Overwatch General - /owg/

What do you think Mei's balls taste like? I want to suck them so bad. I bet they're sweet and salty. They probably taste like french vanilla ice cream. And I bet they would be really good with chocolate syrup.
Do you think Mei's insecure about the fact that she has balls but no dick? I think it's weird that Blizzard would design a character with a vagina and balls, but I still love her anyway. I wonder if she's ever tried to stuff the balls in her vagina. Maybe she uses the ice gun to shirnk them so she can get them in there, and then as they expand they stimulate her vagina. Imagine cumming your own balls out of your vagina. I bet it feels really good.

*Bans you for picking a character we put in this video game*

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>pure

>still no cute boy hero

game sucks

>Tfw no Shadow-spawn hero.

I wish I was Tracer's bike

thank you guys

What if Hammond turns out to be a dino?

>eating your kanelbullar with cum on top
why do americans do this

Will Bloo for (You)

Man, you nutted really hard on that bun, or at least someone did

you'll get out of bronze some day, user.
Silver isn't any better, though

I'm going to end up spending money on this, aren't I?

I read this in Tracer's voice.

Do you guys think Tracer gets bullied by the other girls at Overwatch? Like in the showers after a round, you ever think Zarya and Pharah corner her in the shower and force her to eat them both out

>Overwatch is an online multiplayer so there cant be a lack of conflict in the lore and characters cant actually stop fighting
>Story cannot progress more than introducing a new character or place
>Any lore developments will be minor enough to not mess with any release
>None of the characters will ever be happy or finish their "quest"
>Gab and Morrison will never make peace with eachother
>Genji and Hanzo will be at odds forever
>Widowmaker will never escape the brainwashing
>Junkrat's treasure will never be properly revealed
>Winston will never find peace
>Mei will never find out about the anomaly
>Overwatch will never be reformed
>God AI revealed as the main antagonist since the beginning of the story
>"lore" "team" takes years to release a half assed paragraph of text anyways
Overwatch should've been a single player shooter with one campaign per hero.

No, she's not. I protect her from bullies.

Probably, yes.

Mind explaining pic related then?

>Winston will never find peace
I have no fucking idea why but this legitimately made me laugh out loud.

Post smug Tracer showing off her bare feet, begging ya wanker ;_;

Bree-get-uh

>the youngest human male is nearing 30
>youngest human girl is 19

>youngest characters are 20 and 1 month, both omnics

>Pharah
>Zarya
>in Overwatch
>bullying Tracer, the speedy lesbian

BRRRRRRAPgitte

Not him but is it what you were asking for?

chu is saving all the lore to be revealed in the movie, so stop hating on him. it's going to be funny watching you guys do a total 180 when it comes out (hopefully by next year)

haven't you been wondering why the lead animator was "too busy" to work on brigitte, aka the only fucking thing an animator could be working on? we're getting a movie boys

They caught her with her chronal accelerator off, she can't shower with it, and Zarya placed it where she can't reach it until she's been sufficiently bullied

tfw no thicc Swedish gf to fight the muslim horde with

Oh god yes, hnnng thanks user! Only had the Mercy one.

Chu's a shit writer, but he is trying to fix the mess most of Blizzard left for him.

Friendly reminder that Recall is soon to be two years old with fuck all progression and some heroes with zero focus. Anyone expecting something from Overwatch lore at this point must be a masochist.

How does Tracer shower with her coronal acceleraror

>tfw devs can't finish a young male character because they get too turned on by cute young virile boys to actually work

sucks, man

Post booty

It only has to be nearby

She doesn't have to wear it all the time, it has been explained already

Fake news.
Uh user, that's lewd, why would anyone have pictures of smug Tracer showing off her bare feet?

>Bre-gi-tey
Is this how you pronounce her name?

dotesports.com/overwatch/news/overwatch-feature-film-series-19564
Kaplan "would really love" to make a film or series
as of this past december

>Overwatch movie
Bullshit. That's like saying

Every inch of her needs to be worshipped by tongue

it should be a justice league style show desu

Can someone spoonfeed me on the lore
I've been playing this game for a while but paying no attention to lore
Today I went and watched all the cinematics and now I've gotta know what else there is

Just meant to write Bullshit.

I'm not really into feet, but those are kinda sexy. Somehow.

You shouldn't care about the lore because blizzard don't. The lead writer is a hack that can't fufill his job to a basic standard.

>Sombra hits PTR before her release
>WOW WTF SHE CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS
>WTF HER GUN SHOOTS TO FAST
>HACKED HEALTHKITS MAKE HER IMMORTAL
>SOMBRA IS OP FUCKING NERF HER
>She releases and is shit
Never ever fucking trust this community when reacting to new shit.

>it's just G.I.Joe from Blizzard

Who is your waifu

go on lad, i wanna hear the followup. you can't fool me

I want this ;-;

Bang!

You'll never be good, sorry. You should just quit and find something else. I know it would be more polite to say you'll get better but you almost certainly wont and I don't want you to waste your time.

Incomplete but will give you enough to ask proper questions about the lore. You should read the comics too.

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>well that's up to your interpretation ;), maybe they are maybe they aren't. does a submarine swim?

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She can take it off she just needs to have it nearby or she'll spaz out. She should die without it but the Doomfist short gave her infinite plot armor.

There's a recent webm on R34 where she gets beheaded. That's quite relaxing.

mei
thanks

Bruh-gee-teh

BRIGEAT

Mei is gei

same

I copy-pasted my reply to another thread.

One hour till esports!

Gonna need that link my man

link?

>Mei born after pharah
Instantly discarded

What's the best way to practice outside of comp? Arcade and custom servers are all meme matches and quickplay is full of idiots.

youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE&t=18s

post webms

I warned you. There's no sound tho

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2676499

dumb male master

has incorrect shit around.

>No second monster to take advantage of the new neck hole

into the trash it goes

>tfw still no big tiddy spider

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This post shall remind you to stay hydrated /owg/!
Also E-sports in less than an hour.

>too busy to work on brigitte
No. Too busy to work on the first person animations. He's working on Brig's POTGs, emotes, and probably polishing April's event.
There is no movie because Blizz doesnt actually care about their games. They hit a goldmine with WoW and OW only exists as an asset flip of Project TITAN, and TITAN only existed because of the player drop after Cata and Pandaria.

Blizzard has a godlike ideaguys and concept artists and decent base developers, but the rest of the company is an actual pack of monkeys that cant keep up so the quality steadily decreases after the release unless they call one of the big boys to do the job.

>Reinhardt would be 3 years old today

Thanks, Mercy.

how about i hydrate you

Titan existed before they were even through Wrath, m8.

reading all the butthurt comments about gore/rape was more entertaining than the webm itself

So true user. So true.
Same here, there's just something special in Lena.

I got my water bottle right here, so there is no need for that. Thank you for the offer though.

>Overwatch Movie
how much you willing to bet that it would end in a giant gay orgy