pdg/ Raid WW2, Payday:The Heist and Payday 2 General

Say goodbye to your 100% achievement completion edition

Previous Park escape heist after a 16 bags Diamond store session: >Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=796195988

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Steam group (cocksuckers allowed)
steamcommunity.com/groups/Itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>Eternal Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=mMaRwNikRwg
youtube.com/watch?v=f8P78Y6atNo
steamcommunity.com/groups/SydneyMOD
videogamer.com/news/payday-2-is-1080p-on-ps4-and-xbox-one-but-it-probably-wont-hit-60fps
youtube.com/watch?v=u0IWS45e8x8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

payday? more like GAYDAY LMAO

First for ded game, ded gromm sniper rifle, ded jacket

YEAH

>There is people that unironically use the Compact 5

>there is peoples that unironically like to play RAID ww2

When is the Japanese cutie coming out?

Considering how companies don't fuck around with exclusivity crap, it should be a few months at least.

If it can make you less sad, just imagine the switch soy-boys having their switch losing all their batteries after playing for an hour.

You make me smile

Thanks

>implying peoples wouldn't prefer this OTP instead

Donuts Shop Heist

To be honest, the Compact-5 finally has its place in the game as a stealth SMG because of the god-tier concealment that makes you able to bring a fat primary to compensate. Perfect for crits builds.

Mark 10 got better stats on everything, shit is a better Compact 5

Krusty Burger heist

>Mark 10 got better stats on everything,

Not on the fucking looks, it's like a fucking disgusting block.

joceline is my wife

>youtube.com/watch?v=mMaRwNikRwg
>acing shockproof ever

is there anything more laughable in a build than this ?

Gage contracts when?

>page 10

1600 Penn

ded

so dead

The update will being more activity to the thread right? Right?

no, but another 30 day countdown would

But this is such a convenient way to get to Sneaky Bastard. What, do you ace parkour instead?

Has anything worse been added to a game than this? I just have so much hatred for it.

The most disappointing one for sure, since it doesn't have anything at least half decent, but at this point I don't think I can be surprised anymore.

ded

Graveyard heist when?

I could really go for some bad sci fi heist for halloween no mercy when?

>no mercy when?
they're saving it for when volvo announces l4d3

goldfarb was right

L4D3 card game

Given, is that you ?

>youtube.com/watch?v=f8P78Y6atNo

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Daily reminder to use any mods related to sydney because of how good she is as a character.

steamcommunity.com/groups/SydneyMOD

Daily reminder not to

>play Big oil day 2
>get chopper coming by the pool to get the engine
>still has to go to the other side of the map to offer the escape point

yeah fuck you too game.

4 day heist when

When you'll buy a jimmy legendary skin.

i bought gayday 2 on the switch

did i fuck up

yea

Yes but too late to turn back. Now tell us about the performance.

>when
You fucking wish

>Buying payday 2 at all

you fucked up since you were born.

>he doesn't want to see payday 2 looking like pic related at 10 fps.

How funny did you took a picture of my payday and changed my name?

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bump for wolf.

switch doesnt have new safehouse

TOP. KEK

worst developers ever.

I'm more surprised who the hell buys the Switch version, knowing how little they care about ps4 and xbox one versions, and how they completely abandoned ps3 and xbox 360.

almost everyone who bought that piece of shit, haven't heard of payday

you because you wasted thousands of hours on this piece of shit doesnt mean everyone's heard of it

serves them right, then

>xbox 360 and PS3 versions
>console is too old guys, we can't fix something that's shit from the start guys. Enjoy your exclusive masks and awful grinds fuckers
>PS4 and Xbone versions excuse,
>Consoles are still shit so we have to stick to 30 fps in exchange for decent challenge

Did they say yet any excuses for the switch ? They seems to have always the right arguments at the right moment for consoles.

Well they are not wrong on the consoles being shit. But the ps3 can run mgs4,GZ,TPP, MGR etc etc. And 4 can run much more than 3 so yeah it can run payday 2 in 60 fps if they werent incompetent.

>videogamer.com/news/payday-2-is-1080p-on-ps4-and-xbox-one-but-it-probably-wont-hit-60fps

Daily reminder that 35-40fps is all what the consolefags deserve.

Nigger the consoles werent always shit. We got god tier games and performance during the ps2/gamecube era. What the fuck went wrong?

Didn't you guys forget something? I need a mask!

It'a alright, I came prepared.

>hoxton watches Umaru once

>umarushit

I'LL FUCK YOU UP

DIAGNOSIS? YOU'RE A BITCH

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Literally the only DLC that has absolutely no good points.

>are you happy for ethan and Hila

i'm only happy we're done with these peoples although peoples won't ever shut up about getting their shitty youtubers or twitch streamers added into the game.

SergeantMcDickAss character pack when?

id rather have trashly than badass

>Trashley character pack
>stinky socks melee weapon, which inflict poison damage

>wanting an asian with an ego bigger than your ass who 'ironically' did a cosplay of Almir, the overlord jew of payday 2.

you must be a special guy during parties.

Did they nerf DW recently? I was an Overkill peasant until the current beta, but then learned that Mayhem is now an Overkill with an amount of health from DW, tried it and performed literally the same thanks to the good weapons that reached all the necessary breakpoints, after that I decided to try DW just for the hell of it... and it was easy. I mean, REALLY easy. Last time I played DW was before mayhem and one down were released, and it was really hard for me back then, now it's just a walk in the park, especially if I pick something an Anarchist or Stoic, but Rogue is strong too.

I'm pretty sure DW has been fairly easy for a good while now

You have god tiers perk decks and you know which try-hard weapons to use, that's the point of getting experience in this game. If after 400 hours you still don't know about how to beat objectives quickly or where to put bags so cops don't steal them easily, you're a scrub confirmed.

How would you design a PvP mode for Payday 2?

You don't

you ignore the numerous issues the game already had and proceed to add more stuff into it without fixing previous problems

>100 players drop with parachutes on bank heist,
>one escape van,

Hell is for heroes.

>youtube.com/watch?v=u0IWS45e8x8

78th for the switch version confirmed to be a meme

Since when can dozers crouch?

>People still play this garbage
What's your excuse?

depression

Not a shitter

gotta rescue hoxton again

>There is people that actually dislike Hoxton

dedo

blammo doesn't raid udpate on wednesday?

Raid is still getting updates?

yes , they releasing a new shotgun this week and preparing another mission to be released

fuck off veronica

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Hoxtilicious.

Reminder that Sydney has a very sensitive bladder, but even if she wets herself during a heist it's not okay to bully her for it.

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Update when?

In 12 hours should be, they love to do updates at this time.

>have to get a new achievement
Oh god dammit

>yfw the new achievements won't unlock automatically, forcing you to do one by one of whatever they have in mind for us

the tears would be beautiful.