How do I get laid

How do I get laid

Buy the dip user

>buy crypto
>find hot gamer guuuurl and tell her about blockchain technology and muh retirement in 4 years
>fail miserably
>attempt to rape her
>turns out to be a tranny and you get raped instead

Lol yeah

Confidence user. Just be cool maaaan

just b urself

I'd normally give someone advice like be yourself but let's face it this doesn't work for autists so instead my advice to you is to pay a whore.

Get a disgusting fetish and be remotely attractive with a decent bit of cash.

Lotta loyal, but fucked up, women out there.

Take your total net worth (guessing this is about $10), put it into crypto, take it out when it's worth $300, pay for a hooker and then kill yourself

stick your dick in a vagina

ok

elaborate on your thoughts

Nothing to elaborate on, submissive women are easy.

You find a girl that'll let you take a riding crop to her ass, and you'll find a girl that can't stand the thought of losing you.. Or something like that, I'm into dd/lg so it's different' for me.

just like be yourself bro

beyourself

Submissive women want dominant men, they don't want some guy that's so passive that he goes on imageboards asking how to get laid.

Hey, fake it till you make it, he's probably got a lot of pent up aggression, could make that work.

listen and agree.

use the word "you"
a lot and ask leading questions.

you dont need to talk about yourself
or qualify at all. it just makes you more mysterious.
she will be plenty entertained talking about her
pithy shit for hours on end.
isolate and alcohol.

escalate physically.

compliment and flatter.


DO NOT HAVE ANY OTHER OPINIONS OR VIEWPOINTS other than , how beautiful and
right her opinions are.
keep her distracted by having her talk about herself , basically tell her how great she is
so that you have become a source of validation.

escalate physically.

tell her all the reasons why she is a 10/10 even if she isn't classically so.

close.


if she ever asks about you, just be vauge and redirect the question to her.


read how to win friends and influence people.


now you got free pussy.
was it worth it?
if so , keep it up.

if not move on to higher aspirations.

sorry i always use the word pithy.
but i actually meant to use one of these words :

synonyms: unimportant, banal, trite, commonplace, insignificant, inconsequential, minor, of no account, of no consequence, of no importance; More
(of a person) concerned only with trifling or unimportant things.
synonyms: frivolous, superficial, shallow, unthinking, airheaded, featherbrained, lightweight, foolish, silly, trite


its a bad habit.

Im already sexed out at 22 made some videos that were cash and wanking to them is like the same orgasm

>Have $200
>go to 'massage parlor' run by Koreans
>feel up masseuse while she's working on you
>say 'everything' when she asks you what you want.
>give her your $200 - house fee
>fuck her

$10k per year if you go once a week and you can be as ugly, fat and autistic as you like.

Accept where you are and go for a trap.

its okay we got it

>Escalate physically
How
REEEEEEEEEEE
I've read those articles about hurr escalating and it's weird to just randomly touch a girl while talking

I've been doing that for nearly 30 years with no avail :(.

do the poses from your favorite anime

the japs call this technique "kabe-don"

>DO NOT HAVE ANY OTHER OPINIONS OR VIEWPOINTS other than , how beautiful and
>right her opinions are

Best advice if your dream is to be a cuckold.

That looks like a good way to get kneed in the balls user.

...

spoken like a true virgin.

nofap 1 year + ugly girls

Get married.

jokes on her, getting beaten up by a cute girl is my fetish