/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

>Iceblock is rotating out
Is it time to come back to hearthstone yet?

threadly reminder that Rexxar still hasn't been fixed.
atleast we got molten back

fuck off cancerous discordfag

...

No more iceblock to protect you

THANKS BEN!!!

>a highly skillful deck
>Hearthstone

Is it possible they won't make a secret counter this year since there's no ice block?

>"Hello"
>The disgusting mage subhuman squirmed as his face was pushed inward but the righteous hand of Uther's dudes
>But now it was his turn and he could turn the table
>He just needed to cheat one more turn
>his freeze effects where very effective at culling the holy force of the paladin, but now it was time for a miracle
>he grinned as he watched his last hope
>the ultimate cheat card, able to discover all of the cheats in the game
>the infamous Primordial Glyph
>he casted the card tasting the sweet taste of Skill Block, that for some reason was absent from his draws up until now
>he even emoted his usual "Hello", ready to repeat it over and over for the next minute and half, and for the turn after that when he could play his le epic combo and obliterate his harmless opponent, as he always did
>he loved the feeling of being in control, to torture his opponent for as much time as humanly possible before finishing them, knowing that they weren't able to do ANYTHING to prevent it
>it was a shimmer of light in his grey life
>But Ice Block wasn't there
>He watched flaggerblasted
>How was it possible?
>Glyph never betrayed him
>He discovered another Glyph
>And another
>And another
>The chain of Glyphs was finally over
>He cried
>He cried as the rope burned
>He cried as the turn ended
>He cried as Uther brought his Holy Justice on him
>That last "Well met!" sounded very similar to a "Hello"

No because iceblock isn’t the only secret

No. It's an easy card to design and cross off their checklist, of course they are making one.

Why the fuck would you run a secret counter after ice block rotates?

>Control Warlock
>Cube Warlock
>Spiteful Priest
>Dude Paladin
>Spell Hunter

HMMMMMM GIVE ME THAT YEAR OF THE RAVEN META
THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE (RIGHT THERE) OOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOOD SHIT

Absolutely based

>THAT kid's invincibility shield is getting rotated out
>Milloc is going out
>Molten Giant is retiring but also getting his groove back
Pretty good.

that's right, freeze mage is one of those rare decks that required skill to pilot.

how do I metagame all the nagalocks in the upcoming brawl?

>Fuck Ice Block
>Fuck Mill
>Molten you're alright, don't show up to Standard tomorrow
>Druid hero is predictably trash nobody asked for
>In-game tournaments for the RNG fiasco that is this game

No, delete Mill or anything that lets an unconventional deck like Jade Elemental Shaman/Kingsbane Rogue/DMH Warrior/Questless Mage compete with mana cheating. You have to play the game THEIR way, which is currently skirting mana costs and summoning a 9 mana and healing for 8 on turn 6 or a 4/4 and a 12/12 on turn 6 or 6 mana across three bodies on turn 4 that doesn't waste your hand size. Mill isn't fun but turn 4 barnes is, because that's what they want games to look like.

>molten giant
who fucking cares? it's just a huge buff to naga sea witch, there is absolutely zero reason to play this shit card without naga in wild

tech shadowflame so you can win the mirror

Disappointed Auctioneer isn't rotating out, oh well.

>emoting after playing primoridial glyph

Immersion ruined.

Warlock will play it again. Probably control lock since its closer to what handlock was

So I should craft golden Moltens, if I don't have any Moltens, right?

Cringe.

>it's just a huge buff to naga sea witch
it really isn't that much of a big deal

you still need to take 5 damage in order to play it for free
it's more better when you DON'T have naga in play, which usually means you already lost

why does a dryad (female) have horns?

She looks like a crack whore.

Yeah doesnt fit at all.
Every other portrait is a nice close up look. This is just somehow off.

*sniffs*

deer pussy

control lock will not play moltens again

>will soon have my 100% female heroes
yesss

Who here
>emoting wow after every bullshit play
ww2 bros

faggot

The tournament mode will be the thing that gets me back playing desu, always hated ladder.

Fuck Blizzard.

*assumes submissive kneeling pose, revealing nipple piercings and chastity cage*
*puts hand behind back*
*goes down to the floor face down*
*crawls up like a worm*
*sticks ass up in the air, wags tail plug*
*with effort, raises head to Goddess's feet*
*sniffs deeply, reveling in the aroma*
*slowly and carefully licks cum from soles*
*sucks every toe separately, making sure to get a good taste*
*cleans up the floor with tongue*
*opens mouth wide to present all the licked up cum*
*swallows on command, with a smile*
*gratefully thanks for the delicious meal*
*puts face back on the floor, waiting for the next command

>Brode: I think Molten Giant will be well received. I think people will be sad to see Ice Block go.

So he’s full blown trolling the community right? Especially fucking killing the already limp dick mill decks. I guess we’ll welcome our armor up deadman’s hand meta he’s forcing.

