/eagg/ East Asian Genocide General - Fuck Taishi Ci Edition

Visit you local shack

The human eye can't see more than 15 Lingqis per second

This is my Lu Lingqi

track5.mixtape.moe/jqynwv.webm
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Who came up with that silk ribbon? I see people wearing that today. It just seems uncomfortable to me to have to constantly have your arms at an angle to keep it from falling down.

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Canon

>wow user I thought your work was from 9-5, how come you're getting home at 5:30? Do you not love me enough to get home at 5? I think you're fucking someone else, do you really not love me anymore? Maybe I should just leave you to fuck your stupid animal mistress. I bet you love Lu Bu's daughter and not me! Explain yourself!

Fuck off you controlling cunt, I don't belong to you

Princess of what, the Animal Kingdom?

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Would you rather have Dynasty Warriors 9 or This image as an actual game?

I told you I work 12-8 you cute dingus

Time for hatesex.

Dynasty Warriors 9 with Dynasty Warriors Cart minigame

Ha HA! I have captured the daughter of the great Lu Bu!

My God, Xianying is so hot.

P-put her down!

I'd rather have a Dynasty Warriors Party.
Mini games include:
>Burning camps with Zhu Ran
>Food eating contest against Dong Zhuo
>Lu Bu horse racing
>Bullying Taishi Ci

That's Cai Yan, you silly billy.

>Bullying Taishi Ci
DW9 already has that feature

lmao what a retard.

Stoopid purple man.

She kinda looks like that pornstar Luna Kitsuen.

Looks just like his dad

>Guo Huai's english voice in 9

This guy will never get the respect he deserves from Koei, even if he was one of the greatest generals of multiple eras.

Help me out, who is the most annoyingly generic shounen MC type character in DW?

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His character in DW is so fucking annoying. Who thought the gimmick "is always sick" was a good one?

I like the coughing man.

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We need more Wu adds.

i really want dw9 but steam reviews scare me, do i just buy it anyways?

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Yeah we need Sun Hao.

Yes, just do it user.

I dunno, can you tolerate open world horse riding and gathering resources for crafting?

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>Trusting steam reviews at all
Literally 80% of those reviews are Chinks angry about no Chinese dub in the game. If you sort it by English only, it's "mixed", which the game truly deserves really.

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The problem with the Steam page is that it got review bombed by China because they removed the Chinese language options.

Same. He is cute. I like his 7-8 VA.

This incarnation of Sun Luban would probably be as annoying as Xiao Qiao.

The main thing that's annoying about Xiao Qiao to me is how childish she is which in turn is just amplified by the genki. A girl who's upbeat and cheerful except her actions are downright monstrous could actually be fun to watch.

No. It's like 20 minutes of horse riding inbetween tiny skirmishes with 2 officers before 10 minutes of riding to an Ubisoft tower before you quickly hop over a fortress wall and kill the boss.
Also best boy Liu Shan plays like crap and the combat is worse than ever

Would you cuck Liu Bei and viciously get fucked by Sun Shangxiang and her thick tiger cock?

>A girl who's upbeat and cheerful except her actions are downright monstrous could actually be fun to watch.
Hi.

he should have specified "not ugly"

>Look Lu Bu! I found Red Hare!

>I'm going to die alone aren't I Yinping?

Hey.

Lu Lingqi needs some sleep.

A lot of Japanese players apparently loved 9 until patch 1.03, which did something to the gameplay that they hated.

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She can't sleep, there's no one next to her to keep her warm at night.

get ur fucking eyeballs checked moron, Lady Dong is quite possibly an angel fallen to earth

so what dw is everyone playing here?
>DW4 Hyper boys WW@?

I haven't noticed anything gameplay related. The only real thing I've noticed is that my character's legs no longer fold in to their body after I jump off of tall things.

For example:
twitter.com/LoveMiraichan/status/968346819976663040
This was also the person who did some combo videos that the Dynasty Warriors 9 twitter retweeted. He also makes reference to Radi-tz too.

She must have fallen on her face because she looks like shit :^)

Nah, just kidding, I like the little Dong.

>Hating DW9 and mourning Aniki

Good taste.

nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32811686
I wonder if we could get a translation of this.

The rabbit's just like
>I hope these two men don't eat me.

What does 1.04 do? I can't find patch notes anywhere

>Tfw dw9 defenders are unironically a thing
Game is like the mg survive of dw

>hating DW9
That guy isn't hating on DW9

koeitecmoamerica.com/dw9/info_update.html

playstationlifestyle.net/2018/02/26/dynasty-warriors-9-update-patch-notes-to-version-1-04/

He used to love it, but apparently 1.03 onward fucked up a lot of the combos.

I'm not noticing anything significant. What is everyone complaining about? It's still not a graphics patch.

>everyone
It's one fucking nip dude.

They changed the AI and tweaked the combat too, from what it seems.

Was gonna buy the game but nevermind then, back to DW4

he wants to play like a retard and jump around like an idiot

he doesn't finish combos, he spams animcancel

If you wanted to fight like in DMC, play DMC.

only 4SE has dynasty warriors mode

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Convince me any musou game is worth playing instead of a RoTK game.

On what platform?

Does it even matter?

Maybe.

Go to sleep, old man.

Looks like Xianying but with big boobs.

A lot of musous aren't worth playing these days mainly because of the fact that the AI just stands around. They were their best in the 2000's because the AI actually attacked more. Also, the characters you play as weren't super powerful that could wipe out more than 10 enemies instantly. They felt more close quarters and you had to block more often. Only your musou power could actually destroy large groups.
Also, musou games like Berserk and Fire emblem warriors are made with only small maps that look like "rooms" and are even easier than dynasty warriors.

Yeah whatever grandpa, have fun with your PS2.

Go away, school shooter

Gramp.

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I wish they'd take a chance and release some sort of spin off that was more akin to DW 3-5 in the ai and player power areas.