The unluckiest person in crypto

I buy a coin and it goes down
I sell a coin and it goes up

EVERY GOD DAMN TIME

its like someone is watching you waiting.

you hodl it never moons, you sell it moons.

bought nem at 50 sats,

FUDFUDFUDFUD

it never ends.

This is now a coping thread.

Buy xby user and just HODL

HODL.

And tame thine weak hands.

remember
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

>buying at ATH
not falling for that one again

I'm the opposite.

Turn your screen upside down so the charts are backwards and you're effectively doing the opposite of what you think is correct. Guaranteed success.

Everything ive done with reason and judgment has been wrong.

I will do the opposite.

That's me. Same with stocks.

>buy first big stock for $400
>company files chapter 11 the following week

Keep in mind if you hear about a coin here first there's a good chance you've missed something.

What I do to keep up with news is look at the highest volume coins and Google news on stuff that looks promising aka is not at an all time high already.

>tfw i bought bitbean

This was me last week:
>OMG BITCOIN IS GONNA HIT $2000 SELL SELL SELL
>OMG BITCOIN CRASHED AND I LOST 2k

Only God can help us now, brother.

Sell your GAME. I need to be rich.

I bought $200 LTC at $33 and got locked out of my Coinbase account.

Who here is more retarded than I am? At least I didn't buy bitbean I guess.

I bought $100 LTC at 33 I feel your pain

>segwit, they said

When are altcoins gonna actually go up like seriously 2 weeks of HODLing is stressing me out

I'm just going to hold until I can get access to my Coinbase account or the price goes above $33. I refuse to lose on this.

I will hold indefinitely if that is what it takes.

They locked you out for a reason, dumb-dumb.

>trust seinfeld with your life savings

You buy promising coins early and hold for at least one year. Look at them for one minute per day to see the activity but don't touch them.

You will make money. Impatient people do the work for you. Snip and save this post if you have to. Patience works every time.

No, my 2FA key got deleted from Google Authenticator