/d2g/ - DotA 2 General

before game
>AM IS BAD LMAO
after game
>AM IS BROKEN WTF

Cap's just a fucking retard with zero personality. Saying whatever comes up first in your tiny NA brain without actually doing the thinking part makes you an 'analyst' now.

>0 (ZERO) DPC
But who cares, at least we won 27-0 right?

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Choose wisely

where my liquid bros at? fucking great performance by mc goddamn I fucking love liquid lads

nth for Pugna

the bearded guy

I'd go with celibacy

You think Artifact will make loli pugna real?

ALHAMDULILAH !

1. Liquid
2. whatever chink is on top
3. Secret
4. EG____
5. TNC_
6. VP___
7. Optic_
8. Mineski___
9. Fnatic
10. OG_________________

questions?

It's time

vp is way fucking higher than 6th you fucking retard

Peter will destroy the slavshits

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Is that fwoshy?

WHERE IS DA ARTIFACT Open Beta valve?

EG should get 27 DPC pointsfor that 27-0.

t. ruhub shitters

>1. Liquid
pretty good list

Tomorrow dotards

RIP hair

no according to logic you fucking retard

Where is this "heh" thing from

>yeah I'm sure TNC will start winning majors
you don't need to get 1st place at major to get top-8
any team with zero points can get second place at major once and they'll be sixth in DPC (placing above navi and mineski and pushing out EG out of top-8)
teams like OG/fnatic/vg thunder only need to get 3-4th place for the same effect

I'm glad Liquid won, but what the fuck were they thinking about Game 2? I hate Kuro when he does that.

>Imagine being ODpixel
>being 18 and up and coming dota 2 caster
>the closest you've been to a woman is doujins and obscure Veeky Forums porn
>you're in the scene and suddenly there's sheever
>31, 5 years spent in dota 2 already and she's the jack of all trades
>caster, check, interviewer, check, played party queue with pros, check, host, check
>Man I bet I will get so much from this relationship
>this will be a quick and easy 2 years thing, she'll show me the scene, shell be 33 by then and imma get some prime 18 yo groupie pussy with the mad dosh i get from this dota gig
>fast forward 1 year
>Sheever got the cancer
>you had to stick through it because what else can you do?
>she's a 40 - 9 year old woman and her eggs have a timer of less than 5 years
>her breastfeeding capabilities have been halved
>worst case your kid will be fed soy baby formula and become a soyboy
>and now your relationship is the one that braved cancer and survived it
>leaving her during the cancer would have been disastrous, leaving her after is worse
>But you're owen
>you're an up and coming dota 2 caster
>You will carry that weight owen
>You will carry it

It's so great. Liquid threw game 2 just for fun, to try some meme strategies. Yet all the NAcucks took it seriously! Hahahaha, I almost can't believe it but I've learned to over the years. Enjoy the free "win" and zero... NADA... zilch... 0 (ZERO) DPC POINTS! Oh nononononono.... Gulag, (You) give me so much.. FOR FREE. Isn't it great

>next major EG gets 0 points again
>OG and Fnatic pass them

sheepsticked would actually be pretty cute if her face wasn't covered in grease and pimples

Was it worthy?
Probably yes

S O U R C E

giving the mutts the illusion of control and then stomping them in the face is the most gratifying feeling humans can feel

yeah but they wont

This game is so stale

ARTIFACT WHEN!?

i miss VP doing sven+dark seer lineups and winning the game off of a huge vac wall

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that would require n0ti/pedur and EE to get points

>fnatic
>next major
user, i...

but why tho

liquid wanted to claim both stomper AND stompee records. based kky-god cementing his legacy even further.

fucking brutal

gameinformer.com/games/artifact/b/pc/archive/2018/03/09/how-do-you-play-it-and-how-will-you-pay-for-it.aspx

pretty good chance that VGJ wins against Newbee too.

Ha liquid got 27-0'd lol

too bad there are like 3 viable offlaners and dark seer aint one of them

>navi is world number 6
wdhmbt

its skewed because they traded for lil
unless they place at a major they wont direct qualify

Because bo5 3-0 for vgj rtc the best player in the world on Tb the most broken hero in he game and rtc dced before the game ended without GGs
Thats pretty good heh material

14th without LiL

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I think they'll scrape by on minors, like how they got their points before Lil

OG > VP
VG > NB
Liquid > OG
trust me on this one

what if odpixel was a sheever stream watcher for years who finally met the girl he stalked for years and got her though

>doubting our chink

t. ppd

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>missed snowfox stream
jdimsa

if you only count their minor points they would be placed 15th.
by the time all the dpc points get distributed the skew from lil will be negligible in determining the direct invite

Wait isn't it VP - Optic now? Why tf would they split up quarterfinals this awkwardly between two days?

why would they have 4 bo3 one day and 2 the next?

I don't give a fuck about this tournament, just give us the artifact showmatch already.

Maybe it's to make sure that one of the finalist teams doesn't have the possibility of playing 8 matches on the final day

>showing an alpha/early beta

i can't fucking take these offlane games. it wouldn't be so bad, but most supports don't know how to play the patch yet, so in 2/3 games, they ditch me there completely. then they wonder why the enemy carry is hyper ultra fed and why i'm level 4 with brown boots at 8 minutes. i've just started roaming and forming quad lanes mid or bot from that point onward, except even then they usually tell me "go top and leech"

and then the remaining 1/3 of games my supports understand exactly how important and easy it is to secure the offlane with a single good pull or rotation, and then the enemy carry can't bully me out anymore and i'll become like 3x more useful than normal

there's literally gameplay videos everywhere though?

hold your breath until ti and you'll be rewarded

>he posts on a general for dota2
>a game that debuted for the first time in a 1mil tournament and proceeded to remain and stay in a beta phase for some time.

Even as a dyke thats unacceptable.
I doubt she can land with many girls with that pancake face

post something funny about eg lose

From Valve? Show me 6 dozens.

Keyword: Early.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vr9kE7vT1hE

artifact should be something you're capable of making in dota 2. That's if Valve isn't a company made up of turds comparable to 70 IQ muslims that just happened to be born on oil

holy fucking shit they got the magic: the gathering creator to make artifact, hearthstone is fucking DONE

Of course you can, but why would they

dota2 was revealed with some 25 odd heroes with many even still having placeholder artwork for skills and models.

it was already confirmed they used the source 2 engine

artifact is literally made on the same engine though so it pretty much is?

yes

same engine is NOT the same as a custom game in dota2 where you're entirely limited to scripts and resoucres

the only thing I'm looking forward too tomorrow is the VP post game skit.

pretty overkill, these card games could be done in html5 as a website to fully cash in with the phoneposter audience.

>Zero DPC points
>Zero NA teams in the top eight
Pottery

>VP Optic yet to be played
????

Yea just stalk your favourite girl streamer and u as well might get her

WTF HOW DID WE LOSE BROS

VGJ needs to win to kick EG out of the top eight

why would valve handicap themselves like that when they own the game engine
>these card games could be done in html5 as a website to fully cash in with the phoneposter audience.
while that may be true, they will have a mobile version

So?

NA players throwing.