Crypto millionaire

Move to SF and seduce autistic STEM women with your computer shekels.

Works for me. :3

Is she fuckable?
Let me paraphrase that , is she better than zucchini chink wife?

OP I'm in a similar situation, not a millionaire but a quarter million.
I actually dropped a line about hodling bitcoin to this robot chick I was drinking with and she didn't understand/care.
That was 9 months ago when I was 50 pounds lighter.

Can you get arrested for hiring an escort? Should I just go the sugardady route and buy some nice shit for a roastie to sleep with her occasionally?
I'm 25 years old 5'9'' 250 pounds and mildly autistic.

>I actually dropped a line about hodling bitcoin to this robot chick I was drinking with and she didn't understand/care.
Normies don't give a fuck about your shitcoins faggot. Nice car, nice clothes, expensive restaurants, vacations, etc. If it's a means of getting some stacies to suck your dick go for it. You have to realize what kind of women are getting baited though. Don't fall in love and don't get yourself manipulated into their shit and don't fucking waste money on them unless you can afford it.

Honestly, you're better off just getting a hooker, that's an honest deal at least, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Alternatively you can get in shape, work on yourself, find a qt that you actually like and she actually likes you before anyone even knows of your mad crypto gainz

I'm aiming for a quarter of a million myself. I'm going strong at 1k € right now. Send me some beans you sad sack of shit and I'll see you when I get there.

ie: your mom.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

>trying to get the attention of normies with autistic internet magic
Even if this stuff made you 10 gorillion shekels they would not give a shit about your story.
All they want is your money, and to be fair, that's how it is for all loaded men.
They pretend to be interested in you so that they can participated in your wealth, it's what they are evolved to do.
To prevent being a rich beta provider you have to become a chad, at least in some domains.

Would you want to be with a gorgious girl but she doesn't understand your interests or wathever?

No. You would want to be with her for max 6 months. After that you can look behind the looks.

you could try taking out actual money from your imaginary-millions
>oh wait...

Hey OP, post proof and I'll be your NEET qtpie crypto gf

post timestamp

ur not op, why should I

Time stamp and I'll fly you to my condo in Milan

How is a condo in Milan going to get a poor neetgirl some memedreamcoins

plus i prefer staying indoors

So we know you're not bullshitting OP.
This is really basic stuff.

a million satoshi is not much to talk about user

post timestamp and give me contact info and ill send you 5 eth

0xcb28f4a7aa86ce9a650bbbebb861424c5aa77e09
(bitthexaddress)
[email protected]

stamp from earlier, feel free to mail me

kek paying a cam whore to scam poor neets on the web i see.. well every man for himself i guess glhf

Reported

I am on adultwork, come into my room if you don't believe me

how to find you on adultwork?

...

(adultworkurl)/3644795

send me 1 btc and I will send you hot escort girl from Serbia

i read "feel free to nail me"

Go to The Erotic Review or P411 to find reviews for escorts in your area.

This makes me feel so comfy. Thank you, user. I hope to have a van, an RV, an apartment, a little house----whatever, doesn't matter, just as long as it can be mine. It sucks to live in a place where you are a parasite and are constantly listening to and being tormented by other people's issues and arguments. I can't be happy here. I'm going to get into vandwelling with my dog someday.