>want only females
>faggot
I'm sure you're the kind of guy who makes male character in a mmorpg because 'I would never play a female!' even if 90% of the game is looking at your character running around.

IT WAS HIS TURN

Yeah Hamuul would be a lot better. However, he could still potentially happen later. That or he could be a legendary, because based on the preview the next expansion is emerald dream, and he is a druid.

>literally self-inserting as a girl
>not a faggot
keep telling yourself that homo

thank god that coldlight, that t1 card included in every deck is getting hof'd, i couldnt believe how oppressive it was getting towards more diverse decks (controllock, cubelock, big priest), limiting the amount of control decks there are. thankfully we'll be seeing a lot more diversity without this OP card in rotation ;~)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Ok so now I'm about 99% sure that either

>Hamuul is gonna be relegated to a shitty lego for the next expansion or one this year
>He's gonna be limited edition Twitch Prime shit or some other absurd method that'll make the entire playerbase wish they could just fucking buy him and be done with it

>self-inserting
that's your problem, I'm not self-inserting, I look at female characters. They are not me you retard, I dont identify with what I play

>have dog
>take him out back and shoot him for no reason
>hang him by his rear paw from the ceiling of the kitchen for all to see
>take him down a year later and make a monument for him
>”I think this will be well received.”

Is it autism? Poor Old Molten Yeller

Time to uninstall shadowverse

>Coldlight Oracle rotating to HoF
Why on earth? How about actually problematic cards like Doomguard?

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
FUCK YOU

It deletes the hemet OTK. But that deck is really noring since its a series of coin flips

can't have people milling our control decks, it's unfun to burn cards and break your strategy
:^)

Cry more Jaina

>All these baddies getting made at god man brode for getting rid of their shit decks to make more, pure skillful control decks

>control decks
all one of them lmao

>I can once again get FREE golden epic cards
Fantastic, and since I already have some of these golden its free dust for the next set. Sure is 'hard' playing wild.

Fuck off cunt, Iceblock was only skill intensive card in the game, you had to play around it

'Standard is to keep the game feeling fresh for all of our players, and to allow newer players to jump into Hearthstone quickly, without the need to collect lots of cards to build a competitive deck'

>go into wild
>play against a priest
>barnes ragnaros
>next turn resurrect a bunch of ragnaros
>his board is 4 ragnaros on turn 6
what a fun and interactive game

I really want to tak you for posting this image, it's the best drawn porn I have ever seen

>wild

>fun and interactive
>hearthstone

>no news about DK heroes going evergreen
ha-haha...

>brainlet playing BEn's approved standard mode
>constantly NEED to buy packs
>constantly have their cards pulled from them
Must feel nice having no control over your collection

why the actual fuck would they be evergreen
who the actual fuck wants them to be evergreen

Why in the everloving fuck would you want that?

Even if they did, which I doubt, I guess they would anounce it when the next rotation came around.

Did any cards ever even go evergreen?

guldan forever

>End of the month
>Everything is aggro
>Mfw I change to my to my deck with 100% winrate against aggro

>Play tokens
>Don't kill his rag
>He can't resurrect him

Correction: You USED to have to play around it, back before Discover and 'Generate le randum spell' became a big thing. When people only had to worry about dealing with two, it was an ok-if-annoying card. Now it's literally "If I have good RNG and you don't have the one card that can stop me I'm going to drag this game that I lost several turns ago out until I can play MY win condition and you can't stop me."

>you can’t kill me this turn
>haha so much skill!

>iceblock rotates
>this gets posted
kek, theres a certain poetry to it

>Wild
>When Naga exists
AHAHAHAHA

I will forever be mad that they HOF coldlight oracle

welp guess now warlocks can tap up to 9 cards every single time without being punished

I am not good at math, with the 40 gold quests all changed into 50 gold, what would the average gold/quest turn into?
I recall them averaging something like 52 gold currently.

I guess even an extra 5 gold per day is something, it adds up. Much more interested in the quests being easier to do though.

naturalize :^)

>just take 8 damage every turn XD
>implying he won't just use cubes or shadow word horror or any of the other million ways to kill it himself
epic

>Tauren
>Relevant

>mention optimal play that gives you a chance to win
>"waaaah whatevs if he does this and that and then this he's gonna win anyway waaaaah"

>win
>lose
>win
>lose
>win
>lose

okay I'm getting sick of this

>End of month aggro try hards gunning for Legend
>Play Ele Shaman with 2x Devolve/Portal/Storm and BY THE POWERS COMBINED for even more AoE.
>Incidentally cockblock Warlocks with Hex/Devolve
>Burn their key cards with Mummuring Coldlight
I'm gonna miss this goddamn Murloc.

>lunara

>HoF'ing Coldlight Oracle will singlehandedly destroy 4 of my decks

Playing mill is suffering, Brode is a cuck.

Play around it dweeb noob

unless I'm some super aggro deck, I'm not going to be able to beat a board of 5 Ragnaros on turn 6

see

>I'm getting sick of having the optimal ratio