/scp/ - SCP: Secret Laboratory

147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
NA East

Who [AU] Pantheon here?

CHAOS BROS WW@?

xth for avoiding EU baguettes by shitting up NA servers with 140 ping

>That one newfaggot screeching about Dig Dug

Not the guy you requested it to, but here.

SCP-504 placed beside the intercom

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streamable.com/ts0k8

What was that? Did you say something?

24.178.139.165

USeast, 24 slots. About eight open at last check. Good group of people, and a lot of fun. D-bois.

>remaining players stall
>this happens
based admin

Hell yeah man

If I join with minimal knowledge of how the game works besides the tutorial will I get shit on?

wut serbr

what a fucking round

N O I C E

No. Being with clueless players is part of the fun.

No. Fucking aimlessly around is half the fun.

What server?

no it's encouraged to know as little as possible

>first step to class d/scientist is get a keycard to 914
just hide in the heavy gates and mgs past doc or enemy gun dudes

147.135.10.140:7778

fuck, i forget, i think 147.135.10.140:7778

>intercom starts
>sigh more micspam
>someone says "remember to stay hydrated"
>grab a glass of water
>instantly feel better
thanks based waterman

This.

And if they get on your ass just run past them.

Whos the dumb fucking nigger in the telecom room that shot me when I literally dropped the fucking card?
Are you retarded?

>that round with 15 peanuts and 1 ntf guy
hahahahaha that shit was great

>15 peanuts vs 2 mortals

>/scp/
You guys gonna add the 'g' sooner or later like the rest of the generals? /scpg/

I just realized I drew something a little similar to it a while back

nah we're not faggots

streamable.com/2hrla

This isn't a general. Just a FOTM thread getting relegated to Veeky Forums for no fucking reason.

>Did that back when we were on /v/
>Only got noticed once or twice when I did that
>Get moved to Veeky Forums
>Enough time has passed that most people know to check the sides of the gates and doors now

most of us are /v/tards thanks to hot pockets kicking our asses out
turning this into Veeky Forums culture means having 5 discord groups full of transfags and orbiters

>think you got the jump on chaos
>toss a grenade
>investigate bodies
>all ntf
>chaos wins the round moments later
um, sorry

>"Fuck it, I ain't no pussy"
Based blue boy

>streamable.com/2hrla
So are you constantly recording or using like a shadowplay?

24.178.139.165:7777

useast like 10 open slots needs population. Fun peeps

lol get rekt, LONG LIVE THE INSURGENCY

Some rounds I record, some I don't. This was the first few seconds in, I didn't record it all cause I wasn't recording that rounds, just had the program open and was quick to press the hotkey.

This.

>Disconnected: Server is Full

Disconnected because the server is full?

>MTF killing a scientist

There's currently a literal gay porn thread on /v/ that's been alive for 10 minutes, now is probably the time to make an SCP thread and see which dies first

10 minutes seems fair, but yeah at this time of the day, shit gets wild.

SCP threads were getting deleted in under 1 minute

i've been making them all day you faggots get in them i literally made an alabama nigger

if it happens at the end of a round you can rejoin and it's usually not full unless it is
i've had that happena bunch of times where it's like 17 people in the server and i get ejected at round end

>scientist
>start processing my card
>d-nigger steals it and runs
>find him and his nigger buddy on the floor with snapped necks 3 minutes later with cards
>acquire red card, express gratitude to peanut outside
>here comes motherfucking radical larry and peanut and a zombie
>get teleported
>no corpses
>survive
>turn right out of larry's room
>instantly find entrance zone
>whole squad of Chaos guns me down
what a ride

did you at least open scp 106's wankchamber?

>mic won't work
What the fuck.

Anyone else just get mirked from 147.135.10.140:7778?

get voicemeeter, set the output as your default, and use the program to run your mic through

> be mtf
>fellow open the light checkpoint
>look behind and see c boy running for it
>shoot his ass for being a coward bitch
>he dies as soon he enters the elevator
it felt more rewarding that it shoulda be

it's up again now

Adding a g in /scp/ wouldn’t automatically beacon a legion of fags towards this place, all it’d do is make the name a little less catchy by adding unneeded shit

>d-gadget's hat is not black

Fuck me, I didn't realize it was a D-boy and Nerd until now. Thought they were pencils.

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>i dont know what the fuck i'm doing
- ntf, 2018

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Shh, we're operating on levels you can't even imagine.

yeah it was 78
i was one of those lol

why does this say set off warhead as chaos
nuke isn't only a chaos objective, it's an anyone objective. hell even scps sometimes want nuke to go off if they're all on the outside and want to end the round.

>people complaining about mic spam
Have they never played on /v/ servers before?

>Come in NTF, do you copy? Forget about D-Boys! We're abandoning the lab. If you have any last shit posts use them on the intercom, otherwise get the hell out of there. Repeat we are pulling out and activating the alpha warhead.

I'm the MTF in 914. That was legit scary.

24.178.139.165:7777 USEAST, had to reboot. Space, and bunch of people playing. 24 max.

>Spawn as CI
>Truck runs you over before you can move

also regarding larry's containment, going inside the femur breaker instantly kills you and someone can come by later and press the button to actually "kill" kill you to contain larry.

>closing doors on Peanut

why does the game constantly crash after a round ends

It gives you time to turn and open the door behind you

How the hell do you hit anything? I only got like 7 kills as my first lenny. The circle does nothing.

Can Peanut kill you even if you're not blinking if you're just close enough?

No

If he's close enough, the 'blink' might not play.

>no FF

fresh furries micspam
youtube.com/watch?v=s5RadZUabwg

>people who don't understand that the pony in op is a joke
holy faggots

also why does the op not mention that the MTF have to SAVE THE SCIENTISTS?

If he's blinked you can sprint past him, provided he's not low health and can zip a fucking mile

Weird, I think he just killed me. I tried to finesse him and lock him in the music sheet room but he just bodied me.

post NA servers

>Rush to Larry's room
>Kill doc with BFG right after
>Peanut locked in intercom
>Nuke went off
Great game guys

24.178.139.165:7777 -- us east with space for about eight 24max

lol how mad can you get it's a cartoon pony sit down faggot.

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